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 Queen Latifah QuotationMovie Title: Living Out Loud (1998) as Liz Bailey: Judith Moore : When you're laying in the gutter, you can see underneath people better than usual. Liz Bailey : You don't seem the gutter type. Judith Moore : Oh, I'm a native. I just clean up well. Liz Bailey : I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. One day he tells me it's MY fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife, and told him it was HIS fault I was stabbing him. Movie Title: Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004) as Gina: Gina : What Calvin NEEDS you to do is to get up off your fat ass an' cut some heads! Eddie : Now how you gonna talk about size... when you one Reese's Pieces away from Jenny Craig y'self? Movie Title: Scary Movie 3 (2003) as Aunt Shaneequa: Aunt Shaneequa : [to Tabitha's mother on video tape] What you gonna brush now? What you gonna brush now huh. Cindy Campbell : So can you tell me about... Aunt Shaneequa : The tape? Cindy Campbell : Yes. I watched it and... Aunt Shaneequa : The phone rang. Cindy Campbell : Right. Then this voice said... Aunt Shaneequa : That you would die in seven days. Cindy Campbell : Okay, that's getting... Aunt Shaneequa : Extremely annoying. Cindy Campbell : Yeah. Orpheus : Try being married to her. I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet. Movie Title: Bringing Down the House (2003) as Charlene Morton: Howie Rottman : I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle. Charlene Morton : Boy, you some kinda freaky! Howie Rottman : Oh, you have no idea. You got me straight trippin', boo! Peter Sanderson : I message for you. Howie says, 'The cool points out the window and you got him all twisted up in the game.' Charlene Morton : That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Charlene Morton : I kicked it off the heezy and bounced... fo' real, tho! Peter Sanderson : What did you just say? Ashley : [to Peter, about Charlene] What is she doin' here? Charlene Morton : Oh, get used to it, twiggy; you're gonna be seein' a lot more of me around here! Ashley : [to Peter, about Charlene] Not without a broom in your hand. Charlene Morton : If I HAVE a broom, it's only cuz I'm here to sweep up the white trash! Ashley : Save it for the Y.M.C.A, Jemimah. Charlene Morton : Bitch! I will kick the bulimia outta yo' ass! Ashley : Back off, Shaniquah! Howie Rottman : Do me a favor, precious: don't ever scare me like that again, or I'm gonna give you a nasty spankie... if I'm not being too subtle! Charlene Morton : [smiles] He's such a damn freak! Peter Sanderson : Charlene, what is this particular taste? It's familiar, yet... what is it, some sort of an herb, like sage? Charlene Morton : Naw... it's more like a milk of mint. Peter Sanderson : Well, whatever it is, the taste is explosive! Charlene Morton : Well, good then! Enjoy! Peter Sanderson : Sarah is going places! [Charlene looks out the window to see Sarah sneaking out and getting into a car with a boy] Charlene Morton : Oh, she's going places alright. Charlene Morton : Pretend I'm your wife. Talk dirty to me. Peter Sanderson : Um, okay... I wanna kiss you A LOT! Charlene Morton : No no no! Dirtier... Peter Sanderson : I wanna give you - an aromatherapy massage! Charlene Morton : Try harder! Peter Sanderson : I wanna have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with... Charlene Morton : I give up! Movie Title: Living Single (1993) as Khadijah: Khadijah : [to Regine] You're gonna have a hard time finding a man. You're a snob from the projects! Synclaire : Khadijah, I think I hear something in the other room. I'm scared. Can I sleep in your bed? Khadijah : Synclaire, this is a Queens-sized bed. That means it's for the QUEEN. Khadijah : Sinclair, I try to be there for you, but you take that fork in the road and you lose me every time! Movie Title: Chicago (2002) as Matron Mama Morton: Roxie : Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Matron Mama Morton : Deary, you're talking to the wrong people. Matron Mama Morton : [singing] Don't you know that this hand washes that one, too? When you're good to Mama, Mama's good to you. Matron Mama Morton : In this town, murder's a form of entertainment. [At the entrance to the jail cells] Matron Mama Morton : Hey, you must be that Hart girl. Roxie : Yes, m'am Matron Mama Morton : Aren't you the pretty one. Roxie : Thank you m'am Matron Mama Morton : Call me mama. Now don't worry 'cause we're gonna take care of you. You'll be staying on E-block. Murderess row we like to call it. Roxie : Oh... Is that nicer? Matron Mama Morton : [singing] Let's all stroke together, like the Princeton crew. When you're strokin' Mama, MAMA'S STROKIN' YOU! Matron Mama Morton : As you know I'm here to take care of you. Now if anything hurts you, or upsets you in anyway. Don't run your fat ass mouth off to me cause I don't give a shit. Now move out. [While practicing for her interview] Roxie : [southern accent] I was raised on a beautiful Southern Convent. Matron Mama Morton : What? Roxie : [normal voice] Oh, holy shit. [Velma asks Moma how much it will cost her for a phone call] Matron Mama Morton : Come on, Vel, you know how I feel about you. You're like family to me, one of my own. [Pause] Matron Mama Morton : I'll do it for fifty. Matron Mama Morton : They say that life is tit for tat, and that's the way I live... so I deserve a lotta tat for what I've got to give. Movie Title: Set It Off (1996) as Cleo: Cleo : Shit man, we're not robbing stagecoaches man! We need something that's going to really set it off with. |
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