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 Jessica Alba Quotation"I'm good at being sarcastic with guys. They don't want the quiet, prissy little things." "I like Spongebob Squarepants. He's goofy, like me." I just don't have a great feeling about what we're doing in Iraq. I don't know why we're there. Didn't we just give the power back over there? Why are we still there? [July 2004] Movie Title: The New Adventures of Flipper (1995) as Maya: [Mike is in bed.] Maya : Mike, do you wear pajamas? Mike : Why? Maya : 'Cause I'm not going to get in there if you don't wear pajamas! Movie Title: James Cameron's Dark Angel (2000) as Max Guevara / Max Guevera/X5-452 / Max: Max Guevara : Guys are the weaker sex. Max Guevara : Girls kick ass; says so on a t-shirt. Jace : Feels like I just woke up from a bad dream. Max Guevara : I know. One of the reasons why I don't sleep. Let me know if it's a boy or a girl. Jace : Either way, name's gonna be Max. Original Cindy : Damn girl, what's in those pills? Max Guevara : Spinach. Max Guevara : You're not even trying Max Guevara : I had to have radical emergency amateur brain surgery to remove a nanochip from my cerebellum before I stroked from a neurochemical overload." Max Guevara : If he gets out of line, I'll just kill him. Max Guevara : What the mind can conceive, the body can achieve. Max Guevara : You're such a gentleman, to bad I'm not a lady. Max Guevara : Your so stupid, the word special comes to mind. Max Guevara : Word: bad guys with guns got sent to your place to kill people. [Logan puts off a job to have dinner with Max] Max Guevara : Don't hold up the world on my account. Logan Cale : The world will still be broken in the morning. Logan Cale : Just get him to the courtroom in one piece so he can talk. Max Guevara : Does he need to have all his teeth? Max Guevara : Why is it that guys are so task oriented? It's just work, work, work, work, work. Sketchy : Because otherwise it's just sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. Bling : Whatcha going to do? Max Guevara : What I always do. Make it up as I go along. Logan Cale : You're a thief? Max Guevara : Girl's gotta make a living. Logan Cale : Thank God. Max Guevara : First time I ever heard that one. Kendra : I feel almost human. Max Guevara : Yeah. Me, too. Logan Cale : You have good taste. French, 1920s, attributed to Chitarus. Max Guevara : Whoever that is. Logan Cale : Oh. So... what, you liked it 'cause it was shiny? Max Guevara : No, because it's the Egyptian goddess Bast, the goddess who comprehends all goddesses, eye of Ra, protector, avenger, destroyer, giver of life who lives forever. Max Guevara : We'll play "pin the name on the barcode" later. Max Guevara : " think I'll call you Alec, as in Smart Alec. X5 494/"Alec" : I can live with that. Max Guevara : Good, cuz my second choice was Dick. Max Guevara : Nice haircut. Logan Cale : Nice gunshot wound. Max Guevara : Ready? X5 494/"Alec" : I'm always ready. Biggs: Funny that's what Lola said. Ben : Nothing went wrong with me! I'm doing what I was made to do, what we were taught to do! Max Guevara : Hunt people down to perform amateur dental surgery? I must've missed that class. Logan Cale : In case you haven't caught on by now, this girl's gonna do what she's gonna do no matter what you or anyone else says, so you've got two choices: back off or pitch in. Max Guevara : What he said. Donald Lydecker : It was the best of you that ran away that night. Max Guevara : Yeah, well, we wanted to start a rock band. Logan Cale : You have that "Logan I need a favor" look on your face. Max Guevara : Don't I always? I mean, isn't that the only reason why I come around? Kendra : Where did you find cold-pressed virgin olive oil from Tuscany in this economy? Max Guevara : I broke into the Italian embassy. Max Guevara : Logan, you've got nothing to be sorry for or ashamed of. It's never been about you not being able to walk. Not for me. Logan Cale : Will you look at us! Max Guevara : Pathetic. Logan