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 Ted Levine QuotationMovie Title: Bullet (1996) as Louis: Louis : Payback's a motherfucker. Movie Title: Wonderland (2000) as Dr. Robert Banger: Dr. Robert Banger : When the pressures of modern society become too great for a person, when one's chemical dynamic becomes such that they are unbalanced, that they cease painting within the lines, they come to us. These are the people that society would prefer just go away -- the shadow people. The shadow people that project upon us their shadow and remind us just how tenuous mental health is. Our worst fears. They remind us how easy it can be to slip. Movie Title: Crime Story (1986) as Frank Holman: Ray Luca: You can go to Cleveland or you can go to hell. Frank Holman : What a choice! I'll go to Cleveland. Frank Holman : The name's Frank Holman, that's whole man. Movie Title: Monk (2002) as Captain Stottlemeyer: Captain Stottlemeyer : [referring to Monk] How does he do it? I have two eyes, I see everything that he sees, but... I don't see what he sees. Adrian Monk : How tall are you? Captain Stottlemeyer : Six feet. Adrian Monk : Really. Captain Stottlemeyer : Five-eleven. Movie Title: Wild Wild West (1999) as McGrath: [Gordon zaps McGrath with his hypno-belt] McGrath : What's this? Artemus Gordon : Why, it's a deep, deep pool. Maybe it's your old swimming hole, General. Are you feeling sleepy? McGrath : Yes, I'm sleepy. Artemus Gordon : Good. Now you're going to be my little doggy, and when I say "speak" you're going to tell me everything I want to know. Understand? McGrath : Woof! Artemus Gordon : Good boy. Now, which scientist is that in the next room? Is it Dr. Escobar? Speak! McGrath : [panting] Woof! Woof! Artemus Gordon : You can speak words, you stupid mutt. McGrath : [Shouting] You sawed-off sadistic bastard! You've betrayed us! Dr. Arliss Loveless : My dear General, having donated half of my physical being to create a weapon capable of doing this, how did you and General Lee repay my loyalty? You surrendered at Appomattox! So who betrayed whom? Movie Title: The Silence of the Lambs (1991) as Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb : It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb : [to a mirror] Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb : YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS! Movie Title: The Mangler (1995) as Officer John Hunton: Mark Jackson : Have you considered the possibility that the machine may be haunted? Officer John Hunton : Oh yeah, Mark, that's the first thing that popped into my mind! Movie Title: Mad City (1997) as Lemke: Lemke : I don't want him understood. I want him out here and arrested. Movie Title: Evolution (2001) as Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman: Governor Lewis : You may proceed, sergeant. Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman : That's general! Governor Lewis : Not if you screw this up. Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman : Thank you Mr. Black... Harry Block : Block! Movie Title: Monk (2002) as Capt. Stottmeyer: Capt. Stottmeyer : Shoot him. Disher : I can't shoot him. Capt. Stottmeyer : Then shoot me. Capt. Stottmeyer : Monk, everything doesn't always have to add up. Adrian Monk : It kinda does. Adrian Monk : How tall are you? Capt. Stottmeyer : Six foot. Adrian Monk : Really. Capt. Stottmeyer : Five-eleven. Capt. Stottmeyer : [due to a loose snake, Monk is standing on the kitchen table of a house he and Captain Leland Stottlemeyer are investigating] Capt. Stottmeyer : I thought you were afraid of heights. Adrian Monk : Snakes trump heights. It goes germs, needles, milk, death, snakes, mushrooms, heights, crowds, elevators. Capt. Stottmeyer : Monk can't help you because well... he's... he's Monk and he's lost in Monkland. [Lt. Disher enters Capt. Stottlemeyer's office] Capt. Stottmeyer : This better be important. Disher : It is. Your wife's here. Capt. Stottmeyer : Stall her. [Capt. Stottlemeyer set up a desk waterfall and hurriedly fills it with coffee as Karen Stottlemeyer enters] Karen: You like the waterfall? Capt. Stottmeyer : Yes. Karen: Is that coffee? Capt. Stottmeyer : It's a "Coffeefall". Capt. Stottmeyer : Did Adrian Monk just jump into a garbage truck? Sharona Fleming : Yeah. Woman: He *is* demented. Capt. Stottmeyer : We'd like permission to search your pie. Please don't make me say that again. Capt. Stottmeyer : [to the commisioner] So, you're going to let a murderer off, because you're afraid to admit YOU'RE BALD? Movie Title: The Fast and the Furious (2001) as Sgt. Tanner: Brian O'Conner: Nice crib, sarge. It's a lot better than that last place you confiscated. Sgt. Tanner : Eddie Fisher built it for Elizabeth Taylor back in the fifties. Brian O'Conner: See? Even the cops in Hollywood are Hollywood. [after Johnny Tran is arrested] Agent Bilkins : DVD players were purchased legally. All we've got on Tran and his boys are some low-rent weapons charges and some outstanding speeding tickets. Sgt. Tanner : So, they're out. Agent Bilkins : Father bailed them out. Is this the kind of intelligence I can except from you, O'Connor? Brian : What, you're gonna pin this on me? Agent Bilkins : Hey, I can pin this on whoever I want to. Perks of the job. Sgt. Tanner : Are you going native on me, Brian? Muse : I think the sister's clouding his judgement. Brian : What was that? Muse : Hey, I don't blame you. I get off on her surveillance photos too. Movie Title: Joy Ride (2001) as Rusty Nail: Rusty Nail : I was just playing. Rusty Nail : Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane? Lewis : Rusty Nail? Rusty Nail : [on the phone] Ya know what I really get a kick out of? Pretending the person I'm talking to is right next to me. Right next to me... [Over the CB radio] Rusty Nail : You know, Black Sheep, you really oughtta get that fixed. Fuller : Get what fixed? 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