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 Brandon Dicamillo QuotationMovie Title: Jackass (2000) as Brandon Dicamillo: Brandon Dicamillo : And today, good sirs, I will stick my lance far beyond where the light of our world shines, deep into the colon of our enemy. Sir Bam-a-lot, you will feel a lot of my lance in your ass. Brandon Dicamillo : He penetrated my land as he penetrated my ass, and that is not permitted! Movie Title: Haggard: The Movie (2003) as Falcone: Falcone : These... are girlfriend's... underwears. [While filming a home movie using a model train set and action figures] Falcone : What are you guys doing, humping on the caboose? Falcone : So how's school going? Raab : Eh it's not that bad, I'm getting 3 D's and an F but at least I'm passing. Valo : Tell him how Hellboy's in for it. Falcone : You know Hellboy? He's in for it. Valo : Let me guess: some sort of experiment? Falcone : Spearmint? I'd rather Wintergreen. What are you talkin' about? Valo : The TV. It's sideways. Falcone : Why wouldn't it be sideways? I have to watch it with my neck straight, so I'm comfortable. Otherwise I'd have a taco neck, ya know? Valo : Did you take acid? Falcone : ...yea. Falcone : I will tell you everything, I'll let you know. You'll be so much smarter. Girls are like... a lake, you know? Like, you can jump right in, get in there, and then you're all used to it and everything's great. But come winter time [snaps fingers] Falcone : that shit's fuckin' frozen. Then you're fucked. That's why I know the difference: I always pull out of it. Valo : What are you talking about? This food is making you crazy. |
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