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 Tim Curry Quotation"I'm not a conventional leading man at all and have no wish to be." "They couldn't call it ['The Best of Tim Curry' CD] 'Greatest Hits' because there weren't any." "My specialty roles are Louche, Brio, and Bravura." "[with reference to climbing volcanos while filming Movie Title: Congo].. I smoke two packs of Marlboros a day, which doesn't go well with volcanos" "Any new way to infiltrate myself into your minds."- "The Making of Gabriel Knight", on rapidly evolving computer technology. "Gabriel Knight is VERY, very cool. And impossibly handsome. So of course, they picked me." - "The Making of Gabriel Knight" "It's so comforting to know that there are so many people in this world sicker than I am". Movie Title: Jackie's Back: Portrait of a Diva (1999) as Melissa Etheridge / Edward Whatsett St. John: Jackie Washington : Of course, now, I *do* pay homage to all the dead divas -- Billie, Ella, Shirley Bassey... Edward Whatsett St. John : Shirley Bassey is alive. Jackie Washington : Really? God bless her. But now them others -- I'm not gonna name names... but they all stole from me. Aretha, Whitney, Little Brandy, Streisand, Diahann Carroll... Oh. and Bea Arthur. They all stole from me. Melissa Etheridge : I remember Jackie's song "Look At Me." She sang it at the Oscars that year. Um, it was from that, uh... movie... ah ah ah... the one... um, the one where Raquel Welch plays, um, the nun... yeah, it was called "Stacked Sister." That's it. Edward Whatsett St. John : Now, I admit that when they proposed you as a subject, I didn't really know who you were. Jackie Washington : They sold my records in England. Edward Whatsett St. John : Yes, but *I* never heard them. Jackie Washington : Are you trying to provoke me? 'Cause you are *not* gonna make me get ugly on film. This ain't "60 Minutes," okay? Movie Title: Charlie's Angels (2000) as Roger Corwin: Roger Corwin : You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff. Alex : Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff. Movie Title: Oscar (1991) as Dr. Thornton Poole: Dr. Thornton Poole : [About Snaps' daughter, Lisa] She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs! Snaps : That's what got her into this jam! Connie : Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook. Dr. Thornton Poole : That's an oxymoron. Connie : Gee, you shouldn't oughta said that, Doc. Snaps : Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can. Anthony : All that travel must cut into your home life. Dr. Thornton Poole : Well, I don't spend as much time with mother as I'd like. But she's got the cats. [Poole is Mr. Provolone's grammar instructor] Angelo "Snaps" Provolone : Mornin', Doc! Dr. Thornton Poole : Mr. Provolon-e. Where are those G's? Angelo "Snaps" Provolone : [slaps money bag] In here. Movie Title: Dinosaurs (1991) as The Devil: The Devil : Each time that lifestyles show comes on, business picks up like crazy. Earl : You're Him. You're the guy on the cans of devilled ham. The Devil : Not any more, I'm suing those guys for copyright infringement. Movie Title: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) as Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Kevin McCallister : You've gotta help me. There's two guys after me. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge : What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card? Let's see what the police have to say about this. Peter McCallister : I don't think that it's a good idea for you to be running all over New York all by yourself. Kate McCallister : I think that if our son can do it, I can do it. Peter McCallister : Kate, it... Kate McCallister : Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge : Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth... [Mrs. McCallister slaps him] Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge : Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside. Movie Title: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) as Frank: Frank : A mental mind fuck can be nice. Frank : [singing] Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same. Frank : Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it. Frank : [singing] I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania. Janet : What have you done to Brad? Frank : Nothing. Why, do you think I should? Frank : Oh, I just love success! Riff Raff : He's a credit to your genius, Master. Frank : Yes! Magenta : A triumph of your will. Frank : Yes! Columbia : He's OK! Frank : OK? OK? I think we can do better than that! Well Brad and Janet, what do you think of him? Janet : Well, I don't like men with too many muscles. Frank : I didn't make him for you!... He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval. Magenta : I ask for nothing! Frank : And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE! Frank : So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver in antici... pation. Frank : I'm afraid you've touched on a rather tender subject there, Dr. Scott. Another slice anyone? Frank : Enchant". Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on.They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality. Brad : Hospitality? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore! Janet : Brad, don't be ungrateful. Brad : Ungrateful! Frank : How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant. Frank : How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman. Frank : Don't dream it, be it. Frank : One from the vaults... Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle. Frank : Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Frank : Because I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home. Frank : It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache! Frank : In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can. Frank : He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups. Do the snatch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Such strenuous living I just don't understand. When in just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a man. Frank : He'll eat nutritious, high protein and swallow raw eggs... Tried to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms and legs. Such an effort, if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days I can make you a man. Dr. Everett Scott : Janet! Janet : Dr. Scott! Brad : Janet! Janet : Brad! Frank : Rocky! [Rocky grunts] Dr. Everett Scott : Janet! Janet : Dr. Scott! Brad : Janet! Janet : Brad! Frank : Rocky! [Rocky grunts] Frank : It was strange the way it happened. One of those quirks of fate. One of those moments when the chips are down, you're trapped, there's no way out and even if there was it would probably be a one way ticket to the bottom of the bay. Then you get a break! All of the pieces seem to fit into place. It took a small aciddent to make it happen. AN ACCIDENT! And that is how I discovered the secret. That elusive ingredient, that... spark that is the breath of life... yes I have that knowledge! I hold the key to life... ITSELF! Riff Raff : Master, Rocky has broken his chain and vanished. Your new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds. Magenta has just released the dogs. Frank : Hmmm? Coming. Frank : Well really... That's no way to behave on your first day out. But uhm, since you're such exceptional beauty, I'm prepared to forgive you. Frank : A weakling weighing 98 pounds, Will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground. And soon in the gym, with a determined chin. The sweat from his paws as he works for his cause. Will make him glisten and gleam. And with massage and just a little bit of steeeeeam... He'll be pink and quite clean. He'll be a strong man... Oh honey, but the wrong man. Frank : But a deltoid and a bicept. A cut groin and a tricept makes me... ooo... shake! Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand. Frank : I don't want no discension. Just dynamic tension. Janet : I want a muscle ma-an Movie Title: Muppet Treasure Island (1996) as Long John Silver: Gonzo : I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets. Long John Silver : Talking... parrots? Polly Lobster : What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots, what's next - a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park? Long John Silver : Aw, hell, Jim. I could never harm you. You're honest and brave and true. You didn't learn that from me. Jim Hawkins : I learned it from my friends, Mr. Silver. Now, take your oars and row away. I never want to see you again. Ever. Jim Hawkins : Kill Captain Smollett, and you'll have to kill me. Gonzo : Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me. Squire Trelawney : Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me. Rizzo : Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo, and you'll have to... negotiate strenuously. Benjamina Gunn : Going somewhere, John-John? Long John Silver : Well, Master Hawkins, it seems that your little family has come together against me. Long John Silver : Upstage, lads. This is my only number. Movie