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 Sandra Bullock Quotation(on marital plans) "I've always been very sceptical about marriage, because I only want to do it once; I want to do it the right way." "I've learned that success comes in a very prickly package. Whether you choose to accept it or not is up to you. It's what you choose to do with it, the people you choose to surround yourself with. Always choose people that are better than you. Always choose people that challenge you and are smarter than you. Always be the student. Once you find yourself to be the teacher, you've lost it." "I remember sitting down in Joel Silver's office and Joel going, "Do you want to do this film?". I remember going, "I would like to do it, but I would love to talk about the character, and it was almost like I had said the biggest joke". The only reason I haven't married yet, is because I take it too seriously. "Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster." "I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig." "The Acadamy Awards shouldn't even nominate Meryl Streep anymore. She should just be given an award every year. There should just be the Meryl Streep category". "Everyone told me to pass on Movie Title: Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'" "I'd rather take risks than make something that's cookie cutter." Movie Title: The Thing Called Love (1993) as Linda Lue Linden: Linda Lue Linden : Look out New York City, cause here I come and I ain't never leavin'! Whooo! Linda Lue Linden : Hey Kyle Davidson! Kyle Davidson : Hey Linda Lue, is that your pretty face I'm seein'? Linda Lue Linden : Well it ain't nobody's butt. Miranda Presley : You're always asking everyone else what they think. Linda Lue Linden : That's right. And you know what? I'm not going to do it anymore. If I don't feel like bein' nice to somebody, I'm just goin' to be mean... or at least impolite. Movie Title: The Net (1995) as Angela / Angela Bennett: Angela : So, what's this for? [showing Jack his gun] Jack : It's uh... it's for shark fishing. Angela : Shark fishing... with a silencer? Jack : Yeah. You certainly seem to know your ordinance. Angela : Colorado. You grow up with guns. Angela : Just think about it. Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer, everything: your, your DMV records, your, your social security, your credit cards, your medical records. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and everyone of us, just, just begging for someone to screw with, and you know what? They've done it to me, and you know what? They're gonna do it to you. Angela : For future reference you should know that the living tend to interest me just a little more than the dead do. Angela : Such a nightmare! It's like I'm not even me anymore. Angela : They hack into computers and they cause this chaos. Angela : You know the story. I thought I was lonely, and he forgot he was married. Dr. Alan Champion : I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favorite, Chinese. Angela : Um, it's your favorite. I never really cared for it, remember? Dr. Alan Champion : Ah, it's immaterial, I knew it was somebody's favorite. Jack : Computers are your life, aren't they? Angela : Yes. The perfect hiding place. Jack : God, we're pathetic, aren't we? Angela : Excuse me? Jack : Well, we're here. We're sitting on the most perfect beach in the world, and all we can think about is-... Angela : "Where I can hook up my modem?" Jack : Yeah, exactly. [Angela's working on her computer.] Jack : Is that business or pleasure? Angela : Is there a difference? Jack : Not a great deal if you're a hacker. Devlin : What were you trying to do? Save the world? Angela : No. Not the world, just myself. Angela : Oh so you were going to fuck me then kill me! [On a friend of Alan Champion's, who works for the FBI] Angela Bennett : Do you trust him? Dr. Alan Champion : Sure, I trust him. I used to hold his head over the toilet at frat parties. Cyberbob: So what do U want in a man? Angela Bennett : Butch, beautiful, brilliant, Captain America meets Albert Schweitzer. Spends all day dashing into fray while making world safe for democracy; at night playing Bach cantatas while curing cancer. Cyberbob: Settle for a guy who puts the seat down? [discussing the movie "Breakfast at Tiffany's"] Jack : When I was about thirteen, I had this sort of identity crisis. I used to think I was one of the characters. Angela : You thought you were Audrey Hepburn? Jack : No. I used to think I was the cat. Jack : I reckon you've got to try a few things in life without a safety net. How else are you gonna know you're alive? Angela : Well, I take my share of risks. Uh-huh. Um, I don't