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 Sean Patrick Flanery QuotationMovie Title: Simply Irresistible (1999) as Tom Bartlett: Amanda Shelton : My friend told me this thing about men and sex, they think about it 238 times a day. Tom Bartlett : That's ridiculous, that would be about every 4 minutes... yeah, that's about right. Amanda Shelton : I've been here 20 minutes. Tom Bartlett : I've liked you since the day I met you. Amanda Shelton : You mean the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy. Tom Bartlett : Oh yeah. Movie Title: Suicide Kings (1997) as Max Minot: Avery Chasten : I can't let you go. Max Minot : Avory, we don't have a choice. Avery Chasten : I gotta gun in my hand! We have a choice! Ira Reder : Hey-hey, big time, how ya doin? Max Minot : Good. Ira Reder : Listen, ahh, there's been a new wrinkle. Max Minot : What? Ira Reder : But first you gotta promise me, PROMISE ME, you're not going to tell anybody. Max Minot : Ira, what are you talking about? Ira Reder : Look, just promise me first. Max Minot : Fuck off, Ira. Ira Reder : Okay, good enough. Movie Title: Stephen King's Dead Zone (2002) as Greg Stillson / Greg Stilson: Greg Stillson : How's my future look these days? Johnny Smith : Not always so easy to tell. Greg Stilson : Now, Sonny, you know we can't hide anything from Johnny Smith. Sonny Elliman : He's been asking questions about you. Greg Stilson : The wrong kind of questions? Sonny Elliman : Not just that. It's like he already knows what he's looking for. Greg Stilson : [turns and stares at Sonny] The psychic thing freaks you out, doesn't it? Greg Stilson : Anything about me in there? Johnny Smith : Uh, no, this is the sports section. Greg Stilson : No, I mean, is there anything about me... [points to Johnny's forehead] Greg Stilson : In there? Greg Stilson : Gene Purdy seems to think you're the greatest thing since Christian Rock. Greg Stilson : I'd call first, but I figure you'd sense I was coming anyway. Movie Title: Powder (1995) as Powder: Powder : If you say that my IQ is well beyond your IQ charts then why are you asking me if I understand what you're saying? Donald Ripley : It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity. Powder : Einstein. Donald Ripley : When I look at you, I have hope that maybe one day our humanity will surpass our technology. Powder : She didn't go some place... your wife. I felt her go. Not away, just out... everywhere. Powder : And then its possible to talk to someone without any lies. With no sarcasms, no deceptions, no exaggerations, or any of the other things people use to confuse the truth. Lindsey: It's hard to believe that, all of that. Powder : It's because you have this spot that you can't see past. My grams and gramps had it, the spot where they thought they were disconnected from everything. Lindsey: So that's what they'd see if they could? That they're really connected? Powder : And how beautiful they really are. And that there's no need to hide, or lie. And that it's posible to talk to someone without any lies, with no sarcasms, no deceptions, no exaggerations or any of the things that people use to confuse the truth. Lindsey: I don't know a single person who does that. Lindsey Kelloway: What are people like, on the inside? Powder : Inside most people there's a feeling of being separate, separated from everything. Linsey: And? Powder : And they're not. They're part of absolutely everyone, and everything. Lindsey: Your father. Your father hurt you a long time ago. You're so sad, he made you so sad. He thought you were ugly, and he kept saying that you weren't. . .I'm sorry. Powder : Do you? Do you? Lindsey: Do I what? Powder : Do you think I'm ugly? Lindsey: I don't know what I think when I look at you. But sometimes I think, I think you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Movie Title: The Boondock Saints (1999) as Connor: [two brothers up in shafts trying and getting a bit-uncomfortable] Murphy : Where the fuck are you going? Connor : shh. I'm trying to figure some shit out so keep your trap shut. Murphy : Ahh, fuck you. I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your fuckin rope. Must weigh 30 lbs... Connor : Shhh. [hits him on the head with flashlight. Murphy pushes him-the two begin to wrestle in the vent. They feel it start to fall] Connor : Jesus Fucking Christ. Murphy : Oh, shit. Monsignor : We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men. Connor : I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point. Murphy : Aye. Doc : You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships. Rocco : I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go. Doc : What? Connor : Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, is'nt it? Murphy : And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen. Connor : Now you will receive us. Murphy : We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. Connor : We do not want your tired and sick. Murphy : It is your corrupt we claim. Connor : It is your evil that will be sought by us. Murphy : With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Connor : Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies. Murphy : Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. Connor : These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. Murphy : There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. Connor : For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. Murphy : And we will send you to whatever god you wish. [Picking out weapons and gear] Connor : You know what we need? Some rope. Murphy : What are you, insane? Connor : No, I'm serious. Charlie Bronson's always got a rope. In the movies, they've always got rope and they always end up using it. Murphy : That's stupid. Name one fucking thing you're gonna need a rope for. Connor : It's not what they need it for, they just always need it. Murphy : What's this "they" shit? This isn't a movie. [Murphy picks up a huge commando knife] Connor : Oh, is that right, Rambo? Murphy : All right, get your stupid fucking rope. [after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters] Connor : Well, "name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for". Murphy : That was way easier than I thought it would be. Connor : Aye. Murphy : On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa... Connor : And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes. Murphy : We're good. Connor : Yes, we are. Connor : We haven't really figured out a system to decide who. Rocco : Me. I'm the guy. I know everyone. I know their habits, who they hang out with. I got phone numbers, addresses. I know who they're fucking, I know where they live. We could kill EVERYONE. Murphy : So what do you think? Connor : I'm strangely comfortable with it. Connor : How far are we going to take this, Da? Il Duce : The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed? Connor : It's the real deal, Roc. Evil man, dead man. [after Rocco fondles an unconscious woman's breast] Connor : What the fuck are you doing? Rocco : I'll tip her. Murphy : We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open. Connor : That was nicely put. [after Rocco gets his finger shot off] Rocco : Feels like it's still there. Connor : Yeah, well it's not. [Connor and Murphy always pray over their victims] Connor , Murphy : And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii... [they cock their guns] Connor , Murphy : ...et spiritus sancti. [blam] Connor : Jesus. He brought a six-shooter. Murphy : There's nine bodies, genius. Connor : What the fuck were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man? Connor : These decent men with loving families, they go home every day after work, and turn on the news and you know what they see? They see rapists and murderers and child molestors and they're all getting' out of jail. Murphy : "Mafiosos," getting' caught with 20 kilos, getting' out on bail. Same fucking day. Connor : And everyone, everywhere thinks the same thing: that someone should just go kill those mother fuckers. Murphy : Kill 'em all. Admit it, even you've thought about it. Rocco : Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK. Connor : Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. [During job training for Rosengurtie Baumgartener, an avid feminist] Connor : The rule of thumb here is... Rosengurtie : Rule of thumb? Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, so long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Connor : Well, can't do much damage with that then can ya? Maybe it should have been a rule of wrist. Connor : Destroy all that which is evil. Murphy : So that which is good may flourish. Connor : Now Roc... are you sure that you're obee-kaybee? [after Rocco accidently kills his girlfriend's cat] Connor : Donna's gonna be angry about her cat. Rocco : Fuck, she's on every drug known to man. She'd have sold the thing for a dime-bag. Screw her. Rocco : I do kinda feel like an asshole, though. Connor : Yeah, Roc, you sound real remorseful there. Connor : Oh please, Ma, if this was a girl, I wanna see some papers. She had to be at least pre-operative for fuck's sake. Ma: Lord's fuckin' name! Boys: Hail Mary, full of grace. Ma: So what'd ya do, Connor? Connor : Well I tried to be nice and make friends and she gave me a shot in the nuts. Ma: What? That dirty bitch! [Ma is on the phone from Ireland] Murphy : Alright, Ma, love ya. But hey, before you go - don't you think it's time you gave us the goods? Connor : Yeah, Ma, we've been waiting 27 years. Ma: Ah Christ, you boys still bickerin' over that? Connor : Well yeah. So come on, Ma, out with it. Which one of us came out first? Ma: Okay, well I guess you've got a right to know. Are you ready? Connor : Yeah! Murphy : Come on, Ma. Ma: [pause] THE ONE WITH THE BIGGER COCK! HAHAHAH! [she hangs up] Murphy : What the- it's your fuckin' mother talking like that! Murphy : It's your fuckin' mother. [Connor gets up, and Murphy looks at his crotch and smiles proudly] Connor : Oh don't even start, I just had ice on mine. Movie Title: Girl (1998) as Todd: Todd : [sitting down at the piano] : ... I wanna play something for you. It's not finished yet, but ... I don't know, I just kinda want you to ... Andrea : [thinking] ... get naked? Todd : ... hear it anyway. [Todd starts singing 4 lines of a sad song] Andrea : [thinking] He sang with passion, he sang with pain ... [Todd finished singing] Andrea : [thinking] ... he sang for about 20 seconds! Todd : [singing] And I will release you from all of your torment, stir up trouble that you can't ignore, and I'll tell the world, I'll tell them a story, tell a story to the world, about a girl... |
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