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 Gary Oldman Quotation"I don't think Hollywood knows what to do with me. I would imagine that when it comes to romantic comedies, my name would be pretty low down on the list." "We're given a code to live our lives by; we don't always follow it but it's still there." "It's a double-edged sword because in one sense you have a lot of material to work with, but in a strange kind of way that puts up a framework that you have to keep within. You can't play Beethoven with pink hair, but to an extent, because no one has ever met him, who's going to tell me that's not Beethoven?" - on portraying famous people "With Beethoven I said I wanted a role where I didn't have to do anything stupid with my hair. My agent said, 'Read it again.'" "I measure success by the degree to which I ruin other people's lives." "I've done so much R-rated work, it's nice to have a job you can show your kids." - on making Movie Title: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban "I had this idea of myself as a shy, kind, sweet chap. I was working with Winona Ryder and she turned to me and said, 'Fuck, man, you're really intense.' I was so shocked, I went, 'What do you mean? I'm not intense, I'm sweet.' My passion and energy get mistaken for anger." "I guess what I'm trying to say is it's not Dracula crying, it's Gary Oldman, but using the technique of the character. The emotion is mine, because I don't know what it's like to be undead and live 300 years." "Any actor who tells you that they have become the people they play - unless they're clearly diagnosed as a schizophrenic - is bullshitting you." "I used to be under the impression that in some kind of wanky, bullshit way, acting was like therapy: you get in and grapple with and exorcise all those demons inside of you. I don't believe that anymore. It's like a snow shaker. You shake the thing up, but it can't escape the glass. It can't get out. And it will settle until the next time you shake it up." Movie Title: Basquiat (1996) as Albert Milo: Albert Milo : Good conversation is hard to find in this town. Albert Milo : You know, your audience isn't even born yet. Movie Title: The Scarlet Letter (1995) as Reverand Arthur Dimmesdale: [To the crowd gathered for Hester's hanging] Reverand Arthur Dimmesdale : In God's eyes, I am her husband. Movie Title: JFK (1991) as Lee Harvey Oswald: David Ferrie : Hey, Willie. I want you to meet Leon Oswald. Willie O'Keefe : Hey, man! How you doin'? Lee Harvey Oswald : What the fuck's he doin' here? Willie O'Keefe : Fuck you, motherfucker! Movie Title: Quest for Camelot (1998) as Ruber: King Arthur : You may kill me... but you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot. Ruber : Well, I've got to start somewhere. Lady Juliana : Ruber. Ruber : Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single... Lady Juliana : Impertinent pig. Ruber : Is that a no? Lady Juliana : You're mad. Ruber : I'm *so* glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years. Ruber : A spear. How stone age. A king would hold a nobler weapon. A king would hold Excalibur. Ruber : Panic sweeps across the land. Gryphon : Precisely. Ruber : My plan is perfect. Gryphon : Precisely. Ruber : Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable. Gryphon : Precisely. Ruber : And now Excalibur is mine. Gryphon : Eh... here's where we enter a grey area. Ruber : Where did you drop the sword? Gryphon : It all looks so *different* from down here... Movie Title: Romeo Is Bleeding (1993) as Jack Grimaldi: Jack Grimaldi : People think that Hell is fire and brimstone and the Devil poking you in the butt with a pitchfork, but it's not. Hell is when you should have walked away, but you didn't. Jack Grimaldi : You don't own love. Love owns you. Jack Grimaldi : So you're the big hoodlum? Personally, I don't see it. Mona Demarkov : Keep lookin'. Movie Title: Hannibal (2001) as Mason Verger: Mason Verger : So what do ya think, Cordell? Does Lecter want to fuck her or kill her or eat her alive? Cordell Doemling : Probably all three, though I wouldn't want to predict in what order. Mason Verger : When the fox hears the rabbit scream he comes a-runnin'... but not to help. Mason Verger : I have immunity from the Justice Department, and I have immunity from the Risen Jesus. And nobody beats the Riz! Mason Verger : Tell me, Cordell, to you does that look like a wave goodbye... or hello? Mason Verger : I guess now you wish you would've fed the rest of me to the dogs. Hannibal Lecter : No, Mason, I much prefer you the way you are. Mason Verger : It seemed like a good idea at the time. Mason Verger : Now *that's* entertainment! Mason Verger : You know, I thank God