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 George Clooney QuotationDiscussing possible casting choices Mel Gibson and Nicolas Cage for Three Kings before he had signed to the movie: "Luckily, both those guys were tied and gagged in my apartment, and that was a problem for the casting department." "I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it." "I was too busy breaking up Tom and Nicole's marriage." -on the fact he had nothing to do with the breakup of Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt. Speaking about the 2003 Iraq war: "You can't beat your enemy anymore through wars; instead you create an entire generation of people revenge-seeking. These days it only matters who's in charge. Right now that's us -- for a while at least. Our opponents are going to resort to car bombs and suicide attacks because they have no other way to win. ...I believe (Rumsfeld) thinks this is a war that can be won, but there is no such thing anymore. We can't beat anyone anymore." "It's not about an opening weekend. It's about a career, building a set of films you're proud of. Period." "Ninety percent of films are pretty mediocre, but they have a built-in audience and open on 3,000 screens." "Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind bombed. But I can take it. Most of the films I've done haven't done particularly well. I'm surprised I'm continuing to work." "Directing is really exciting. In the end, it's more fun to be the painter than the paint." "I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately...you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life." Movie Title: Out of Sight (1998) as Jack Foley: Jack Foley : It's like seeing someone for the first time, and you look at each other for a few seconds, and there's this kind of recognition like you both know something. Next moment the person's gone, and it's too late to do anything about it. Jack Foley : Is this your first time being robbed? [Loretta nods.] Jack Foley : You're doing great. Jack Foley : Most bank robbers are fucking morons. Jack Foley : Alright, now I can say that I fucked a U.S. marshal. Do you think I will? Jack Foley : Where's your sunglasses? Did somebody finally step on them for you? Jack Foley : Hey! Sign says "shut the fuck up," or can't you fellas read? [points to a sign that says "Quiet Please"] Maurice "Snoopy" Miller : The fuck you talkin' to man? You got a problem over there, Foley? Jack Foley : Yeah, I got a problem: this is the dumbest fuckin' shakedown in the history of dumb shakedowns. Five hundred bucks for a pillow? Jack Foley : Give me a minute to talk to Buddy. Maurice "Snoopy" Miller : You got two minutes, that's all. Make up your mind, Foley. Jack Foley : I wasn't asking permission. [Snoopy's prison bodyguard, Himey, threatens Jack] Jack Foley : Uh oh. Maurice "Snoopy" Miller : You're fucked up now, man. That's Himey. Protege of mine. Ranked number thirty-two in the federal prison system. Jack Foley : Thirty-two? Maurice "Snoopy" Miller : That's right. Jack Foley : Outta what? Twenty? Jack Foley : What kind of name is Hejira? Hejira : It's Islamic. Jack Foley : What's it mean? Hejira : The Hejira was Mohammed's flight from Mecca in 632. Brothers in Leavenworth gave me that name. Jack Foley : You were in Leavenworth? Hejira : For a time. Jack Foley : What's that mean? Hejira : Means, when the time came, I left. Jack Foley : You broke out? Hejira : I prefer to think of it as an exodus from an undesirable place. Jack Foley : What's in this can? Karen Sisco : That's for your breath. You could use it. Squirt some in your mouth. Jack Foley : Yeah, well that's mace, isn't it? Jack Foley : You'd be surprised about what you can get, if you ask for it the right way. Jack Foley : Shit, shit, shit, shit. Cops: I think you flooded it. Jack Foley : Wanna hear a funny story? Cops: Shut up and get out of the car! Karen Sisco : Oh, that's right, you have my wallet. Why don't you come by the house, you can drop it off? Jack Foley : Sure, I'll leave it with the S.W.A.T. guy who answers the door. Jack Foley : Take your sunglasses off. Glenn Michaels : I see better with 'em on, man. Jack Foley : You don't take them off, I'm gonna throw them off the overpass while they're still on your head. Go wait in the car. Glenn Michaels : Um, we're in civilization now so you can ease up just a little bit. Jack Foley : I'm sorry! I'd like you to wait in the car please. Take her, put her in the back. Glenn Michaels : Okay... in the trunk? Jack Foley : IN THE BACKSEAT! IN THE BACKSEAT! Movie Title: The Peacemaker (1997) as Colonel Tom Devoe / Thomas Devoe / Devoe: Julia Kelly : You will not take action without authorization. Devoe : What do you think I am, some gung-ho, stupid son of a bitch? Julia Kelly : No, I don't think you're stupid. Devoe : That's right, people. We educated half the world's terrorists. Julia : Where the hell is my military liason? Devoe : Colonel Thomas Devoe reporting as ordered, ma'am. I'm sorry about in there, sometimes my enthusiasm gets the better of me. Julia : No problem. Would you like some coffee? Devoe : I'd love some. Julia : It's over there. Julia Kelly : So do you think he set us up? Thomas Devoe : Who? Julia Kelly : Your friend. Thomas Devoe : No. Julia Kelly : How can you be so sure? Thomas Devoe : Because he's my friend. Thomas Devoe : Doctor, you can run your charts and your theories all you want. In the field, this is how it works: the good guys, that's us, we chase the bad guys. And they don't wear black hats. They are, however, all alike: they demand power, and respect, and they're willing to pay top dollar to get it. And that is our highly motivated buyer. Julia Kelly : What about other motivations? Thomas Devoe : Not important to me. Julia Kelly : Whether it's important to you or not, there are people out there who don't care about money, who don't give a damn about respect. People who believe the killing of innocent men and women is justified. For them it is about rage, frustration, hatred... they feel pain and they're determined to share it with the world. Thomas Devoe : Okay, that does me no good. Now let's deal with the facts at hand. 23 hours ago, General Alexander Kodoroff stole ten nuclear warheads. Julia Kelly : He's just a delivery boy. I'm not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons, Colonel. I'm terrified of the man who only wants one. [Devoe wants to take a team into Russia while they know where the bombs are.] Julia