always floss. I rip the tags off my pillows. Dr. Alan Champion : This is bizarre. I haven't seen you in so long. What are we even doing here? Angela : Um, I just figured you would be safe. Dr. Alan Champion : Oh great, so I've gone from being a self-centered asshole to safe. Thank you very much. Angela : No, I just figured that they couldn't, um, trace me to you and that your, your patient records are confidential, right? Dr. Alan Champion : My patient records! Yeah, I knew I had my subtle charms. Angela : I just don't, I don't understand. Why me? Why me? I am nobody. I am nothing. They knew, they knew everything about me. They knew. They knew what I ate, they knew what I drank, they knew what movies that I watch, they knew, they knew, they knew what, where I was from, they knew what cigarettes I used to smoke, and, and, and everything they, they did, they must have watched on the, on the Internet, I don't know, watched my credit cards? Our whole lives are on the computer, and they knew, they knew that I could be vanished. They knew that nobody would care, that nobody would understand, and that you would, that it wouldn't matter anymore. Dr. Alan Champion : Will you be handling the outpatient care, nurse? Angela : Well, do you mind? Dr. Alan Champion : Visions of sponge baths dance in my head. Movie Title: The 76th Annual Academy Awards (2004) as Sandra Bullock: Sandra Bullock : John, do you know which was the first movie to feature sound? John Travolta : It was Al Jolson's "The Jazz Singer" in 1927. First movie to feature sound and dialogue. Sandra Bullock : And how do you know that? John Travolta : Well, you would also know, if you had come to the rehearsal. Movie Title: Hope Floats (1998) as Birdee Pruitt: Bernice Pruitt : Mom, are you gonna marry Justin Matisse? Birdee Pruitt : Oh, honey, I'm not planning on getting married again for along time. What, you don't like Justin? Bernice Pruitt : No, it's not that. It's just that... Birdee Pruitt : What is it? You can tell me. Bernice Pruitt : I just don't want to be known as Bernice Matisse! Bernice Pruitt : Is this where you were "cream of corn"? Birdee Pruitt : "Queen of Corn," honey. Three years runnin'. A feat unsurpassed in the history of Smithville. Birdee Pruitt : Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. That's what momma always says. She says that beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most. Try to remember that when you find yourself at a new beginning. Just give hope a chance to float up. And it will... Birdee Pruitt : Once upon a time your mama knew what it meant to shine. Birdee Pruitt : People fall in love. They fall right back out. It happens all the time. Birdee Pruitt : Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. Birdee Pruitt : You just never liked Bill. Ramona Calvert : Oh, I like all of God's creatures, I just like some of them better stuffed. And he's one of them. Birdee Pruitt : Who's Big Dolores? Travis : She's the meanest and dumbest girl in school, but she keeps passing cause even teachers are afraid of big Dolores. She has her own gang too. Birdee Pruitt : Better do what she says, Travis, grandma stuffs little dogs. Movie Title: The Prince of Egypt (1998) as Miriam: Miriam : Moses, hear what I say. I've been a slave all my life. And God has never answered my prayers until now. God saved you from the river, He saved you in all your wanderings, and even now, he saves you from the wrath of Pharaoh. God will not abandon you. So don't you abandon us. Movie Title: Two If by Sea (1996) as Roz: Roz : Did you steal this from the house? Frank : No. Roz : Honey? Frank : Yes. [Looking at cows] Roz : Oh, these are so cute! Frank : Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs. Frank : What are you looking for, a key? Roz : No, I'm lookin' for your brain. Frank : You think someone would actually leave a key? [Roz reaches above the door and finds a key] Roz : This key? Is this the key you're talkin' about? I'm just checkin'. Movie Title: 28 Days (2000) as Gwen Cummings: Cornell : You know, if your counselor catches you using you could get in big trouble. Gwen Cummings : I don't plan on discussing it with him. Cornell : Too late. Gwen Cummings : Don't be someone else's slogan because you are poetry. Gwen Cummings : I am having a bad day! The worst damn day of my whole damn life! If it is not too much to ask will you all just back the fuck off! Gwen Cummings : I'm not a lesbian! Gwen Cummings : Yeah, I know I drink a lot, I know I do because I'm a writer and that's what I do, I drink. I'm not like those people out there, I can control myself! I can, if - that - if I wanted to, I could, if I wanted. I can! I can! Gwen Cummings : Is that available stitched on a pillow somewhere? Gwen Cummings : I'm sorry I make it impossible to love me. [After Andrea has cut herself] Andrea : Just so you know, I wasn't trying to off myself or anything. Gwen Cummings : Okay. Andrea : It's just something I do sometimes. Gwen Cummings : Doesn't it hurt? Andrea : Feels better. Gwen Cummings : Than what? Andrea : Everything else. Gwen Cummings : Nobody gets hurt collecting coins. Jasper : Everybody hurts everybody it's the human condition! Gwen Cummings : I don't feel fine. Jasper : Well of coursre you don't feel fine, you're in deliverance country surrounded by a bunch of sober freaks! Gwen Cummings : Why do you want me Jasper? I am such a mess. Jasper : Maybe I like mess. [on telephone] Lily Cummings : Hello? Gwen Cummings : Hey, it's me, Gwen. Lily Cummings : I know which me it is. Gwen Cummings : Andrea, does the phrase "in confidence" mean anything to you? Andrea : You never said not to tell. Movie Title: Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) as Sidda: [After getting off the phone with her mother, who slams the phone and screams on the other line, Siddalee does the same thing] Sidda : I am SICK AND TIRED OF HER TANTRUMS! Sidda : I should'a quit when I was behind. Vivi : How can I possibly call someone who no longer exists? Give me the phone! [phone rings] Sidda : Oh my God that's her. Do not pick up the phone, please don't pick up the phone, Connor. Connor don't pick up the phone! Connor : Hello. Vivi : Well hello Connor. Connor : Oh hello Vivi. How are you? Vivi : Well just lovely thank you for asking... is she there? [Hands the phone to Sidda] Sidda : Mama Vivi : YOU! [slamming phone against the table] Movie Title: While You Were Sleeping (1995) as Lucy: Joe Jr. : O.K., Lucy, it's either me or him! Lucy : Him. Joe Jr. : You don't have to answer right away. Lucy : Doesn't anybody use a phone anymore? Joe Jr. : I do. Lucy : I'm not talking about 900 numbers. Joe Jr. : Who told you? Lucy : ...and what are you, the Happiness Guru, Jack? Are you happy? Because I don't remember you having had a conversation with your father. I mean, you *do* want to leave the business don't you, or is this just like another *miscommunication* that we're having here? Lucy : It's just... I never met anyone I could laugh with. You know? Lucy : The truth was that I fell in love with you. Ox Callahan : You fell in love with me? Lucy : No, N-o, yes. All of you. I went from being all alone to being a fiancee, a daughter a granddaughter, a sister and a friend. Lucy : Peter once asked me, when it was that I fell in love with Jack, and I told him, it was 'while you were sleeping'. Lucy : [thinking] It's amazing how exotic Wisconson... isn't. Lucy : Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I betcha don't, you're probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody? And you knew that, if only that person *really* knew you, they would, well, they would of course dump the perfect model that they were with, and realize that YOU were the one that they wanted to, just, grow old with. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you haven't even talked to? Have you ever been so alone you spend the night confusing a man in a coma? Lucy : You don't have to walk me home. Jack : You block the wind. Lucy : I'm a lot like my dad: brown hair, flat chest. Lucy : If you fit into my pants I think I'll kill myself. Lucy : You're sick. Jerry : Oh, I'm sick? You're cheating on a vegetable. Priest : Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to... Lucy : I object. Saul : Oh, geez. Priest : I didn't get to that part yet. Jack : I would have to object too. Priest : What about you? Peter : I'm thinking! Lucy : Celeste, you have to have sex to be pregnant. Celeste : But I thought you said you were engaged. [referring to her father] Lucy : He would get these far-off looks in his eyes and he would say 'Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan'. I just wish I'd realized at the time, he was talking about MY life. Lucy : Wh-why did you say that? Nurse Wanda : Say what? Lucy : I'm not his fiancee. Nurse Wanda : Why did you tell me that you were? Lucy : I'm not engaged. I've never even spoken to the guy. Nurse Wanda : What? Well, do-, downstairs, you said, you said you were gonna marry him. Lucy : Oh, geez, I was talking to myself. Nurse Wanda : Well, next time you talk to yourself, tell yourself you're single and end the conversation. Lucy : I've had a really lousy Christmas, you've *just* managed to kill my New Year's, if you come back on Easter- you can burn down my apartment. Jack : What do you know about my family? Spending a week with them does *not* make you