for what happened. It was my salvation. Have you accepted Jesus, Agent Starling? Do you have faith? Clarice Starling : I was raised Lutheran. Mason Verger : That's not what I asked. Mason Verger : Oh, coulda, woulda, should. I mean what do you think about the money? Paul Krendler : Five. Mason Verger : Oh, let's just toss it off like 'five'! Let's say it with the respect it deserves. Paul Krendler : Five-hundred-thousand-dollars. Mason Verger : Well, that's better, but not much. Will it work? Paul Krendler : It'll work. Won't be pretty. Mason Verger : What ever is? Mason Verger : Cordell, shoot him! Get the gun and shoot him! Cordell Doemling : And go into the pen? Mason Verger : Yes! Cordell Doemling : No, I'm staying out of this. Mason Verger : You're involved, is what you are! Now do it! Cordell Doemling : No. Mason Verger : Yes! Hannibal Lecter : Hey, Cordell! Why don't you push him in? You can always say it was me. [Mason Verger is going to have Hannibal Lecter fed to wild pigs] Mason Verger : You will stay for the evening's entertainment, won't you, Cordell? Cordell Doemling : If it's all the same to you, I think I'd rather not. Mason Verger : Rather not? Or *will* not? Movie Title: Immortal Beloved (1994) as Ludwig van Beethoven: Ludwig van Beethoven : It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer. Ludwig van Beethoven : [completely deaf, he is watching musicians perform his "Kreutzer" violin sonata] I can't hear them, but I know that they are making a hash of it. Ludwig van Beethoven : [startled to discover he has been tricked into playing piano for people observing him behind the wall] It is terrible, terrible for you to rob me in this way of my most treasured feelings! Movie Title: Sid and Nancy (1986) as Sid Vicious: Sid Vicious : How do you spell "holiday"? John : S-H-I-T. Nancy Spungen : I don't think that Johnny likes me. Sid Vicious : He doesn't like anybody. He's a fool. Nancy Spungen : You like me, don't you? Nancy Spungen : If I asked you to kill me, would you? Sid Vicious : I don't know. How would I do it? I couldn't live without ya. [Getting off the phone with her parents] Nancy Spungen : They're not gonna fucking send us any money! They said we'd spend it all on drugs! Sid Vicious : We would! Nancy Spungen : I hate my fuckin' life. Sid Vicious : This is just a rough patch. Things'll be much better when we get to America, I promise. Nancy Spungen : We're in America. We've been here a week. New York is in America, you fuck. Sid Vicious : You know, I was so bored once that I fucked a dog. Movie Title: Dracula (1992) as Dracula: Dracula : The blood is life... and it shall be mine. Dracula : I am the monster the breathing men want to kill. I am Dracula. Dracula : The luckiest man in the world is he who finds true love. Dracula : I never drink... wine. Dracula : [to Jonathan Harker] They say you are a man of good... taste. Dracula : [about the wolves that are howling] Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make. Dracula : I have crossed oceans of time to find you. Dracula : Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me. Mina : I want to be what you are. See what you see - love what you love. Dracula : Mina, to walk with me you must die to your breathing life and be reborn to mine. Mina : You are my love... and my life... always... Dracula : Then... I give you life eternal. Everlasting love. The power of the storm. And the beasts of the earth. Walk with me... to be my loving wife... forever. Dracula : I condemn you to living death. To eternal hunger for living blood. [to Mina about the wolf] Dracula : He likes you . Dracula : I... love you too much to condemn you. Dracula : I shall rise from my own death, to avenge hers with all the powers of darkness. Dracula : What devil or witch was ever so great as the killer whose blood flows in these veins? Dracula : I am the last of my kind. Dracula : I, who served the Cross. I, who commanded nations, hundreds of years before you were born. Professor Abraham Van Helsing : Your armies were defeated. You tortured and impaled thousands of people. Dracula : I was betrayed. Look at what your God has done to me! Movie Title: Air Force One (1997) as Egor Korshunov: Egor Korshunov : You who murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a nickel on a gallon of gas are going to lecture me on the rules of war? Well DON'T. Egor Korshunov : The President is safe - but then you must know that. He ran from here like a whipped dog! I'm sure you can't wait for him to get back to making the decisions so you can stop... sweating... through that silk blouse of yours! Vice President Kathryn Bennett : What are your intentions? Egor Korshunov : What arrogance... to think