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 Warwick Davis QuotationMovie Title: Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) as Leprechaun: Leprechaun : Your shrieks, my dear, provide a perfect accompaniment to this romantic evening. [Dolores is hanging from the catwalk] Leprechaun : Just hanging around, huh, well there's no future in that! Leprechaun : As Shakespeare said, shit happens. Leprechaun : Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. No, I'm not gonna hurt you. The hell I'm not! Leprechaun : Nothing will stop me from becoming king. I'll have power and glory. And a beautiful queen to share it with. Share... Now there's a word that lies crooked upon me. The very sound of it sends my teeth to grit and conjures up pictures of me gold being carted off to pay for feminine pleasures. Leaving me with less than what I want, and what I want is everything. I'll wed her, bed her and bury her all in the same day. I wonder if her father will pay for the wedding AND the funeral. Movie Title: Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) as Leprechaun: Leprechaun : A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told. Leprechaun : I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G. Movie Title: Leprechaun 3 (1995) as Leprechaun: Leprechaun : For doing that trick, I'll chop off your dick. Leprechaun : Ahhh... lovely golden palaces, completely filled with riches. I'll rip them off and rob them blind, those dirty sons of bitches. Tammy : Leave him alone, you son of a bitch! Leprechaun : Now that's no way to talk about me dear mother. Leprechaun : There was an old man of Metrass. Whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather, they both clang together, and sparks flew out of his ass. Leprechaun : Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road! Leprechaun : I want my gold shilling. Tell me where it is or there will be another killing. Leprechaun : Mmm, I like Indian food. It's so spicy. Fazio: [Leprechaun has turned his white rabbit into a pile of dung] Oh shit! Leprechaun : A little token of my esteem. It is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. It comes from my shillelagh. You can keep it in a crock. Ha ha. Movie Title: Leprechaun 2 (1994) as The Leprechaun / Leprechaun: Leprechaun : The only whiskey is Irish whiskey! Morty : [Dying] Help me. Leprechaun : Love to, friend, but you're all out of wishes. Ha ha ha ha! Leprechaun : Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night. Morty : I should've returned that book to the library five years ago! I don't know what you saw, but leprechauns don't exist! Leprechaun : What's that ya say? Leprechauns don't exist? Leprechaun : Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun! Leprechaun : She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice. Leprechaun : A leprechaun's home has many surprises. Coffee Shop Owner: Just pay up and get out of here. Leprechaun : So it's me gold you be wanting? Coffee Shop Owner: Gold Card, Visa, Master, I'd prefer cash, but maybe you're a little short. [Laughs hysterically] Coffee Shop Owner: Ha ha, aw you kill me. Leprechaun : Now there's an idea! Leprechaun : [Drunk] Pour all you want, pour all you can, you won't beat me, 'cause I'm a Lepre*CAN*. Mph! Cahn. Leprechaun : Kiss me, I'm Irish! The Leprechaun : Was it as good for you as it was for me? The Leprechaun : What do you think of your bridal chamber? Bridget : It... it's awful! The Leprechaun : I know it lacks a woman's touch, but you'll change that. The Leprechaun : I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter. Leprechaun : You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold! Leprechaun : [Showing Bridgette the skeleton of William O'Day] A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones. Leprechaun : A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! Ha ha ha ha ha! Happy St. Patrick's Day. Leprechaun : It's the seventeenth of March. The feast of St. Patrick. William O'Day: And your birthday. Leprechaun : 'Tis a special birthday for a leprechaun. I'm one thousand years old. Tonight, I can claim me bride. Leprechaun : A thousand years ago, a man stopped me from taking me bride! I'll not let it happen again! Leprechaun : We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 'Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like me. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes. Leprechaun : Do you wish me out of the safe? Morty : Yes, goddammit! I wish you out of the safe! Where the hell are you? Leprechaun : You'll have to open the door. It's wrought iron. Remember? Didn't you read the book? Movie Title: Willow (1988) as Willow: Willow : See this acorn? I'll throw it at you and turn you to stone! Madmartigan : Ooh, I'm really scared. Help! There's a peck with an acorn pointed at me! Willow : Don't call me a peck! Madmartigan : Oh I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck! Willow : What are you doing? Madmartigan : I found some blackroot. She loves it. Willow : Blackroot? I'm the father of two children. You never, ever give a baby blackroot. Madmartigan : Well my mother raised me on blackroot. It's good for you. It put's hair on your chest, doesn't it, Sticks? Willow : Her name is not Sticks! She's Alora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest! Madmartigan : What happened back there? Willow : You started spouting poetry. "I love you Sorsha! I worship you Sorsha!" You almost got us killed! Madmartigan : "I love you Sorsha?" I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her... Don't I? Willow : I've sent her... I've sent her to a realm where evil cannot harm her! Bavmorda : That's impossible! There's no such place! Willow : Don't feed black-root to the baby! Willow : Here are her changing rags and her milk bladder. Madmartigan : Any milk in there? Willow : It's for her! Madmartigan : I wouldn't steal from a baby. You worry too much, Peck. Meegosh : It's Willow! Madmartigan : That's magic? It smells terrible. Willow : It's the life spark. It forms... Madmartigan : Well it stinks! This whole thing stinks! Madmartigan : [crying] I guess I am gonna die here. Who cares? Willow : [offers him a cup of water] Here. Madmartigan : [Immediately recovering] Thanks, friend. Willow : What's that? [Sees a mass of soldiers on horses approaching] Madmartigan : I'd say 2-300 horses, five or six wagons and about a thousand fools. Willow : We need your help! Madmartigan : My help? Why? You're a sorcerer. Willow : You're a warrior and a swordsman. And you're 10 times bigger than I am, Stupid! Willow : Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant! Madmartigan : I just saved that infant's life! Willow : We found one of your babies in our village. Will you please take care of her? Airk : We're in battle, little ones. Find a woman to take care of her. Madmartigan : We thought you were a woman, Airk! Willow : Burglekutt, you're troll dung! Madmartigan : Don't let him talk to you that way, Burglekutt! Madmartigan : [He and Willow have entered an abandoned fortress] Why do I listen to you, Peck? "Everything will be alright once we get to Tir Asleen". Well the only army around here is the one that will ride across this valley and wipe us out! Willow : Cherlindrea said we'd be safe here. Madmartigan : Safe? Look at these people. This place is cursed, Peck. It's falling apart. Open your eyes. And it... [Steps in a pile of troll dung] Madmartigan : Trolls! Willow : I found a boat. We're all set. Madmartigan : Good. Take these two lizards out and drown them. Rool : Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr! Grrr! Your mother was a lizard! Madmartigan : [About Alora Dannen] She is cute... When she's quiet. Willow : She's really a princess. Madmartigan : Really? And you're a great sorcerer. And I'm the king of Cashmir. Go to sleep, Willow. Willow : Burglekutt, I'm gonna... Burgelcutt : You're gonna what? [Willow is silent] Burgelcutt : AH HA HA HA HA! Willow : Some day, Burglekutt! Some day! Movie Title: Leprechaun (1993) as Leprechaun: Leprechaun : Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night. Ozzie : What are you? Leprechaun : What do I look like, me lad? See the hat? The buckles on me shoes? Why, I'm a Leprechaun! Leprechaun : You only got away because me powers are weak! I NEED ME GOLD! [last lines] Leprechaun : I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell. Leprechaun : [singing while bouncing a pogo stick on a man's chest] This old Lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung. Leprechaun : Have you seen a crock of hold lying around? [Ozzie shakes his head] Leprechaun : Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make a boot out of it. Deputy Crippet : Say, aren't we a little young to be out this late? Leprechaun : No, I'm 600 years old. Leprechaun : Little girls shouldn't play with four leaf clovers at night. Leprechaun : Where's ME gold? Movie Title: Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003) as Leprechaun: Leprechaun : What's up, ninjas? Leprechaun : We've had our fun. Now give me what's mine, and I might spare your miserable life. Emily : Why did you kill them? For this? You evil fuck. Leprechaun : Don't you presume to tell me right from wrong. You compromised all you believed in once you got the gold, just like all those before you. Your kind is weak, and will always give in to your selfish yearnings. Emily : It brings out the worst in us, doesn't it? Leprechaun : Do you really want to die so badly? Emily : You can't live forever. [Leprechaun is talking on a cell phone] Girl: How tall are you? Leprechaun : How tall am I? About 3-feet 6. Girl: 3-feet 6? Leprechaun : Yes, but I make up for it in other areas. Ha ha. Hello? Movie Title: The 10th Kingdom (2000) as Acorn: [why he's in jail] Acorn : Aggravated assault. I'm very easily aggravated. Acorn : If you get stabbed... save the knife for me, won't ya? Movie Title: Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (1985) as Wicket: Wicket : Good-bye not good. [Deciding how to get across the moat] Wicket : Wicket swim. Noa : Oh no you don't swim. Take a look at this. [Sticks a stick into water and it's instantly eaten] Noa : See that? That could've been you, ya little beggar. Wicket : Star Cruiser Crash Crash. Movie Title: Snow White: The Fairest of Them All (2001) as Saturday: Saturday : Right, on to Sleeping Beauty guys. |
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