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 Matt Hill QuotationMovie Title: CardCaptors (2000) as Keroberos: Keroberos : You ought to thank me! I gave you a personality! Keroberos : Someone has a pretty fantastic imagination and isn't afraid to use it. Li : You're still just a stuffed animal. Keroberos : Hey, kid! I dare you to say that again! Sakura : Now, come on you two. Li : I'll take that dare! Stuffed animal! Stuffed animal! Stuffed animal! Keroberos : Rita may be your friend, but the Sword card is most definitely not! [About Li] Keroberos : I still don't see why we had to bring him along. Sakura : Because, Kero, I gave him my word that if anything else strange happened to us, I would call him. Besides, we could use Li's help. Keroberos : I guess it wouldn't hurt to have him here after all... Li : Just what does that mean? Keroberos : ...yeah, we may need someone to carry our things. [About Sakura] Li : I can't just stand here and watch her get hurt! Keroberos : You must have faith. She is stronger than she seems. Movie Title: Transformers: Armada (2002) as Carlos: Carlos : Aw, man. I feel so useless. Movie Title: War Planets (1998) as Prince Pyrus: Prince Pyrus : Who are you calling a child, loser? Us children have beaten you so many times, it's getting boring. Prince Pyrus : Goodbye, my vizier. My mentor. My friend. You perished as you lived... gloriously. This universe will never know your like again. Zera : Hey! I'm going to learn to be a warrior! You'll see. Prince Pyrus : [laughter] Yeah, right! Zera, warrior princess, that'll be the day! Vizier : Help me, my prince! Surely you will not let your old friend perish! Prince Pyrus : My old friend has already perished! Prince Pyrus : Capatin Blaze, you know this is madness! Captain Blaze : Yes... is it not wonderful! Zera : Ice extinguishes fire, remember? Prince Pyrus : Yeah, but fire still melts ice. Zera : Touché. Prince Pyrus : Do you trust me? Zera : Guess I have to now! Vizier : My Prince. Prince Pyrus : I was wondering when you'd find me. Vizier : Oh, why must you continue to play such foolish games? Prince Pyrus : What can I say? It's a fun way to blow off steam. Vizier : You know what I mean. I just heard of your plans to allow that ice trash, Cryos, to come to our world. Prince Pyrus : He called and I said yes, what's the big deal? Vizier : Our worlds have been at war for centuries. This is not for you alone to decide. Our law dictates... Prince Pyrus : You forget! As prince, I am the law. Vizier : Apologies, young prince. It is just... with your father gone, you are my responsibility... I thought I had taught you better. Prince Pyrus : You taught me just fine... but if you want me to be king, I've got to learn to act like one. Prince Pyrus : Blaze, you have to stop this! There's no way the Alliance is gonna let you steal a battle moon! Blaze : By the time they realized what has happened... it will be too late. Femur : Ha! They're probably comin' after your blazin' butt right now! Prince Pyrus : Okay, that's it! Why must you always argue with me? Look, I'm going this way. You're welcome to follow me or not. Zera : Don't hold your breath. Lady Zera : Don't you walk away from me, we're not done talking. Prince Pyrus : Get off my bridge, you don't belong here. Lady Zera : And my father doesn't belong inside that volcano. Prince Pyrus : You're starting to get on my nerves... Lady Zera : Just starting? I must be slipping. Prince Pyrus : You heard the lady. Pull back now! Lady Zera : Pyrus, I've activated the world engines. You'd best back off. Prince Pyrus : Hey, you got a license to drive that thing? Lady Zera : Pyrus, I've activated the world engines. You'd best back off. Prince Pyrus : Hey, you've got a license to drive that thing? Prince Pyrus : Now this is the way a king should live. King Cryos : I find it excessive. Even by Femur's standards. Prince Pyrus : I'm sorry I let you down, Vizier. I wish I could've been the kind of king my father was. Prince Pyrus : This is ridiculous! For every one I destroy, two