an expert! Lucy : Spending a *lifetime* with them, hasn't make you one, either! Lucy : You give up your seat every day in the train. Peter : Well... But that's not heroic. Lucy : It is to the person who sits in it. Lucy : I'm in love with your son. Ox Callahan : I know Lucy : Not that one [points to Peter] Lucy : that one [points to Jack] Lucy : . Lucy : You're trying on my shoes? Lucy : [trying to heave a tree up to her second floor apartment through the window] $38 for a Christmas tree and they don't deliver? You order $10 worth of chow mein from Mr. Wong they bring it to your door. Mr. Fusco : "Nature of claim: Christmas tree through window". How am I gonna put that on my insurance claim? They're still pissed about the fire we had when Joe Jr. barbecued in the stairwell. Lucy : I missed that. Mr. Fusco : Great sausage. Lucy : Listen, I'll pay for this. Mr. Fusco : Don't worry about it, my brother Giuli's in the glass business. Jack : [Lucy's sitting in the booth at the station taking tokens for the train. Suddenly someone drops a ring, making her look up] Lucy? I have to ask you a question. Elsie : Get down on one knee, it's more romantic. Saul : Elsie, if he's proposing let him do it! Elsie : I *am* letting him do it. Jack : Can I come in there please? Lucy : I can't. Not without a token. Jack : [he hands one in and goes into the booth] Marry me. Lucy : Yes. I love you. Jack : I love you back. Movie Title: Two Weeks Notice (2002) as Lucy Kelson: Meryl Brooks : Come on, I've known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw you cry was when Bush won. Lucy Kelson : Which one? Meryl Brooks : Well, both of them. George Wade : Before you came into my life I could make all kinds of decisions now I'm addicted I have to know what you think. What do you think? [holds up cuff links] Lucy Kelson : I think your the most selfish human being on the planet. George Wade : Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet? Lucy Kelson : Please don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a suit. Lucy Kelson : You called everyone but slurpy heaven. George Wade : That is not true. I did call slurpy heaven. They didn't want you. Said you had attitude. Said you weren't slurpy material. Lucy Kelson : Oh good, while you're at it, be sure to massage his cloven hoof. George Wade : Girls, I'm starting to feel a pain in my ass... Lucy Kelson : [talking on the phone with a girl George met] Hello, the man you are dancing with is deeply troubled. Your much to young to be trading your self like a stock on the Nasdaq to a man who will not be remembering your name... or his in the morning. He's still married and recently developed a suspicious rash. Now go home finish highschool and reach your potential! Lucy Kelson : What did I tell you that defines an emergency? George Wade : A large meteoroid, severe blood lose and uh... Lucy Kelson : Death! And you're not dead! George Wade : If you have to go, just go! Lucy Kelson : What? What am I, five years old? This is my Volvo! People just don't go in Volvos. George Wade : I'll buy you another Volvo! Lucy Kelson : I don't want another Volvo. Besides, that's the only thing you'll remember about me... the woman who 'went' on the front seat. George Wade : Well that would be kind of hard to forget. Lucy Kelson : Oh, well, I can swing a racket. George Wade : Yes I know, at my head, I've experienced it. Meryl Brooks : You should have gone with George Lucy Kelson : He asked June Meryl Brooks : He asked you too! Lucy Kelson : He asked me too? How many women does a man need to take to dinner? Maybe in Utah. Movie Title: A Time to Kill (1996) as Ellen Roark: Ellen Roark : Ever seen a man executed? Jake Tyler Brigance : No. Ellen Roark : What I suggest is you go to an execution, and see a man be killed. You watch him die, and you watch him beg! Ellen Roark : Did I mention that my father's filthy rich and I'll be working for free? Ellen Roark : Do you want me to stay? Jake Tyler Brigance : Yeah, I want you to stay. So you'd better go. Ellen Roark : I keep thinking, what would Jake do? What would my father do? What would Lucien do? Harry Rex Vonner : Well see, there's your problem. What you should be thinking is, what would Harry Rex do? Ellen Roark : What would Harry Rex do? Harry Rex Vonner : Cheat. Cheat like crazy. Ellen Roark : Ah. Ellen Roark, brilliant law student. Harry Rex Vonner : Do with me as you will. Ellen Roark : Looking forward to it. Harry Rex Vonner : Okay! Freddie Lee Cobb : You can't blame a nigger for being a nigger, no more than you can blame a dog for being a dog. But a whore like you, co-mingling with mongrels, betraying your own. That makes you worse than a nigger. