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![]() Warren Clarke QuotationMovie Title: Dalziel and Pascoe (1996) as Det. Supt. Dalziel: Det. Supt. Dalziel : Did you find any drugs? DC Seymour: No-one mentioned anything about looking for drugs. Det. Supt. Dalziel : No-one mentioned anything about Barbary apes, but if you'd seen a couple of them fornicating on the kitchen table, likely you'd have mentioned it. Movie Title: Blow Dry (2001) as Tony: Brian Allen : Tony can anyone enter? Tony : No professionals only! Brian Allen : I am a professional! Movie Title: The Deputy (2004) as Bob Galway: Security Guard : I need to see your pass. Bob Galway : I've lost it. Security Guard : Lost it? Bob Galway : Yes, "lost". As in "I've just lost my job as a security guard." [Security guard reluctantly lets Bob Galway into building] Movie Title: Dalziel and Pascoe: Bones and Silence (1998) as Detective Superintendent Andrew Dalziel: Detective Superintendent Andrew Dalziel : Did you find any drugs? DC Seymour : No-one mentioned anything about looking for drugs. Detective Superintendent Andrew Dalziel : No-one mentioned anything about Barbary apes, but if you'd seen a couple of them fornicating on the kitchen table, likely you'd have mentioned it. Movie Title: Firefox (1982) as Upenskoy: Upenskoy : Gant, can you fly that plane? Really fly it? Maj. Gant : Yeah, I can fly it. I'm the best there is. Upenskoy : [Indicating a gun] : You can use this? Maj. Gant : Yeah, I can use it. Upenskoy : Good. DON'T, unless it's absolutely necessary. Upenskoy : Don't say anything. Your words would be useless, maybe even insulting. Just fly the damn plane. Upenskoy : Fighting city hall, as you put it, is a freedom we do not enjoy. Movie Title: Top Secret! (1984) as Colonel von Horst: [on train at checkpoint] Nick Rivers : Where are they taking him? Colonel von Horst : They are not taking him anywhere. [gunshot is heard off screen] Movie Title: Blackadder the Third (1987) as Josiah Hardwood: Josiah Hardwood : I'd no sooner place my daughter in the hands of a man who didn't love her as I'd place my john thomas in the hands of a lunatic with a pair of scissors. Blackadder : Sir. I come as emissary of his highness the Prince of Wales with the most splendid of news. He wants your lovely daughter for his wife. Josiah Hardwood : [Disgusted] Well his wife can't have her. It's outrageous that you should come here with such a suggestion. [Rising angrily] Josiah Hardwood : Mind sir or I shall take off my belt and by thunder, me trousers will fall down. Movie Title: A Clockwork Orange (1971) as Dim: [Alex has just struck Dim on the legs] Dim : What did you do that for? Alex : For being a bastard with no manners, you haven't a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother! Dim : I don't like you should do what you've done and I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be. Alex : Watch that, do watch that O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou, dost wist? Dim : Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime. I'm not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it. Alex : A nozh scrap anytime you say. Dim : Doobiedoob, a bit tired maybe, best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right-right? |
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