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    Tobey Maguire Quotation


    "All the people throughout my life who were naysayers pissed me off. But they've all given me a fervor; an angry ambition that cannot be stopped - and I look forward to finding a therapist and working on that."

    "I think fame is a really complicated thing. It can be a great challenge to handle the difficult parts of it and strengthen your character so you don't get affected in a negative way by it. And I'm scared and excited and hesitant and anxious. I'm conflicted about it, truly."




    Movie Title: Ride with the Devil (1999) as Jake:


    [Camping out, Jack Bull Chiles and Jake Roedel discuss Jake's finger, which was shot off in a skirmish.]
    Jack Bull : My father's under the dirt to stay. Like that's gone to stay, too.
    Jake : My finger?
    Jack Bull : Mmm-hmm.
    Jake : Well, so it is. And it makes me notable by the loss.
    Jack Bull : You sound pleased... as if that finger'd been pesterin' you for rings.
    Jake : No. It was a fine finger and I'd rather have it still, but... it was took from me and it's been et by chickens for sure. And I say, what is the good side to this amputation? And there is one.


    Jake : Well I believe that man would marry stone to stone if there was a chicken at the end.

    [discussing rumors of their engagement]
    Sue Lee Shelley : So do you wanna marry me?
    Jake : No, not too bad.
    Sue Lee Shelley : Good. That's good news, 'cause I wouldn't marry you for a wagonload full of gold.


    Jake : Woman, I have killed fifteen men.

    [Jake Roedel contemplating the Lawrence raid]
    Jake : It's just bad luck citizens finding out just how bad luck can be.

    Movie Title: Seabiscuit (2003) as Red Pollard:



    Charles Howard : You could be crippled for the rest of your life.
    Red Pollard : I was crippled for the rest of my life. I got better. He made me better. Hell, you made me better.


    Red Pollard : That horse is as much mine as he is yours.

    [George has awoken Red after loosing a fight]
    Red Pollard : I lost?
    George Woolf : No, you clobbered him.


    Red Pollard : I'm fine George. I don't need your help and I sure as shit don't need your charity. Leave me alone.


    George Woolf : You know, if you did more riding and less talking you might start winning some races.
    Red Pollard : I got two bucks says I beat you in this one.
    George Woolf : I'm not sure you do but I got five bucks says that you don't.


    Riddle : [On Radio talking about a match race with Seabiscuit] It wouldn't be fair to us. It wouldn't be fair to them either. You wouldn't put Jack Dempsey in the ring with a middle-weight would you?
    Red Pollard : Middle-weight? I'll kill him. I'll knock his goddamn block off. He's chicken, that's what it is. I mean, middle-weight?

    Reporter: Awful lotta hoopla for such a little horse.
    Red Pollard : Though he be but little, he is fierce. Reporter: What's that?
    Red Pollard : That's Shakespeare, boys, Shakespeare.


    California Doctor : If he breaks it again, it's possible he could never walk again.
    Red Pollard : He just said it's possible. Well, hell, anything's possible. We've proved that already.


    Red Pollard : This isn't just any race. This is the Santa Anita. I had that race. I was there.
    Charles Howard : I know.


    Sam : You sure that leg'll hold you?
    Red Pollard : He's a 1200 pound horse, Sam. I'm an afterthought.
    Sam : No, I meant your leg.

    [Red is not eating his food at the dinner table]
    Charles Howard : Go ahead, eat.
    Red Pollard : I'm not that hungry.
    Charles Howard : Sure, you're not.
    Red Pollard : It's just a lot of food.
    Charles Howard : I'd rather have you strong than thin.

    [Upon entering Samuel Riddle's stables]
    Red Pollard : Jesus Christ. I want to be a horse.
    Tom Smith : You're almost big enough.


    Red Pollard : Brick by brick my citizens. Brick by brick.


    Red Pollard : [narrating] You know, everybody thinks we found this broken down horse and fixed him, but we didn't. He fixed us. Every one of us. And I guess in a way we kinda fixed each other too.


    Red Pollard : You know, everybody thinks we found this broken-down horse and fixed him. But we didn't. He fixed us; every one of us. And I guess in a way, we kinda fixed each other too.

    [after losing a photo finish horse race]
    Red Pollard : It's not my fault. Not this time.
    Tom Smith : I told you, look out for Rosemont!
    Red Pollard : I thought I had it!
    Tom Smith : You stopped ridin'!
    Red Pollard : I couldn't see him!
    Tom Smith : What the hell are you talking about? He was flyin' up your tail!
    Red Pollard : Yeah, well, I can't...
    Tom Smith : What?
    Red Pollard : ...SEE out there!





    Movie Title: Wonder Boys (2000) as James Leer:



    James Leer : It's just... for good luck. Some people carry rabbits' feet...
    Grady Tripp : ...You carry firearms.


    James Leer : You're not like my other teachers, Professor Tripp.
    Grady Tripp : You're not like my other students, James.


