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![]() Maggie Roswell QuotationMovie Title: The Simpsons (1989) as Elizabeth Hoover / Helen Lovejoy: Elizabeth Hoover : Do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac? Elizabeth Hoover : I fail to see the educational value of this assembly. Mrs. Krabappel : Ah, it will be one of their few pleasant memories when they're pumping gas for a living. Mayor Quimby : You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism. Helen Lovejoy : Oh. [sobs] Helen Lovejoy : Won't somebody please think of the children? Reverend Lovejoy: Get a divorce. Helen Lovejoy : Mmm-hmm. Marge : But isn't that a sin? Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything's a sin. [holds up a Bible] Reverend Lovejoy: Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom. Helen Lovejoy : [about Michelangelo's statue of David] It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body, which, practical as they may be, are evil! |
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