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 Bill Hunter QuotationMovie Title: Muriel's Wedding (1994) as Bill Heslop: Joanie Heslop : You're terrible, Muriel. Bill Heslop : Deidre Chambers. What a coincidence. Bill Heslop : Did Perry interview for the police force yet? Betty Heslop : Yes but they said he couldn't join because he was too tall. Movie Title: Gallipoli (1981) as Major Barton: Major Barton : Marker flags. Who told him there were marker flags? Lt. Grey : I heard someone say they'd seen one sir. Major Barton : Who? Who? Lt. Grey : I'm not sure sir. Major Barton : Grey, you bloody idiot. Nobody got further than ten yards. Frank Dunne : Why don't you go above Robinson's head sir? Major Barton : General Gardner. Go like the wind. Major Barton : What your telling me sir and correct me if I'm wrong, is that the infantry attack on Lone Pine, and our Light Horse attack on the Nek are diversions. Colonel Robinson: Oh not just diversions Major, vital important diversions. Tonight, 25,000 British troops will land here at Suvla Bay. Our attacks are to draw the Turks down on us so the British can get ashore. Sorry I didn't tell you this before, secrecy is vital. Major Barton : But sir, the Nek is a fortress. Protected by at least five machine guns at point-blank range. Colonel Robinson: Yeah, we've considered that Barton. We're gonna hit their trenches with the heaviest barrage of the campaign just before your men go over the top. Artillery Officer: By the time we've finished, there won't be a Turk within miles. Colonel Robinson: The Turks can keep us pinned down at ANZAC forever. This new British landing is our only hope. We must do what we can to make it succeed. Because of it does succeed, we'll have Constantinople with a week, and knock Turkey out of the war. Movie Title: Strictly Ballroom (1992) as Barry Fife: Barry Fife : There are no new steps! Barry Fife : Where do you think we'd be if everyone went around making up their own steps? Scott : Out of a job. Barry Fife : [referring to Ken Railings] Let's not forget, Les, that a Pan Pacific Champion becomes a hero, a guiding light to all dancers, someone who'll set the right example. [Meanwhile, on the dance floor] Liz : [fake smile] You've been drinking! Ken Railings : Bullshit! Push it! Liz : You bloody have! Barry Fife : If you can't dance a step, you can't teach it, and if you can't teach it - we might as well all pack up and go home. With young Liz available again, you've got a chance to get your status quo vadis back... so to speak. Barry Fife : Well, of course, you can dance any steps you like! But that doesn't mean you'll... [Slam into a close-up of Barry's mouth] Barry Fife : ...win. Movie Title: Bad Eggs (2003) as Ted Pratt: Ted Pratt : Yep... I smell fuckwits. Movie Title: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994) as Bob: Bernadette : Stop flexing your muscles, you big pile of budgie turd. I'm sure your mates will be much more impressed if you just go back to the pub and fuck a couple of pigs on the bar. Bob : Bernadette, please. Frank : BERNADETTE? Well I'll be darned. The whole circus is in town. Well I suppose you wanna fuck too do you? Come on Bernadette, come and fuck me. That's it. Come on. Come and fuck me. Come on. [Bernadette knees Frank in the groin] Bernadette : There, now you're fucked! Bernadette : What a lovely dog. What's it's name? Bob : Herpes. If she's good, she'll heel. Movie Title: Finding Nemo (2003) as Dentist: Dentist : Good thing I pulled the right one, eh Prime Minister. [the dentist is getting ready to pull a patient's tooth when Nigel flies into the window. The dentist spins around, ripping the patient's tooth out] Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Dentist : Oh... well, that's ONE way to pull a tooth... Darla : I'm a pirana! Dentist : A pirana is a fish, just like your present! Movie Title: Crackerjack (2002) as Stan Coombs: Stan Coombs : And remember, this is a game of skill, touch and patience. A true revealer of character. Jack Simpson : All it's revealing right now is two inches of arse-crack poking out the top of my pants! |
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