Cale : Hopeless. Max Guevara : Lucky we hooked up. Logan Cale : Happy Anniversary. [While Max is giving Alec a fake lap dance to fit in at a strip club] Max Guevara : Can we concentrate on coming up with a plan? X5 494/"Alec" : I'm thinking. Max Guevara : You're talking! X5 494/"Alec" : I can do both. Max Guevara : I doubt that. X5 494/"Alec" : Well you just lost your tip... [To Original Cindy] Max Guevara : Damn girl, you da' man! [To White] Max Guevara : Bring your muscle queens around anytime. I'll be happy to kick their ass. [She flicks his broken nose] Max Guevara : Fen N'est Tol, bitch! Max Guevara : Are you sure about all this? Pierpont Lemkin and the Taliban after some Star Wars widget in a robotic arm somewhere? Next thing you're gonna tell me aliens are involved. Logan Cale : Wouldn't rule it out. Donald Lydecker : Remember what I taught you. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Max Guevara : Shut up. [Original Cindy and Max are playing Scrabble. Max is in heat, and Original Cindy says it's obvious because of the words Max is making in the game] Original Cindy : Jus' look at the words! Max Guevara : What? Original Cindy : Hung? Max Guevara : Like a noose around your neck! Original Cindy : Prick? Max Guevara : Like from a needle! YOU have a dirty mind. Original Cindy : Yeah well what about this one? Which I'm not even gonna say cause I kiss my momma with this mouth! Max Guevara : Kendra, this is a motorcycle. Its sole reason for being is to go fast, very fast. Not for you to use as a clothesline. Now, make no mistake. I love you as a friend and a roommate, but I love my motorcycle more. Stay away from the bike, okay? Max : Guess we're just gonna have to get their attention, then. Alec : Please tell me you're gonna get naked. Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: He's from Manticore, huh? Say what you want--they sure know how to make 'em pretty. Max Guevera/X5-452 : Try spending an afternoon with him. He'll drive you crazy with his laughing, and his talking, and his breathing... Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: Sugar, you got issues. Movie Title: Never Been Kissed (1999) as Kirsten Liosis: Gibby Zerefski : You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea! Kirsten Liosis : Nuh-uh, I'm Disco Barbie! [Kirsten does a funky dance move] Kristin Davis : And I'm Evening Wear Barbie. [Kristin flips her hair] Movie Title: Honey (2003) as Honey: Honey : I like that. Your flavor's hot. Honey : Haven't you seen my hip-hop class? They love it. Ma : But hip-hop can't take you the places where ballet can. Honey : Oh, I forgot. I'm suppose to see all the beautiful things in this world. Ma : Well, there's nothing wrong with my wanting that for you. Honey : No, but what about what I want? Chaz : Besides, I never mess up a kid's head, especially when his mom's in the shop. Honey : [Chuckles] He's eight. That would have made me 14. I'm not that kind of girl. Chaz : My bad. Honey : We just peoples. Raymond : Yeah, we peoples. Chaz : You peoples? Playa, playa, how'd you swing that? I've been tryin' to be her peoples for weeks. Ain't had no luck. Raymond : I got flow. [All laughing] Chaz : I got flow too. You don't think I got some flow? Raymond : Maybe not as much as me. Honey : I want you to fire 'em. I want you to tell them why you're not using 'em. Michael Ellis : What makes you think I care what you want? Michael Ellis : Bitch, how you gonna play me like that? Oh. Oh, I see. I see. You're one of those. Honey : I'm not one of anything. I'm just not up for this. Gina : Hmm. Sounds like somebody's trying to dip their fingers in the Honey jar to me. Honey : Gina, he's my boss. Gina : You say that like you never heard of Monica Lewinsky. Gina : Who's that? Honey : I don't know... just some guy from the center. Gina : Well he's fine, why you duckin'? Honey : I'm not duckin'! Gina : You duckin'! You duckin' like a bobblehead! [Wobbles her head around] |
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