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 Crispin Glover QuotationMovie Title: Rubin and Ed (1991) as Rubin: Rubin : I am the king of the echo people! Rubin : My cat can eat a whole watermelon. Rubin : Why don't you keep your hands off other people's refrigerators! Rubin's Mother : Why don't you go out and make yourself a friend? Rubin : No! RM: Yes! Rubin : No! RM: Well then take out the trash. Movie Title: High School U.S.A. (1983) as Archie Feld: Archie Feld : Nice going, Chuckie. Now who's the bigger lame-o? You or me? Archie Feld : Chuckie, tell me it's just a couple of scratches. Tell me my father isn't going to kill me. Chuckie Dipple: The car's totaled, Archie. You're a dead man. Archie Feld : Oh, no... Chuckie Dipple: Hey, cheer up. At least we still got the girls... Girls? Girls? Movie Title: River's Edge (1986) as Layne: Layne : Why did you kill her? Samson : She was talking shit. Layne : The *things* I do for my *fucking* *friends*. Layne : I'm gonna put another quarter in this machine and take over the fuckin' universe. Layne : This is like some fuckin' movie. Friends since second grade, fuckin' like THIS [crosses fingers] Layne : and then one of us gets himself in potentially BIG trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against ALL odds. It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... Chuck Norris, y'know? Layne : Hurry your ass. Layne : I know, Feck. Women are evil, you had to kill her. Feck : I killed a girl once. Layne : [Annoyed] I know, Feck, you keep telling me that. Movie Title: Willard (2003) as Willard: Willard : Yes. Look at the rats... Willard : They'll do anything I tell them. Frank Martin : Then tell them to get the fuck out of here! Willard's Mother : What's that on your hand? Willard : Nothing. Willard's Mother : It's cooking oil! Willard - you're too old for that! Willard : You stole this company from my father. It killed him and it killed my mother and now you're trying to kill me. You're trying to take my house. You made a fool of me in front of everybody. You made me hate myself. I thought about it a lot, hating myself. Well right now, at this moment, I LIKE myself. Willard : Have you been to the basement? Willard's Mother : Oh, you know I can't, but I know they're there. I can smell them! All my life I could smell mice. Willard : Smell mice. Willard's Mother : And hear them! Don't you hear them down there? Willard : It's just the wind. Willard : You killed Socrates. Frank Martin : I killed who? Willard : How do you think Socrates felt when you stuck him? Answer me! Frank Martin : Who the fuck is Socrates? Willard : He was the only friend I ever had! Willard : We're done with each other, Ben. Just go! Go away! We are not friends anymore. Mr. Garter : The money can help you start over. Willard : Start over? I'm almost done! Willard : Tear him up. Movie Title: What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) as Bobby: Gilbert : Bobby, how's business? Bobby : Oh, not good... nobody's dying. Movie Title: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) as Jimmy: Jimmy : He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing. Jimmy : Ted. I think... I think when we get to town I should call Betty. Ted : Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new. Jimmy : I don't know anyone new. Ted : Well, sex is a great way to meet them. Ted : And Jimbo, don't be such a dead fuck. Jimmy : I told you... I told you that I didn't like that. Ted : Let me put this into the ol' computer. Jimmy : Ted, I'm serious about this. Ted : Hey, the computer don't lie. Jimmy : Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted. Ted, hey Ted, where the hell is the corkscrew? [Jason shoves it into Jimbo's hand] Movie Title: The Doors (1991) as Andy Warhol: Andy Warhol : Somebody gave me this telephone... I think it was Edie... yeah it was Edie... and she said I could talk to God with it, but uh... I don't have anything to say... so here... [giving Jim the phone] Andy Warhol : this is for you... now you can talk to God. Movie Title: Back to the Future (1985) as George McFly: George McFly : Lorraine, my density has bought me to you. Lorraine Baines : What? George McFly : Oh, what I meant to say was... Lorraine Baines : Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere? George McFly : Yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny. George McFly : Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. George McFly : Lou. Give me a milk... [dramatic pause] George McFly : Chocolate. George McFly : I know what you're gonna say, son. And you're right, you're right. But Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm just no good at... confrontations. Marty McFly : The car, Dad. I mean he wrecked it. He totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad. Do you have any idea how important this is to me? Do you have any clue? George McFly : I know, son. And all I can say is... I'm sorry. George McFly : Do you really think I should swear? Marty McFly : Yes. Yes, goddamn-it George, swear. George McFly : Now, look. I'll finish those reports on up tonight, and I'll run 'em on over first thing tomorrow. Alright? Biff Tannen : Not too early. I sleep in Saturday. Oh McFly, your shoe's untied. [jabs his finger up to George's face] Biff Tannen : Don't be so gullible, McFly. 'Got the place fixed up nice-oh, McFly. [Biff is waxing the McFly's car] George McFly : Now Biff, I want two coats of wax this time. Not just one. Biff Tannen : Just finishing up the second coat now. George McFly : Now Biff, don't con me! Biff Tannen : I'm sorry Mcfly. I meant I was just starting on the second coat. George McFly : Yup that Biff. What a character. Always trying to get away with something. Although if it wasn't for him. Lorriane: We never would've fallen in love. [Nerd cuts into Lorraine and George dancing] Student : Scram, McFly. I'm cuttin' in. [after a minute George finally comes back] George McFly : Ex-SCUSE me... [shoves nerd to the floor and resumes dancing with Lorraine] George McFly : Hey, you! Get your damn hands off her! Movie Title: David Lynch's Wild at Heart (1990) as Cousin Dell: Cousin Dell : I'm making my lunch! |
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