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 Vincent Gardenia QuotationMovie Title: Bang the Drum Slowly (1973) as Dutch Schnell: Dutch Schnell : Skip the facts, just gimme the details. Movie Title: Little Shop of Horrors (1986) as Mr. Mushnik: Seymour : The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl. Mr. Mushnik : Strictly between us - neither is the Audrey One. Audrey : Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but... Mr. Mushnik : Don't tell me. You got tied up. Audrey : No. Just handcuffed a little. Movie Title: Skin Deep (1989) as Barney: Barney : Why did you wrap yourself in toilet paper? Zachary Hutton : Because I was cold. Movie Title: Little Murders (1971) as Mr. Newquist: Mr. Newquist : Why don't you call me 'Dad'? Alfred Chamberlain : I didn't call my own father 'Dad.' Mr. Newquist : What did you call him? Alfred Chamberlain : I didn't call him anything. The occasion never came up. Movie Title: Moonstruck (1987) as Cosmo Castorini: Rose : I just want you to know that no matter what you do, you're still gonna die. Cosmo Castorini : Thank you, Rose. Rose : Have I been a good wife? Cosmo Castorini : Yeah. Rose : I want you to stop seeing her. [Cosmo rises, slams the table once, and sits down again] Cosmo Castorini : Okay. Cosmo Castorini : There are three kinds of pipe. There's aluminum, which is garbage. There's bronze, which is pretty good, unless something goes wrong. And something always goes wrong. Then, there's copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves money. Cosmo Castorini : I can't sleep any more. It's too much like death. [Cosmo is trying to wake up his wife Rose] Cosmo Castorini : Rose. Rose. Rose! Rose! [She wakes up] Rose : Who's dead? [Loretta announces she's going to marry Johnny Camareri] Cosmo Castorini : I don't like him. Rose : You're not going to marry him, Cosmo. Do you love him, Loretta? Loretta Castorini : No. Rose : Good. [She looks at Cosmo] Rose : When you love them they drive you crazy because they know they can. Cosmo Castorini : A man understands one day that his life is built on nothing, and that's a bad, crazy day. Rose : Your life is not built on nothing! Te amo. Loretta Castorini : What am I going to tell him? Cosmo Castorini : Tell him the truth. They find out anyway. Loretta Castorini : I'm getting married. Cosmo Castorini : Again? Loretta Castorini : Yeah. Cosmo Castorini : You did this once before, it didn't work out. Loretta Castorini : The guy died! [Loretta accepts to marry Ronny instead of Ronny's brother Johnny, her ex-fiancé, in front of her family. Loretta's grandfather, the Old Man, starts to cry] Cosmo Castorini : What's the matter, Pop? Old Man : [crying] I'm confused! Movie Title: The Super (1991) as Big Lou Kritski: Big Lou Kritski : Let me explain something to you, son. You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back the way it was. You put in plumbing, they put chicken bowls on the toilet. Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts! Louie Kritski : No way I'm going to that shit hole. Big Lou Kritski : Who are you talking to? Louie Kritski : Heather, trying to figure out where to go tonight. Big Lou Kritski : I'll tell you where you're going tonight. You're going to the building to serve your time or else you're going to jail. Louie Kritski : It's only lights. Big Lou Kritski : Only lights? That's the inch, now they'll want the mile. You give them shit! That's what you give them, shit! Shit! Big Lou Kritski : Will you stop about the tenants? Remember, they used to live in huts. They used to eat people. You feel better now? Hey, come on, who gives a shit about a few whiny kookaboos? Judge: Therefore, I find Louis Kritski Jr. guilty. Big Lou Kritski : I'm gonna get a new lawyer, a white judge and an appeal. Naomi : On what grounds? Big Lou Kritski : On the grounds that you piss me off. Big Lou Kritski : Heather, can I ask you something? How far did you go in school? Heather : Oh, well when I was in high school I wouldn't even let a guy touch me. But when I got to community college, I turned pretty wild. Big Lou Kritski : [Louie is distributing heaters to the tenants at Big Lou's expense] They've brain washed you. Like Patty Hearst. What's next? You gonna rig it into a Disney World? Louie Kritski : Pop... Big Lou Kritski : Don't call me 'Pop'. I don't recognize you anymore. You're not my son. You're breaking my heart! Big Lou Kritski : If you fix one shitty toilet, I'll disown you. One toilet, you're out of the will! [grabs the heater Tito is carrying] Big Lou Kritski : Give me that, Buckwheat! Tito : Who you calling 'Buckwheat', you fat fuck. Movie Title: Age-Old Friends (1989) as Aylott: Cooper : How are we feeling today? Aylott : Oh about the same, can't complain. How are you feeling today? Cooper : Oh about the same, can't complain. Cooper : What would you say to another glass of whiskey? Aylott : Hello, whiskey! |
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