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 Kathryn Joosten QuotationMovie Title: The West Wing (1999) as Mrs. Landingham / Morris Tolliver / Dolores Landingham: [after the President is injured in a bike accident] Mrs. Landingham : Oh, Mr. McGarry, have they done an x-ray? Leo McGarry : Yep. Mrs. Landingham : And is anything broken? Leo McGarry : A four-thousand-dollar "Lynex Titanium" touring bike that I swore I'll never lend anyone. [a Navy doctor is checking the president's pulse] President Josiah Bartlet : So, how's my pulse? Morris Tolliver : Have you been running up and down the stairs in the past few minutes? President Josiah Bartlet : No. Morris Tolliver : Than it's not that good. President Josiah Bartlet : What is that? Morris Tolliver : It's a flu shot. President Josiah Bartlet : I don't need a flu shot. Morris Tolliver : You do need a flu shot. President Josiah Bartlet : How do I know this isn't the start of a military coup? I want the secret service in here right away. Morris Tolliver : In the event of a military coup what makes you think that the secret service is going to be on your side? President Josiah Bartlet : Can we get this god-forsaken event over with so I can get back to presiding over a civilization gone to hell in a hand cart? Mrs. Landingham : Fine talk for a president, sir. President Josiah Bartlet : Leave me alone. Mrs. Landingham : You know what this is, sir? President Josiah Bartlet : What what is? Mrs. Landingham : Your mood, sir. President Josiah Bartlet : There's nothing wrong with my mood. Mrs. Landingham : It's your diet. President Josiah Bartlet : Would you get off me with that? Mrs. Landingham : You don't get enough roughage in your diet, Mr. President, you know I'm right about that. President Josiah Bartlet : I know I'd like to beat you senseless with a head of cabbage, I know that for damn sure. Mrs. Landingham : I'm going to lunch, Charlie. Charlie Young : Speaking of lunch, the president is not too wild about his. Mrs. Landingham : What's the nature of his dissatisfaction? Charlie Young : He says it is going to be made almost entirely out of vegetables. Mrs. Landingham : Yes, it's a salad, Charlie. Charlie Young : The president would prefer a sandwich. Mrs. Landingham : Charlie, tell the president he will eat his salad, and if he doesn't like it, he knows where to put it. Mrs. Landingham : In my day we knew how to protect ourselves. Leo McGarry : Well, in your day you could fight off the Indians with a Daniel Boone musket, couldn't you? Mrs. Landingham : Ah, sarcasm - the grumpy man's wit. Leo McGarry : Go sharpen a pencil, would you? Danny Concannon : You keep glancing over here like you're afraid I'm going to steal something. Mrs. Landingham : No. I'm just not used to having members of the print media in here. Danny Concannon : I'll try not to get ink on the furniture. Mrs. Landingham : Aw, Danny. And I was just about to offer you a cookie. Danny Concannon : And now? Mrs. Landingham : No. Toby Ziegler : Sarcasm is a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age. Mrs. Landingham : What age would that be, Toby? Toby Ziegler : Late 20's... President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet : Try as you might you're not going to spoil my fun. Dolores Landingham : Oh, I think we both know from experience that isn't true, sir. |
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