you could ever understand my intentions! Egor Korshunov : When you talk to the President, you might remind him that I am holding his wife, his daughter, his chief of staff, his national security advisor, his classified papers - and his baseball glove! Egor Korshunov : Your national security advisor has just been executed. He's a very good negotiator. He bought you another half hour. Egor Korshunov : I understand that Air Force One can refuel in mid-air well we need fuel, and we need it now. Vice President Kathryn Bennett : Im sure we can come to some kind of arrangement, if you land the plain we'll trade fuel for hostages. Egor Korshunov : This is bullshit! its simple physics without fuel the plan crashes, "scoffs" everybody dies! Vice President Kathryn Bennett : We're trying to do everything we can. Egor Korshunov : Tell me what I want to hear or I will execute a member of the senior staff and continue killing one hostage every minute untill the plane crash, or refueling plane arrive, well what do you say? Vice President Kathryn Bennett : Fuels on its way. Egor Korshunov : Thank You. Movie Title: The Contender (2000) as Shelly Runyon: Shelly Runyon : We're both sticking to our guns. The difference is, mine are loaded. Laine Hanson : It seems to me that all you can claim about me... claim, is that I had sex. Shelly Runyon : Deviant sex. Laine Hanson : Oh, deviant? Who says it was deviant? Shelly Runyon : I do. What I say the American people will believe. And do you know why? Because I will have a very big microphone in front of me. Shelly Runyon : Greatness is the orphan of urgency, Laine. Greatness only emerges when we need it most... in time of war or calamity. I can't ask somebody to be a Kennedy or a Lincoln. They were MEN created by their times. What I... What I can ask for... is the promise of greatness. And that, Madam Senator... you don't have. Laine Hanson : Well, then... I just wouldn't be using sex as leverage... if I were you, Sheldon. Because, you know, there's one thing you don't want. It's a woman with her finger on the button who isn't getting laid. Shelly Runyon : So, how are Will and the boy? Laine Hanson : Let's forego the small talk today Shelly, I'm not in the mood. Shelly Runyon : Let the big talk begin. Shelly Runyon : There's a reason they call me honest Shell. Movie Title: Prick Up Your Ears (1987) as Joe Orton: Joe Orton : I always wanted to be an orphan. I could have, if it wasn't for my parents. Kenneth Halliwell : Can you spell? Joe Orton : Yes, but not accurately. Kenneth Halliwell : Do you want the sardines with the rice pudding or separate? Joe Orton : Separate. [Halliwell puts his hand on Orton's leg. Orton brushes it off] Joe Orton : No. Have a wank. Kenneth Halliwell : Have a wank? Have a wank? I can't just have a wank. I need three days' notice to have a wank. You can just stand there and do it. Me, it's like organizing D-Day. Forces have to be assembled, magazines bought, the past dredged for some suitably unsavoury episode, the dog-eared thought of which can still produce a faint flicker of desire! Have a wank, it'd be easier to raise the Titanic. Kenneth Halliwell : I just want to go to the awards! I could! Look, "Joe Orton and guest." I'd behave. I wouldn't say a word, I promise. Joe Orton : No. Kenneth Halliwell : Why? Joe Orton : Because it's for me. I wrote it. Kenneth Halliwell : I gave you the title. Joe Orton : Okay, so when they have awards for titles, you can go to that. Movie Title: True Crime: Streets of LA (2003) as Agent Masterson: Agent Masterson : Your reputation precedes you, Kang. You're a real loose cannon and if it were up to me, you wouldn't carry a badge. Nick : Man, who peed in your coffee? Movie Title: The Professional (1994) as Stansfield / Norman Stansfield: Stansfield : Death is... whimsical... today. Stansfield : I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven? Malky : I couldn't really say. Mathilda : You killed my brother. Stansfield : I'm sorry. And you want to join him? Mathilda : No. Stansfield : It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart? Mathilda : Yes. Stansfield : That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it. Norman Stansfield : Bring me everyone. Benny: What do you mean "everyone"? Norman Stansfield : EVERYONE. Léon : Stansfield? Stansfield : At your service. Léon : [handing him something] This is from... Matilda. Stansfield : [see's that its pins for grenades] Shit. Stansfield : What filthy piece of shit did I do now? Stansfield : I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit. Malky : It's cops outside, we better go. Norman Stansfield : [Reapiting] It's the cops outside... we better go. Stansfield : I told ya. Stansfield : You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that get my... juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring. That's why I stopped! [laughs and sighs] Stansfield : Toss the apartment. Stansfield : You're a Mozart fan. I love him too. I looooove Mozart! He was Austrian you know? But for this kind of work, [imitates playing the piano] Stansfield : he's a little bit light. So I tend to go for the heavier guys. Check out Brahms. He's good too. Movie Title: Lost in Space (1998) as Dr. Zachary Smith / Monster Smith: [Why the others should believe his warning about the spiders] Dr. Zachary Smith : Evil knows evil. Dr. Zachary Smith : I'm a doctor, not a space explorer. Dr. Zachary Smith : Black was always my colour. Dr. Zachary Smith : Like the drip, drip, drip of blood... Major West : You really need to shut up. Dr. Zachary Smith : Give my regards to oblivion. Dr. Zachary Smith : Let's try this again, shall we? You are the puppet, I am the puppeteer. Do try to get it right this time..." Dr. Zachary Smith : Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind. Dr. Zachary Smith : Never fear, Smith is here. Dr. Zachary Smith : I loathe children. Monster Smith : You should have killed me when you had the chance. John Robinson : You know, you're right. I couldn't kill the man... [takes out on of Will's science fair plaques as an improvised weapon] John Robinson : But I can kill the monster! Monster Smith : Haven't you made the doorway... too small? Older Will : Not for me. But then, I'm not going, am I? The spiders didn't kill the girls. It was you. I just didn't let myself see it. You kept me alive because you needed me. Because I could build this for you. Monster Smith : Poor, poor boy. Did you think that I would let you go? After all that I have become? Look at me. I am no mere man. [He takes off the clothes covering him to reveal a spider/human figure] Monster Smith : I am a god. Within these eggsacks lives a monster race of spiders. We shall descend upon helpless Earth. An entire planet on which to rule. An entire planet on which to feed! Time to die, *son*. Older Will : I'm not your son! Will Robinson : Oh, shit. Dr. Zachary Smith : A boy of your intelligence should never swear... Oh, shit. [after attacking Dr. Smith] Monster Smith : I never liked me anyway. Dr. Zachary Smith : You can't do it can you? You can't kill the man without becoming the monster. Dr. Zachary Smith : Oh, be still my foolish heart. Dr. Zachary Smith : It's the world behind the world Dr. Robinson. Lie once, cheat twice, and everything becomes clear. Movie Title: True Romance (1993) as Drexl Spivey: Drexl Spivey : Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk. Marty : He's askin' about Alabama. Drexl Spivey : Where the fuck is that bitch? Clarence Worley : She's with me. Drexl Spivey : Who the fuck are you? Clarence Worley : I'm her husband. Drexl Spivey : [Laughs] Well, that makes us practically related. Drexl Spivey : They got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know. Drexl Spivey : Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties. [In the Night Club after Drexel has beaten Clarence] Drexl Spivey : He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it? Marty : No man, It ain't white boy day. Drexl Spivey : Ey' yo, yo why you trippin'? We're just fuckin' with ya. Infact, I'm gonna show you what I mean with a little demonstration. Toss me the burner. [Floyd tosses Drexl the shotgun] Drexl Spivey : Alright, peep this. Pretend this is that fine centerfold bitch, y'know what I'm saying'? And you're you... [cocks the shotgun and shoots Floyd] Movie Title: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990) as Rosencrantz: Rosencrantz : Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, 'Well. At least I'm not dead.' Rosencrantz : Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it? Guildenstern : No. Rosencrantz : Nor do I, really. It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead, which should make all the difference, shouldn't it? I mean, you'd never *know* you were in a box, would you? It would be just like you were asleep in a box. Not that I'd like to sleep in a box, mind you. Not without any air. You'd wake up dead for a start, and then where would you be? In a box. That's the bit I don't like, frankly. That's why I don't think of it. Because you'd be helpless, wouldn't you? Stuffed in a box like that. I mean, you'd be in there forever, even taking into account the fact that you're dead. It isn't a pleasant thought. Especially if you're dead, really. Ask yourself, if I asked you straight off, "I'm going to stuff you in this box. Now, would you rather be alive or dead?" naturally, you'd prefer to be alive. Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, "Well, at least I'm not dead. In a minute somebody is going to bang on the lid, and tell me to come out." [bangs on lid] Rosencrantz : "Hey you! What's your name? Come out of there!" Guildenstern : [long pause] I think I'm going to kill you. Rosencrantz : Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occured to you that you don't go on forever. It must have been shattering, stamped into one's memory. And yet, I can't remember it. Guildenstern : I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself. Rosencrantz : Or just as mad. Guildenstern : Or just as mad. Rosencrantz : And he does both. Guildenstern : So there you are. Rosencrantz : Stark raving sane. Rosencrantz : Shouldn't we be doing something... constructive? Guildenstern : What did you have in mind? A short, blunt human pyramid? Rosencrantz : Do you think Death could possibly be a boat? Guildenstern : No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat. Rosencrantz : I've frequently not been on boats. Guildenstern : No, no... What you've been is not on boats. Rosencrantz : So, we've got a letter which explains everything. Guildenstern : You've got it! Rosencrantz : I thought you had it. Guildenstern : I do have it Rosencrantz : You have it? Guildenstern : You've got it! Rosencrantz : I don't get it! Rosencrantz : I don't believe in it anyway. Guildenstern : What Rosencrantz : England Guildenstern : Just a conspiracy of cartographers then. Guildenstern : What's the first thing you remember? Rosencrantz : [thinks] No, it's no good. It was a long time ago. Guildenstern : No, you don't take my meaning. What's the first thing you remember after all the things you've forgotten? Rosencrantz : Oh, I see... I've forgotten the question. Rosencrantz : What are you playing at? Guildenstern : Words. Words. They're all we have to go on. Guildenstern : Rosencrantz? Rosencrantz : What? Guildenstern : Guildenstern? Rosencrantz : What? Guildenstern : Don't you discriminate at ALL? The Player : Why? Guildenstern : Ah, why? Rosencrantz : Exactly! Guildenstern : Exactly what? Rosencrantz : Exactly why? Guildenstern : Exactly why what? Rosencrantz : What? Guildenstern : Why? Rosencrantz : Why what exactly? Guildenstern : WHY IS HE MAD? Rosencrantz : I DON'T KNOW! The Player : The old man thinks he's in love with his daughter. Rosencrantz : Good God. We're out of our depths here. The Player : No, no, no! He hasn't got a daughter! The old man thinks he's in love with his daughter. Rosencrantz : The old man is? The Player : Hamlet... in love... with the old man's daughter... the old man... thinks. Rosencrantz : Ah. Guildenstern : Is that you? Rosencrantz : I don't know. Guildenstern : [in disgust] It's you. Guildenstern : Hamlet's transformation - what do you recollect? Rosencrantz : [pause] Well, he's changed, isn't he? Rosencrantz : [holds up a feather and a wooden ball] Look at this. You would think this would fall faster than this. [drops them. ball hits the ground first] Rosencrantz : And you would be absolutely right. [Guildenstern is pretending to be Hamlet] Rosencrantz : Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king. Guildenstern : Yes. Rosencrantz : Unusual. Guildenstern : Undid me. Rosencrantz : Undeniably. Guildenstern : He slipped in. Rosencrantz : Which reminds me... Guildenstern : Well, it would. Rosencrantz : I don't want to be personal. Guildenstern : Common knowledge. Rosencrantz : Your mother's marriage. Guildenstern : He slipped in. Rosencrantz : His body was still warm! Guildenstern : So was hers. Rosencrantz : Extraordinarily... Guildenstern : Indecent. Rosencrantz : Hasty. Guildenstern : Suspicious. Rosencrantz : Makes you think. Guildenstern : Don't think I haven't. Rosencrantz : And with her husband's brother! Guildenstern : They *were* close. Rosencrantz : She went to him... Guildenstern : Too close. Rosencrantz : For comfort. Guildenstern : It looks bad. Rosencrantz : Adds up. Guildenstern : Incest to adultery. Rosencrantz : Would you go so far? Guildenstern : Never! Rosencrantz : To sum up: your father, whom you love, dies. You are his heir. You come back to find that hardly was the corpse cold before his young brother pops onto his throne and into his sheets, thereby offending both legal and natural practice. Now... why exactly are you behaving in this extraordinary manner? Guildenstern : I can't imagine. Rosencrantz : [attempting to juggle a lot of items] Look at this. [proceeds to throw and drop all items] Guildenstern : Leave things alone. Rosencrantz : Sorry. Rosencrantz : Do you want to play questions? Guildenstern : How do you play that? Rosencrantz : You have to ask a question. Guildenstern : Statement. One - Love. Rosencrantz : Cheating. Guildenstern : How? Rosencrantz : I haven't started yet. Guildenstern : Statement. Two - Love. Rosencrantz : Are you counting that? Guildenstern : What? Rosencrantz : Are you counting that? Guildenstern : Foul. No repetition. Three - Love and game. Rosencrantz : I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that. Movie Title: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) as Sirius Black: Hermione : If you're going to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too. Sirius Black : Only one will die tonight. Sirius Black : Brilliant, Snape; once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to. Professor Snape : Give me a reason. I beg you. Professor Lupin : Severus, don't be a fool. Sirius Black : He can't help it. It's habit by now. Professor Lupin : Sirius, be quiet... Sirius Black : Go bite yourself, Remus! Professor Snape : Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple. Sirius Black : Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set? Professor Snape : I could do it you know. But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best. Sirius Black : It's a pity that I got to spend so much time with them and you so little. But remember Harry, the ones we love never truly leave us. They will always be found right here. [puts his hand over Harry's heart] Sirius Black : Come out, come out, Peter! Come out, come out and play! Professor Lupin : [commenting on Sirius' ragged looks] Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within. Sirius Black : Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you Remus? Sirius Black : The tail I can live with. But the fleas... They murder. Sirius Black : Sorry about the bite, I reckon it twinges a bit. Ron : Twinges? You nearly tore it off! Sirius Black : Well I was going for the rat. I'm a really friendly dog most of the time Sirius Black : Enough talk, let's kill him! Professor Lupin : Wait! Sirius Black : I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN! Movie Title: Sin (2003) as Charlie Strom: Charlie Strom : Hey, Eddie. You still awake? I thought you cripples went to bed early. Charlie Strom : Two thumbs up Eddie? Or maybe in your case I should say, one. Charlie Strom : You really wanna know why, don't you Eddie? Even though you're to fuckin' stubborn to ask! Nah, that'd be too easy! I'll tell ya why... In hell. Charlie Strom : I own the pink slip on your life baby. Movie Title: State of Grace (1990) as Jackie Flannery: Terry Noonan : So we're like Robin Hood in this instance? Jackie Flannery : Yea and I'm Friar Fuck. Jackie Flannery : Hey. I love the noises she's makes in bed. Terry : yeah... me too! Jackie Flannery : It's as if Angels were flying by so they dropped him off. Terry : What the fuck you doing? You'll blow us up! Jackie Flannery : Hundred yard dash. Jackie Flannery : They don't even want to call it "Hell's Kitchen" no more. Renamed it "Clinton". [handing Stevie a paper] Jackie Flannery : There's a horse in the first called "Old Friend Arrives." Stevie McGuire : No shit! [to Terry] Stevie McGuire : First you save my ass, now you're gonna win me some money! [about Stevie] Jackie Flannery : Is he fucked up or is he fucked up? Movie Title: The Fifth Element (1997) as Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg / Zorg: [Demonstrating a weapon] Zorg : Voila: the ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by x-ray; ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Three thousand round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the Replay button (another Zorg invention) it's even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow launcher, with explodin' and poisonous gas heads. Very practical. Our famous net launcher. The ALWAYS efficient flame-thrower. My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new "Ice Cube System." Zorg : Look at my fingers: four stones, four crates. Zero stones? ZERO CRATES. Priest Vito Cornelius : You're a monster, Zorg. Zorg : I know. Zorg : Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos. Zorg : This case is empty. [Switches to conversation between Cornelius and Leeloo] Priest Vito Cornelius : What do you mean empty? [Back to conversation between Zorg and Aknot] Zorg : Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full. Aknot : You asked for a case. We brought you a case. Zorg : A case with four stones in it. What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case? Aknot : We are warriors, not merchants. Zorg : But you can still count. Zorg : Honor's killed millions of people. Hasn't saved a single one. Priest Vito Cornelius : We're saved. 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