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll leave you tied up here naked. First, it'll just be bugs eating at ya. One day, maybe two. That sun's gonna be cooking you. And animals... they're gonna pick on your stink. They'll come looking for something to eat. Ellen Roark : Carl Lee Hailey should've shot you too. [Freddie knocks her out] Movie Title: Speed (1994) as Annie: Jack : It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins. Annie : What if you win? Jack : Then tomorrow we'll play another one. Annie : But I'm not avalible to drive tomorrow. Busy. Ortiz : Just keep it steady. Annie : Oh, thanks for the tip, Ortiz. Stephens : First time in LA. Annie : Oh no, I live here. Stephens : No, mine. Oh thats just funny, you heard me wrong. Nah, im sightseeing. Annie : Oh, really? Stephens : Yeah. I hate to use the word 'tourist' but it's not like i can hide it... Annie : Not really. Stephens : [sigh] Did you know it took me three hours to get here from the airport? I got so lost. LA's one big place, but I guess you don't notice, seeing as you live here. Im such a yokel, there i said it! Annie : Oh jeez. You know what? I got gum on my seat, GUM! [sits on a different bus seat nearer the front - now we know what trouble THAT gets her into... ] Jack : Miss, can you handle this bus? Annie : Oh sure. It's just like driving a really big Pinto. Annie : So you're a cop, right? Jack : That's right. Annie : Well, I should probably tell you that I'm taking the bus because I had my driver's license revoked. Jack : What for? Annie : Speeding. Annie : What is that smell? Jack : It's gas. Annie : We're leaking gas? Jack : We are now. Annie : What, you thought you needed another challenge or something? [after surviving the bus explosion] Annie : You're not going to get mushy on me, are you? Jack : Maybe. I might. Annie : I hope not, 'cause you know, relationships that start under intense circumstances, they never last. Jack : Oh yeah? Annie : Yeah, I've done extensive study on this. [after the subway train derails] Jack : I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work. Annie : OK. We'll have to base it on sex then. Annie : Hey! Get your ass behind the yellow line. Annie : There's gum on my seat... GUM! Movie Title: In Love and War (1996) as Agnes von Kurowsky / Agnes: Henry : Do you love him? Agnes : Yes. Henry : Have you told him? Agnes : Yes, but I don't think he heard me. Agnes von Kurowsky : You know what I've been told? Italian men respect their wives. They spoil their mistresses. But the only women they love are their mothers. Movie Title: Miss Congeniality (2000) as Gracie Hart: Gracie Hart : You think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to hug me... You want to smooch me... You want to... [to models refusing pizza and beer] Gracie Hart : It's lite beer, and she's gonna throw it up anyway. Gracie Hart : I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me! Gracie Hart : Donut Nazi. Gracie Hart : I would so like to hurt you right now. Victor Melling : As long as you smile. Victor Melling : What no armored car? Gracie Hart : That would be in my other dress. Eric Matthews : Don't look at me like I betrayed you. Gracie Hart : No, betrayal implies an action, you just stood there! Gracie Hart : Gracie Lou Freebush? Eric Matthews : I thought you'd like that. Gracie Hart : Yeah, well. My IQ just dropped ten points. Eric Matthews : Operation "Thong" has commenced. Gracie Hart : Why don't you stun-gun yourself? Eric Matthews : I knew she'd like that one. Victor Melling : Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"? Gracie Hart : Because "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" wouldn't fit on a license plate? Gracie Hart : You think I'm gorgeous... You want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to smooch me... You want to hug me. Stan Fields : What is the one most important thing our society needs? Gracie Hart : That would be... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan. [Crowd is silent] Gracie Hart : And world peace! [Crowd cheers ecstatically] Stan Fields : Isn't she lovely! Thank you, Gracie Lou. Gracie Hart : And thank YOU, Stan. [Gracie walks offstage] Victor Melling : That was wonderful, are you drunk? Gracie Hart : I'm glad you enjoyed it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go unscrew my smile! Eric Matthews : Why don't you shut up. Gracie Hart : Why? You're shutting up enough for both of us. Gracie Hart : Look I know what I'm gonna do. I haven't done this since high school but it's like riding a bike. Victor Melling : You are not having sex on this stage. Gracie Hart : I didn't know that was an option. Victor Melling : Your hair should make