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 Harvey Lembeck QuotationMovie Title: Beach Party (1963) as Eric Von Zipper: Eric Von Zipper : I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes someone, they stay liked. Eric Von Zipper : Look, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'! J.D.: That's right, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'! Professor Sutwell: Who are you? J.D.: J.D. Eric Von Zipper : That's short for "Juvenile Delinquent." Movie Title: Beach Blanket Bingo (1965) as Eric Von Zipper: Eric Von Zipper : I come here to tell you that these beach bums is bums. Eric Von Zipper : Stand aside, everyone. I take large steps. Eric Von Zipper : Why me? Why me all the time? Eric Von Zipper : I am my ideal. But YOU are my idol. Eric Von Zipper : Eric Von Zipper adores you. And when Eric Von Zipper adores somebody, they stay adored. Eric Von Zipper : Please don't destroy my good mood. I like everyone tonight. I even like you. Bullets : [sarcastic] Oh, perfect. I'll save the next dance for you. Eric Von Zipper : Okay, but I lead. Movie Title: The Monkees (1966) as Fuselli: Mike : Mr. Fuselli, we'd thought we'd come and reapply for our job. Fuselli : I don't need no musicians Mike : Yeah, but the people like us. Fuselli : But I don't like you. Mike : We work cheap. Fuselli : I'm beginning to like you. Movie Title: Stalag 17 (1953) as Harry Shapiro / Shapiro: Duke : Come on, Trader Horn, let's hear it. What'd you give the krauts for that egg? Sefton : 45 cigarettes. Price has gone up. Duke : They wouldn't be the cigarettes you took us for last night? Sefton : What was I gonna do with them? I only smoke cigars. Duke : Niiice guy. The krauts shoot Manfredi and Johnson last night, and today he's out trading with them. Sefton : Look. This may be my last hot breakfast on account of they're going to take that stove out of here, so would you let me eat it in peace? Animal : Now ain't that too bad? Tomorrow you'll have to suffer raw eggs. Shapiro : Oh, he don't have to worry. He can always trade the krauts for a six-burner gas range. Maybe a deep freeze, too. Sefton : What's the beef, boys? So I'm trading. Everybody here is trading. So maybe I trade a little sharper. That make me a collaborator? Duke : A lot sharper, Sefton. I'd like to have some of that loot you got in those footlockers. Sefton : Oh you would, would you? Listen, stupe. The first week I was in this joint, somebody stole my Red Cross package, my blanket, and my left shoe. Well, since then I've wised up. This ain't no Salvation Army - this is everybody for himself, dog eat dog. Hoffy : They ought to be under the barbed wire soon. Shapiro : Looks good outside. Animal : I hope they hit the Danube before dawn. Price : They've got a good chance. The longest night of the year. Duke : I'll bet they make it to Friedrichshaven. Animal : I bet they make it all the way to Switzerland. Sefton : And I bet they don't get out of the forest. Duke : Now what kind of crack is that? Sefton : No crack. Two packs of cigarettes say they don't get out of the forest. Hoffy : That's enough, Sefton. Crawl back in your sack. Shapiro : He'd make book on his own mother getting hit by a truck. Sefton : Anybody call? [Shapiro received 7 letters at mail call] Animal : What do all those broads say? Shapiro : What do they always say? Animal : Lemme read one. Shapiro : It's not good for you, Animal. Animal : Hey, this is with a typewriter... it's from a finance company. Shapiro : So it's from the finance company. So, it's better than no letter at all. So they want the third payment on the Plymouth. [dropping each letter on the floor in turn] Shapiro : So they want the fourth... the fifth... the sixth... the seventh... So they want the Plymouth. Animal : Sugar Lips Shapiro. Amazing, ain't it? Shapiro : I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis just ain't kosher. Shapiro : Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsches? Schultz: Ja? Shapiro : Then droppen Sie dead! Sefton : Okay, Herr Preisshoffer, let's have the mailbox. Price : The what? Sefton : The one you took out of the corner of your bunk and put in this pocket! [Pulls a black queen out of Price's jacket] Sefton : Let me show you how they did it. They did it by mail. Harry Shapiro : Mail? Sefton : That's right. Little love notes between our Security officer and Von Scherbach, with Schulz the mailman. [Gestures to a lightbulb hanging above a table] Sefton : Here's the flag. They used to put a loop in the chord. (Does so) Did you ever notice? And here's the mailbox. Hollow black queens. (Pops the two queens open) Cute, huh? They delivered the mail or picked it up whenever we were out of the barracks, like for appell. And when there was a special delivery, they'd pull a phony air raid to get us out of here, like last night for instance. There wasn't a plane in the sky. Or was there, Price? |
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