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 Andrew Keegan QuotationMovie Title: The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy (2000) as Kevin: Kevin : [voice-over - end of movie] A lot of people ask me when I first knew I was gay. Fact is, I don't know. But what I do remember, what I can recall, is when I first realized it was Okay: It was when I met these guys. My friends. Kevin : You scared me. Dennis : It's my house, I'm allowed to do that. Kevin : I don't get you guys. Is that all you do, you just sit around and talk about guys? Dennis : Either that, or we talk about guys. Dennis : I thought my mom would be cooler, she was a 60's love child. When she caught me smoking pot with my friends all she said was 'I hope you didn't pay market for that'. But when I told her I was gay she didn't speak to me for a month. Kevin : How is she now? Dennis : Better. She still refers to the homosexual community as 'The Gays', like they live on her block. [in a feminine voice] Dennis : 'Dennis, I heard The Gays had a parade... did you go'? Cole : So, how do you and Benji know each other? Kevin : We fold jeans at Structure. Dennis : You told them! Kevin : It just kind of slipped out. My mom said she made some key lime pie, and I said 'great, I love key lime pie... and I'm gay'. Dennis : I bet she wishes she made apple pie instead. Dennis : You like The Carpenters. Kevin : Oh, insanely. Dennis : Well, here's to your first OGT. Obviously Gay Trait. Mine are: love of The Carpenters, culinary interests, and intense fear of blood sports.] Kevin : Everyone knows that birthday wishes are the only ones with any real validity. Movie Title: Pandora (2002) as Phil Newfield: Phil Newfield : What's crack-a-lackalin'? Movie Title: Independence Day (1996) as Older Boy: [After the aliens have attacked] Older Boy : [to his girlfriend] This may be our last night on earth. You don't want to die a virgin, do you? Movie Title: Camp Nowhere (1994) as Zach: "Mud" : Dad! Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid. Gaby : If Mud's guilty I am too. Zach : I'm guilty too! Trish : Yeah and I'm stupid too! Well... you know what I mean. Gaby : Smart enough to act stupid. Dennis Van Welker : Do you know what the first rule of the theater is, Mud? Mud: No... Dennis Van Welker [shouting: TALK LOUD ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO HERE YOU! Zach : ok... so... [shouts] Zach : ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME? Dennis Van Welker : Much better... no. Zach : I just gotta say... THIS IS MAJOR COOL,YEAH! Zach : You know, if you were wearing a skirt right now, I'd be in heaven. Cashier: Can I see your Id? You gotta be 19 to buy this stuff. Zach : No problem. Cashier: You were born in 1963? Zach : yeah. Cashier: And that would make you? Zach : 21. Cashier: Its 1994. That would make you 31. Trish : Wrong! If he was born in 1963, and he's 21, then its 1984! Uh! Movie Title: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) as Joey: Joey : Mr. Morgan, do you think you could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class? Mr. Morgan : Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it. Joey : Hey, is your sister around? Kat Stratford : Stay away from my sister. Joey : Oh, I'll stay away from her, but I can't guarantee that she'll stay away from me. Joey : Are you lost? Michael : No, actually I just came by to chat. Joey : We don't chat. Joey : [holding up headshots] Which one do you like better? Bianca : Hmm, I think I like the white shirt better. Joey : Yeah, it's more... Bianca : Pensive? Joey : Damn, I was going for thoughtful. Mr. Morgan : What did you get up to the weekend? Joey : Why don't you ask Kat! Mr. Morgan : unless she kicked your ass I don't wanna know about it! Mr. Morgan : Now go to the office - you're pissin' me off! Kat Stratford : What? Mr Morgan...! Mr. Morgan : - later. Joey : Thanks Mr. Morgan. Mr. Morgan : Shut up! |
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