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 Tom Hodges QuotationMovie Title: Critters 2: The Main Course (1988) as Wesley: Quigley : It's just a dog. Wesley : So was "Cujo". Wesley : I haven't seen you in a long time, peewee. How's your little space monsters? Movie Title: Heavyweights (1995) as Lars: Gerry : [writing a letter] Dear Grandma... someone once said, "War is hell." They've never been to fat camp. I knew the food would be bad... [shows a revolting-looking lunch being passed out] Gerry : ... but even worse... [shows Lars stabbing the Blob with a spear] Gerry : ... today he killed the Blob. Gerry : [goes to the go-kart track, closed and with people putting the karts in a pile] As for the go-karts, well... may they rest in pieces. I'm writing you because nobody else seemed to care. Maury Garner : [on the phone] I did not send you to 'go-kart' camp! Tony Perkis : [on the PA] Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it... Gerry : Tony Perkis tries to lead by example... Tony Perkis : [shows Tony on a bed of nails, and two guys placing an ice block on his stomach] This is the 18th level of the PerkiSystem. You'll all be doing this by Labor Day! All right, do it to it, Lars! Lars : [standing by with a large hammer at the block] It's my honor, Tony. [Lars breaks the ice block while the campers freak out. Tony is unharmed] Gerry : ...but we're afraid to follow. Tony Perkis : [nighttime, the campers are around a large fire along with Tony] I know each and every one of you - because I WAS you! Gerry : Once a day, the kids from Camp MVP, drive by and make fun of us. MVP camper: [shows the MVP counselor and two campers driving by in a motor boat] [Into a megaphone] MVP camper: You STINK! You STINK! You STINK! You STINK! HA ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Gerry and Roy are ducked down in the water] Gerry : At night... [shows some more MVP campers at the dock carrying cans of paint] Gerry : ... they vandalize our camp. [Pat is scrubbing it all off] Gerry : [looks at Josh's empty bed and continues] At least Josh got out... where there's food. We have to resort... to more desperate measures. [Shows the campers chasing cows and shouting] Gerry : Tony's arranged a dance with the girls' camp... so he can humiliate us into losing weight. Pray for me, Grandma. Love, Gerry. Lars : Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp. Lars : Hi I am your new friend and counselor. Please insists about wearing your Perkins System uniforms. Your families will be billed automatically. Now, lets play a fun game that helps us learn each others names. Josh : We already know each others names. Lars : Silence! Lars : I have them on the "body" system. Julie : The "body" system? Lars : Yah, the body system [blows whistle and screams] Lars : BODY! Gerry : [holding hands] BUDDY! Julie : Oh, the BUDDY system |
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