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 Gailard Sartain QuotationMovie Title: The Spitfire Grill (1996) as Sheriff Walsh: Nahum Goddard : Who do you supposed is gonna keep an eye on her? Sheriff Walsh : Well, if she's working at the Spitfire, I'd guess everyone. Movie Title: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990) as Chuck: Chuck : We're sorry, Ernest, Bobby didn't know the mace can was loaded. Chuck : This guy is in love! L-U-V! Ernest is in love. Ernest and Charlotte sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first come love, then comes marriage, then comes Ernest pushing a baby carriage. Movie Title: The Hollywood Knights (1980) as Bimbeau: Officer Clark : Don't you think I'd look good in a moustache? Bimbeau : You'd be perfect. You'd be a perfect horse's ass. Bimbeau : I'm here to tell you buttholes something, this shit is way out of line! Bimbeau : It does have a little wang to it, but it's still good. [repeated line to a little boy] Bimbeau : You little son of a bitch! Movie Title: Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) as Ed Couch: Ed Couch : What the hell's this? Evelyn Couch : That's a low cholesterol meal. Happy Valentine's. Ed Couch : God! Are you trying to kill me? Evelyn Couch : If I was gonna kill you, I'd use my hands. Movie Title: The All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy: For Love or Mummy (1999) as Hardy: Hardy : We've got to split up. Laurel : Don't you want to try counseling. Hardy : It's far too expensive. Not that kind of split up! Hardy : Dream boat...that's what she'll say when she sees me... Laurel : When I see you, I think tug boat Hardy : Well Stanley, when your the biggest dog on the porch, no one will care how loud you bark! Laurel : Your bark is worse than your over-bite... Laurel : Say, when you were in Egypt, did you happen to see the Eifel Tower? Hardy : Stanley, The Eiffel Tower is not in Egypt...it's in Indiana! Movie Title: Mississippi Burning (1988) as Sheriff Ray Stuckey: Sheriff Ray Stuckey : Do you like baseball, do you, Anderson? Anderson : Yeah, I do. You know, it's the only time when a black man can wave a stick at a white man and not start a riot. Mayor Tilman : Fact is, we got two cultures down here: a white culture, and a colored culture. Now, that's the way it always has been, and that's the way it always will be. Anderson : Rest of America don't see it that way, Mr. Mayor. Sheriff Ray Stuckey : Rest of America don't mean jack shit. You in Mississippi now. Movie Title: Roadie (1980) as B. B. Muldoone: B. B. Muldoone : Uh oh. Travis has a brainlock. |
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