    James Leer : Professor Tripp? Can I ask you a question?
    Grady Tripp : Yeah, James.
    James Leer : What are we going to do with... it?
    Grady Tripp : I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how to tell the Chancellor I murdered her husband's dog.
    James Leer : You?
    Grady Tripp : Trust me, James, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the trigger man.
    James Leer : Does she want to hear it was one of her professors?
    Grady Tripp : ...I've got tenure.


    James Leer : Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.
    Grady Tripp : That's just what they used to say in the ads.

    [Crabtree and a student drag James, hopped up on codeine, out of the auditorium]
    James Leer : The doors made so much noise!
    Grady Tripp : Is he all right?
    James Leer : It was so embarrassing! He had to be carried out.
    Terry Crabtree : He's fine. He's narrating.
    James Leer : They were going to the restroom. But would they make it in time?


    Grady Tripp : Shit, James. You shot Dr. Gaskell's dog.
    James Leer : I had to! Didn't I?
    Grady Tripp : Couldn't you have just pulled him off me?

    [Grady offers James some codiene pills]
    James Leer : No thanks. I'm fine without them.
    Grady Tripp : Right. That's why you were standing in the Chancellor's back yard twirling that little cap gun of yours tonight. You're fine, all right, you're fit as a fucking fiddle.


    Grady Tripp : What do we have here? This looks like... that's our old friend Mr. Codeine. That should take the old pinch out of the ankle. Want one?
    James Leer : No, thanks. I'm fine without them.
    Grady Tripp : Right. That's why you were standing in the chancellor's backyard spinning that "cap gun" of yours. You're fine. Yeah, you're just as fit as a fuckin' fiddle.


    Grady Tripp : James like it or not those people out there are your parents.
    James Leer : They're not my parents.
    Grady Tripp : What?
    James Leer : They're my grandparents... my parents are dead.
    Grady Tripp : James the man is obviously your father... you look just like him.
    James Leer : There's a reason for that.


    James Leer : You're mad at me, aren't you? You're mad because I shot your girlfriend's dog.
    Grady Tripp : It wasn't her dog, it was her husband's... [looking at James]
    Grady Tripp : Who said anything about a girlfriend?
    James Leer : [smiling back]
    Grady Tripp : Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriends dog. Even though Poe and I were not exactly what you'd call simpatico that's no reason he should've taken two in the chest

    [eating a box of white-powder donuts]
    James Leer : These are incredible. Incredible!
    Grady Tripp : Finish the rest of that joint, James, you can start chewing on the box.


    James Leer : No offence, Professor Tripp, but you look kinda crappy.





    Movie Title: The Cider House Rules (1999) as Homer Wells / Homer:



    Homer : I've looked at so many women. I've seen everything, and felt nothing. But when I look at you, it hurts.


    Homer Wells : I'm not a doctor; I haven't been to medical school, I haven't even been to high school...


    Homer Wells : Uh, nobody's named this one yet.
    Dr. Wilbur Larch : Oh, it's my turn. Henceforth, you shall be little Dorrit. [baby starts crying]
    Homer Wells : Oh, you don't like that, do you? He's a boy, that's why.
    Dr. Wilbur Larch : Can't a boy be Dorrit?
    Homer Wells : I don't think so.
    Dr. Wilbur Larch : You do it.
    Homer Wells : Ok. Henceforth, you shall be Little Wilbur.
    Dr. Wilbur Larch : I'm not crazy about the "Little".
    Homer Wells : Ok, just Wilbur then.


    Homer Wells : They wanted a girl, Curly.
    Curly : Nobody ever wants me.
    Homer Wells : Oh, hey. Hey, come on. Come here. You know, you're one of the best Curly, and we wouldn't let just anyone take you.
    Curly : Dr. Larch wouldn't let just anyone take any of us.
    Homer Wells : Well that's true.
    Curly : Nobody's asked for me, have they?
    Homer Wells : Nobody special enough, Curly.
    Curly : You mean somebody has?
    Homer Wells : Only the right people can have you. Now what do you say we go unpack your suitcase?


    Homer Wells : I was wondering if you could give me a ride.
    Wally Worthington : Sure. I'd be glad to. A ride where?
    Homer Wells : Where you going?
    Wally Worthington : We're heading back to Cape Kenneth.
    Homer Wells : Cape Kenneth? That sounds fine.


    Homer Wells : I've never actually seen a lobster.
    Candy Kendall : Are you serious?
    Homer Wells : I've never seen the ocean either.
    Wally Worthington : You've never seen the ocean? That's not funny, that's serious.


    Candy Kendall : He volunteered. Jesus. Nobody volunteers for the Burma run. He said so himself. He just leaves me here. What does he want? He wants me to wait for him? Oh, God he knows me. He knows I'm not good at being alone. This was right. I know this was right.
    Homer Wells : You're right. This was right.
    Candy Kendall : Yeah.


