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    Garry Shandling Quotation


    "Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with."



    Movie Title: Hurlyburly (1998) as Artie:



    Eddie : Just because you're Jewish, doesn't mean you're fuckin' Freud.
    Artie : Just because you're whatever the fuck you are, doesn't mean you're whatever the fuck you think you are.


    Artie : He's got this thing.
    Phil : It's a vibrator I carry around with me.
    Mickey : You carry a vibrator around with you?
    Phil : Yeah. As a form of come-on. So the girls can see I'm up for anything right away. Sometimes as a sort of, uh, mood-setter I turn it on. But, uh, today there was, uh, extenuating circumstances.
    Artie : You forgot about the weights.
    Phil : Yeah.
    Artie : He forgot about the weights.
    Mickey : You forgot about the weights?
    Phil : Yeah. Forgot about the weights. Unbelievable.
    Mickey : Unbelievable! You forgot about the weights?
    Eddie : Do you know what he's talking about?
    Mickey : No, I have no idea what he's talking about.
    Phil : You prick, you disgust me.

    Movie Title: The Larry Sanders Show (1992) as Larry:


    Artie: Hello oh great one.
    Larry : Are you talking to me or my ass?


    Larry : You know in fact, Hank, what I was thinking was next year when we have the going away party, let me and Artie take care of the stripper because we can probably find one that doesnt know ya.


    Hank Kingsley : What about the time I chipped my tooth on the bathroom urinal? What the FUCK is so comical about that!
    Larry : It was a back tooth Hank. [under his breath]
    Larry : I don't know how you did it.


    Larry : Hey Warren.
    Warren Beatty : [disinterested] Hey Larry.
    Larry : Hey listen, would you like to come on my show tomorrow night and just say hello and goodbye to me? Because it's the end of the whole thing tomorrow night.
    Warren Beatty : I could say goodbye to you now.


    Larry : Thank you very much. No flipping.


    Jerry Seinfeld : Anyway Larry, we're going to enjoy watching you in syndication, after this.
    Larry : This show isn't going to be syndicated.
    Jerry Seinfeld : Oh that's right, that's me.


    Arthur : You finally got to do a sketch with the great Carol Burnett!
    Larry : It wasn't a sketch. It was a massive spastic fuck-up.
    Arthur : Tomayto, tomahto!


    Hank Kingsley : Hey now!
    Larry : Now you see, I just told you to stop saying that.


    Larry : So...
    Dana Carvey : I'll host.
    Larry : Don't host... host.


    Arthur : Your fly is undone.
    Larry : Oh, thanks.
    Arthur : Just doing my job.
    Larry : It's your job to look at my crotch?
    Arthur : I consider it one of my perks.


    Hank Kingsley : [giving a tour] And if you stop by here, you can say hello to my good friend, Larry Sanders. [knocks]
    Hank Kingsley : Hey now, Larry.
    Larry : Fuck off, Hank.
    Hank Kingsley : [getting back to tour] And over here...

       
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