Title: Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series (1996) as Lord Dreganus: Hilary: Yes Lord Dreganus. Oh! What's happening to me? Lord Dreganus : I programmed the transporter to transport you to another dimension. A dimension from which you will NEVER return. Movie Title: Legend (1985) as The Lord of Darkness: The Lord of Darkness : Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch! Princess Lily : I hear a throat begging to be cut! The Lord of Darkness : Are you so eager to see blood flow? Princess Lily : As you are to drink it! The Lord of Darkness : The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity. The Lord of Darkness : What is light without dark? Princess Lily : You are nothing but an animal! The Lord of Darkness : [laughs] We are all animals m'lady. Movie Title: It (1990) as Pennywise / It: Bill : Kill It, Bev! It : Kill! [laughs] It : Me? I am immortal, child. I am the eater of worlds, and of children. And you are next. It : I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of. Pennywise : Want a balloon? Pennywise : BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When your down here with us, you'll float too! Pennywise : Take your pick, B-b-b-Billy boy. Oh, except for the one on the end, that's already taken. Sorry. Bill Denbrough : I remember you, and I remember we beat you. I'm not afraid of you. Pennywise : Excuse me, sir. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You DO? Well, you better let the poor guy out! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! Pennywise : Excuse me, ma'am. Is your refrigerator running? *gasp* It IS? Well, you better go catch it before it runs away! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! Pennywise : You're too old to stop me! You're all too old. Pennywise : Kiss me, fat boy! Movie Title: The Worst Witch (1986) as Grand Wizard: Grand Wizard : Once in a purple moon, there is a special young witch who shines above the rest. Often she goes unnoticed, because she is always out of step. I have seen this girl trying to fly. Oh yes, I have. I've seen her at play and how her friends treated her. A true witch isn't always one who comes out on top of the tests. A true witch has witchcraft in her at all times, and this is what you have, Mildred Hubble. And so, Ms. Cackle, I ask you to make the rest of the day a half-holiday. Grand Wizard : Now, Mildred, have you made any plans for this unexpected holiday? Mildred Hubble : No, Grand Wizard. I suppose I'd better practice my flying. Grand Wizard : Would you like to practice with me? Mildred Hubble : With you? Grand Wizard : Oh, absolutely. Movie Title: Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers (1994) as Gabriel Knight: Grace Nakimura : If you try to look down my shirt one more time, I'm leaving. Gabriel Knight : I'm just trying to refresh my memory. Grace Nakimura : I know what you're trying to refresh, and it isn't your memory, get down! Grace Nakimura : I told you, it's that voodoo book you're researching, that stuff can seriously screw up your karma. Gabriel Knight : I'm sure that's it. Maybe I should write a horror novel on passive resistance instead. Movie Title: Gabriel Knight: Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned (1999) as Gabriel Knight: Excelsior Montreaux: We should let it breathe. Gabriel Knight : Oh, of course. There's nothing worse than suffocated wine. Movie Title: Clue (1985) as Wadsworth: Mrs. White : He was deranged he was... lunatic. He didnt seem to like me very much he had threatened to kill me in public. Miss Scarlet : Why would he want to kill you in public? Wadsworth : I think she meant, he threatened in public to kill her. Miss Scarlet : Oh. Wadsworth : Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn. Cop : You all seem to be very anxious about something. Wadsworth : It's the chandelier. It fell down, almost killed us. Cop : And why are you receiving phone calls from J. Edgar Hoover? Wadsworth : J. Edgar Hoover? Cop : That's right. The head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Colonel Mustard : Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone? Wadsworth : I don't know. He's on everyone else's, why shouldn't he be on mine? Colonel Mustard : Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there is no body else in this house? Wadsworth : Ummm, no. Colonel Mustard : Then there is someone else in this house? Wadsworth : No, sorry. I said no meaning yes. Colonel Mustard : No meaning yes? Look I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there? Yes or no? Wadsworth : Ummm, no. Colonel Mustard : No there is, or no there isn't? Wadsworth : Yes. Colonel Mustard : Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in this house. Wadsworth : I told you there isn't. Colonel Mustard : There isn't any confusion, or there isn't anybody else? Wadsworth : Either, or both. Colonel Mustard : Just give me a clear answer. Wadsworth : Certainly. [clears his throat] Wadsworth : What was the question? Colonel Mustard : Is there anybody else in the house. All: NO. Colonel Mustard : And are you the host? Wadsworth : Me, sir? No, I'm just the humble butler. Colonel Mustard : And what exactly is it you do here? Wadsworth : I buttle, sir. Mr. Green : But this is ridiculous. If he were such a patriotic American, why didn't he just report us to the authorities? Wadsworth : He decided to put his information to good use and make a little money off of it. What could be more American than that? Wadsworth : See? Just like the Mounties, we always get our man. Mr. Green : Mrs. Peacock was a man? Wadsworth : I can explain everything... Cop : You don't have to. Wadsworth : I don't? Cop : No, there's nothing illegal about any of this. Wadsworth : Are you sure? Cop : Of course, this is America. Wadsworth : I see... Cop : It's a free country, don't you know that? Wadsworth : I didn't know it was THAT free. Wadsworth : But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared. Mrs. White : But that was his job. He was an illusionist. Wadsworth : But he never reappeared. Mrs. White : He wasn't a very good illusionist. Wadsworth : [Shouting] I'M NOT SHOUTING. ALL RIGHT, I AM. I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUT... [Candlestick falls from above and hits him on the head] Wadsworth : Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur. Professor Plum : Yes, but now I work for the United Nations. Wadsworth : Then your work has not changed. Wadsworth : A double negative! Colonel Mustard : Double negative? You mean you have photographs? Wadsworth : That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive. I'm afraid you gave yourself away. Colonel Mustard : Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests? Wadsworth : You don't need any help from me, sir. Colonel Mustard : That's right! Professor Plum : Is there going to be a cover up? Wadsworth : Isn't that in the public interest? What could be gained by exposure? Professor Plum : But is the FBI in the habit of cleaning up after multiple murders? Wadsworth : Yes. Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover? Professor Plum : What is your top-secret job, Colonel? Wadsworth : I can tell you. He's working on the secret of the next fusion bomb. Colonel Mustard : How did you know that? Wadsworth : Can you keep a secret? Colonel Mustard : Yes... Wadsworth : So can I. Mr. Green : So it was you. I was going to expose you. Wadsworth : I know. So I choose to expose myself. Colonel Mustard : Please, there are ladies present. Wadsworth : Over my dead body. Mrs. Peacock : What are you all staring at? Mr. Green : Nothing. Mrs. Peacock : Well who's there? Colonel Mustard : Nobody. Mrs. Peacock : What do you mean? Wadsworth : Nobody. No body, that's what we mean. Mr. Boddy's body, it's gone. Wadsworth : The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun. Miss Scarlet : Oh come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick? Wadsworth : It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram. Miss Scarlet : That's not six. Wadsworth : One plus two plus two plus one. Miss Scarlet : Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus ONE plus one. Wadsworth : Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus TWO plus one plus one. Miss Scarlet : Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... SHUT UP! The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it? Wadsworth : At the beginning of the evening, I was in the hallway. I know because I was there. Professor Plum : And what was your role in all this? Wadsworth : I was a victim, too. At least my wife was. She had friends who were [on the verge of tears] Wadsworth : Socialists. [At this point, he is in tears] Wadsworth : Well, we all make mistakes. [Mrs. White approaches him and hands him a handkerchief] Wadsworth : Anyway, Mr. Boddy threatened to give my wife's name to the House Un-American Activities Committee unless she named them. She refused, and so he blackmailed her. We had no money, and the price of his silence was that we worked for him for nothing. We were slaves. [Making fun of Mr. Green] Wadsworth : Well, I had to stop her screaming. Mrs. Peacock : [fanning