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 Jamie Foxx QuotationMovie Title: Ali (2001) as "Bundidni" Brown: "Bundidni" Brown : God don't love us! We be. "Bundidni" Brown : Free ain't easy. Free is real. And real's a motherfucker. "Bundidni" Brown : Now I'm Jewish and he's Muslim, and because of that he tells me I need to give up certain things, like pork and white women... I can give up the Pork, but the white women? God Damn, how the hell do you do that? "Bundidni" Brown : I'm the only normal one left around here. I'm a black Jew, I'm half drunk and I cant read. Movie Title: Any Given Sunday (1999) as Willie 'Alien' Beamen: Willie 'Alien' Beamen : I'm trying to win coach. I ain't trying to disrespect nobody, but winning is the only thing I respect. Movie Title: Bait (2000) as Alvin: Julio : [Slamming Alvin against Ramundo's car] Your brother fucked us! Ramundo : What the fuck are you doing? This is my fucking car man! This is my baby. Julio : Sorry. [Slamming Alvin against the wall] Julio : Your brother fucked us! Ramundo : So, Stevie's fucking my girl right? Alvin : Well I think that's a point you're going to have to take with Stevie. Julio : Well maybe Stevie isn't around to make a...point with anyone. Ramundo : What the fuck are you saying? Julio : I'm saying that Stevie didn't show. Ramundo : Well just say it! Stop being so fucking complex! Julio : I'm not complex, you're complex! Alvin : Listen guys, do I have to be around for this? Julio , Ramundo : Shut up! Movie Title: Booty Call (1997) as Bunz: Rushon : So Lysti, can I ask you a hypothetical question? Have you ever had a man wait seven weeks to "hit that"? Nikki : What're you asking HER for? She never made a man wait thirty minutes. Bunz : [sniff sniff] Do I smell a whore? Bunz : [angry at store owners] Ya see? This is why I'm in favor of the Immigration Reform Program, because you mothafuckas are straight off the boat, and you're already fuckin' with people! [Lysterine does not approve of the man smoking in the Chinese Restaurant.] Bunz : I'll take care of this. [walks to man's table] Bunz : [in Chinese] Excuse me, Sir. If you don't put out the smoke, my boy and I won't be getting any ass tonight. Ug Lee : [in Chinese] Oh? No problem. [puts out smoke] Bunz : [in Chinese] You're the man! [walks back to their table] Bunz : [smiling] Heh heh... I guess you thought I was just some common ol' hoodrat, huh? Lysterine : [in Chinese] Oh I still do. Movie Title: The Players Club (1998) as Blue: Blue : I just don't understand exactly why you're charging me twenty percent interest on the money that you loaned me, when you already taking thirty percent out of my check. Dollar Bill : Welcome to the strippin' game, partner. Blue, you ain't nothin'. All you do is spin records, that's all you do. Who'd you think you is, DJ Quick? Kid Kapri? Oh, then you must be Jimmie Walker. Blue you ain't nut-zin! You don't deserve nut-zin, you don't get nut-zin. You get what I give you. I got a contract betwinx me and you that say you do what I tell you to do. Therefore, shut the fuck, don't say nothin to me, don't even look at me. Tell you what, you better get on up outta my office and outta my face, before you get swole. Blue : Hey, Bill, I... Dollar Bill : Hay for horses, hay for horses... Blue : I didn't try to come up here and cheat you out of... Dollar Bill : Blue, let me tell you somethin'. Blue, if I raise up, gonna be trouble... trouble, so go walk it off. Dollar Bill : Blue, if have to raise out this chair gon' be trouble, trouble! Blue : Dollar, I ain't tryin' to... Dollar Bill : Now git out my face, before you git swole! Blue : Comin' to the stage now is a woman who's been in the game since Kunta Kente was big ballin' and shot callin'. They say tricks are for kids and she got four of them mother fuckers! Let's give it up for 'Trix'! Movie Title: Collateral (2004) as Max: Max : Hey! Hey, he fell on the cab! I think he's dead. Vincent : Good guess. Max : You... you killed him? Vincent : No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him. Max : I can't drive you around while you're killing folks. It ain't my job! Vincent : Tonight it is. Vincent : Okay, look, here's the deal. Man, you were