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    Warren Clarke Quotation







    Movie Title: Dalziel and Pascoe (1996) as Det. Supt. Dalziel:



    Det. Supt. Dalziel : Did you find any drugs? DC Seymour: No-one mentioned anything about looking for drugs.
    Det. Supt. Dalziel : No-one mentioned anything about Barbary apes, but if you'd seen a couple of them fornicating on the kitchen table, likely you'd have mentioned it.

    Movie Title: Blow Dry (2001) as Tony:



    Brian Allen : Tony can anyone enter?
    Tony : No professionals only!
    Brian Allen : I am a professional!





    Movie Title: The Deputy (2004) as Bob Galway:



    Security Guard : I need to see your pass.
    Bob Galway : I've lost it.
    Security Guard : Lost it?
    Bob Galway : Yes, "lost". As in "I've just lost my job as a security guard." [Security guard reluctantly lets Bob Galway into building]





    Movie Title: Dalziel and Pascoe:
    Bones and Silence (1998) as Detective Superintendent Andrew Dalziel:


    Detective Superintendent Andrew Dalziel : Did you find any drugs?
    DC Seymour : No-one mentioned anything about looking for drugs.
    Detective Superintendent Andrew Dalziel : No-one mentioned anything about Barbary apes, but if you'd seen a couple of them fornicating on the kitchen table, likely you'd have mentioned it.





    Movie Title: Firefox (1982) as Upenskoy:



    Upenskoy : Gant, can you fly that plane? Really fly it?
    Maj. Gant : Yeah, I can fly it. I'm the best there is.


    Upenskoy : [Indicating a gun] : You can use this?
    Maj. Gant : Yeah, I can use it.
    Upenskoy : Good. DON'T, unless it's absolutely necessary.


    Upenskoy : Don't say anything. Your words would be useless, maybe even insulting. Just fly the damn plane.


    Upenskoy : Fighting city hall, as you put it, is a freedom we do not enjoy.





    Movie Title: Top Secret! (1984) as Colonel von Horst:


    [on train at checkpoint]
    Nick Rivers : Where are they taking him?
    Colonel von Horst : They are not taking him anywhere. [gunshot is heard off screen]





    Movie Title: Blackadder the Third (1987) as Josiah Hardwood:



    Josiah Hardwood : I'd no sooner place my daughter in the hands of a man who didn't love her as I'd place my john thomas in the hands of a lunatic with a pair of scissors.


    Blackadder : Sir. I come as emissary of his highness the Prince of Wales with the most splendid of news. He wants your lovely daughter for his wife.
    Josiah Hardwood : [Disgusted] Well his wife can't have her. It's outrageous that you should come here with such a suggestion. [Rising angrily]
    Josiah Hardwood : Mind sir or I shall take off my belt and by thunder, me trousers will fall down.





    Movie Title: A Clockwork Orange (1971) as Dim:


    [Alex has just struck Dim on the legs]
    Dim : What did you do that for?
    Alex : For being a bastard with no manners, you haven't a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother!
    Dim : I don't like you should do what you've done and I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be.
    Alex : Watch that, do watch that O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou, dost wist?
    Dim : Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime. I'm not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.
    Alex : A nozh scrap anytime you say.
    Dim : Doobiedoob, a bit tired maybe, best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right-right?

       
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