a statement. Gracie Hart : As long as it doesn't say 'Thank you very much for the Country Music Award'! [Explaining why she was with a guy the night before] Gracie Hart : Yeah, I was dating him for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease... All Girls: ooh. Gracie Hart : Yeah, I didn't realize it was stupidity. Victor Melling : Glide! Glide! Don't pick your feet up. Don't, don't... Why are you picking your feet up? Gracie Hart : Because I'm preparing to run away! Victor Melling : [teaching Gracie how to glide] See? Glide. It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look pretty? Gracie Hart : It takes a very secure man to walk like that. Gracie Hart : [a taxi nearly runs Gracie over] Hey! I'm gliding here! Gracie Hart : Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] Gracie Hart : "Oh, if I only had a brain." Gracie Hart : My teeth - What are you going to do with my teeth? Victor Melling : Hopefully, remove the beer stains and steak residue. Gracie Hart : In Hawaii don't they use aloha for hello and goodbye? Miss Hawaii : Yeah, so? Gracie Hart : so if you're on the phone with somebody and they won't stop talking and you say, ok aloha, don't they just start over again? Eric Matthews : This earpiece lets you hear anybody on our frequencies, and they can hear you. Gracie Hart : Don't need that, with all this foil in my hair I'm getting HBO. Gracie Hart : Good evening, I know the program says I'm supposed to play the water glasses for you, but some of the girls got dehydrated. [Vic puts some fake boobs in Gracie's suit] Gracie Hart : Oh good. I guess it's time to go apply at my local Hooters. [Vic holds up a tube Haemorrhoid ointment] Gracie Hart : What? Hemorrhoid ointment? You really think the judges are going to be looking that closely? Victor Melling : It's for the little baggies under your eyes. Gracie Hart : Really. [Vic shakes a can of hairspray] Gracie Hart : Oh good, hairspray. Something I finally recognize. [Vic sprays the bottom of her suit and she bonks into the mirror] Gracie Hart : What are you doing? Victor Melling : It stops the suit from riding up. Gracie Hart : Riding up where? Victor Melling : Just... up! Gracie Hart : That is enough! Victor Melling : Why do you make things difficult for me? Gracie Hart : Oh yeah. I can see this is an incredibly embarrassing situation for YOU! Eric Matthews : Just imagine that she's me and there's something you wanna know but I don't wanna talk about it. What would you do? Gracie Hart : You want me to beat it out of her? [Gracie pulls earpiece out of her ear] Eric Matthews : Wo wo wo. Wait a minute, what are you doing? Gracie Hart : I can't talk girl talk with a guy in my head! I can't even do it with me in my head! Kathy Morningside : New Jersey, as you know, there are people who consider the Miss United States Pageant outdated and anti-feminist. What would you say to them? Gracie Hart : Well, I would have to say that I used to be one of them. And then I came here and I realized that these women are smart, terrific people who are trying to make a difference in the world. And we've become really good friends. I mean, I know we all secretly hope the other one will trip and fall flat on her face... but oh wait a minute, I've already done that! And for me this experience has been one of the most rewarding and liberating experiences of my life. Victor Melling : My god, I did it! Gracie Hart : And if anyone, anyone tries to hurt one of my new friends, I would take them out. I would make them suffer so much that they'd wish they were never born. And if they ran, I would hunt them down. Thank you, Kathy. Victor Melling : A brief shinning moment and then that mouth! Kathy Morningside : You know, you think you saved something tonight, but all you did was to destroy the dream of young women all over this country. Gracie Hart : What? You think that their dream is to get blown up? Eric Matthews : You gotta admit, part of you is going to miss this. Gracie Hart : I know I am going to miss the heels because they do something for my posture. And suddenly very aware and proud of my breasts. Eric Matthews : Funny, so am I. [after getting a pint of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream] Gracie Hart : I'm going to get chip faced. [after Eric pulls Gracie into the pool] Gracie Hart : Oh, Vic's gonna kill you. You in big trouble. Eric Matthews : You look good wet. Gracie Hart : Shut up! Eric Matthews : Maybe we could have dinner... Gracie Hart : What do you mean? Like a date? Eric Matthews : No! Just casual dinner... If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it! Gracie Hart : The last time I was this naked in public I was coming out of