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 Ving Rhames Quotation"Be careful: The toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you'll be kissing tomorrow." "I bought a new house ... It's just a little, you know, I hate to say it, but even looking at the sort of money that they spend on films now, and looking at the problems that we have in the world, it's a little ridiculous ... I just think that the industry is out of hand and something's gonna give eventually." Movie Title: Dave (1993) as Duane: Dave : The president and the first lady... what is that? How long has that been going on? Duane : I can't say. Dave : You mean, you don't know, or "you can't say"? Duane : I can't say. Dave : You know, I've always wondered about you guys. You know, about how you're trained to take a bullet for the president? Duane : What about it? Dave : Is that really true? I mean, would you let yourself be killed to save his life? Duane : Certainly. Dave : So, now that means you'd get killed for me too. Movie Title: Body Count (1998) as Pike: Pike : The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you'll be kissing tomorrow. Movie Title: Out of Sight (1998) as Buddy Bragg: Buddy Bragg : Here ma'am. Let me help you with these. Beautiful young lady like you shouldn't be carrying groceries. Let a man do that for you. Parking Lot Woman : Now, I didn't ask you for help, so don't expect a tip. Buddy Bragg : Oh, that's okay ma'am. I'll just take your car. Buddy Bragg : You want to take her to my place, get cleaned up, come out of the bathroom with your aftershave on, and she goes "Oh! I had you all wrong." Movie Title: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) as Ryan: Aki : This mission was well worth the lives of you and your men. Jane Proudfoot : "Men"? Ryan : She thinks you're a man. Jane Proudfoot : I think she's an idiot. Neil : I know you're not a man. Jane Proudfoot : I think YOU'RE an idiot too. Ryan : PLEASE tell me we're risking our lives for that little plant. Jane Proudfoot : I wouldn't even call it a plant; I'd call it a weed. Neil : I wouldn't even call it a weed. Neil : Speak to me, Sarge. Ryan : Ouch. [Neil and Ryan tamper with an elevator with passengers Grey and Aki.] Jane Proudfoot : What do you think you're doing? Neil : We're just gonna stall them for a little while... Hey, don't look at me, it was HIS idea. Jane Proudfoot : This was YOUR idea? Ryan : We're just helping the Captain out a little. Have you seen the way he looks at her? Neil : Yeah, Jane, where's your sense of romance? Ryan : Two. Coming from the eighth wall. Movie Title: Entrapment (1999) as Aaron Thibadeaux: Aaron Thibadeaux : Well, this looks like the end of a terrible friendship. Aaron Thibadeaux : You wanna tell me why my car looks like you drove it off a fuckin' cliff? You owe me 140G's. Movie Title: Homicide (1991) as Randolph: Bobby Gold : You sorry fucking sack of shit. You shot my partner. Randolph : Yeah, man, and you could have paid me back if you would have brought your gun. That was your mistake, man. Movie Title: Lilo & Stitch (2002) as Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. Nani : Lilo! There you are, "Honey Face!" This is Mr..."Bubbles." Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Nice to meet you. Lilo : Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't... *look* like a social worker. Mr. Cobra Bubbles : I'm a special classification. Lilo : Did you ever kill anyone? Mr. Cobra Bubbles : We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy? Lilo : I'm adjusted. [Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back] Lilo : I eat four food groups and look both ways befroe crossing the street... and take long naps... and get disciplined? Mr. Cobra Bubbles : "Disciplined?" Lilo : Yeah! She disciplines me real good. Sometimes fives times a day! With bricks! Mr. Cobra Bubbles : "Bricks?" Lilo : Uh huh... in a pillow case... Lilo : Did you ever... kill anyone? Mr. Cobra Bubbles : We're getting off-subject here. [meeting the social worker after unknowingly damaging his car] Nani : You must be... Mr. Cobra Bubbles : The "stupidhead." Nani : Oh. Ohhhh! Listen, I am really sorry about that, and if I had known who you were, of course I would never ever... I can pay for that. Mr. Cobra Bubbles : It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question? Nani : Yes, I'm Nani, nice to meet you Mr... Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Bubbles. Nani : Mr. "Bubbles?" That's a strange... Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Yes I know. Are you going to invite me in, "Nani?" Mr. Cobra Bubbles : [to Lilo] Aliens are all about rules. Grand Councilwoman : You look familiar... Mr. Cobra Bubbles : CIA. Roswell. 1973 Grand Councilwoman : Ah yes. You had hair then. Movie Title: The People Under the Stairs (1991) as Leroy: Leroy : He came at me like an airplane or something! Leroy : Just because a man's lying down doesn't mean he's dead! Leroy : Yeah, and maybe the President will make me Secretary of Pussy. Leroy : We done popped this house's cherry. Movie Title: Don King: Only in America (1997) as Don King: [In a restroom] Boxer: Aren't you gonna wash your hands? Don King : I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick. Don King : Black people don't get no credit for nothing. All we've got is one word. That word is motherfucker. Don King : I had a moment of religious epiphanosity. Don King : It's entertainment, baby! You love my black ass! 