Kelly : The Russians say they are handling it. Thomas Devoe : The Russians couldn't find snow in the middle of fucking winter. Look, it's this simple. When that satellite is out of range, those nukes are gone. [pause] Thomas Devoe : It's only jet fuel. Thomas Devoe : I'd like to know something. You moved from Lawrence Livermore to the White House. So, first you build the bombs to blow up the entire world, and now you want to save it. Make up your mind: which is it going to be? Julia Kelly : Well, I believe this week we're saving it. Julia Kelly : Would you call Langley? We're still waiting on a psych profile on Kodorov. Thomas Devoe : He's an asshole. Save you the trip. Julia Kelly : Thanks, I'll settle for the official version. Thomas Devoe : OK, officially -- he's an asshole! Thomas Devoe : I'm not gonna shoot you unless I have to. And if I have to I'll feel really bad about it. Now sit down! [Devoe phones Kodoroff, who is driving a truck loaded with stolen nuclear warheads.] Devoe : You watched CNN during Desert Storm. You remember all those television shots from the nose cone of the GBU missiles slammin' into those trucks? Remember that picture? How it kept gettin' closer and bigger on the screen... You'd just about see the faces of those drivers and then... Zap! The picture went dead, we didn't get to see what happened next. Well guess what, Alek? You will. Thomas Devoe : It doesn't make sense. You don't... you don't kill a Dimitri Vertikoff. There are certain rules - killing him isn't useful. Julia Kelly : Is it ever? Thomas Devoe : [approaching enemy truck in a helo] All right, gentlemen - whatever you do, do not shoot any civilians, do you understand? [minutes later, pointing to a couple of gunmen on the bridge below] Thomas Devoe : Those fuckers you can shoot! Colonel Tom Devoe : Sir, it's not our war. Dusan Gavrich : It is now! [shoots himself] Movie Title: Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988) as Matt Stevens: Matt Stevens : That's the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do. Matt Stevens : [sings] Oh Rosanna don't ya cry for me. Cos I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee. I do not know the rest of the words, I think I'll make them up. I'm going to walk into my home and wake my best friend up. Movie Title: One Fine Day (1996) as Jack Taylor / Jack: Jack Taylor : Maggie, when you grow up and are incredibly beautiful and intelligent and possess a certain sweetness that's... that's like a distant promise to the brave, to the worthy, could you please not beat to a pulp every miserable bastard that comes your way simply because you can? Could you not do that? Maggie Taylor : Okay Daddy. Jack : What would you do if I kissed you right now? Melanie : You wouldn't kiss me. Jack : But what would you do if i did? Melanie : Do you wanna kiss me right now? Jack : I wouldn't've mentioned it if didn't. [Phone rings] Jack : What? Melanie : I forgot to tell you that Sammy is allergic to shellfish and dander. And also, he's not allowed to watch commercial TV. And no matter what he says, he has to hold your hand when he crosses the street. Oh, and also, if you go to the playground, I'd like you to check the sandbox first, because you never know what people throw in there. And, also... OK. Bye. Jack : Fine. Melanie : Fine. Jack Taylor : You aren't going to fire me. My face is on buses. Maggie Taylor : I'm hungry. Jack Taylor : Want a Tic Tac? Maggie Taylor : No. Jack Taylor : That's all I've got. Jack : You know what my mother used to say to me? Melanie : Gee, no, what? Jack : Love your guy like a little boy and he'll grow into a man. Melanie : So she knew back then that you were gay? Melanie : Your Peter Pan complex is so 90s. Jack : What Peter Pan complex? Melanie : The one you're so proud of. Jack : Do you have any friends? Melanie : I don't have time for friends. Jack : That's because of your Captain Hook complex. Jack Taylor : You're asking me for help. Melanie Parker : It would appear that way, wouldn't it? Jack Taylor : I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor." Melanie Parker : Jack, don't be a shit-head. Go rescue our kids. Jack Taylor : This is hard for you, isn't it? Jack Taylor : Kick the mean boys in the shins. Melanie : You MUST be Kristen's ex-husband? Jack : Why do you say that? Melanie : [pointing to Maggie] Well, that's Kristen's daughter... Movie Title: From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) as Seth Gecko / Seth: Seth : I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on, you are all in my cool book. Seth : I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard. Seth : All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires. Seth : Everybody be cool. YOU - be cool. Seth : So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags? Jacob : He's my son. Seth : Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese. Jacob : Neither does he. He looks Chinese. Seth : Oh, well pardon me all to hell. Pete Bottoms : Look, he comes in here everyday. We bullshit, and he's used my bathroom about a thousand times. If I said no this time he'd know somethin' was up. Seth : Okay, I want him out of here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to Benny's World of Blood. Seth : Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse. Seth : [talking to Jacob Fuller about his wife's death in a car crash] Died instantly? Jacob : Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about six hours before she passed on. Seth : Whewww! Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they? Richie : Where are my glasses? Seth : They broke when you fell. Richie : Oh, fuck, Seth, that's my only pair! Seth : Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses. Richie : Whatdya mean, don't worry about it. Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see. Seth : When we get to El Rey, I'll take care of it. Richie : Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription. Seth : Shit, I been to bars make this place look like a fuckin' 4-H club. Richie : I gotta say I'm with Jacob on this. I been to some fucked up places in my time, but that place is fucked up. Seth : Now, is my shit together, or is my shit together? Richie : Your shit is forever together! Jacob : Are you so much a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won? Seth : What did you call me? Jacob : Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. Would you like me to ask it again? Very well. Are you such a loser you can't tell when you've won? The entire state of Texas, along with the F.B.I., is looking for you. Did they find you? No. They couldn't. They had every entrance to the border covered. There's no way you could get across. Did you? Yes, you did. You've won, Seth, enjoy it. Seth : Fight now, cry later. Kate : Are you okay? Seth : Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory. Seth : Do you have a cross? Jacob : In the Winnebago. Seth : In other words, no. Scott Fuller : What are you talking about? We got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross. Sex Machine : He's right. Peter Cushing does that all the time. Seth : I don't know about that. In order for it to have any power, I think it's gonna be an official crucifix. Jacob : What's an official cross? Some piece of tin made in Taiwan? What makes that official? If a cross works against vampires, it's not the cross itself, it's what the cross represents. The cross is a symbol of holiness. Seth : Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'. Carlos : What, were they psychos, or...? Seth : Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are. [After Richard blows up Benny's World of Liquor] Seth : Low profile. Do you know what the words "low profile" mean? Seth : [to Hostage Gloria] You. Plant yourself in that chair. Hostage Gloria : What are you planning on doing with... Seth : I said plant yourself. Plants don't talk. Seth : Let me explain the house rules. Follow the rules, we'll get along like a house on fire. Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise... [holds up gun] Seth : Mr. .44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it. Richie : Shit, I started to get worried. Where the fuck ya been? Seth : Sight seein'. Richie : What'd ya see? Seth : Cops. Seth : So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God? Seth : Do you think this is who I am? I am a professional thief, I don't run around killing people I don't have to. Seth : If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Old Timer : God damn you, God damn you... what the hell you want? Seth : What do you think I want, you mean old bastard? I want a fucking room. Old Timer : OK, all right. Sex Machine : He ain't your brother no more. Seth : Well, that's a matter of opinion and I don't give a fuck about yours. Seth : I wish you the peace in death I could never give you in life. Kate : Seth, should I save the last bullet for us? Seth : No, use it on the next fucker that tries to bite you! Seth : No thanks. I've already had a wife. Seth : All right ramblers... lets get ramblin' Richie : I told you he said help us. Pete Bottoms : [screaming in pain] I never said help us! Seth : Well that doesn't matter now, because you got about three seconds to fucking live! Seth : Now, this is my kind of place. Seth : We did it. We're in Mexico! We're fucking in Mexico you little piece of fucking shit! Seth : Jacob, you're going to keep going down this road until you get to DiGayo. When you get to DiGayo, you're going to turn this big bastard left, and go a couple of miles until you see a bar called "The Titty Twister." And to my understanding, you cannot miss it. Jacob : Then? Seth : And then you stop, because that's where were going. Seth : Why, out of all the God-forsaken shitholes in Mexico, do we have to meet here? Carlos : One place's just as good as another. Seth : I'm gonna kill every last one of you godless fuckin' pieces of shit! Seth Gecko : Now I'm gonna ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer: Do you wanna live through this? Seth Gecko : You serve food here, Jose? Razor Charlie : Best in Mexico. Seth Gecko : I kinda doubt that. [after first entering the Titty Twister bar] Seth Gecko : I could become a regular. Movie Title: Inside Look: Down from the Mountain (2000) as George Clooney: George Clooney : I can carry a tune, but I'm not a very good singer. Movie Title: Welcome to Collinwood (2002) as Jerzy: [Jerzy is in disguise, in full Hasidic rabbi costume] Basil : Why are you dressed like a priest? [pause] Jerzy : You're an idiot. Movie Title: Intolerable Cruelty (2003) as Miles Massey: Rex : My wife has me between a rock and a hard place. Miles Massey : That's her job. You should respect that. Miles Massey : So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear. Rex : Is it possible? Miles Massey : It's a challenge. Miles Massey : You fascinate me. Miles Massey : I guess, something inside of me died, when I realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me. Marylin Rexroth : Wait a minute. You hired him to kill me. Freddy Bender : No. Both of you wait a minute. Nobody hired anyone to kill anyone. Wrigley : Hear, hear. Freddy Bender : Apparently, from what I can gather, a burglar broke into your house. Wrigley : Miles's house. Freddy Bender : Whatever. A burglar broke in intending to loot the place, uh, repented, became despondent over his lifestyle and shot himself. Miles Massey : "Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery, for where a heart is hard, they make no battery..." Mrs. Rexroth, do you know those lines? Freddy Bender : Objection, your honor. Judge Marva Munson : Grounds? Freddy Bender : Uh... poetry recitation. Rex Rexroth : Have you sat before her before? Miles Massey : No. No, the judge sits first. Then we sit. Rex Rexroth : Well, have you sat after her before? Wrigley : Sat after her before? You mean, have we argued before her before? Miles Massey : The judge sits in judgment. The counsel argues before the judge. Rex Rexroth : So, have you argued before her before? Wrigley : Before her before, or before she sat before? Rex Rexroth : Before her before. I said, before her before. Wrigley : No, you said before she sat before. Rex Rexroth : I did at first, but... Miles Massey : Look, don't argue. Rex Rexroth : I'm not. I'm... Wrigley : No, you don't argue. We argue. Miles Massey : Counsel argues. Wrigley : You appear. Miles Massey : The judge sits. Wrigley : Then you sit. Miles Massey : Or you stand in contempt. Wrigley : And then we argue. Miles Massey : The counsel argues. Rex Rexroth : Which you've done before. Miles Massey : Which we've done before. Rex Rexroth : Ah. Wrigley : But not before her. [Marylin's poodle bites Miles Massey on his hand] Marylin Rexroth : Ow. Howard. Miles Massey : Howard. You named him after your ex. Marylin Rexroth : I'm sentimental. Wrigley : Why are we eating here? Nero's Waitress : What's his problem? Miles Massey : Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge smothered with French Dressing. Nero's Waitress : And for you? Miles Massey : Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham. Nero's Waitress : Slaw Cup? Miles Massey : What the hell. Wrigley : What do you think? Miles Massey : What are they, ladles? Wrigley : Berry spoons. Miles Massey : Spoons? Wrigley : Berry spoons. Everybody has spoons. Miles Massey : And nobody *needs* berry spoons. Wrigley : Everybody eats berries. Miles Massey : Who are you, Pollyanna? Where'd you see 'em at? A Martha Stewart catalog right next to the silver napkin rings? Stadium seat ass-warmers? Freddy Bender : If you have a proposal to make, let's hear it. Miles Massey : Well, at this point, my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation. Freddy Bender : My client's ruled that out. Miles Massey : My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution to the marriage without prejudice. Freddy Bender : That's a fart in a stiff wind. Miles Massey : My client proposes a 30-day cooling-off period. Freddy Bender : My client feels sufficiently dispassionate. Miles Massey : My client asks that you not initiate proceedings pending his setting certain affairs in order. Miles Massey : All right, so much for the ice-breakers. What are you after, Freddy? [takes a drink of water] Freddy Bender : My client is prepared to settle for 50 percent of the marital assets. [Miles spits out some water] Miles Massey : Why only 50, Freddy? Why not a hundred? While we're dreaming, why not 150? Are you familiar with "Kershner"? Freddy Bender : "Kershner" does not apply. Miles Massey : Bring this to trial, we'll see if "Kershner" applies. Rex : What's "Kershner"? Miles Massey : Please, let me handle this. Freddy Bender : "Kershner" was in Kentucky. Miles Massey : "Kershner" was in Kentucky? Freddy Bender : "Kershner" was in Kentucky. Miles Massey : All right, Freddy, forget "Kershner". What's your bottom line? Freddy Bender : Primary residence, 30 percent of remaining assets. Miles Massey : What, are you nuts? Have you forgotten "Kershner"? Miles Massey : Sorry. I'm not omniscient. Miles Massey : Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Henry the Eighth. What do they have in common? Wrigley : [thinks] Middle name? Movie Title: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002) as Jim Byrd: Jim Byrd : You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'. Jim Byrd : Think of it as a hobby. Something you do to relax. You're an "assassination enthusiast." [after Byrd tells Chuck to kill the unknown "mole"] Chuck Barris : Hey, I got an idea. If you aren't so bad... why don't you do it? Why don't you kill the mole? You got a problem with killing, Jim? Jim Byrd : I just don't fit the profile. Chuck Barris : What fucking profile? There is no fucking profile. Jim Byrd : Okay, there's no profile. Chuck Barris : There's no profile. Jim Byrd : Okay. Movie Title: Fail Safe (2000) as Col. Jack Grady, Command Pilot Group 6: Tommy Grady, Col. Grady's Son : Dad! How long is this one gonna be? Col. Jack Grady, Command Pilot Group 6 : Shouldn't be too late. Tommy Grady, Col. Grady's Son : Are you sure? Col. Jack Grady, Command Pilot Group 6 : I'm positive. Tommy Grady, Col. Grady's Son : Only fools are positive. Col. Jack Grady, Command Pilot Group 6 : Are you sure? Tommy Grady, Col. Grady's Son : I'm positive. Movie Title: Solaris (2002) as Chris Kelvin: Chris Kelvin : Where have you been? Rheya Kelvin : Away from those f***ing people. Chris Kelvin : They're my friends. Rheya Kelvin : Yeah. Rheya Kelvin : I can't remember how I got here. Did I come here with you? Chris Kelvin : I don't know how you got here. Rheya Kelvin : What do you mean? Chris Kelvin : I woke up and you were here. Rheya Kelvin : Were you alone? Chris Kelvin : Yes. Rheya Kelvin : Was that difficult? Chris Kelvin : It was easier than being with someone else. Chris Kelvin : And death shall have no dominion. Dead men naked they shall be one with the man in the wind and the west moon. When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone they shall have stars at elbow and foot. Though they go mad they shall be sane. Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again. Though lovers be lost love shall not. And death shall have no dominion. Rheya Kelvin : You found me. Chris Kelvin : I came back for you. I came back that day. I'm sorry Gibarian : You think you're dreaming me. Chris Kelvin : You're not Gibarian. Gibarian : No? Who am I then? Chris Kelvin : A puppet. Gibarian : And you're not? Or maybe you're my puppet. But like all puppets you think you're actually human. It's the puppets dream, being normal. Chris Kelvin : Why did you kill yourself? Gibarian : It seemed like a good idea at the time, now I think I made a mistake. Chris Kelvin : Earth. Even the word sounded strange to me now... unfamiliar. How long had I been gone? How long had I been back? Did it matter? I tried to find the rhythm of the world where I used to live. I followed the current. I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again. But I was haunted by the idea that I remembered her wrong, and somehow I was wrong about everything. [last lines] Chris Kelvin : Am I alive, or dead? Rheya Kelvin : We don't have to think like that any more. We're together now. Everything we've done is forgiven. Everything. Chris Kelvin : What does Solaris want from us? Gibarian : Why do you think it has to want something? This is why you have to leave. If you keep thinking there's a solution, you'll die here. Chris Kelvin : I can't leave her. I'll figure it out. Gibarian : Do you understand what I'm trying to tell you? There are no answers, only choices. Chris Kelvin : Why haven't you come home? What happened here? What did you find? Gordon : Who are you representing, exactly? Chris Kelvin : I represent the last effort to recover this mission before they abandon this ship and everyone on board. Gordon : Until it starts happening to you, there's really no point in discussing it. Snow : How much sleep ya need, Kelvin? Chris Kelvin : How much sleep? Snow : Yeah. Um, how long ya think you can go without sleep? Chris Kelvin : Depends. Snow : Well, when you do go to sleep... I find I sleep much better with the door locked. Chris Kelvin : How about you? How are you doing? Gordon : Depression along with bouts of hypomania and primary insomnia, suggestions of agoraphobia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, shock, fatigue, denial. Chris