a uterus! Gracie Hart : Where am I gonna keep my gun? Eric Matthews : Nowhere I wanna know about! Gracie Hart : [to Victor] You know, you're gonna get yours, Henry Higgins. Kathy Morningside : Twenty-five years of bitching beauty queens and what do I get? Fired! They steal my life. They steal my beauty pageant! Gracie Hart : Hey! It is not a beauty pageant. It is a scholarship program. Kathy Morningside : Yeah, yeah. Gracie Hart : YES! Gracie Hart : There's something I can do for the talent, that I know how to do it since High School. Victor Melling : You're not gonna have sex on stage. Gracie Hart : I didn't know that was an option alright? All I have to do is call room service. Gracie Hart : Oh my gosh, it's the crown! Victor Melling : Yes, you can taste it now can't you! [Gracie is taken to the stage pointing at her head] Victor Melling : You will wear the crown, be the crown! You are the crown! Gracie Hart : You ate pizza, you stole panties! You're a wild woman! Victor Melling : The interview is the most important part of the pageant. It counts for 30 percent of your total score. Gracie Hart : What's the other 70 percent, cleavage? Victor Melling : In place of relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun! Gracie Hart : Oh, *I* have sarcasm? When every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdain? Victor Melling : Ah! But that is because I am a miserable, grumpy elitist - and that works for me! Eric Mathhews : Hart, listen to me. I've waited five years to run my own op. You think i'd blow it on the wrong girl? Gracie Hart : No no no I know the only reason you picked me was because I was the only one who looked half decent in a bikini and wasn't on maternity leave. Eric Mathhews : No, that's why they *let* me pick you. You wanna know why i picked you? Gracie Hart : Lost a bet? Eric Mathhews : Because you're smart. You're funny. You're easy to talk to when you're not armed. Look, give yourself a break. Cut Vic and the other pagent ladies some slack cause if they ever get a chance to see what I see then... they're gonna love you. Gracie Hart : Sir, that is one really really purple Russian, sir! Movie Title: Murder by Numbers (2002) as Cassie: Cassie : Welcome to Homicide. Cassie : You get one life, and whatever you do with it, and whatever is done to you, you've got to face that. You can't pretend it didn't happen. Cassie : Do you know why they call me the hyena? Sam : No, why do they? Cassie : Female hyena's have a kind of mock penis, you figure it out. Sam : He doesn't fit the profile. Cassie : The profile doesn't fit the profile. Cassie : Look it's not just about sex, okay? I really respect you as a person. [laughs] Sam : What are you doing? Cassie : It's called sex. It's fun, you should try it. Cassie : Fine then, what do you want? Sam : Right now? This. Cassie : Can you do me a favor? Lean over and whisper something in my ear. Sam : [whispering] You know what I said about getting different partners. Cassie : Are you serious? Sam : [still whispering] I take that back. Cassie : Did you find the videotape? [Sam nods] Cassie : It's a freakin' baboon hair! Movie Title: Forces of Nature (1999) as Sarah Lewis: Ben Holmes : Are you going to be here when I get back? Sarah Lewis : You know me. Ben Holmes : I would not presume. Sarah Lewis : I don't deserve heaven. Ben Holmes : Oh Sarah, you deserve so much more than you think you do. Sarah Lewis : Two wayward travellers stuck in a Geo with a guy named Vic. Sarah Lewis : What other options do we have? We have no options. None! Ben Holmes : Yet somehow they seem more appealing than this. Movie Title: Demolition Man (1993) as LeninaHuxley / Lenina Huxley: Lenina Huxley : I was wondering if you would like to have sex? John Spartan : With you? Here? Now? [Lenina nods] John Spartan : Oh, yeah. [after futuristic, contact-free "sex."] John Spartan : I was thinkin' we could do it the old-fashioned way. Lenina Huxley : You mean... *fluid transfer*? Lenina Huxley : [stamping her foot] John Spartan, I wish for you to leave my domicile immediately! Lenina Huxley : Let's go blow this guy. John Spartan : Away! Blow him *away*! Lenina Huxley : [sotto voce] Sanctimonious asshole. Moral Statute Machine : Lenina Huxley, you are fined one-half credit for a sotto voce violation of the Verbal Morality Statute. Lenina Huxley : Looks like there's a new shepherd in town. [Spartan gives her an exasperated look] John Spartan : That's sheriff. Lenina Huxley : Chief, you can take this job, and you can shovel it. John Spartan : "Take this job, and *shovel* it." Lenina Huxley : Yeah? John Spartan : Close enough. Lenina Huxley : Looks like he matched his meet. You really licked his ass. Lenina