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 Calista Flockhart QuotationMovie Title: A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999) as Helena: [repeated line] Helena : Oh, spite, oh hell. Helena : I am your spaniel. And Demetrius, the more you beat me, I will fawn on you. Use me - but as your spaniel. Spurn me, strike me, neglect me, lose me, but give me leave, unworthy as I am, to follow you. Movie Title: The Birdcage (1996) as Barbara Keeley: Louise Keeley : Who is this boy, Barbie? When was the last time you saw him? Barbara Keeley : Please don't call me Barbie. This afternoon at two o'clock. We've been sleeping together for a year. Senator Kevin Keeley : Oh God, has he been tested? Louise Keeley : Oh, Kevin! Barbara Keeley : Yes, and so have I. [Louise screams] Movie Title: Ally McBeal (1997) as Ally McBeal: Ally McBeal : There's no sin in loving men. Only pain! Ally McBeal : We're not only wired to want what we can't have, but we're also wired to want what we really don't want. Ally McBeal : You only die once! Ally McBeal : When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close. Ally McBeal : Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection. Ally McBeal : I'm trying to desensitize myself to murder so I can be a better lawyer. Billy : Why don't you just watch the news? Ally McBeal : I like being a mess. It's who I am. Ally McBeal : I've been dumped before, Renee. This isn't pain I'm feeling, it's nostalgia. Judge Jennifer "Whipper" Cone : No, I don't think you're nuts, but I don't think that you have both feet on the ground either. Ally McBeal : You mean some people do? Renée Radick : Well, don't get me wrong, Ally - Ally McBeal : Why does everyone say that to me? Do I get everything wrong? Renée Radick : No, it's just that what I am about to say may sound like an insult, so I want to buffer it. Ally McBeal : Oh, okay. Renée Radick : Emotionally, you're an idiot. Ally McBeal : I mean, with all due respect, you sort of walk around with uppity breasts, and the hair flips aren't the most subtle. And your perfume - you could be flammable. Now what if somebody shut you down as a safety hazard, how would you feel then? Elaine Vassal : That was with all due respect? Elaine Vassal : I'd call her a tramp, were I one to judge. Ally McBeal : Yes, were you one. Ally McBeal : Even if I did get past all my problems, I'm just gonna get out and get new ones. Ally McBeal : Remember, when you're with me, it's the only time you're not the strangest person in the room. So go ahead, get weird with me. Elaine Vassal : In a pinch, I sometimes allude to not wearing any underwear. Ally McBeal : I won't be in that pinch. Georgia Thomas : Ally, what makes your problems so much bigger than everybody else's? Ally McBeal : They're mine. Ally McBeal : We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. Rabbi Stern: Are you always such a bitchy little thing? Ally McBeal : Bitchy? Rabbi Stern: Coming in here, insulting the Talmud, insulting me! Ally McBeal : What kind of rabbi calls somebody bitchy? Rabbi Stern: I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Ally McBeal : 'Cause I'm bitchy? God has no love for the bitchy? Rabbi Stern: Get out. Ally McBeal : I am good in bed, Renee. [Renee laughs] Ally McBeal : What? Renée Radick : Ally, I'm your roommate. We have thin walls, and you... [Renee imitates small whining noises] Ally McBeal : I don't sound like that. Renée Radick : I make more noise breaking in a new shoe. Ally McBeal : So how has it come to this? We're smart women, we're fairly attractive... Renée Radick : I'm even hot. Greg : You kicked him? Ally McBeal : I didn't know he was real; I thought he was pretend. Greg : You only kick pretend people? Ally McBeal : [pause] Yes. Ally McBeal : Maybe I'm happy and I just don't know it. Ally McBeal : Men are like gum anyway - after you chew they lose their flavor. Ally McBeal : Sometimes I'm more persuasive when I lack conviction. Ally McBeal : Uh, let the record reflect that the deponent is a fat, arrogant, overweight, bald pig. Ally McBeal : Whenever I get depressed, I raise my hemlines. If things don't change, I am bound to be arrested. Ally McBeal : [about Billy] He wants to have his cake and not eat me. Ally McBeal : A thigh seemed innocent as parts go. Ally McBeal : Hi! I'm Ally McBeal, homewrecker. Here's my card. Georgia Thomas : I already have it, thanks. Dr. Tracy Clark : You kissed him? You're a slut! Ally McBeal : I... I am not! I am not a slut! Dr. Tracy Clark : Oh, come on! Don't fool yourself! Ally McBeal : Wow... I have a boyfriend. [Watches Nelle Porter unpin her bun and shake out her long, beautiful blonde hair] Ally McBeal : It's official: I HATE her! Ally McBeal : Love isn't always enough. Larry : Yeah, it is. You go without it long enough and you realize it's everything. Ally McBeal : Here I am, the victim of my own choices. And I'm just starting. Ally McBeal : Maybe I'll share my life with somebody... maybe not. But the truth is, when I think back of my loneliest moments, there was usually somebody sitting there next to me. Movie Title: Pictures of Baby Jane Doe (1995) as Jane: Jane : Who do I have to fuck to get a cream soda in this joint? Jane : Who do I have to fuck to get a cream soda in this joint? Movie Title: Telling Lies in America (1997) as Diney Majeski: Diney Majeski : Why you got to show off so much? Karchy Jonas : Cause I ain't got that much to show. |
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