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 Tara Reid Quotation"If Carson was an actor, he'd understand why I have to be away on sets and that if I have to kiss another guy in a movie, I do it. He'd read the tabloids that I was with Ashton Kutcher, but that was a bunch of bull. Then, I started reading he was with a stripper, and that wasn't true. You start tripping on each other for no reason. It makes you crazy." - about part of why she and ex-fiance MTV VJ Carson Daly split up "Slasher movies are fun. You watch yourself get chopped to pieces, yet you're still alive. You see the blood on the ax and think, Holy **it, this is sick, but you kind of get over your fear of death." Movie Title: Cruel Intentions (1999) as Marci Greenbaum: Marci Greenbaum : Would you cut the psychobabble bullshit, Mom? There's pictures of me on the Internet. Dr. Greenbaum : What kind of pictures? Marci Greenbaum : Nudie pictures! What do you think? Dr. Greenbaum : JESUS CHRIST! How could you be so stupid? Movie Title: American Pie (1999) as Vicky / Victoria 'Vicky': Victoria 'Vicky' : I want it to be the right time, the right place... Jessica : It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX. [discussing Kevin difficulties saying he love her] Vicky : Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really care about me, you know even if he can't say if he does. And yeah, he always talk about sex, but that's ok cause he's a guy, right? Jessica : He got a dick, he's a guy Vicky : Right Jessica : You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually? Vicky : I've never tried it. Jessica : You've never double-clicked your mouse? Movie Title: Mixed Culture (1998) as Sasha: Sasha : Spit it out Felicia. Felicia : Thats just the problem, I didn't. Movie Title: Josie and the Pussycats (2001) as Melody: Melody : The walls are mushy! Josie McCoy : If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would! Melody : That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy. Alexander Cabot : Hey, I can't be everywhere at once! Melody : Oh, wouldn't it be cool if you could, though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room! [their thoughts] Josie McCoy : Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking. Valerie : Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking. Melody : [in song] If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! [clap! clap!] [Josie, Melody and Valerie listen to the song snippet they just recorded, now with subliminal messages] Melody : I want a Big Mac! Valerie : But, Mel, you're a vegetarian. Melody : I know, but suddenly I want one! Laughing Girl : Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came. Josie McCoy : Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident? Laughing Girl : At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears. Melody : They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special. Laughing Girl : Yeah... special ed. Melody : That's so romantic! Josie McCoy : Yeah... in a creepy, ironic sorta way! Melody : Carson says he's gonna kill me! Movie Title: National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) as Gwen: Van Wilder : Take your clothes off. Gwen : I'm not taking off my clothes. Van Wilder : Well it is the naked mile run, everybody else is in their birthday suit. [A hairy naked guy runs by] Van Wilder : Except that guy. Van Wilder : Well just take a look at this... ya... doodles... I attend class today just about stayed the whole time too! Gwen : I'm glad you went to all your classes today. Van Wilder : And a few that weren't mine, I stepped in the wrong room, liked what I heard... stayed. Gwen : That's great! Gwen : I'm doing a human interest piece... on you. Van Wilder : I'm flattered, I'd love for your piece to be on me. [looks up at the ceiling and sighs] Van Wilder : ... But sadly I don't do interviews, never have, never will. Do lunch though. Gwen : Well I think it takes a lot more then the kind of underwear one wears to define them as a person. [Van looks shocked] Van Wilder : Like what? Van Wilder : It's a date. Gwen : It's an interview. Van Wilder : First dates are interviews. Movie Title: American Pie 2 (2001) as Vicky: Jessica : If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none. Vicky : None? Jessica : The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity. Movie Title: The Big Lebowski (1998) as Bunny Lebowski: Bunny Lebowski : I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt : Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Bunny Lebowski : Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. Brandt : Ah haha. That's marvelous. The Dude : Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. Bunny Lebowski : Blow on them. The Dude : You want me to blow on your toes? Bunny Lebowski : I can't blow that far. The Dude : Are you sure he won't mind? Bunny Lebowski : Ulli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist. The Dude : Ah. Must be exhausting. Movie Title: Girl (1998) as Cybil: Cybil : You better watch it, you're becoming a groupie... |
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