Huxley : Transfer of bodily fluids? Do you know what that leads to? John Spartan : Yeah, I do! Smoking, kids, a desire to raid the fridge. Lenina Huxley : I find this lack of stimulus to be truly disappointing, don't you think? Warden Smithers : I try not to. However, you're young. Think all you want. Lenina Huxley : [sotto voce] Sanctimonious asshole. Machine on wall: Lenina Huxley, you are fined one-half credit for a sotto voce violation of the Verbal Morality Statute. Lenina Huxley : That is correct, money is out-moded. All transactions are through code. John Spartan : Alright, so he can't buy food or a place to stay for the night. And, it would be a waste of time to mug somebody. Unless he rips off somebody's hand, and let's hope he doesn't figure that one out. LeninaHuxley : I have, in fact, perused some newsreels in the Schwartzenegger Library. JohnSpartan : Hold it. The Schwartzenegger Library? LeninaHuxley : Yes. The Schwartzenegger Presidential Library. Wasn't he an actor when you... JohnSpartan : But how? He was President? LeninaHuxley : Yes! Even though he wasn't born in this country, his popularity at the time caused the 61st Amendment which states... JohnSpartan : I don' wanna know. President. John Spartan : But there's just one thing I wanna know... Lenina Huxley : [grunts] John Spartan : [last lines] How's that damn 3 seashell thing work? Movie Title: Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) as Annie Porter: Annie Porter : I've been in worse situations than this, and panic does not help, trust me! Annie Porter : Jack, he was never the romantic type. For our anniversary he gives me pepper spray. PEPPER SPRAY. I think it's perfume. I end up in the emergency room. Annie Porter : This night seems almost too perfect. Alex Shaw : Want me to step on your feet? Annie Porter : You already did. Alex Shaw : Oh, I mean again? Annie Porter : Who's ready to party on the big boat besides me? Annie Porter : I'll swear, I'm never leaving the house again. Annie Porter : Relationships based on extreme circumstances never work out. Annie Porter : Ok, lets go out on vacation. Where? Alex Shaw : The Caribbean. Annie Porter : Oh, The Caribbean, do you have a concussion? Movie Title: Practical Magic (1998) as Sally Owens: Gary Hallet : Did you kill Jimmy Angelov? Sally Owens : Yeah, a couple of times. Sally Owens : What would you do? Gillian Owens : What wouldn't I do for the right guy? Sally Owens : [Sally's letter to Gillian] Sometimes I feel like theres a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, theres a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night, wanting. But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing... I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but, there is no man Gilly. Only that moon. Sally Owens : Since when is being a slut a crime in this family? Sally Owens : He was not a foreigner! He was from North Dakota, you asshole! Sally Owens : Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our jointed hands that finally lifted Marie's curse? I'd like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can. Sally Owens : I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. Sally Owens : And I don't want them dancing naked under the full moon! Aunt Jet Owens : No, of course. The nudity is entirely optional. As you well remember! Sally Owens : [to Gary] The reason you're here and you don't know why is because I sent for you. Sally Owens : How many times did you read my letter? What possible evidence could you have gotten from it? [Gary Hallet turns off tape recorder] Gary Hallet : You really want to know? [Sally nods her head "yes"] Gary Hallet : I must have read your letter a thousand times. [after they make a binder ring snap on a mother's finger] Sally Owens : [to Gillian] Don't do that. Gillian Owens : It wasn't me, it was you! [Both giggling] Mother: Oh I am so please to report this, and the top of the phone tree list is... wait a minute, it's Sally Owens Gillian Owens : Whooo go Sal... now that was me! Children: Witch! Witch! You're a bitch! Witch! Witch! You're a bitch! Sally Owens : You'd think after three hundred years they'd come up with a better rhyme! Sally Owens : It was the curse, wasn't it? He died because I loved him so much. Sally Owens : We were going to open a botanical shop. Where Mike would get all the ingredients and I'd make the stuff. He really loved my mint-oatmeal shaving cream. He couldn't stop eating it. Gillian Owens : [possessed by Jimmy Angelov's spirit; crying] He wants me... just me. Everyone will be all right. Let him take me... Sally Owens : Don't die on me, Gillian Owens. |
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