more take its place. Prince Pyrus : The Vizier died so that our people could live. And for that, I salute him. Prince Pyrus : Who are you, man of Rock and why are you here? Graveheart : Name's Graveheart. I'm traveling with King Cryos. Prince Pyrus : Why you and not your king? King Cryos : Uh, do you know King Mantel? Nothing can pry him from his throne. Prince Pyrus : Are you okay? Zera : I'm fine, no thanks to you. I hate you! And I hate your stupid bridge! What's so special about it anyhow? Prince Pyrus : Well, not that it matters to you but... my father used to bring me here when I was a kid. He always said from here you could see all the beauty of our planet. Sometimes... I come here to think. Zera : Where is your father? And why can't he stop this stupid trial? [Pyrus scowls and looks away] Zera : I'm sorry... I didn't think... Prince Pyrus : That's right! You didn't! Zera : We're still not friends, are we? Prince Pyrus : What? Fire and ice? No way! Not gonna happen! Zera : Good. I was just making sure. Prince Pyrus : But they need me! Grand Vizier : Your homeworld needs you more. Prince Pyrus : Easy! Easy! They're here to end a war, not start one. Prince Pyrus : Our home fires will burn for as long as there is memory. Zera : If you're worried about Vox, don't be. The technicians on Ice are the best. Tekla : I have no doubt that Vox is in good hands. Zera : Then... what is the matter? Tekla : I am a fool. I led us to this. Zera : It's not your fault. We all trusted Jade. In betraying you, she betrayed us all. Tekla : Still, it is not the first occasion my judgment has proven faulty. This time, the consequences were disastrous. Prince Pyrus : Hey, don't sweat it, we're all feeling pretty burned right now. Zera : Maybe you're not so useless after all. Prince Pyrus : Oh, is this your way of apologizing to me? Zera : In your dreams... Zera : Uh oh... any ideas? Prince Pyrus : I'm hoping for suggestions. Prince Pyrus : Beast drones! We've been burned! Movie Title: G.I.Joe: Spy Troops the Movie (2003) as Beachhead: Beachhead : Hey Scarlett, you drive that jeep like a girl! Scarlett : That good, huh, meathead? Movie Title: Ed, Edd n' Eddy (1999) as Ed: [Jimmy has chicken pox] Ed : It's so gross. Can I touch it? Eddy : It's just a little fib, Double D. Kevin would probably pound me if I told him my brother ain't showing up. Ed : Did he miss another bus, Eddy? Busses can be so cruel! Mysterious Voice: And hard on the caboose, if you know what I mean! Edd : Eddy, someone's at your door. Eddy : I'll bet it's Kevin! I'll show him! [Eddy's brother enters] Eddy : Uh oh, it's my brother! Edd : YOUR BROTHER? Ed : YOUR BROTHER! Eddy : [nervously] Uh, hiya bro. How's it going?... HONEST, IT WASN'T ME! THEY'RE ALL LYING! I SWEAR! Is there anything I can do for you? Huh? Eddy's brother: Get me a triple scoop bannanna split sundae with chocolate sauce, marshmallows, lots of nuts! Eddy : Hey, whatever happened to that lactose thing you... Eddy's brother: [shows his fist] See this? Edd : Hurry! I'll get the ice cream! Eddy : I'll get the chocolate sauce! Ed : And I'll get the nuts! Edd : Wait! Don't forget the marshmallows! Eddy's brother: Hurry it up! [Eddy's brother turns out to be Sarah and Jimmy] Sarah : Watch what you're doing, Jimmy! Jimmy : It's these darn stilts! They make me all clumsy, Sarah! Ed : Hey!... What flavor ice cream did you want? Sarah : [imitating Eddy's brother] Chocolate. Ed : Okey-dokey! [to Eddy] Ed : Your brother wants chocolate, Eddy! [Jimmy giggles] Sarah : Brothers are such idiots! Ed : Is it so wrong to be liked? Ed : If only we had a sack of potatoes. Edd : Ed. Potatoes won't guide us in any way. Ed : Have mercy ol' creature of the never-world you. Ed : Shwiggety Shwag what's in the bag? Ed : Can I think? Edd and Eddy: NO! Ed : Hey guys? Eddy : What is it Ed? Ed : I say, the cheese is always twice the fence post. Eddy : I wish I had a fence post, Ed. Ed : Whoops, there it goes. Yup. My brain stopped. Ed : Service is my middle toe. Ed : I am one with my shoe size, Eddy. Ed : Is sitting naked in a wagon cool? Eddy : No, skunk pits, it isn't. [repeated line] Ed : GRAVY. Ed : What a tree bark. Eddy : Sap, Ed. Sap. [Ed runs into a tree] Ed : That wasn't you Sara. Ed : One plus one equals one on a bun. Ed : Am I the last human? I am alone. I AM HUNGRY. Edd : Ed, wait, I can make you a sandwich. Ed : Oh my liver. Oh my lasagna. Edd : Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ. Ed : It isn't? Ed : I found some grass. Eddy : Woop dee doo, Ed. Eddy : What happened to the stairs? Ed : My parents took them away because I am grounded. Edd : That's disturbing. Eddy : My brother told me that chicks are only moved by one thing - cash. Edd : That is so superficial, Eddy. Female admirers want meaningful things like sincerity, respect and good grooming. Ed : And potato chips. Eddy : How could you be too stupid? Ed : I watch cartoons Eddy. Ed : [after making Sarah's room a mess] Oh no. When Sarah finds out she'll tell mom and mom'll tell dad and he'll say, "Not now, I just got home from work." [smashing his head on the ground] Ed : I'm a woodpecker. Except with dirt. Ed : But I am grounded, Eddy. I have been a bad boy. Ed : Jib said his work here was done. Edd : Can we give it a rest already? Eddy : Oh Ed... Edd : Apparently not. Eddy : Garages are for cars, Ed. Ed : Why thank you. Ed : They say an elephant never forgets Double D, but I forget what the elephant remembered. [after being inside a wall in an earlier episode Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jonny 2x4, and Plank are stuck in a wad of bubble gum in Ed's basement] Edd : Once again, our day ends with the three of us... Eddy : Stuck together in some nutty way, but wait, we have a guest tonight. Ed : I like the way Jonny's stuck. Jonny 2x4 : Boy, Plank, how the heck did we ever end up here? If you weren't so scared into turning into chopsticks, we'd still be in China. Eddy : Can somebody scrape this guy off my shoe, please? Ed : [wearing a skull on his head] I am dead from the neck up! Ed : Oh Kevin... Kevin : [Grabs Ed by the lips] Sheep-skinned seat covers. Ed : Woah, he knew what I was gonna say! Eddy : Kevin's got inside information! He knows even more than you Double D. Edd : Oh, really. Shall we investigate? Ed : Double D's got a plan, Eddy! Eddy : But that's my shtick... Edd : Better to have loved and lost... Ed : Than lost and found! Ed : Eddy is my ideal pal. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes, yum! Edd : Seems the student has surpassed the master. Ed : But better! Ed : I think I just thunk! Edd : Was that English, Ed? Ed : I am a whale Eddy, an endagered mammal. Hug me! Edd : Exposed. Eddy : Busted. Ed : Nope, can't think of a word. Ed : I'm smarter than a sign! Ed : Shush! My yeast is rising. Edd : Nutloaf, Ed? Ed : You did the brotherly thing, Double D. Edd : You think so, Ed? Ed : Think what, Double D? [Before going to a commercial break] Ed : When we get back from where we are going, we will return to where we were. I know people there! Ed : PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER! Jimmy : Antonucci? [The Eds jump out of Ed's basement, with the stairs removed] Ed : Alley-Oop! Edd : Gracious! Eddy : Geronimo! [Eddy has just been attacked by a skunk, and Ed takes a whiff of him] Ed : Who stepped on a duck? [Ed jumps into a washing machine] Ed : Look what I found! One Eddy, and a whole bunch of doohickeys. I took it apart Double D, am I smart now? Edd : Let's not ask for miracles, Ed. [Eddy pulls out a bra from a dresser drawer] Eddy : Woo-hoo! PG 13! Ed : That's my Mom's, Eddy! Eddy : IIIIICK! Eddy : Ed, stop eating all the cheese! Ed : Cheese? Swiss. Eddy : Pepperoni. Italian. Ed : Slicer, aluminum! Ed : Do you smell buttered toast? Eddy : [has a huge hole in his stomach] Ed! Your stupid toy ate my breakfast! Edd : OH NO! Eddy : KANKERS! Ed : EXTREME CLOSE-UP! Ed : [dressed as an octopus's tentacle] I am an Ed-o-pus, cuz I'm Ed! [the Eds are dressed in a tall uniform] Eddy : Hello, ladies. We're doing a survey and... Edd : [whispers] Eddy! Eddy : [changes his voice] I mean, um... I'm doing a survey and... Lee : Our mom's not home right now. Marie : Yeah, take a hike! Eddy : I was wondering... how many anchors do you own? [grins] May : That's stupid! Lee : And you look familiar! Marie : Are you form an informercial? Eddy : No... I mean, Yes, and I'm very well known, quite popular, actually. You want my autograph? Ed : [pops out from the legs] I'm the legs! [The costume falls apart] Edd : Oh my! Exposed! May : It's our boyfriends! Marie : Eddy's such a weasel! Lee : Let's get 'em, girls! Ed : Oh no! Not me! [starts running] Eddy : Run, Ed! Run! Ed : [imitating Eddy] I have caused discomfort, 'cause I'm Eddy HA HA HA! Edd : Ed, Eddy has that insidious look again! Ed : Eddy should eat more vegetables. Ed : Those aren't rabbits, those are bunnies! Ed : A is for Helping a friend in need. B is for Lifting Eddy and Double D. C is for Grapefruit, which I don't like one bit. Edd : [Duct-taping his mouth] Bad mouth! Bad! Ed : Tape! Ed : My head is snoring! Make it stop! Eddy : Ed, do you understand a word he says? Ed : Pass the mustard. Edd : Did you eat the sun again, Eddy? Ed : Can you guess what I'm doing? Eddy : I'm getting cramped here. Edd : We seem to be moving, Eddy. Eddy : Help. Edd : Please assist. Ed : Ketchup. Eddy : Anybody listening? Ed : Just a squirt? Edd : Signs are meant to be read. Ed : [Flying with soda rushing out of his nostrils] Gassy! Ed : [Pops out of a cardboard doll] TV for me! [Realizes that he's up on a light post] Ed : Uh... my parents moved the house, Eddy. Ed : [Referring to Eddy's brother] Wait till he's seen how much I've grown. Ed : Oh no! I spat my brain out. Eddy : That's too big to be your brain, Ed! Ed : My home is the cat's tuxedo, you guys! Eddy : If Sarah told you to go jump into a lake naked and wait for the photographs to be developed, would you do it? Ed : I had socks, Eddy... Eddy : Where are those sponges? Ed : SHH! The walls are have ears, Eddy! Follow me! Eddy : Will you ever cease to amaze me? Ed : Yes, I will, Eddy! Ed : I'm a gymbag! WAH HAH HAH HAH! Eddy : Maybe if you're good, I'll clip your toenails for you! Ed : Oh, be still my heart... Ed : My fantasy come true! I AM BUTTERED TOAST! Movie Title: Captain N: The Game Master (1989) as Kevin Keene: Kevin Keene : How did I get here? Simon Belmont? Kid Icarus? Megaman? Simon Belmont : And you must be Captain N. Ha! Ha! Ha! Kevin Keene : You guys aren't real. You're just so many computer plates in my game cartridges. [pokes Simon] Kevin Keene : Whoa! They're REAL! Simon Belmont : Looks like the ultimate warp zone brought us the ultimate wimp! Princess Lana : I'm Princess Lana. Kevin Keene : I'm in love. Uh, I mean I'm Kevin. Kevin Keene : Where am I? Princess Lana : Well, you're in Videoland. The ultimate warp zone brought you here. Kevin Keene : You mean like warp zone four in Super Mario Brothers? Princess Lana : Something like that. The legend foretold of your coming to help restore freedom to our world. That's why it gave you that super power pad and zapper. Kevin Keene : Me, restore freedom to Videoland? Hey, I don't even have my driver's license, yet. Kid Icarus : Thanks, Kevinikus. You're a pretty good game master, after all. Kevin Keene : Thank me later. We've got to warp out of here before Donkey Kong gives us the Big Game Over. Princess Lana : You may have helped me win the battle, but the war is far from over. You will stay and help defend Videoland, won't you? Kevin Keene : Sorry, your highness. But I've got to get back to MY world. (Duke: Woof!) Simon Belmont : Yes, well, it was very nice of you to drop by. Do come back and visit us soon. Say, in 20 years? Movie Title: Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture (1994) as Laocorn: Laocorn : Worthless fool! How can you ever help to beat me? By the next time I'm done with you, there'll be nothing but stinking meat! Laocorn : I know that you killed Father, you stupid bastard! Man: What if I did? |
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