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 Joseph Lawrence QuotationMovie Title: Brotherly Love (1995) as Joe: Andy : I've invented vegetable ice cream. I call this, Brocoli Surprise. Be brutal. Joe : All right, just give me this. It's not bad, Andy. What is the, uh, surprise? Andy : No brocoli. Joe : Hey, Lou, you still having those wild dreams about me? Lou : Yeah, I am. Every night, it's exactly like one of those Calvin Klein commercials. Joe : You mean hot and sexy, huh? Lou : No, I mean annoying, confusing, and about thirty seconds long. Matt : Feel me. Joe : What? Matt : Feel me, am I warm? Joe : Get lost! Matt : What, what are you lookin' at? Joe : Nothing! Matt : It's the shirt, right? Joe : No! Matt : I was gonna change. Joe : So change! Matt : It is the shirt! Joe : After your dad was, ah, "Lost at Sea," um, did your mom date a lot? Lloyd : We had to eat. Joe : Did, she, like, ever get married without letting you know? Lloyd : Just once in the 60's, but it was null the next day. The Kennedys are a very powerful family... We had to eat! Matt : Neurotic, Germiphobic, Afraid of Heights. Joe : What are you working on, buddy, your résumé? Joe : You think The Sound of Music is the scariest movie of all time? Lloyd : The hills are alive! Joe : What're you doing? Matt : Getting into bed. Joe : Yeah, this is my bed. There's a sleeping bag on the floor for you. Matt : The floor's drafty, Joe. If I get sick, I'll be of no help to you. Joe : You're no help to me now! Matt : My God... There is a bag... Of corn chips in your bed! Joe : I take that back, you are helping out. [about Matt's pimple] Joe : I can't see anything. Matt : Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there! Movie Title: Oliver & Company (1988) as Oliver: [after stealing the hot dogs] Oliver : When are we gonna eat? Dodger : WE? Oliver : Yeah, I'm starvin'! Dodger : Listen, kid. Hate to break it to you, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno. Oliver : What do you mean? Dodger : I mean that our partnership is herewith dissolved. Oliver : You're not being fair! Dodger : Fares are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir-faire from New York's coolest quadruped. [Georgette sees Oliver in the kitchen] Georgette : Pardon me if I sound rude, but do you happen to know out of whose BOWL you're eating? Oliver : Yours? Georgette : [sarcastically] Ooh! Aren't you a clever kitty? [returns to calm] Georgette : And do you have any idea whose HOME this is? Oliver : [nervous] I thought it was Jenny's. Georgette : Well,it might be Jenny's HOUSE, but everything from the doorknobs down is MINE! Oliver : So what exactly do we do? Tito : Investment banking, man. Didn't you read about us in the Wall Street Journal? Oliver : Really? Francis : [chucking] Yes, captains of industry. Movie Title: Horse Sense (1999) as Michael Woods: Michael Woods : You wouldn't happen to have any...turkey...bacon, would you? Twister : Bacon comes from pigs, son, not turkey. |
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