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    Hal Smith Quotation






    Movie Title: Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (1966) as Owl:



    Owl : Blast it all. Gopher: Good idea. Dynamite. Save time.
    Owl : What's the charge? Gopher: Oh about seven sticks of dynamite.
    Owl : No, no, the cost. The charge in money. Gopher: No charge account. I work strictly cash.
    Owl : Obviously, but I should think... Gopher: I can't stand lollygagging around all day, I've a tight schedule. [Falls down a hole] Gopher: Aaaaaaaahh. If you think it over, let me know. You've got the card, I'm not in the book you know.
    Owl : Oh. Well, he's gone.
    Winnie the Pooh : After all, he's not in the book you know.
    Owl : Oh.

    Movie Title: Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983) as Collector for the Poor #1 / Marley:



    Marley : Scrooge, remember when I was alive I robbed from widows and swindled the poor?
    Scrooge : Yes, and all in the same day. Oh, you had class, Jacob.
    Marley : Ha-yuk. Yup. Er, no, no! I was wrong. And as punishment, I'm forced to carry these heavy chains for eternity. Maybe even longer.


    Collector for the Poor #2 : We're collecting for the poor.
    Scrooge : Oh. Aha. Well, you realize if you give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore, will they? And if they're not poor anymore then you won't have to raise money for them anymore. And if you don't have to raise money for them anymore, then you'd be out of a job. Oh please, Gentlemen, don't ask me to put you out of a job. Not on Christmas eve.
    Collector for the Poor #1 : Oh we wouldn't do that, Mr. Scrooge.
    Scrooge : [Giving them a wreath] Well then, I suggest you give this to the poor and be gone.


    Marley : Tonight, you will be visited by three spirits [holds up two fingers]
    Marley : . Listen to'em. Do what they say, or your chains will be heavier than mine. Farewell, Ebenezer.
    Scrooge : Marley, watch out for that first... [Marley goes crashing down the stairs]
    Scrooge : Step.





    Movie Title: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) as Owl:



    Eeyore : W-O-L. That spells owl.
    Owl : Bless my soul! So it does!





    Movie Title: Garfield in the Rough (1984) as Dicky Beaver:


    [describing the panther]
    Dicky Beaver : What it did to a friend of mine is too ghastly to repeat.





    Movie Title: The Andy Griffith Show (1960) as Otis Campbell:



    Otis Campbell : Every man needs a hobby.
    Barney Fife : But, Otis; you ain't got a hobby!
    Otis Campbell : I do have a hobby; drinkin'!





    Movie Title: Davey and Goliath (1962) as Goliath:


    [repeated line]
    Goliath : I don't know, Davey...

       
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