'Cause I'm exciting! [About Mike Tyson biting off Evander Holyfield's ear] Don King : Y'all probably blame me for that. If it were Bob Aram, you'd say, 'There was nothing he could do.' But you blame me, black devil motherfucker. Let me tell you something: Tyson will be heavyweight champ again. And this time, you'll pay twice as much to see it. Why? Because y'all part of the same hypocrisy. Don King : Y'know who's a motherfucker? The devil's a motherfucker. [Last line] Don King : For those out of you out there saying this and that, remember this: there've been many boxers to enter the ring, but there's only one king. Don King : I don't see you making a movie about Bob Arum. Don King : If you didn't have Don King, you'd have to invent him. Movie Title: Mission: Impossible (1996) as Luther Stickell: Luther Stickell : You really think we can do this. Ethan Hunt : We're going to do it. Ethan Hunt : So, how does it feel to be a solid citizen again? Luther Stickell : Man, I don't know. I'm gonna miss bein' disreputable. Ethan Hunt : Well, Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I'll always think of you that way. Luther Stickell : [about a previous computer hack] There was never any physical evidence I had anything to do with that... that... that wonderful piece of work. Luther Stickell : Reach your folks? [Ethan nods] Luther Stickell : How do they feel? Ethan Hunt : About what? Luther Stickell : The apology from the Justice Department, VIP treatment. You know, the whole nine yards. Ethan Hunt : Well, my mom was a little confused how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida Keys. Movie Title: Casualties of War (1989) as Lt. Reilly: Lt. Reilly : So what was I doing in jail? What I was doing, let me advise you, was fixin' to shoot some mothafucka's working in that hospital, that's what I was doing. Movie Title: Dawn of the Dead (2004) as Kenneth: Kenneth : Is everyone there dead? Steve : Dead-ish. Kenneth : Is everyone there dead? Steve : Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of fell down, and then got up, and they're eating each other. Kenneth : [writing on a board to Andy who is stranded on a rooftop across the parking lot] Fort Pastor gone. No help coming. Andy: [writing a response back] So what's the bad news? Kenneth : Fuck Y'all Kenneth : If I put my foot up yo' ass, would that be your problem? CJ : [turning his gun on Kenneth] You can take your ass over to the Quality Inn if it's still there, Shaq. CJ : Not to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bullshit. Then, we're gonna drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this fucking asshole's boat? [Points to Steve] CJ : And head for some island that for all we know doesn't even exist? Kenneth : Yeah. Tucker : Pretty much, yeah. Ana : [Nods her head] Michael : Yeah. Steve : [Gives a sarcastically enthusiastic "thumb up"] CJ : Okay... I'm in. Kenneth : [pointing a gun at Ana] Say something. Ana : Please... Ana : I've got this one Kenneth : Damn... Kenneth : What about Fort Pastor? Andre : Maybe if you had wings, the road's thick with those muthafuckas that way... Kenneth : How do you know? Andre : We just tried... Michael : back when there was eight of us... Movie Title: Pulp Fiction (1994) as Marsellus Wallace / Marsellus: Marsellus : In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it. Butch : In the fifth, my ass goes down. [after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists] Butch : You okay? Marsellus : Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. Butch : What now? Marsellus : What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. Butch : I meant what now between me and you? Marsellus : Oh, that "what now." I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more. Butch : So we cool? Marsellus : Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal? Butch : Deal. Marsellus : Get your ass out of here. [Marcellus is telling Butch to take a dive] Marsellus : The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps. Marsellus : I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass. Jules : I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly." Marsellus : You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the moterfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly. Jules : You sending the Wolf? Marsellus Wallace : Oh, you feel better, motherfucker? Jules : [relieved] Shit, negro, that's all you had to say. Butch Coolidge : Are you ok? Marsellus Wallace : No. I'm pretty fucking far from ok. Movie Title: Rosewood (1997) as Mann: Mann : There ain't enough bullets in the world for all them crackers. Movie Title: Mission: Impossible II (2000) as Luther Stickell: Billy Baird : You OK, mate? Luther Stickell : That punk put a hole in my Versace. [steps in sheep droppings] Luther Stickell : Shit. Ethan Hunt : Yes it is. Luther Stickell : The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do. [Nyah is standing right in front of Ethan] Luther Stickell : [over radio] Ethan, Nyah's in the building. Do you copy? Ethan Hunt : [dryly, into radio] Thank you. Movie Title: Striptease (1996) as Shad: Shad : Do I look like I follow politics? Nico : What are you, nuts?! Shad : Yeah, psycho. Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. I have a kick-your-ass fetish. Shad : "Free Willy" back yet? Video Clerk : Still out. Shad : People are pigs! Sit on movies like they own 'em! |
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