Kelvin : None of which is unusual given the circumstances. Gordon : I know. [Speaking for the first time] Rheya Kelvin : Don't blow it. Chris Kelvin : [laughs] You start. Rheya Kelvin : I did. Chris Kelvin : Really? Alright, I'm going to resist the impulse to ask you about the doorknob. Rheya Kelvin : Do you always resist your impulses? Chris Kelvin : Not always. Rheya Kelvin : Try poetry. Chris Kelvin : And death shall have no dominion... Rheya Kelvin : Mm, Thomas. It's not a very happy poem, though. Chris Kelvin : Well, you didn't seem very happy when I saw you on the train. Rheya Kelvin : [laughs] I wasn't. Chris Kelvin : And tonight? Rheya Kelvin : It's early. Chris Kelvin : I don't believe that we are predetermined to relive our past. Movie Title: South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) as Dr. Doctor: Dr. Doctor : We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live. [after unsuccessfully trying to save Kenny] Dr. Doctor : Dammit! It never gets any easier! [walks away whistling] Movie Title: Three Kings (1999) as Archie Gates: Archie Gates : Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They don't. Now they're getting slaughtered. Archie Gates : What's the most important thing in life? Troy Barlow : Respect. Archie Gates : Too dependent on other people. Conrad Vig : What, love? Archie Gates : A little Disneyland, isn't it? Chief Elgin : God's will. Archie Gates : Close. Troy Barlow : What is it then? Archie Gates : Necessity. Troy Barlow : As in? Archie Gates : As in people do what is most necessary to them at any given moment. Archie Gates : No unnecessary shots, Conrad, 'cause we know what they do. Conrad Vig : Make infected pockets full of bile, sir. Archie Gates : That's right, Conrad, that's what they do. Archie Gates : You're scared, right? Conrad Vig : Maybe. Archie Gates : The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it. Conrad Vig : That's a dumbass way to work. It should be the other way around. Archie Gates : I know. That's the way it works. Archie Gates : Sit down. What do you see here? Chief Elgin : Bunkers, sir. Archie Gates : What's in them? Troy Barlow : Stuff they stole from Kuwait. Archie Gates : Bullshit. I'm talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullion. Conrad Vig : You mean them little cubes you put in hot water to make soup? Archie Gates : No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup. Archie Gates : Any questions? Conrad Vig : Yeah, is it true to be special forces, you gotta cut off an enemy's ear? Archie Gates : [to Troy Barlow] Are you able to control him? Troy Barlow : Yes, sir. He'll be fine, I promise. Adriana Cruz : Are you ready to work with me now? Archie Gates : Yeah, I'm ready to work with you. Adriana Cruz : Good, 'cause I've got an amazing lead. Archie Gates : It was in the guy's ass. Camp soldier: That's not the real story. Adriana Cruz : What's the real story? Camp soldier: It was in the guy's dick, they had to pull it out with a pair of tweezers. Adriana Cruz : A ten-page atlas of Saddam's bunkers? Camp soldier: Yeah, only real small, like those books you get in a box of Cracker Jacks. Archie Gates : That's what makes S.F. so badass, we got the best flashlights. [Maj. Gates stops the car after hearing an explosion] Archie Gates : What was that? Conrad Vig : I rigged the football with C-4, sir. Archie Gates : Why would you do that? Archie Gates : [about Kuwaiti gold] My guess is he's divided these bricks into several different stashes. Just one of these stashes will be easy to take from Saddam's deserting army, and that will be enough to get us out of our day jobs. Unless, of course, you reservists are in love with your day jobs. [cut to a shot of Troy getting ink all over himself at his office; cut to a shot of Chief throwing luggage onto a plane; cut to a shot of Conrad shooting stuffed animals with a shotgun] Conrad Vig : I don't really have a day job, sir. [Maj. Gates knows a map has been found in one of an Iraqi soldier's orifices, but isn't sure which] Archie Gates : Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent? Chief Elgin : No, sir. Archie Gates : Maybe it's the urology tent. Or the neurology tent. Or the nose and throat tent. Troy Barlow : Captain's at a staff meeting, sir. Archie Gates : Captain of proctologists? Conrad Vig : What's a proctologist, sir? Amir Abdullah : You know what I think? You're stealing gold, that's what I think. We're fighting Saddam and dying, and you're stealing gold. Archie Gates : You're wrong. Amir Abdullah : They have half a million men in the desert and they send four guys to pick up all this bullion? I don't think so. Archie Gates : [to Col. Horn, about the Gulf War] Just tell me what we did here! Archie Gates : You know you're on the path to truth when you smell shit, isn't that what they say? Archie Gates : Load the people into the Humvee! Troy Barlow : There's no room! Archie Gates : Make room! Troy Barlow : Whatever happened to necessity? Archie Gates : It just changed! Archie Gates : You know anything about gunshot wounds? Conrad Vig : I don't know. Archie Gates : Specifically, the worst thing about a gunshot wound, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis. Chief Elgin : Infection of the blood... Archie Gates : That's right. Say a bullet tears into your gut. It creates a cavity in the dead tissue. That cavity fills up with bile, and bacteria, and you're fucked. Adriana Cruz : I don't want him walking away from me, going to other reporters, and giving away my stories. Archie Gates : What stories? You don't have any stories. Adriana Cruz : You don't fuckin' tell people that. Movie Title: ER (1994) as Dr. Doug Ross: Dr. Doug Ross : I'm a doctor and nothing gets in the way of that. Nothing. [Ross is a pediatrician] Dr. Doug Ross : I'm not a grown-up doctor. Nurse Lydia Wright : Yes, we know. Dr. Mark Greene : You can't take the fact that I'm your boss. Dr. Doug Ross : That's typically narcissistic of you, Mark. I can't take the fact that anyone's my boss. Dr. Doug Ross : You can get through my door Carol Hathaway : Anything wearing a bra can get through your door. Dr. Doug Ross : Weaver and the sound of her own voice: A love story. Dr. Mark Greene : How they holding up? Dr. Doug Ross : Stick a fork in them they've been Weavered. Lily Jarvik: Anyone seen Dr. Weaver? Dr. Doug Ross : Follow the trail of partially-digested residents. Carol Hathaway : On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... uhhh... All the other ER docs enter surprisingly and start singing. Dr. Doug Ross : 12 tone deaf doctors. Dr. Mark Greene : 11 lords a lording. Dr. Susan Lewis : 10 drummers drumming. Dr. John Carter : 9 something something. Nurse Lydia Wright : 8 maids a milking. Malik : 7 swans a swatting. Harper: 6 geese a gagging. Everyone: 5 golden rings. 