    Homer Wells : You're having sex with your own daughter.
    Arthur Rose : Ain't nobody havin' sex with my daughter! Let me just tell you that!
    Homer Wells : You're lying. Aren't you ashamed of yourself? What do you care who hears? I mean, come on. They know already, don't they? They know Mr. Rose.
    Arthur Rose : And you know what your business is, boy! I know you don't wanna be in no kind of business with me! That's what I know.
    Homer Wells : Yeah? Go on. Cut my clothes. I've got other clothes.
    Arthur Rose : You gonna come here talkin' to me about lies and shame? Those people took you in, and that boy Wally is away at war!
    Homer Wells : Yeah, well she's your daughter!
    Arthur Rose : And I love her! Ain't never gonna do nothin' to harm her.
    Homer Wells : She's pregnant, you know that? She's pregnant.


    Nurse Angela : [looking at an X-Ray] Do you know what this is?
    Homer Wells : Oh, that's my heart.
    Nurse Angela : No, actually, it's Fuzzy's. There's nothing wrong with your heart.
    Nurse Edna : Dr. Larch wanted to keep you out of the war. That's why he told you it was yours.
    Nurse Angela : He was worried about his own heart. He said it would never stand up to Homer Wells going off to war.


    Homer Wells : [giving back an X-ray that Dr. Larch gave to him] I don't need this. I know about my condition.
    Dr. Wilbur Larch : It's your heart. You ought to take it with you.





    Movie Title: Cats & Dogs (2001) as Lou:



    Lou : I'm on to you, kitty, and you're in big trouble!
    Russian Blue : I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble!


    Scotty : Loser.
    Lou : Cat person.


    Lou : I think that if I'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking, "Toto Annihilation".
    Peek : Nah, he's a pro wrestler. Sorry, that name's taken.
    Lou : Alright then, "Doom Machine" it is!


    Lou : I changed my mind... call me the Claw of Ling Chou!


    Lou : I've never met a stray.
    Ivy : Actually, I prefer "domestically challenged".

    [Lou and the Russian cat are rolling on the floor fighting.]
    Lou : Get off me, you furball!
    Russian Blue : You fight like a poodle.


    Lou : Well, Miss Challenged, I'm sorry, but I think you gotta leave. My orders are clear. I---
    Ivy, the Female Alley Dog : Orders?
    Lou : That's right. I'm a secret agent.
    Ivy, the Female Alley Dog : An agent? Why, you're a little small for an agent. Shouldn't you be busy having fun?
    Lou : I don't have time for fun.
    Ivy, the Female Alley Dog : Ew! tough guy.





    Movie Title: Pleasantville (1998) as David:



    David : They're happy like this.
    Jennifer : No, David. Nobody's happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.


    David : We're supposed to be in school.
    Jennifer : We're supposed to be at home, David. We're supposed to be in color!


    Skip : Hiya, Bud!
    David : Hiya, Skip!
    Skip : Hiya, Bud!
    David : Hiya, Skip!
    Skip : Bud, can I ask you a question?
    David : Sure.
    Skip : Well, if I was to go up to your sister... What I mean is, if I was to go up to Mary Sue...
    David : Oh my God... are we in that episode?


    Jennifer : Can I ask you a question?
    David : Sure.
    Jennifer : How come I'm still in black and white?
    David : What?
    Jennifer : I've had ten times as much sex as the rest of these girls, and I still look like this. I mean, they spend an hour in the back seat of some car and all the sudden they're in Technicolor?
    David : I don't know. Maybe it's not just the sex.


    David's Mom : When your father was here, I used to think, "This was it. This is the way it was always going to be. I had the right house. I had the right car. I had the right life."
    David : There is no right house. There is no right car.
    David's Mom : God, my face must look like a mess.
    David : It looks great.
    David's Mom : It's really sweet of you but I'm sure it does not look great.
    David : Sure it does. Come here.
    David's Mom : I'm 40 years old. I mean it's not supposed to be like this.
    David : It's not supposed to be anything. Hold still.
    David's Mom : How'd you get so smart all of a sudden?
    David : I had a good day.

    Maltshop Guy: What's outside of Pleasantville?
    David : Oh, it doesn't matter.
    Maltshop Girl : What's outside of Pleasantville? [Pause]
    David : There are some places that the road doesn't go in a circle. There are some places where the road keeps going.
    Maltshop Girl : Keeps going?
    David : Yeah, yeah. It just keeps going. It all keeps going.


    Bill Johnson : ...Don't you think?
    David : I think you should try not to think about that anymore.


    George Parker : You know, your mom went out.
    David : Went out?
    George Parker : Yeah
    David : When?
    George Parker : Three days ago


    David : People change.
    George Parker : People change?
    David : Yeah
    George Parker : Can they change back?
    David : I don't know. I think it's harder


    David : Yeah, where's our lawyer?
    Big Bob : Oh, I think we want to keep these proceedings as pleasant as possible.


    David : Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!... Cat?


    David : I know you miss her, I mean, you told me you did. But maybe it's not just the cooking or the cleaning you miss. Maybe it's something else. Maybe you can't even describe it. Maybe you only know it when it's gone. Maybe it's like there's whole piece of you that's missing too. Look at her, dad. Doesn't she look pretty like that? Doesn't she look just as beautiful as the first time you met her? Do you really want her back the way she was? Doesn't she just look wonderful? Now don't you wish you could tell her that?


