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 Pamela Hayden QuotationMovie Title: The Simpsons Road Rage (2001) as Milhouse: Milhouse : I feel barfy! Milhouse : Take me home please. I've got to recover from a wedgie. Movie Title: The Simpsons (1989) as Actor Marge / Janey / Janey Powell / Rod Flanders / Milhouse: Bart : Milhouse. You were supposed to be the night watchman. Milhouse : I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over. Bart : Wow, I wonder where all the rats are going to go... [the rats run over to Moe's] Moe : All right, everybody tuck your pants into your socks. Milhouse : Bart, I don't want you to see me cry. Bart : Aw come on, I see you cry all the time. You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when we're out of chocolate milk, you cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over. Milhouse : Well, I didn't want you to see me cry THIS time. Milhouse : [while leading Bart into a cave] This is where I come to cry. Milhouse : It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy. [In a comic book store] Milhouse : I need a mask to hide my face. What have you got for five dollars? Comic Book Guy : For a paltry five dollars all I can offer you is a mask from the discount bin. You have your choice of Richard Nixon or Bart Simpson. Milhouse : Why do you have masks of Bart? Comic Book Guy : One came free with every box of Bart Simpson action figures. Milhouse : Why does Bart have his own action figures? Comic Book Guy : They were a marketing tie-in with the comic book. Milhouse : Why does Bart have a comic book? Comic Book Guy : Your questions have become more redundant and annoying then the last three "Highlander" movies. Bart : Man, I'm so bored. Milhouse : Wait until we're teenagers, then we'll be happy. [Lisa has been caught looking out the window at Nelson during band practise] Class: Lisa likes Nelson. Milhouse : She does not. Class: Milhouse likes Lisa. Janey Powell : He does not. Class: Janie likes Milhouse. Professor Ludwig : NOBODY likes Milhouse. Mr. Burns : If the house catches fire, call this number. Actor Marge : Uh-huh. The fire department. Mr. Burns : Yes. They're new. But they're good. [after getting school uniforms] Bart : These uniforms suck. Actor Marge : Bart, where did you pick up words like that? Homer : [on the phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked. Actor Marge : Homer. Homer : Oh, I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are lookin' at me. [Lisa, home with the mumps, watches a soap opera with Marge] Lisa : Gee, is it always this good? Actor Marge : Mmmmm, I don't know. I just dip in and out. I'm only watching today because Randi is coming out of a coma, and she knows the phony prince's body is hidden in the boathouse. Lionel Hutz : Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. Actor Marge : Is that bad? Lionel Hutz : Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly", and replace "dog" with "son". [playing a religious board game] Lisa : Where are the dice? Todd Flanders : Daddy says dice are wicked. Rod Flanders : We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way. Janey : Well, that was a waste of time. Lisa : Janey, school is never a waste of time. Ms. Hoover: Class, since we have fifteen minutes until recess, please put your pencils down and stare at the front of the room. Milhouse : Oh boy, a carnival. Milhouse : But my mom says I'm cool. Milhouse : Hey Bart, check out my new earring. Pretty cool, huh? Bart : Milhouse, my mom wears earrings. Do you think she's cool? Milhouse : No, I think she's HOT! Sorry, it just slipped out. [Bart and Milhouse are watching the original Itchy cartoon] Milhouse : [reading] "Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman." Watch out, Itchy. He's Irish. Milhouse : I can't go to juvie, they use guys like me as currency. Milhouse : I fear to watch, yet I cannot look away. Milhouse : Step over this line and say that. I'll kick your butt... at Nintendo. Nelson : HA HA. Milhouse : I think he's really hurt, Nelson. Nelson : I said, "HA HA." Bart : Well, Milhouse. Ready to imitate that Jackass show? Milhouse : The disclaimers make me want to do it more. Nelson : I can't sing without dancing. N Sync: Fine. Thrust, spin, turn, pivot, pout, jiggy, jiggy, robot, dosido, and close with a Matrix. Nelson : Nobody pouts going into a jiggy. Milhouse : Yeah, that's stupid. Ralph : I want to twirl. [Bart has sold his soul to Milhouse] Milhouse : A pleasure doing business with you. Bart : Anytime, chummm... p. Bart : Come join us, Lisa, it's so cool. You get to stay up all night drinking blood. Milhouse : And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies. [after Bart and Milhouse are left in charge of the comic book shop] Milhouse : Okay, here's Comic Book Guy's instructions: A carton of malted milk balls, one box confectioner's sugar, a can of chocolate frosting... Bart : That's just his shopping list. Milhouse : No, it's his instructions. |
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