herself] Oh, my God. Wadsworth : She's going to faint. Professor Plum : Somebody catch her. [Wadsworth goes behind Mrs. Peacock and encircles her with his arms] Wadsworth : I'll catch you. Fall into my arms. [Mrs. Peacock falls straight through Wadsworth's arms and onto the floor] Wadsworth : Sorry. [Wadsworth has just greeted Mr. Green at the door] Wadsworth : [to the dogs] SIT. [Mr. Green quickly and nervously sits down on a bench] Wadsworth : No, not you, sir. Mr. Green : You're Mr. Boddy. [Wadsworth laughs evilly] Professor Plum : Wait a minute. So who did I kill? Wadsworth : My butler. Professor Plum : Oh, shucks. Wadsworth : He was expendable like all of you. I really am grateful to you all for disposing of my network of spies and informers. Saved me a lot of trouble. Now there is no evidence against me. [Mr. Green shoots Wadsworth] Wadsworth : Good shot, Green. [Wadsworth slumps to the floor, checks his chest, revealing a bloody palm] Wadsworth : Oh, VERY good... [Wadsworth dies] Wadsworth : The key is gone! Professor Plum : Never mind about the key, unlock the door! Mr. Green : I CAN'T UNLOCK THE DOOR WITHOUT THE KEY! Let us in! Let us in! Colnel Mustard, Miss Scarlet: Let us out. Let us out. Wadsworth : [referring to Mr. Boddy] Well, he's certainly dead now. Why would anyone want to kill him twice? Miss Scarlet : It seems so unnecessary. Colonel Mustard : It's what we call "overkill." Professor Plum : It's what we call "psychotic." Wadsworth : Yvette, will you attend to the Colonel and give him anything he wants... within reason, that is. Wadsworth : Mr. Boddy's body, it's gone. Mrs. White : Maybe he wasn't dead. Professor Plum : He was. Mrs. White : We should've made sure. Mrs. Peacock : How? By cutting his head off, I suppose. Mrs. White : That was uncalled for. Wadsworth : ...and to make a long story short... All: Too late! Wadsworth : Three murders? This is getting serious. Motorist: Where is it? Wadsworth : What? The body? Motorist: The phone. What body? Wadsworth : No body. I mean, nobody. There is nobody in the study. [Wadsworth reveals a secret passage from the study to the kitchen] Colonel Mustard : How did you know? Wadsworth : This house belongs to a friend of mine. I've known all along. Mr. Green : So you could be the murderer. Wadsworth : Don't be ridiculous. If I was the murderer, why would I reveal to you how I did it? Cop : Uh, can I use your phone? Wadsworth : Of course you can sir! There's a phone in the loun... no. But I think you could use the one in the stud... no. Uh, would you be kind enough to wait in the... the library? Movie Title: Duckman (1994) as King Chicken: King Chicken : The students, professors, all animatrons. Robots. Duckman : Even Deanna, that lovely coed? King Chicken : Nope. I've never been able to make breasts. She's a muppet. Duckman : Ohh. To be Frank Oz for a day. King Chicken : Duckman do you remember when you had a toothache? Duckman : Yeah, my dentist was arrested for mal-practice. Who was the replacement? You? [King Chicken looks smug] Duckman : DAMN YOU CHICKEN! YOU CHARGED ME $50! Movie Title: Monk (2002) as Dale the Whale: Dale the Whale : I wouldn't bend down to pick up $1200. Even if I could. Dale the Whale : The bomb that took Trudy from you was not intended to kill you. It was meant for her. Adrian Monk : It was her they were after? Why? Dale the Whale : Oh, I can't help you there. You ever been to New York? Adrian Monk : No. Dale the Whale : Pack your bags. That's where you'll find the man you're looking for. His name is Warrick Tennyson. Adrian Monk : Is he the one that killed her? Dale the Whale : He was... involved. That's all I have. [scoffs] Dale the Whale : There's my good deed for the decade. Movie Title: Scary Movie 2 (2001) as Professor: Professor : Woah Woah woah WOAH Dwight! Movie Title: The Three Musketeers (1993) as Cardinal Richelieu: King Louis : You've failed. Cardinal Richelieu : Oh, you're so naive. Things couldn't be more perfect if I planned them myself. The King of France dies at the hands of his own personal guard. Grief stricken, terrified, the hudled masses turn for comfort to their devout spiritual leader who, ever so humbly, assumes the throne. With the Queen by his side. Queen Anne : I would rather die! Cardinal Richelieu : That can be arranged! [the Queen is alone, contemplating a map of the world] Cardinal Richelieu : Homesick? Queen Anne : Cardinal Richelieu. You surprised me. Cardinal Richelieu : I often have that effect on people. I can't imagine why, I'm really a very gentle person. You seem a little unhappy