    Jennifer : This place gives me the creeps! Did you know that the books are blank?
    David : What?
    Jennifer : Yeah, I was in the library and I looked, and they have covers and there's nothing inside of them.
    David : What were you doing in a library?
    Jennifer : I got lost.





    Movie Title: The Ice Storm (1997) as Paul Hood:



    Ben Hood : What's the name of this girl with a fancy New York address?
    Paul Hood : Libbets. Libbets Casey.
    Ben Hood : Libbets? What sort of a name is Libbets?





    Movie Title: Spider-Man (2002) as Spider-Man / Peter Parker:



    Peter Parker : Can I do anything for you?
    Aunt May : You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.


    Peter Parker : Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.


    Peter Parker : You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
    J. Jonah Jameson : I trust my barber.


    Uncle Ben : I know I'm not your father...
    Peter Parker : So stop pretending to be.


    Peter Parker : Hey! It's me again!
    Mary Jane : Hey!
    Peter Parker : How was your audition?
    Mary Jane : How'd you know?
    Peter Parker : The hotline. Your mom, told my aunt, told me. [Pauses]
    Peter Parker : So how'd it go?
    Mary Jane : Oh. They said I needed acting lessons. A soap opera told me I needed acting lessons.
    Peter Parker : Well, let me buy you a cheeseburger. Sky's the limit. Up to seven dollars... and eighty-four cents.
    Mary Jane : I'd like a cheeseburger. Oh, but I'm going out to dinner with Harry. [Pauses]
    Mary Jane : Come with us.
    Peter Parker : No thanks. [Pauses]
    Peter Parker : How's it going with... [MJ looks down]
    Peter Parker : Never mind. It's none of my business.
    Mary Jane : It's not? Why so interested?
    Peter Parker : I'm not.
    Mary Jane : You're not?
    Peter Parker : Why would I be?
    Mary Jane : I don't know. Why would you be?
    Peter Parker : [smiles because he doesn't know what to say] I don't know.
    Mary Jane : Sorry you won't come with us. [It starts to rain]
    Mary Jane : I better run, tiger.


    Spider-Man : You have a knack for getting in trouble.
    Mary Jane : You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.
    Spider-Man : I was in the neighborhood...

    [after Mary Jane's audition]
    Mary Jane : So you just came by?
    Peter Parker : I was in the neighborhood...


    Mary Jane : Who are you?
    Spider-Man : You know who I am.
    Mary Jane : I do?
    Spider-Man : Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.


    Peter Parker : Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.

    [In Aunt May's hospital room, talking about Mary Jane]
    Peter Parker : Well, Harry's in love with her. She's still his girl.
    Aunt May : Isn't that up to her?
    Peter Parker : She doesn't really know who I am.
    Aunt May : Because you won't let her. You're so mysterious all the time. Tell me, would it be so dangerous to let Mary Jane know how much you care? Everybody else KNOWS...

    [Introductory narrative]
    Peter Parker : Who am I? Are you sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.


    Peter Parker : Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.


    Peter Parker : 100 bucks? But the ad said 3,000.
    Wrestling Promoter : Well check it again web head. The ad said 3,000 for three minutes. You pinned him in two, for that I give you a hundred.
    Peter Parker : I need that money.
    Wrestling Promoter : I missed the part where that's my problem.


    Wrestling Promoter : You coulda taken him apart. Why didn't you stop him?
    Peter Parker : I missed the part where that's my problem.


    Green Goblin : You're an amazing creature, Spider-Man. You and I are not so different.
    Spider-Man : I'm not like you. You're a murderer.
    Green Goblin : Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail... fall while trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?
    Spider-Man : Because it's right.
    Green Goblin : [slaps Spidey on the head] Here's the real truth. There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You and me? We're exceptional. [leans in and grabs Spidey's neck]
    Green Goblin : I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a chance. Join me and think of what we could accomplish together... what we could create.


    Uncle Ben : Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age.
    Peter Parker : No. Not exactly.


    Mary Jane : You're taller than you look.
    Peter Parker : I hunch.

    [trying to learn how to shoot a web]
    Spider-Man : Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web. Shazam. Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.


    Peter Parker : Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. It's a defense mechanism.
    Harry Osborn : Peter, what makes you think I would want to know that?
    Peter Parker : Who wouldn't?


    Ring Announcer : What's your name kid?
    Peter Parker : The Human Spider.
    Ring Announcer : The Human Spider? That's it? That's the best you've got?
    Peter Parker : Yeah.
    Ring Announcer : Oh that sucks.


    Peter Parker : Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander.
    J. Jonah Jameson : It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.


    Aunt May : Don't you want a bite?
    Peter Parker : No thanks. Got a bite.


    Peter Parker : You know Harry... doesn't live on a little place I like to call Earth.

    [Peter is going to take a picture of Mary Jane]
    Mary Jane : Don't make me look ugly.
    Peter Parker : That's impossible.


    Mary Jane : What do you see coming for you?
    Peter Parker : I don't know. Whatever it is, it's something I never felt before.
    Mary Jane : And... what for me?
    Peter Parker : For you? You're gonna light up Broadway.


