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 Gabriel Jarret QuotationMovie Title: Real Genius (1985) as Mitch: Chris Knight : You didn't touch anything, did you? Mitch : No. Chris Knight : Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy. Mitch : What is it? Chris Knight : It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it? Mitch : No. Chris Knight : I'm just kidding. It's yet another in a long series of attempts to avoid responsibility. Chris Knight : Kent put his name on his license plate. Mitch : My mother does that to my underwear. Chris Knight : Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit? [In the men's room.] Jordan : Are you peeing? Mitch : Uh, I can't start. Jordan : Because I'm here? Mitch : I think so. Jordan : Weird. Well I have to go. Mitch : Me too. Dr. Meredith : A bit of advice... Mitch : Oh, uh, thank you... Dr. Meredith : Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references. Mitch : Uh... ok... thank you. I'd better be going. [leaves] Dr. Meredith : [to his wife] I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down" verbally, don't you? [Mitch Taylor speaking through the microphone so that Kent hears voices in his head] Mitch : And from now on, stop playing with yourself! Kent : It is God! Mitch : The weirdest thing just happened to me. Chris Knight : Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mitch : No... Chris Knight : Why, am I the only one who has that dream? Professor Hathaway : Mitch, will you miss your friends? Mitch : Uh, no sir, I think I intimidated most of them. Mitch : Did you know there's a guy living in our closet? Chris Knight : You've seen him too? Mitch : Who is he? Chris Knight : Hollyfeld. Mitch : Why does he keep going into our closet? Chris Knight : Why do you keep going into our closet? Mitch : To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there! Chris Knight : Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him! Mitch : Yeah... Chris Knight : Think before you ask these questions, Mitch! Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes? Professor Hathaway : So tell me, Mitch, are you gonna miss your friends? Mitch : Well no I think I intimidate other kids. Professor Hathaway : Good boy Mitch : This is coherent light. Mitch's dad : Oh, so it talks. [Chris is holding a lab beaker with pink liquid in it.] Chris Knight : Here Mitch taste this. Too sweet? Mitch : No... what is it? Chris Knight : I don't know, I found it in one of the labs. [Mitch starts to wipe out his mouth.] Chris Knight : I'm just kidding. It's yogurt. [Kent opens his dorm room door to find his car inside.] Chris Knight : Kent isn't that your car? Mitch : Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus. Kent : You did this, Knight! Chris Knight : I had help. [Points to Mitch] Kent : You won't get away with this. You'll rue the day! Chris Knight : Rue the day? Who talks like that? |
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