in your new home. Queen Anne : Lonely. Is that the same thing? Cardinal Richelieu : Austria's loss is France's gain. Queen Anne : I'm not sure the King shares your opinion. We've barely spoken since our wedding day. Whenever we're together he seems so... uncertain. Cardinal Richelieu : Arranged marriages can be difficult. Your father and I thought yours would bring Austria and France closer together. Queen Anne : Well countries align more swiftly than people, I'm afraid. Cardinal Richelieu : What a pity. Love is, I think... wasted on the young. Cardinal Richelieu : All for one. And more for me. Cardinal Richelieu : He is becoming as troublesome as his father. Rochefort : He is a foolish boy and barely that. Cardinal Richelieu : That foolish boy is about to become a man which is all the more reason for us to act quickly. Have our loose ends [the three musketeers] Cardinal Richelieu : been tied up? Rochefort : Two patrols have been sent. Cardinal Richelieu : I trust, Captain Rochefort, that you are doing everything in your power to rid us of these rebels. Don't let having only one eye impair your vision. The loss of the other could be most... inconvenient. Cardinal Richelieu : A word of caution, milady. A snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you. Milady : And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion. Cardinal Richelieu : You're very persuasive. D'Artagnan : WAIT! Cardinal Richelieu : You object to losing your head? D'Artagnan : Yes, I like it where it is! Cardinal Richelieu : Then tell me what I want to know, and maybe you will keep it a while longer! D'Artagnan : I don't know where they are. Cardinal Richelieu : And if you did? D'Artagnan : I wouldn't tell you... Cardinal Richelieu : I admire your courage, D'Artagnan. You might have made a great musketeer. But now we'll never know - will we? Cardinal Richelieu : Tell me, D'Artagnan. What noble business brings you here? D'Artagnan : I came to join the King's Musketeers. Cardinal Richelieu : [slyly] Bad timing. D'Artagnan : So I've heard. Cardinal Richelieu : [speaking of Milady DeWinter] A truly remarkable woman. The most beautiful I have ever known. And the deadliest... which would explain my attraction. Cardinal Richelieu : Milady De Winter. Your beauty would make even the most chaste of men think of... impurity. Milady : I don't believe you suffer the burden of chastity. Athos : Richelieu! Cardinal Richelieu : You're too late, Musketeers! By now the Duke of Buckingham's signature is next to mine! The alliance is complete! Athos : That would be difficult, considering the treaty never left France! [pause] Cardinal Richelieu : A minor problem! Cardinal Richelieu : One thousand gold pieces on each of there heads, dead or alive! [pause] Cardinal Richelieu : I prefer dead! Aramis : Leaving so soon? Cardinal Richelieu : Oh you know, I abhor bloodshed Aramis : Especially your own. Cardinal Richelieu : Stand aside. Aramis : You are under arrest, charged with treason. Cardinal Richelieu : You of all people should know that the Cardinal does not answer to the laws of men. Aramis : Then you'll answer to God. Cardinal Richelieu : [shoots Aramis] You first. Cardinal Richelieu : Remember, Kings come and Kings go but one thing remains the same. And that is me. Movie Title: The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2002) as Calamitous: Calamitous : May I use your... Sam: Telephone? Teeth whitening kit? Restroom? Calamitous : Restroom! Sam: No. It's for paying customers only. Calamitous : Alright. I'll have a chocolate... Sam: Sundae? Rumball? Milkshake? [Jimmy and Officer Tubbs enter] Jimmy : Officer Tubbs, man that bathroom. Officer Tubbs : Thanks. Don't mind if I do. Movie Title: Darkwing Duck (1991) as Taurus Bulba: Taurus Bulba : [Ranting to Hammerhead, Hoof, and Mouth] Somewhere down there is this Darkwing Duck. I've watched him. I know his weakness. His posing, his flamboyance, the mask and cape! Ha, ha! That hat! It all indicates an ego the size of a small planet! Movie Title: Peter Pan and the Pirates (1990) as Captain Hook: Captain Hook : One... two... three... four... five... once, I caught a fish alive. Captain Hook : The only ghost in this cave, will be this boy here! John : Leave him alone, you bully! If Peter were here... Captain Hook : If Peter Pan were here, I'd set anchor in his heart! Movie Title: The Wild Thornberrys Movie (2002) as Nigel: Nigel : Stand perfectly still! Nigel : You will have your own challenges, and I'll get you'll meet them splendidly. |
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