    Peter Parker : No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay.

    [to J. Jonah Jameson]
    Spider-Man : Hey, kiddo. Let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will ya?


    Bonesaw McGraw : What're ya doin' up there?
    Spider-Man : Staying away from you. That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


    Flash Thompson : Think you're pretty funny, don't you, freak?
    Mary Jane : Flash, cut it out. It was an accident!
    Flash Thompson : My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident.
    Mary Jane : Flash, stop it.
    Peter Parker : I don't want to fight you, Flash.
    Flash Thompson : I wouldn't want to fight me, neither.

    [in Aunt May's hospital room]
    Peter Parker : [relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man] I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.
    Mary Jane : You said that?
    Peter Parker : Oh, something like that...


    Peter Parker : I wanted you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend.
    Mary Jane : Only a friend, Peter Parker?
    Peter Parker : That's all I have to give...


    Green Goblin : You're pathetically predictable. Like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?
    Spider-Man : It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
    Green Goblin : Wrong answer! No one says 'no' to me!

    [talking about Uncle Ben]
    Peter Parker : I can't help thinking about... the last thing I said to him. He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face.
    Aunt May : You loved him. And he loved you. He never doubted the man you'd grow into; how you were meant for great things. You won't disappoint him.


    Norman Osborn : I've been like a father to you, be a son to me now.
    Peter Parker : I have a father, his name was Ben Parker.

    [returning for Thanksgiving dinner]
    Peter Parker : It's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

    [in Aunt May's hospital room]
    Aunt May : Go home dear, you look awful.
    Peter Parker : And you look beautiful...


    Green Goblin : Spider-Man. This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love... or suffer the little children. Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded.
    Spider-Man : Don't do it, Goblin.
    Green Goblin : We are who we choose to be... now, CHOOSE.


    Spider-Man : [referring to the Green Goblin] Whatever it is, somebody has to stop it...


    Peter Parker : How was your audition?
    Mary Jane : How did you know?
    Peter Parker : Hotline... your mom, told my aunt, told me...


    Peter Parker : Let me buy you a cheese-burger - sky's the limit, up to seven dollars and eighty-four cents.

    [On the morning after Peter gets bitten]
    Aunt May : Feeling better this morning? Any change?
    Peter Parker : Change? Yep. BIG change.


    Aunt May : I remember when you were six and they moved next door to us. When Mary Jane got out of the car, and you saw her for the first time, you grabbed my hand and said, "Aunt May, Aunt May, is that an angel?"
    Peter Parker : Did I say that?


    Peter Parker : I can't... tell you... everything; I mean, there's so much to tell...

    [In the burning building]
    Green Goblin : You're pathetically predictable, like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?
    Spider-Man : It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
    Green Goblin : Wrong answer.


    Green Goblin : [to Spiderman] We are a lot alike you and me.
    Spider-Man : We're not alike, you're a murderer.
    Green Goblin : Well... to each his own.

    [when the Green Goblin unmasks and reveals himself as Norman Osborn]
    Peter Parker : Mr. Osborn, you killed those people on that balcony. You tried to kill Aunt May, you tried to kill Mary Jane.

    [as Peter Parker confronts the carjacker who just murdered Uncle Ben]
    Carjacker : Don't hurt me, just give me a chance, just give me a chance...
    Peter Parker : What about my uncle? Did you give HIM a chance? DID YOU?


    Mary Jane : I wanna... act. On stage.
    Peter Parker : Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays.
    Mary Jane : Really?
    Peter Parker : Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.
    Mary Jane : Peter, that was first grade.
    Peter Parker : Well, even so...


    Mary Jane : You're amazing.
    Spider-Man : Some people don't think so...
    Mary Jane : But you are.
    Spider-Man : Nice to have a fan...


    Harry Osborn : Where do you go all the time?
    Peter Parker : Around...


    Bonesaw McGraw : What are you doing up there?
    Spider-Man : Staying away from you.


    Wrestling Promoter : You could've taken that guy out, and now he's going to get away with my money.
    Peter Parker : I missed the part where that's my problem.


    Peter Parker : [talking to M.J] I was in the neighborhood... I took two buses and a cab to get in the neighborhodd but...





    Movie Title: Spider-Man 2 (2004) as Spider-Man / Peter Parker:



    Dr. Otto Octavius : Peter Parker! And the girlfriend!
    Peter Parker : What do you want?
    Dr. Otto Octavius : [grabs Peter with a tentacle] I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock.
    Peter Parker : But I don't know where he is.
    Dr. Otto Octavius : [takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle] Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones... [Tentacle snaps at Peter]
    Peter Parker : If you lay... one finger on her...
    Dr. Otto Octavius : You'll do what?


    Henry Jackson : Hi, Peter!
    Peter Parker : Hey, Henry! You've grown tall.
    May Parker : You'll never guess who he wants to be... Spider-Man!
    Peter Parker : Why?
    May Parker : He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.


