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    Lloyd Kaufman Quotation


    "In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!"

    "The person who goes to the Troma movie knows that he or she may love the Troma movie or, he or she may hate the Troma movie; but the movie goer knows that he or she will never forget the Troma movie."

    I'm from the sixties but no one has ever accused me of being a hippie. I never had much interest in the Woodstock crowd, which partied to change the world, while real people were starving to death in Africa. I never liked Peter, Paul & Mary or The Carpenters and, despite being the era of "free love", I still had to pay for it.

    "I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people".

    "The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They're horrible people, they really are. Very nasty killer rabbits who hate movies. But the other 1 percent are really the greatest, most wonderful people in the world. They love movies--the art of movies and the business of the movies."



    Movie Title: In Defense of Lemmings (2004) as Lloyd, the President of Troma:



    Lloyd, the President of Troma : [in high voice] Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?... [in low voice]
    Lloyd, the President of Troma : Shut up and flush it!


    Lloyd, the President of Troma : I'm giving you gifts, I'm giving you gold. Not fool's gold, but real gold.

    Movie Title: Zombiegeddon (2003) as Bill the Janitor:



    Bill the Janitor : You f-cking fudgepacker homo zombies! You're not gonna get my chocolate canal!





    Movie Title: Orgazmo (1997) as Doctor:



    Doctor : Your balls have grown to the size of oranges and your cock has shrunk.
    Maxxx Orbison : Tell me something I don't know doc.
    Doctor : I am going to have to cut off your cock.
    Maxxx Orbison : Ha ha ha! When I get out of here. Orgazmo you'll be facing Nuddered Man. Ha ha ha!

       
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