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 Roger L. Jackson QuotationMovie Title: Scream (1996) as Ghostface / Phone Voice: Casey : Who's there? Ghostface : Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something. Casey : Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police! Phone Voice : They'll never make it in time. Casey : Listen, asshole! Phone Voice : No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish, understand? Can you handle that... Blondie? Movie Title: The Powerpuff Girls (2002) as Mojo Jojo: [Mojo Jojo speaks to his simian army] Mojo Jojo : For too long have we sat under the thumb of mankind! Now is the time to OPPOSE that thumb! Mojo Jojo : Alas, little ones, I do not rule. Mojo Jojo : Yeas! Whoo! All right! I, ROCK!! I ROCK.. so hard... Movie Title: Scream 2 (1997) as Phone Voice: [Answering phone] Sydney : Hello? Hello? Phone Voice : Hello Sidney. Sydney : Yes? Phone Voice : What's your favorite scary movie? Sydney : Who is this? Phone Voice : You tell me. Sydney : [picks up caller ID] Cory Gillis, 555-0176. Phone Voice : Shit! Sydney : Hot flash Cory... Phone Voice : Shit! Sydney : ...prank calls are a criminal offense prosecuted under penal code 653M. [Caller hangs up] Sydney : Hope you enjoyed the movie. Movie Title: Mars Attacks! (1996) as Martian Translator Device / Translator Device: Martian Translator Device : All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest. Translator Device : Don't run, we are your friends. Movie Title: The Powerpuff Girls (1998) as Mojo Jojo: Mojo Jojo : The city of Townsville. I hate you. I do not enjoy the fact that three superhero female children take up residence in you. And by hurting me and forcing me to dwell in one of your correctional facilities, these mutant infant girls prevent me from obtaining political control of you. Mojo Jojo : Excuse me sir, but can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would like to purchase them so that I can take them home with me and I can eat them today. [pause] Mojo Jojo : And maybe tomorrow. Mojo Jojo : Hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in. I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten. [Bubbles thinks she's Mojo Jojo] Blossom : What evil have you bestowed on our sister? Mojo Jojo : You've got to be kidding. I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes and this is all part of some diabolical plan to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my birthday suit? Professor Utonium : Bring it on, daddy-o. Mojo Jojo : Oh that is so LAME. You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialogue. [Mojo Jojo and Him are arguing] Princess : QUIET. Now listen. It doesn't matter that you've got your little gadgets, or that you're the ultimate evil. All that matters is that I destroy the Powerpuff Girls, which I will because I have the most powerful power in the whole wide world. COLD HARD CASH. Mojo Jojo : She has a point there. Him : Yes. She does. [short pause] Mojo Jojo : But still. Him : Yes. [arguing continues] Mojo Jojo : Will the people in the cheap seats please leave. Everyone else, hand over your jewels. Mojo Jojo : I wasn't born a super villain chimp with an oversized brain you know. Evil geniuses are made not born. Mojo Jojo : I swear that today is the day that I will develop a plan so diabolical and evil that I will crush the Powerpuff Girls. But first... I must attend to the dishes that I have soiled with the food that I have eaten. Mojo Jojo : That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out. So the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world shall be me. Mojo Jojo : Now to catch up on the world's latest events that have happened that this paper has reported with the words that they wrote. Mojo Jojo : Curses... Mojo Jojo : EGAD. My Ming dynasty vase. The object of the very first crime that I committed. Narrator : And so the day is saved, thanks to... Mojo Jojo. You saved the day. Mojo Jojo : I did not. Narrator : Don't be silly. You gave their ball back. Mojo Jojo : I said I didn't. Narrator : All right, all right, you didn't. Sheesh. Talk about your grumpy monkey. Movie Title: Alice (2000) as Cheshire Cat: Alice : You've gone quite mangy, cat... but your grin's a comfort. Cheshire Cat : And you've picked up a bit of an attitude, still curious and willing to learn, I hope. Cheshire Cat : How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are lucky your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few. |
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