    Harry Osborn : Now... lets see who's behind the mask [pulls off mask and reveals Peter]
    Harry Osborn : [stumbles backwards] No... it can't be
    Spider-Man : [gets up] Harry, where is he? You have to tell me where he is!
    Harry Osborn : [pause] Peter... you killed my father.
    Spider-Man : There are bigger things happening here then me and you


    J. Jonah Jameson : I'll give you $150.00 for it!
    Spider-Man : $300.00
    J. Jonah Jameson : That's Outrageous! Done.


    Spider-Man : Where is she?
    Dr. Otto Octavius : Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk. [they fight]


    Peter Parker : [realizes he may have recovered his super-powers] I'm back! I'm back!
    Peter Parker : [falls down on a car, moans] My back. My back...


    Spider-Man : [unmasked, holding up the collapsing wall] Hi!
    Mary Jane Watson : Hi!
    Spider-Man : This is really heavy... MJ, in case we die...
    Mary Jane Watson : You do love me...
    Spider-Man : I do.
    Mary Jane Watson : Even when you said you didn't.
    Spider-Man : [nods]

    [tossing a bag of coins back at Doc Ock]
    Spider-Man : Here's your change!


    Mary Jane Watson : [standing at Peter Parker's door] Had to do what I had to do.
    Peter Parker : Mary Jane.
    Mary Jane Watson : Peter. I can't survive without you.
    Peter Parker : You shouldn't be here.
    Mary Jane Watson : I know you think we can't be together, but can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision? I know there'll be risks but I want to face them with you. It's wrong that we should be only half alive... half of ourselves. I love you. So here I am - standing in your doorway. I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?
    Mary Jane Watson : Well, say something.
    Peter Parker : Thank you, Mary Jane Watson.


    Peter Parker : Would you think about it?
    Mary Jane Watson : Think about what?
    Peter Parker : Picking up where we left off.
    Mary Jane Watson : Where was that? We never got on. You can't get off if you don't get on Peter.

    [man steps into elevator. Spider-man is in the elevator]
    Elevator Passenger : Cool Spidey outfit.
    Spider-Man : Thanks.
    Elevator Passenger : Where did you get it?
    Spider-Man : I made it. [pause]
    Elevator Passenger : Looks uncomfortable...
    Spider-Man : Yeah, it's kind of itchy... [pause]
    Spider-Man : ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.

    Train passenger: [after Spiderman attempts to slow the train with just his foot] Any more bright ideas?
    Spider-Man : I got a few! Yeah!


    Peter Parker : Pizza time!
    Receptionist : [looks at the clock on the wall] You're late. I'm not paying for those.


    Spider-Man : If you lay... One finger... On her... I'll -
    Dr. Otto Octavius : - You'll what?


    Peter Parker : Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money.
    J. Jonah Jameson : Awww. Miss Brant?
    Miss Brant : Yeah?
    J. Jonah Jameson : Get me a violin.


    Spider-Man : Can I get you a drink.
    Mary Jane Watson : I'm with John, he'll get me my drink.
    Spider-Man : John...
    Mary Jane Watson : By the way, John has seen my show 5 times. Harry has seen it twice. Aunt May has seen it. My sick mother got out of bed to see it. Even my father, he came backstage to borrow cash. But my best friend who cares so much about me, can't make 8 o'clock curtain. After all these years, he's nothing to me but an empty seat.


    Mary Jane Watson : [sees Peter Parker approach her] Oh... you.
    Peter Parker : Listen, I'm sorry, but there was a disturbance.
    Mary Jane Watson : I don't know you and I can't keep thinking about you. It's too painful.
    Peter Parker : I've been reading poetry lately.
    Mary Jane Watson : Whatever that means.
    Peter Parker : Day by day he gazed upon her, Day by day he sighed with passion, Day by day...
    Mary Jane Watson : [Interrupts Parker] Don't start.


    Dr. Davis : You say you can't sleep. Heart break? Bad Dreams?
    Peter Parker : There is one dream where in my dream, I'm Spider-Man. But I'm loosing my powers. I'm climbing a wall but I keep falling.
    Dr. Davis : Oh. So you're Spider-Man...
    Peter Parker : [interrupts Dr. Davis] In my dream... Actually, it's not even my dream, it's a friend of mine's dream.
    Dr. Davis : Oh. Somebody else's dream. What about this friend? Why does he climb these walls? What does he think of himself?
    Peter Parker : That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.
    Dr. Davis : Kind of makes you mad not to know who you are? Your soul disappears, nothing is bad as uncertainty. Listen, maybe you're not supposed to be Spider-Man climbing those walls? That's why you keep falling. You'll always have a choice Peter.
    Peter Parker : [whispers] I have a choice.


    Ben Parker : Of all the times we talked of honesty, fairness, justice. A lot of those times I counted on you to have the courage, to take those dreams out into the world.
    Spider-Man : I can't live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.
    Ben Parker : You've been given a gift Peter, with great power, comes great responsibility. [gives his hand to Peter]
    Ben Parker : Take my hand son.
    Spider-Man : [backs away] No Uncle Ben. I'm just Peter Parker. I'm Spider-Man no more. No more...


