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 Ian Roberts QuotationMovie Title: Bring It On (2000) as Sparky: Sparky : Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. Courtney : Why does everyone have to go on a diet? Sparky : Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high. Sparky : I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass! Sparky : Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms its own website! Sparky : Follow me or perish, spider monkeys. Sparky : I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a cracked skull. Think about it. Movie Title: Martin & Orloff (2002) as Martin: Martin : Suicide. Orloff : What? Martin : I was in for suicide. Orloff : Attempted suicide. There's a big difference. Martin : So, Patty, what do you do? Patty : I'm a stripper. Martin : No, I mean besides that. Patty : Oh? Just stripper! Martin : How are we friends? Orloff : We've been in a fist fight together, we've been to jail together. I'd say we're friends. |
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