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtledoves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Jerry Markovic : Dr. Ross, this came for you. Dr. Mark Greene : Bad news? Dr. Doug Ross : No. Just got denied a loan by a bank whose motto is "We loan money to anyone." Dr. Peter Benton : [the regular ER doctors are watching new med student John Carter wait nervously at the desk] Oh, man, would you look at this? Dr. Mark Greene : Huh. That's the first tailored white coat I've ever seen. Dr. Peter Benton : Isn't he lovely. Dr. Susan Lewis : Lovely. Dr. Mark Greene : Think he knows anything? Dr. Doug Ross : He knows how to dress. Dr. Peter Benton : Well, he's my student. I'll find out. Carol Hathaway : What were you thinking? What could you possibly have thought would happen tonight? That you would show up on my doorstep at midnight, drunk and I would find that as some sort grand gesture of love? That I would invite you back into my life, into my bed? Is that what you imagined would happen tonight? You have no right to even think about doing this. Dr. Doug Ross : I'm sorry. Carol Hathaway : Do you think you love me? For how long Doug? How long till you start wondering if there isn't someone better in the next room or the next bar? How long until that little voice in your head reminds you of all the infinite 22-year-olds you could be screwing tomorrow, or the next day, or the next? I will not let you do this to me again. [exits] Movie Title: Batman & Robin (1997) as Bruce Wayne / Batman: Robin : I could have made that jump! Batman : And you could have splattered your brains all over the side of the building. Robin : You know, in the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win. Batman : You're head wasn't even on the job. All you could think about was Poison Ivy. Robin : You just can't stand it! Maybe she wanted me instead of you. I mean, this is you're idea of friendship, isn't it, Bruce? It's your house, it's your rules, it's your way to the highway! It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman, and I'm sick of it! Batman : Yes, it's my rules. *My* rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house, and on this team, you will abide by them! Robin : This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me! Bruce Wayne : Well, he's over-eager. He's impulsive. I can't trust him not to get hurt. Alfred : Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone. Bruce Wayne : Oh, don't tell me you're on his side, again. Alfred : Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family. Bruce Wayne : I trust *you*, Alfred. Alfred : But I shan't be here forever. Batman : And you are...? Batgirl : Batgirl. Batman : That's not very PC. What about Batwoman, or Batperson? Batgirl : I found the Batcave. Robin : I guess we'll just have to kill her. Ivy : There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips. Batman : Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me? Robin : I want a car, chicks dig the car. Batman : This is why Superman works alone. Robin : Where's the snowman? Batgirl : Maybe he melted. Batman : No, he's just hibernating. Batman : Who invited you? Robin : I was just hanging around. Batman : I thought you were gonna stay in the museum. Round up some thugs. Robin : How 'bout, "Nice to see ya? Glad you're here to save my life." [Alfred misses the doorbell] Alfred : I must have dozed off. My sincerest apologies. Bruce Wayne : Oh, there's no apology necessary, Alfred. It's the first time it's happened in 30 years. Movie Title: Ocean's Eleven (2001) as Danny: Danny : Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society. Tess : Funny, I never got a check. Rusty : You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons. Danny : Like what, do you think? Rusty : Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Bowski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever! Danny : You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed! [goes to sit down] Tess : I don't smoke. Don't sit! Danny : Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. Alright, we'll get one more. Danny : Does he make you laugh? Tess : He doesn't make me cry. Danny : Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up? Rusty : Blew it all on the suit. Rusty : The Bellagio and the Mirage. These are Terry Benedict's places. Danny : Yes they are. You think he'll mind? Danny : There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door. Linus : Let's get him out. Reuben : Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it. Danny : That was our pleasure. Rusty : I'd never been to Belize. Danny : Why do they always paint hallways that color? Rusty : They say taupe is very soothing. Danny : Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this? Saul : If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning. Danny : He's ready. Danny : Tess, you're doing a great job curating the museum, the Vermeer is quite good, simple, vibrant, but his work definitely fell off as he got older. Tess : Remind you of anyone? Danny : And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress? Tess : Monet. Danny : Right, and then Manet had syphilis. Tess : They also painted occasionally. Tess : You're a thief and a liar. Danny : I only lied about being a thief, and I don't do that anymore. Tess : Steal? Danny : Lie. Tess : You know what your problem is? Danny : I only have one? [Danny has just been released from prison, in a tuxedo] Rusty : I hope you were the groom. Danny : Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back. Danny : You're either in or you're out. [while they are watching a dozen Chinese acrobats at a circus] Danny : Which one is the amazing Yen? Rusty : He's the little Chinese guy. Rusty : Why do this? Danny : Why not do it? [Rusty shakes his head] Danny : Cause yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking "Teen Beat" cover boys. [pause] Danny : Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house. Rusty : Been practicing this speech, haven't you? Danny : Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt I rushed it. Rusty : No, it