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 Garrett Morris QuotationMovie Title: Easter Fever (1980) as Jack: Jack : Hopsha-hopsha, quick-like-a-bunny! Jack : A egg... another egg... eggs benedict... EGGS BENEDICT? Movie Title: Jackpot (2001) as Lester: Lester : Until you give me more than fifteen percent of your earnings, I'm only going to put up with fifteen percent of your bullshit. Lester : The Olympics, the NBA, the NFL - all filled up with children who didn't have fathers. You may be a flawed character, but you're building hers. You're the asshole who will put your daughter on the moon. Movie Title: Black Scorpion (1995) as Argyle: Argyle : [explaining the shape shifting of the car] The atoms change at a molecular level. Movie Title: Saturday Night Live 80 (1975) as Garrett Morris: Dan Aykroyd : In order to perform the experiment, we need one ounce of marijuana. Weekend update correspondent Garrett Morris was sent into one of our urban neighborhoods to provide us with one ounce of marijuana. This bag contains one ounce, Garrett, it feels light. This isn't a full ounce. We gave you money for one ounce, you're going to have to go back and get more. Garrett Morris : Man, don't make me go back there! Those guys will kill me! Dan Aykroyd : We need one full ounce not .97 ounce of marijuana for the experiment. [Morris leaves] Dan Aykroyd : In other news [phone rings] Dan Aykroyd : ... Dan Aykroyd : Hello. Thank you. This just in; Garrett Morris is dead. The Weekend Update correspondent was found dead in an alley, the victim of a senseless killing. Another drug related death, Jane. Chevy Chase : And now, as a service for our viewers, here is Garrett Morris to provide the headlines for the hard of hearing. Today's top story; Generallisimo Francisco Franco is still dead Garrett Morris : [shouting] Today's top story: Generallisimo Francisco Franco is still dead. |
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