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 Ted Allen QuotationMovie Title: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (2003) as Ted Allen: Ted Allen : [eyeing faux stained glass windows] Dear Lord, please make these windows go away. Kyan Douglas : [about Vincent] He is a professional singer, he's in the Cleftones. Ted Allen : There was talk that his onstage style resembles Liberace. Carson Kressley : Well, then it's fine - I don't even know why I'm here. Ted Allen : He was working that room like a Kennedy! [Ted & Thom are playing with a fishing rod] Ted Allen : Look! I caught a fag! I caught a homosexual! Ted Allen : But it's not quiche, it's an Italian quiche. It's a manly quiche. It's a quiche with balls. Ted Allen : Whether you're browning, searing, or just setting things on fire, a kitchen blowtorch is fun for the whole family! Ted Allen : Damn you, fruit smoothie! [spoofing an infomercial] Ted Allen : You know, Kylie, everyone needs a butcher's knife in the kitchen. [Smiles gleamingly] Kylie Minogue: That's right, Ted! And you know, these little babies are going like hotcakes in Japan! [gleaming smile] Kylie Minogue: [They proceed to slice and dice a gigantic cucumber] Ted Allen : [eyeing the contents of a kitchen cupboard] It looks like a whole bunch of ingredients you can't really make anything with. Ted Allen : Corn beef from Uruguay. Wow... Who knew? Ted Allen : Life is too short to drink cheap booze. Ted Allen : [about how many straight guys shave quickly] Yeah, sharp object near my throat, tend to go slowly with that. Ted Allen : Nuns made that cheese... Carson Kressley : Oh, praise cheese-sus! |
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