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 Bernard Lee QuotationMovie Title: Dr. No (1962) as M: M : If you carry a 00-number it means you have license to kill, not get killed!! Movie Title: The Detective (1954) as Inspector Valentine: French Widow : [referring to smoking] Disgusting habit! French Cavalry Officer : But a very useful one sometimes. A friend of mine, Captain Chavasse of the Foreign Legion, leg half shot off. No anesthetic. Smoked a pipe all through the operation. Never felt a thing. Inspector Valentine : Good lord. What was he smoking? French Cavalry Officer : Opium. Inspector Valentine : [after failing to commandeer a taxi with a couple kissing in the back] Don't the police in France come before a pair of lovers? Inspector Dubois : In Paris, on a warm afternoon? I'm afraid not. Inspector Valentine : You'd've made things much easier for us both if you'd told us what you know of Flambeau. Father Brown : I cannot tell you what I do not know. All I know is that he walks upon two legs and his head grows above his shoulders. Inspector Valentine : [the inspector has just phoned in an all-points bulletin for a stolen milk truck] Your accomplices haven't got a chance. They'll be intercepted within half an hour. Lady Warren : Half an hour? Then you've time for a glass of sherry. Inspector Valentine : No thank you. Lady Warren : Or perhaps a glass of milk? The milkman seems to have left rather a lot today. Inspector Valentine : Well? Inspector Dubois : He is going to the wine harvest, and the grape waits for no man. Inspector Valentine : Nor does Father Brown. Movie Title: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) as M: James Bond : Who'd want to put a contract on me? M : Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless! [M stares in shock as Bond relays news of his foul-up] James Bond : And that's really all there is to it... M : So if I understand it, Scaramanga got away - in a car that sprouted wings! Q : Oh, that's perfectly feasible, sir. In fact, Q branch are working on one right now. M : Oh, shut up, Q! Where is Miss Goodnight now? James Bond : Well, Communications aren't picking up the signal from the homing device supplied by Q. Q : Rubbish! They're simply not stepping up the reception sufficiently to enable. M : Oh, Q, shut up! James Bond : He couldn't have missed me tonight. Instead, he hit some chap coming out of the club. I got quite a shock when I saw who it was. M : I should think you did. James Bond : Our missing solar-energy expert, Gibson. M : Yes, Gibson! Movie Title: Moonraker (1979) as M: Q : It's activated by nerve impulses from the wrist muscles. James Bond : Like this? [dart pierces a painting on M's wall] M : Oh, thank you, 007! Q : Be careful, will you? Now, there's ten darts: five blue-tipped, armour-piercing; five red-tipped, cyanide coated, causing death in thirty seconds. James Bond : Very novel, Q. Must get them in the stores for Christmas. Movie Title: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) as M: M : We do function in your absence, Commander. Sir Donald Munger : Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds? James Bond : Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it. M : Refreshing to hear that there is one subject you're not an expert on! James Bond : Pity about your liver, sir. Unusually fine Solera. '51, I believe. M : There is no year for sherry, 007. James Bond : I was referring to the original vintage on which the sherry is based, sir. 1851, unmistakable. Sir Donald Munger : Precisely. Movie Title: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) as M: M : Miss Moneypenny, where is 007 now? Moneypenny : He's on a mission sir. In Austria. M : Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately! [scene cuts to Bond making love to a woman] [Bond and Anya are discovered making love] M : 007! General Anatol Gogol : Triple X! Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence : Bond! What do you think you're doing? James Bond : Keeping the British end up, sir. Movie Title: Live and Let Die (1973) as M: M : I'm sure the average British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how Special Branch disperses its funds. In future, Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street. [Bond activates the watch magnet, drawing to it M's spoon] M : Good God! James Bond : Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet - at long range, or so Q claims... M : I feel very tempted to test that theory right now! |
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