    Mary Jane Watson : Peter I'm getting married.
    Spider-Man : I've always imagined you getting you married on a hill top.
    Mary Jane Watson : Who's the groom?
    Spider-Man : You haven't decided yet.


    Spider-Man : [after getting reprimanded by Mary Jane] I don't think it's that simple.
    Mary Jane Watson : Of course you don't! Because you complicate things!


    Spider-Man : [in argument with Mary Jane] You don't understand! I'm not an empty seat anymore. I'm different! Punch me I bleed.


    Spider-Man : [Thinks to himself] Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do.


    Rosalie Octavius : Peter, tell us about yourself. Do you have a girlfriend?
    Peter Parker : Uh, well... I don't really know.
    Dr. Otto Octavius : Well, shouldn't you know? Who would know?
    Rosalie Octavius : Leave him alone. Maybe it's a secret love.
    Dr. Otto Octavius : Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it could make you sick.


    Harry Osborn : Shut it off, Otto! Shut it off!
    Dr. Otto Octavius : It'll stablize! It's under control!
    Harry Osborn : I'm in charge here! It's my money! I'll get - [Spider-Man swings in and prevents Harry from being crushed by the debris of the out-of-control experiment]
    Harry Osborn : This doesn't change anything.
    Spider-Man : ... [Spidey leaps to stop the experiment]


    Mr. Ditkovich : Rent!
    Peter Parker : Hi.
    Mr. Ditkovich : Hi? What's hi? Can I spend it?


    Amazed Kid : [after two kids see Peter use his "spider" reflexes] How'd you do that?
    Spider-Man : Uh... Work out... Plenty of rest... You know, eat your green vegetables...
    Amazed Kid : That's what my mom is always saying, I just actually never believed her.

    [Peter is talking on M.J.'s answering machine]
    Peter Parker : I know you were afraid I would disappoint you.
    Mary Jane Watson : Bingo.

    [first lines]
    Peter Parker : [narrating] She looks at me everyday. Mary Jane Watson. Oh boy! If she only knew how I felt about her. But she can never know. I made a choice once to live a life of responsibility. A life she can never be a part of. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man, given a job to do. And I'm Peter Parker, and I too have a job.


    Peter Parker : Um, I don't have time for girls right now.
    Harry Osborn : What are you - dead?


    Mary Jane Watson : [in Aunt May's backyard] I liked seeing you tonight, Peter.
    Peter Parker : Oh boy, yeah...
    Mary Jane Watson : Oh boy, yeah, what?
    Peter Parker : Nothing.
    Mary Jane Watson : You want to say something?
    Peter Parker : I... was... wondering if you're still in the village...
    Mary Jane Watson : You're such a mystery. Peter...
    Peter Parker : What?
    Mary Jane Watson : Happy Birthday!


    Doc Ock : [grabs Spider-Man in the bank] You're getting on my nerves.
    Spider-Man : I have a knack for that.
    Doc Ock : Not anymore.


    Rosalie Octavius : You need to sleep soundly tonight.
    Dr. Otto Octavius : Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light bulb? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the fifth?
    Peter Parker : Did Bernoulli sleep before he found the curves of quickest descent?
    Dr. Otto Octavius : Ahhh, Rosie, I love this boy.


    Dr. Otto Octavius : If you want to get a woman to fall in love with you, feed her poetry.
    Peter Parker : Poetry?
    Dr. Otto Octavius : Never fails.


    Peter Parker : I'm responsible...
    May Parker : For what?
    Peter Parker : For what happened to Uncle Ben...
    May Parker : But, you were at the library, you were doing your homework.
    Peter Parker : He drove me to the library, but I never went in.
    May Parker : What do you mean?
    Peter Parker : [sobbing] I went someplace else, someplace where I thought I could win some money, to buy a car, because I wanted to impress Mary Jane. It happened so fast... I won the money, the guy wouldn't pay me, then he got robbed... the thief was running towards me... I could have stopped him, but I wanted to take revenge... I let him go, I let him get away. He wanted a car, he tried to take Uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said no... and then he shot him. Uncle Ben was killed that night for being the only one who did the right thing. I held his hand when he died... I've tried to tell you so many times...


    Spider-Man : [addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck] Hey, you two. No playing in the street.
    Boy Saved by Spider-Man ,
    Girl Saved by Spider-Man : Yes, Mr. Spider-Man.
    Spider-Man : See ya!

    Man Outside Peter's apartment: [Peter is screwing his wheel onto his bicycle, the wheel flies outside and hits someone] Hey! You punk!
    Peter Parker : Sorry!


    Mary Jane Watson : [on the giant spider web] I think I always knew all this time who you really were.
    Peter Parker : Then you know why we can't be together. Spider-Man will always have enemies. I can't let you take that risk. I will always be Spider-Man. You and I can never be...


    Peter Parker : [Aunt May is moving, and boxes are outside her house] Hey, where are all my comic books?
    May Parker : Oh, those dreadful things? I gave those away.