was good, I liked it. The "Teen Beat" thing was harsh. Terry : I know everything that's happening in my hotels. Danny : So I should put the towels back? Tess : Danny was walking through the restaurant when he spotted me. Terry : Is that right? Danny : Yeah, imagine the odds. Terry : Of all the gin joints in all the world. Rusty : God, I'm bored! Danny : You look bored. Rusty : I am bored! [long pause] Rusty : How was the clink? You get the cookies I sent? Danny : Why do you think I came to see you first? Saul : I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and passed the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open... Rusty : Without being seen by the cameras. Danny : Oh Yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that. Saul : ...Yeah well say we do all that... uh... were just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped? Danny : Yeah Saul : Oh, ok. Rusty : [to Danny] Tell me this is not about screwing the guy that's screwing your wife. Danny : Ex-wife. Danny : You gotta walk before you crawl. Rusty : Reverse that. Parole Board Member #1 : Mr Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine, whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again. While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence tricks and frauds. What can you tell us about those? Danny : As you say, ma'am, I was never charged. Parole Board Member #2 : Mr Ocean, what we're trying to find out is was there a reason you chose to commit this crime, or was there a reason you simply got caught this time. Danny : My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern. Parole Board Member #3 : If released, is it likely you'd fall back into a similar pattern? Danny : She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks. Danny : How's your wife? Bruiser : Pregnant again. Danny : Well, that happens. Danny : I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high. [discussing possible candidates for their crew] Danny : Phil Turenteen... Rusty : Dead. Danny : No shit. On the job? Rusty : Skin cancer. Danny : D'you send flowers? Rusty : Dated his wife for a while. Danny : We'll need Saul. Rusty : He won't do it. He got out of the game a year ago. Danny : Religion? Rusty : Ulcer. Danny : ...You could ask him. Rusty : Hey, I could ask him. Danny : All right. [Bruiser punches Danny] Danny : Ahh! Jesus, Bruiser, not until later! Bruiser : Sorry Danny, I forgot. Danny : It's all right. Movie Title: O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) as Ulysses Everett McGill: Ulysses Everett McGill : You ever been with a woman? Delmar O'Donnell : I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that. Ulysses Everett McGill : You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers. Pete : The Preacher said it absolved us. Ulysses Everett McGill : For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar. Delmar O'Donnell : But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed. Ulysses Everett McGill : That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed. [Repeated line] Ulysses Everett McGill : Damn! We're in a tight spot! Ulysses Everett McGill : Me an' the old lady are gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking. Ulysses Everett McGill : I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him! Pete : Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit? Ulysses Everett McGill : Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote. Pete : Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly. Ulysses Everett McGill : Well I'm voting for yours truly too. [Everett and Pete look at Delmar for the deciding vote] Delmar O'Donnell : Okay... I'm with you fellas. Pete : Who elected you leader of this outfit? Ulysses Everett McGill : Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. Pete : What's the devil look like? Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, Pete, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork. Tommy Johnson : Oh no, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. Tommy Johnson : I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil. Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated. Ulysses Everett McGill : It does put me in a damn awkward position, vis-a-vis my progeny. Ulysses Everett McGill : Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'? Pete : You stole from my kin! Ulysses Everett McGill : Who was fixin' to betray us. Pete : You didn't know that at the time. Ulysses Everett McGill : So I borrowed it until I did know. Pete : That don't make no sense! Ulysses Everett McGill : Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. Ulysses Everett McGill : Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the goddamn field or... hell! Take at look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope. Delmar O'Donnell : Yeah, look at me. Ulysses Everett McGill : Now you may call it an unreasoning optimism, you may call it obtuse, but the plain and simple fact is that we got close-... [stops as they see a car approaching] [Shopping for pomade while on the run] Ulysses Everett McGill : Well I don't want Fop, godammit! I'm a Dapper Dan man! Ulysses Everett McGill : Well isn't this place a geographic oddity. Two weeks from everywhere. Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly. Delmar O'Donnell : You work for the railroad, Grampa? Blind Seer : I work for no man. Delmar O'Donnell : Got a name, do you? Blind Seer : I have no name. Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment... Ulysses Everett McGill : The treasure is still there boys, believe me. Delmar O'Donnell : But how'd he know about the treasure? Ulysses Everett McGill : I don't know Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision... Pete : He said we wouldn't get get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our ob-stac-les. Ulysses Everett McGill : Well what the hell does he know, he's just an ignorant old man? Ulysses Everett McGill : I was not hit by a train. Damnit, I am the paterfamilias! Ulysses Everett McGill : [Upon being startled awake] Mmmm. How's my hair? Ulysses Everett McGill : I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab. Big Dan Teague : Thank you boys for throwin' in that fricassee. I'm a man of large appetite, and even with lunch under my belt, I was feelin' a mite peckish. Ulysses Everett McGill : It's our pleasure, Big Dan. Ulysses Everett McGill : I am the only daddy you got! I'm the damn paterfamilias! Wharvey Gal: But you ain't bona fide! Ulysses Everett McGill : A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man. Ulysses Everett McGill : Tommy, what you ridin' there? Tommy Johnson : Uh... Roll top desk! Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, you lying... unconstant... succubus! Vernon T. Waldrip : Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't swear at my fiancé! Ulysses Everett McGill : Oh, yeah? Well, you can't marry my wife! Ulysses Everett McGill : Are you sure that's Pete? Delmar O'Donnell : Of course it is! Look at him!... We gotta find some wizard to change him back. Delmar O'Donnell : Care for a gopher? Ulysses Everett McGill : No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down. Delmar O'Donnell : You can have the whole thing. Me and Pete found a whole... gopher village. Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, I guess hard times flush the chump. Everybody's lookin' for answers... Where the hell's he goin'? [As Delmar runs out to be baptized] Pete : Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. Delmar's been saved! Ulysses Everett McGill : You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed! Delmar O'Donnell : I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we's ashamed of him. Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, if it is Pete, I am ashamed of him! Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason, Delmar. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character. Delmar O'Donnell : Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate! Ulysses Everett McGill : Say, uh, Cousin Wash, I suppose it'd be the acme of foolishness to inquire if you had a hair net. Ulysses Everett McGill : Pete's cousin turned us in for the bounty. Pete : The hell you say! Wash is kin! Washington Hogwallop : Sorry, Pete, I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine. Pete : I'm gonna kill you, Judas Iscariot Hogwallop! Ulysses Everett McGill : The old tactician has got a plan. For the transportation that is, I don't know how I'm gonna keep my coiffure in order. Pete : How's this a plan? How we gonna get a car? Ulysses Everett McGill : Sell that. I figure it can only have painful association for Wash. Pete : [reading] "To Washington Bartholomew Hogwallop, from his loving Cora. Amor Fidel... is." Ulysses Everett McGill : It was in his bureau. I figure it'll fetch us enough cash for a good used auto-voiture, and a little left over besides. [after the *FOUR* soggy bottom boys finish recording "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow"] Ulysses Everett McGill : Woo! Hot Damn, son I believe you did sell your soul to the devil. Lund : Woooooooo-wee. Boy, that was a miiiighty fine a-pickin' and a-singin'. I'll tell you what, you come on in here and sign these papers here and I'm a gonna you ten dollars a piece. Ulysses Everett McGill : Uh, okay sir. But Murt and Aloysius will have to sign Xes as only four of us can write. [about to be hung] Ulysses Everett McGill : It ain't the law! Sheriff Cooley : The law? The law is a human institution. Ulysses Everett McGill : So you're against me now too? Is that how it is boys? The whole world, God almighty, and now you. Ulysses Everett McGill : What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy? Tommy Johnson : Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good. Delmar O'Donnell : Oh son, for that you sold your everlasting soul? Tommy Johnson : Well, I wasn't usin' it. Pete : Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved. Delmar O'Donnell : Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward. Ulysses Everett McGill : Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry. Delmar O'Donnell : The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo. Ulysses Everett McGill : I thought you said you was innocent of those charges? Delmar O'Donnell : Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine. Ulysses Everett McGill : Ain't you gonna introduce us, Pete? Pete : I don't know their names. I seen 'em first! Penny Wharvey McGill : I've spoken my piece and counted to three. Ulysses Everett McGill : She counted to three. Goddamit! She counted to three. Sonofabitch! Ulysses Everett McGill : I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point. Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, as soon as we get ourselves cleaned up and we get a little smellum in our hair, why, we're gonna feel 100% better about ourselves and about life in general. Pete : You ruined my life! [while being choked] Ulysses Everett McGill : I do apologize about that Pete. Movie Title: The Perfect Storm (2000) as Captain Billy Tyne: Captain Billy Tyne : I always find the fish. Always! Bobby Shatford : Skip, what are we gonna do about those numbers? They suck. Captain Billy Tyne : The boys are talking? About how I lost it? Billy Tyne's lost it? Things get a little slow they're ready to draw and quarter you. I didn't think you would go along with them. Bobby Shatford : It's not that, Skip. I'm out here because I need the money. Captain Billy Tyne : You know, last trip I thought you had something to offer. But you know, you're just a punk. Bobby Shatford : Hey, you promised me a shitload of fish! Captain Billy Tyne : You'll get a shitload of fish. I've gone out before and motored back with so much stock little boys like you had to pack it on the pier. I always find the fish, always! And I will this time. So don't fuck with me! Linda Greenlaw : I saw your guys loading bait. You doing a turnaround? Captain Billy Tyne : No rest for the weary. Linda Greenlaw : There you go. Flaunting your work ethic. Captain Billy Tyne : I don't have a work ethic. I just have work... If I'm going to catch up to you. Bobby Shatford : So, what are you so happy about? Captain Billy Tyne : You just caught me on a good night. I'm doing what I was made to do - and I've got a feeling I'm going to do it even better this time. Bobby Shatford : I got a woman who I can't stand to be two feet away from. Captain Billy Tyne : Congratulations. Bobby Shatford : Then again, I love to fish. Captain Billy Tyne : Son, you've got a problem. Captain Billy Tyne : Bugs, how you making out? Mike "Bugsy" Moran : I'm not. I don't know. Maybe I smell like fish. Captain Billy Tyne : Maybe you need a new deodorant. Mike "Bugsy" Moran : Maybe I need a new face. [the Andrea Gail is climbing a gigantic wave] Captain Billy Tyne : C'MON, YOU BITCH! |
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