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 Larry Fine Quotation(To Ted Healy, who was willing to pay Larry $100, but to "forget the violin): "For $100, I'll forget everything!" Movie Title: A Plumbing We Will Go (1940) as Larry: Curly : Say why don't you call your stops? Moe : This is far enough I guess. Larry : Where are we? Curly : What do you care as long as we're not in jail. Movie Title: Men in Black (1934) as Dr. Larry Fine: Hiccupping Nurse : Oh, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard! Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Dr. Moe Howard : Yes, that's true. Hiccupping Nurse : Well, then, why don't the patients eat an apple a day and save hospital expenses? Dr. Curly Howard : Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! That's a pippin! Hiccupping Nurse : Oh, I know what a pippin is. Dr. Larry Fine : You do, eh? What's a pippin? Hiccupping Nurse : Uh, a pippin is an apple with a skin on the outside. Dr. Moe Howard : Did you ever see an apple with a skin on the inside? Hiccupping Nurse : Oh, sure I did. Dr. Larry Fine : You did? Hiccupping Nurse : Uh-huh. Dr. Larry Fine : Where? Hiccupping Nurse : In homemade apple pie. [After being asked where they found their respective patients] Dr. Larry Fine : Under the bed! Dr. Moe Howard : Up on the chandelier! Dr. Graves : What did you do for him? Dr. Curly Howard : Nothing! What'd he ever do for us? Movie Title: Muscle Up a Little Closer (1957) as Larry: Moe : This is a man's job. Larry : Where will we find one? Movie Title: A Bird in the Head (1946) as Larry: Moe : Say, are you scared? Curly : No. Its silly to be scared. Larry : It sure is! Curly : Boy, am I silly... Movie Title: Dizzy Detectives (1943) as Larry: Larry : What happened? What's wrong? Curly : I'm dyin' and you start a quiz program! Moe : [whispering] It's that crook and he's wearin' a fur coat! Come on! [The Stooges come up and Moe gets the gorilla's attention by kicking him in the butt. The Stooges all point their guns at the gorilla] Moe : Stick 'em up, Ape Man! We gotcha covered! [The gorilla destroys the Stooges' guns] Moe : Hey, fellas! Look! No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that! Curly : It's real! A real chimmanypanzee! Larry : That's no chimp, ya chump! That's a gorilla! Movie Title: Sock-a-Bye Baby (1942) as Larry: Larry : Hey, what do kids eat? Moe : What do kids eat? That's easy. Soft stuff; no bones, no potato chips. What did you eat when you were a baby? Curly : Weeds. Movie Title: Tricky Dicks (1953) as Larry: Larry : You know my sister was engaged with a wooden-legged guy. Sgt. Moe : Yeah? Larry : She broke it off. Sgt. Moe : The engagement? Larry : No, the leg. Larry : Hey, you forgot something! [she slaps him in the face] Larry : That's what you forgot! Movie Title: No Census, No Feeling (1940) as Larry: Moe : Now, calm yourself. We're census takers, madam. How old are you? Larry : What address is this? Lady having bridge party : One hundred and two. Moe : You don't look a day over eighty. Lady having bridge party : Young man, I'm twenty-nine. Moe : Oh, yeah?! Lady having bridge party : Well, how do I look? Moe : Oh, you look like a million. Larry : Ah, she can't be that old. (Larry and Moe open her mouth and check her teeth.) Forty-three. Moe : Fifty. Larry : Forty-three! Moe : Fifty! Larry : Forty-three! Moe : Fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, (mouth begins to move much faster) fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty... Curly: Sooold American! Movie Title: Disorder in the Court (1936) as Larry: Moe : What comes after 75? Larry : 76. Moe : That's the spirit. Moe : What comes after seventy-five? Larry : Seventy-six. Moe : That's the spirit. [Larry shatters his violin] Larry : Oh, my stradavarius. Oh, my beautiful stradavarius. Movie Title: Idiots Deluxe (1945) as Larry: [Curly and Larry are unaware that there's a bear in the backseat of their car. The bear hits Curly in the head] Curly : HMMM! Cut it out! Larry : Cut what out? Curly : Don't be cute! [the bear hits Curly again] Curly : HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! [the bear hits Larry] Larry : Oh! What's the idea of hitting me? Curly : I hit you because you hit me! [brief pause] Curly : I didn't hit you! Larry : Oh, yes you did. You hit me, but I didn't hit you. Curly : Oh, skip it! [the bear hits Curly's head on the side, cause his to bump into Larry's] Curly : See, you did it again! Ah - hey, how could you have hit me in the head with your hands on your lap? Larry : Yeah! Curly : What a dope I am! Larry : I'll say! Curly : It was Moe all the time! [Curly turns around] Curly : Listen, I got - [the bear growls] Curly and Larry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Movie Title: Cash and Carry (1937) as Larry: [the Stooges all look at a map marked "Walla Walla"] Moe : Walla Walla with an "X." Curly : I know! "X" marks the spot where the treasure is buried! It's in the Walla. Moe : But there's two Wallas. Curly : Certainly! There's a Walla, and there's a Walla over there. Larry : Which one's it buried in? Moe : It makes no difference, we'll each take a Walla. Movie Title: Dizzy Pilots (1943) as Larry: Larry : Don't use a rifle, you might miss. Use a shotgun. Movie Title: Wee Wee Monsieur (1938) as Larry: Moe : "Oh boy! I'll take the blonde!" Larry : "I'll take the brunette!" Curly : "I'll take the black and tan!" Movie Title: Whoops, I'm an Indian! (1936) as Larry: [While posing as indians] Moe : How. Larry : How. Curly : And how! Movie Title: Blunder Boys (1955) as Larry: Moe : I'm Halliday. Larry : I'm Terriday. Shemp : I'm St. Patricks Day! Movie Title: Booby Dupes (1945) as Larry: Moe : We'll have to bail out!(the stooges boat has a hole in it) Larry : I ain't got a parachute! Movie Title: I'm a Monkey's Uncle (1948) as Larry: Larry : Wake up and go to sleep! Moe : Why you pussy-willow brain, you ruined a beautiful romance for me! Movie Title: Hold That Lion (1947) as Larry: Larry : I smell somethin' awful. Moe : You telling me? Why don'tcha use cologne? Movie Title: Dunked in the Deep (1949) as Larry: Larry : Pre-war? Moe : Next war! Movie Title: You Nazty Spy! (1940) as Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda / Larry: Moe : [Holding a book.] I'll keep this. Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal : Oh, a bookkeeper. Moe : Go burn the books. Larry : Why burn the books? Moe : There are too many bookmakers. The bookies are overrunning the country. Those are my orders. Moe : Ring for my sectery. Larry : You mean secretary? Moe : I said sectery! Larry : Secretary. Moe : Which is correct? Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal : Stenographer. I'll ring for her. Guard: I caught this man walking down the street with a chicken Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal : Blonde or brunette? Moe : [to Curly] Quiet. [to Man] Moe : Where'd you get the chicken? Man: From an egg. Larry : Where'd you get the egg? Man: From a chicken. Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal : Ah, a vicious cycle. We must kill it. Remind me to kill a cycle. Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda : We will now pause for station identification. Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal : This is N-U-T-S. Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda : When you hear the conk on the dome, it will be exactly 3 o'clock. [whacks Curly on the head] Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda : 3 o'clock Bolonia watch time. Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal : 3 o'clock Bolonia watch time. Movie Title: Studio Stoops (1950) as Larry: Larry : Gee, that Shemp was a swell guy. Moe : I'll never forgive myself for pushing him around. |
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