    Peter Parker : [speaks to MJ through a dead phone line] I wanna tell you the truth... here it is: I'm Spider-Man. Weird, huh? Now you know why I can't be with you. If my enemies found out about you... if you got hurt, I could never forgive myself. I wish I could tell you how I feel about you...

    [Trying to motivate himself]
    Peter Parker : Strong focus on what I want.


    Peter Parker : [consoling his Aunt who blamed herself for Uncle Ben's death] Aunt May, you don't have to punish yourself...
    May Parker : Oh, I know I shouldn't. It's just that you wanted to take the subway, and he wanted to drive you. If only I had stopped him, we'd all three of us be having tea together.


    Spider-Man : [referring to Doc Ock] We sure showed him!
    May Parker : What do you mean 'we'?





    Movie Title: Spiderman (2002) as Spider-Man:



    Spider-Man : There's nothing Peter Parker can do at this point, but Spider-Man's another story!


    Spider-Man : A car-jacker killed an old man earlier today. The killer's a skull. Where is he? Skull: I can't tell you, he'd kill me.
    Spider-Man : What makes you think I won't?


    Spider-Man : Life sure is strange sometimes. No matter how long you want to hold on to a moment, you can't stop time from moving on.


    Green Goblin : There's no need for us to fight!
    Spider-Man : Yeah, once you stop lobbing bombs at me, we'll see about that!


    Spider-Man : [to Shocker] So you must be..."Quilt-Man"..."Padded Pete"..."Mister Triple-Eye?" Oh! I got it! "The Cushion"!


    Spider-Man : Uncle Ben... nothing could fill the hole left when he died. Those wounds never really heal.


    Green Goblin : You don't seem like you're enjoying yourself! Aren't you having any fun?
    Spider-Man : Um... no.


    Green Goblin : How can you be so naive? These people would never lay a finger to help you!
    Spider-Man : Well since they don't have the power to fly or bend steel with their bare hands I can't say I blame them!


    Green Goblin : Tell Harry... I'm sorry...
    Spider-Man : I'm sorry too.


    Spider-Man : Who are you? wait let me guess, "The Emerald Elf"?
    Green Goblin : Me? I'm just a concerned citizen, helping to clean up our fair city!


    Green Goblin : Can't you see we're cut from the same cloth? We aren't like normal people!
    Spider-Man : Speak for yourself!


    Green Goblin : Run! Run! 'Fast as you can...
    Spider-Man : The ginger-bread man your NOT!


    Spider-Man : Ah, yes, the old Swinging Log of Doom trick. That trick never gets old.


    Spider-Man : [while fighting some robots] You're not from the future or anything lame like that, are you?


    Green Goblin : Running away? I'm not done with you yet!
    Spider-Man : That's what I'm afraid of!

    [to Scorpion]
    Spider-Man : Careful! You're gonna poke your eye out with that thing!

    [to Scorpion]
    Spider-Man : Going to the bathroom must be a nightmare for you.


    Spider-Man : [to Goblin] Didn't I see you in a dubbed-rubber-monster movie?


    Spider-Man : Note to self: Scale Crazy-Bird-Man's lair from the outside, next time!


    Spider-Man : You shouldn't be flying around at your age, Vulture, you'll hurt yourself!

    [to Scorpion]
    Spider-Man : This guy is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I better help him out.


    Spider-Man : [to Shocker] You're crazier than a soup sandwich.


    Spider-Man : Give my regards to my fans in the slammer!


    Spider-Man : Trick or Treat!


    Spider-Man : Let's talk about this, Scorpion! You need help.
    Scorpion : Talk? No, no talking, you can't take me back!
    Spider-Man : I wouldn't even know where to take you back to.


    Vulture : What's the matter, Spider-Man? To fast for you?
    Spider-Man : Hey! Come back! The food at the old-folks home wasn't that bad, was it?


    Green Goblin : Let's find some new people to play with, shall we?
    Spider-Man : I'd like to vote against that.


    Spider-Man : [during basic training] Wow! I can't believe how much stronger I've become!
    Tour Guide : Good for you. Listen, if you want to beat up some more bad guys, simply knock on the door by pressing the "punch" button. When you're done, web swing over to your next objective. I'm going to go get a ham sandwich.


    Spider-Man : [during basic training] This is incredible! Am I really doing this?
    Tour Guide : Well YOU'RE easily impressed.





    Movie Title: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) as Hitchhiker:



    Hitchhiker : Hot damn. I never rode in a convertible before.
    Raoul Duke : Is that right? Well... I guess you're about ready, then, aren't you?
    Dr. Gonzo : We're your friends. We're not like the others, man, really.
    Raoul Duke : No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leeches on you, understand?
    Dr. Gonzo : Heh heh heh...
    Raoul Duke : [as the Hitchhiker stares at them nervously] Get in.


    Raoul Duke : I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?
    Hitchhiker : Hell no.
    Raoul Duke : I didn't think so. Because in spite of his race, this man is very valuable to me. Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one?
    Hitchhiker : No.
    Raoul Duke : How 'bout some ether?
    Hitchhiker : What?
    Raoul Duke : Never mind.

       
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