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 Gary Riley QuotationMovie Title: Brotherhood of Justice (1986) as Barnwell: Collin : What do you think he was talking about, he wants a junior police force! Barnwell : In a manner of speaking. Barnwell : [School Intercom] Attention all students. You are being watched. Every day you wake, every purse you take, every test you fake, every wrong you make, every rule you break will put your lives at stake... from the Brotherhood of Justice. Movie Title: Summer School (1987) as Dave: Chainsaw : You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me? Dave : It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can. [About sobriety] Chainsaw : Reality is so unreal. Dave : But it is a nice change. Chainsaw : True. Two thumbs up. Dave : This menstruation thing? It's a scam! Women are so lucky. Shoop : Please take your seats. Chainsaw , Dave : Where should we take 'em? [The classroom is the scene of a bloodbath] Phil Gills : What is wrong with you people? Dave : It's just like you said Gills! We're psychopaths! Somebody better call the school nurse! Shoop : Where are my car keys? Chainsaw : There somewhere in this room. Right now you're ice cold. Chainsaw : Our next field trip has to be to the beach. Dave : We have to see Annamaria in a bikini, it's very important. Movie Title: Stand by Me (1986) as Charlie Hogan: Eyeball : So what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick? Charlie Hogan : I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits. Ace : She's a Catholic, Man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. A Jew's good. The Writer : [narrating] Around this time, Charlie and Billy were playing "Mailbox Baseball" with Ace and Eyeball [cuts to Ace hitting mailboxes with a bat in a moving car] Ace : [Ace hits a wooden mailbox] Ahhhh shit! I'm out! Goddammit! Eyeball : You shouldn't have gone for a wooden one. Huh-huh! Ace : [Stares at Eyeball intensely] Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole? [Hands bat to Billy] Ace : Billy, you're up. Billy Tessio : Nah, you guys win. I don't wanna play no more. Eyeball : Hey, you can't quit! We've only played three innings! That would be a non-official game! Charlie Hogan : Hey, Ace, uh we - [Billy nudges him in the arm] Ace : What's with you homos? You guys have been acting psycho all day. [Long pause] Ace : What is it? Billy Tessio : It's nothin'! It's nothin'! It's nothin', right? [Looks over at Charlie who concurs] Ace : Then, if you gentlemen don't mind, I'd like to finish this game before I start collecting my goddamn Social Security, okay? You're up Billy, move it! Billy Tessio : Alright! Gimmie this fuckin' thing [grabs bat and assumes batter's position] Ace : LET'S PLAY BALL! Eyeball : Yeah! Billy Tessio : [about to get in Ace's car to find Ray Brower's body] Hey, Ace, uh... maybe me and Charlie shouldn't go. Charlie Hogan : Yeah, maybe you guys could go without us. Ace : [sighs] You guys are like my grandmother having a coniption fit. I don't see your problem; we brought a whole bunch of fishing gear, and if a cop asks us what we're doing here, we're just here to take a couple steelhead out of the river, and look what we found! Vince Desjardins : Yeah! Come on, man, we're gonna be famous! We're gonna be on every radio and TV show in the country! Charlie Hogan : I still don't think we should go. Ace : Okay... okay... you've stated your position clearly, now I'm gonna state mine: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, NOW! Eyeball : The kid's gone. They're never going to find him. Charlie Hogan : Not where they're looking. Billy Tessio : Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie, they ain't never gonna find him. Eyeball : [while carving a tattoo into Charle] Would you hold still? You're making me fuck up the snake part. Eyeball : They ain't never gonna find that kid. Billy Tessio : I'll tell you how they'll find him,10 years from now some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a piss and wind up pissing on his bones. Charlie Hogan : I bet you $1,000 they find him before then. Eyeball : I bet you $2,000 they don't! Charlie Hogan : Well asshole... [gets interrupted by Ace] Ace : Will you two just shut the fuck up! If either of you assholes had $2,000, I'd kill you both. |
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