gonna drive me around tonight, never be the wiser, but El Gordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into Plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it. Max : I Ching? What are you talking about, man? You threw a man out of a window. Vincent : I didn't throw him. He *fell* Max : Well what did he do to you? Vincent : What? Max : What did he do to *you*? Vincent : Nothing. I only met him tonight. Max : You just met him once and you killed him like that? Vincent : What? I should only kill people after I get to know them? [from trailer] Vincent : Slow down! Max : Shoot me! [discussing Vincent's career as a hitman] Max : How long have you been doing this? In case anyone asks? Vincent : About six years in the private sector. [after Vincent and Max load a corpse into the cab's trunk] Vincent : Lets go. Max : Hey, why don't you just take the cab? Vincent : Take the cab? Max : Yeah, you take it. I'll - I'll chill. I'll - I'll just chill. They don't even know who's driving these things half the time anyway. They never check or anything. Okay... so... just - just take it. You, me... Vincent : You promise not to tell anybody right? Max : Yeah... yeah... yeah... promise. Vincent : Get in the fucking car. Max : Man, j-just take the cab it's yours. I d-don't want any part in this. Vincent : What? Max : You can have my cab man, I'll just s-sit here and chill. Vincent : You promise not to tell anyone? Max : Yeah man, of course. Vincent : Get the fuck in the cab. Max : I'm sorry. Felix : Sorry? Sorry does not put humpty dumpty back together again. [Max is on the radio dispatch with his boss, Lenny] Max : Yeah, Lenny, what's up? It's me. Lenny: I just got off the phone with the cops. Their sergeant called and said you brought the cab in? Max : Yeah, so? Lenny: So, aside from I hate talking to the cops, and them telling me you crashed the damn cab? Max : No, I - No, I got crashed *into.* I didn't ... Lenny: I don't care what, when, and why, you're paying. [Vincent is trying to think of what Max should say] Vincent : [to Max] It was an accident. You're not liable. Max : It was an accident. I'm not liable. Lenny: I'm thinking you're liable. It's coming out of your pocket. Vincent : [to Max] You tell him to stick this cab up his fat ass. Max : I can't do that, that's my boss. Vincent : So? Max : I *need* my job. Vincent : No, you don't. Vincent : Max, six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy. Max : Well, who was he? Vincent : What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda? Max : Yes, I know Rwanda. Vincent : Well, tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max? Max : What? Vincent : Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit. Max : Man, I don't know any Rwandans. Vincent : You don't know the guy in the trunk, either. Max : How do you like being a lawyer? Annie : What are you, psychic? Max : Little bit. There's the dark pin-stripe suit, elegant, not too flashy, that rules out advertising, plus a top-drawer briefcase that you live out of. And the purse. A Bottega. Anyway, a man gets in my cab with a sword, I figure he's a sushi chef. You: Clarence Darrow. Vincent : What's your name? Max : Max. Vincent : Max. I'm Vincent. [over the dispatch system] Lenny: You still there? I'm talking to you. Max. Max! Vincent : He's not paying you a damn thing! Lenny: Who the hell is this? Vincent : Albert Ricardo, Assistant U.S. Attorney, a passenger in this cab, and I'm reporting you to the D.M.V. Lenny: Whoa, let's not - Let's not get excited. Vincent : "Not get excited?" How am I supposed to not get excited? Listen, you try to extort a working man. You know damn well your collision policy and general liability umbrella will cover the damages. And what are you trying to pull, you sarcastic prick? Lenny: I was just trying to - Vincent : Tell it to him! [to Max] Vincent : Tell him he's an asshole. Go ahead. Max : [to Lenny] You're an asshole. Vincent : Tell him, if he pulls any shit again, you're gonna stick this yellow cab up his fat ass. Max : [to Lenny] And next time you pull any shit, I'm gonna... I'm gonna have to stick this yellow cab up... up your fat ass. |
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