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![]() Bill Nighy Quotation"I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good." "I wanted to be a journalist, I thought it was glamorous and that I'd meet beautiful women in the rain." "I've always slightly worried the kids who play football around my house. They know I'm an actor, but felt sorry for me because they'd never seen anything I've done." "The British consul shipped me home for 25 quid and I had to pay my father back, he was a wee bit cross." (about being in Paris) "You come to realise there is this huge disparity between what you think about yourself and your work and what other people think about you and your work, at first you either think they're insane or that it's a conspiracy to make you look stupid. Or maybe, just maybe, they're right, and you're sometimes quite good at what you do." Movie Title: Still Crazy (1998) as Ray Simms: Ray Simms : I'm not fifty. I'M NOT FIFTY! Ray Simms : Beano, you haven't developed spiritually, emotionally or physically since the sixties... Beano : Yeah, well at least I'm not a wanker! Les Wickes: [pointing to at the girls T-Shirt] Where did you get that T-Shirt David (Beano) Baggot: Looks like '77's been through the wash a few times Dutch Lady: 'Tis my father's, he say best band he ever saw. Les Wickes: Oh. Dutch Lady: My father, he died. David (Beano) Baggot: Oh. Les Wickes: Oh... That's a shitter. Ray Simms : It's another sign, Brian sent them. Ray Simms : When the icy waters closed in over me, I saw Brian Les Wickes: Do you know what he was wearing Ray Simms : I, I don't recall Movie Title: Phantom of the Opera: The Motion Picture (1989) as Barton: Barton : Don't test me, Carlotta. I could drown you too easily. Carlotta : Better to be submerged in bath water than mediocrity. Wouldn't you agree? Movie Title: Underworld (2003) as Viktor: Selene : It wasn't the Lycans. It was you. How could you bare my trust knowing that you killed my family? Viktor : Yes, I have taken from you but I have given so much more. Is it not a fair trade for life I have granted you? The gift of immortality? Selene : And the life of your daughter? Your own flesh and blood? Viktor : I loved my daughter. But the abomination growing in her womb was a betrayal of me and the coven. I did what was necessary to protect the species. As I am forced to do yet again. Selene : How can you trust him over me? Viktor : Because he's not the one who has been tainted by an animal. Viktor : Lucian is dead. Singe : According to whom? Viktor : Your incompetence is becoming most... *taxing*. Movie Title: Hitler's S.S.: Portrait in Evil (1985) as Helmutt Hoffmann: Helmutt Hoffmann : Well, who needs Revolutionaries when the Revolution has already been achieved? Movie Title: Love Actually (2003) as Billy Mack: Parky : This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas number one. How's it looking so far? Billy Mack : Very bad indeed. Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve. Parky : Do you mean that? Billy Mack : Well of course I mean it. Do you want a preview? You old flirt. [stands in front of Parky and flashes at him] Parky : *That'll* never make number one! Billy Mack : Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives. Billy Mack : And without knowing it, I've spent most of my adult life with a chubby employee. Billy Mack : When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone. Billy Mack : Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free. Dec : Billy, I believe you've brought a prize for our competition winners. Billy Mack : Yes I have, Ant or Dec. It's a personalized felt tip pen. Mikey, DJ interviewer : What's the best shag you've ever had? Billy Mack : Britney Spears. No, only kidding, she was rubbish. Billy Mack : I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love. Joe : Right. Billy Mack : And I realized that as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid 50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a chubby employee. And much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you. [pause] Joe : Well, this is a surprise. Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole. Billy Mack : It's a terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life. Billy Mack : This is shit, isn't it? Joe : [gleefully] Yep, solid gold shit, maestro. Billy Mack : Let's get pissed and watch porn. Billy Mack : [radio interview] ... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record... [having just sung the words "Love is all around me" instead of "Christmas is all around me" yet again] Billy Mack : Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole! |
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