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![]() Thomas Calabro QuotationMovie Title: Melrose Place (1992) as Michael / Dr. Michael Mancini: Matt Fielding : How can you stay with a woman who tried to kill you? Dr. Michael Mancini : Do I judge your lifestyle, Matt? Dr. Michael Mancini : It's this building... it makes people nuts. It must be something in the water, something to do with the pool. Come to think of it, I was normal when I moved in. Dr. Peter Burns : I've got a medical board hearing at the end of the week. They want to yank my license. Dr. Michael Mancini : You're kidding. Just 'cause you tried to kill one of your patients? Sydney Andrews Mancini Field : It looks like the Sleaze Bag Hall of Fame is missing a member. Now what would bring vermin like you out in the daylight? I know, you want to apologize. Dr. Michael Mancini : No, Syd, I want a divorce. Sydney Andrews Mancini Field : And I want to wake up tomorrow morning and sing like Aretha Franklin. Do the words, "go to hell" mean anything to you? Dr. Michael Mancini : Hey Syd, how you doing? Sydney Andrews Mancini Field : I'm fine, you're screwed. Michael : Call me old-fashioned, but I'd like to know who I'm sleeping with. Michael : How you doin' Syd? Sydney : You scum. Michael : Yeah, I miss you too. Nurse Amy : She's your wife's landlord. That would be your present wife, number four, isn't it? And she wants all your belongings out of the house by to-night. Michael : And did she say why? Nurse Amy : Nooo, but I'm sure we'll be reading about it in tomorrow morning's newspaper. Megan : I'm a prostitute ok, I belong here. Michael : We're both prostitutes - practically everybody I know is a prostitute. prostitute: At least everybody on this street. Michael : Would you bud out. Sydney Andrews Mancini Fields : Michael, I love you. Dr. Michael Mancini : Well, that's your problem, isn't it? Dr. Michael Mancini : Kimberly, you're a doctor. You know the facts, and the fact is, your mother's solution to everything is to drag you back to the midwest, even if it risks your life, because she hates me. Dr. Kimberly Shaw Mancini : Michael that's not so. Marion Shaw : You're right Michael. I would do *anything* to get her away from you. She was a doctor with a bright future until you nearly killed her. And then you infected her with your cruelty and your deceit. You made her sick... I'm gonna make her well. Dr. Michael Mancini : And I gave her cancer, right? You'd blame me for global warming if you could make it fly... you are a twisted, bitter old crone, you know that? Sydney Andrews Mancini Fields : We're perfect for each other. Don't you get it? Dr. Michael Mancini : Get this, Sydney. You are one stupid slut who's crossed the line and I don't want to see your face anymore. Sydney Andrews Mancini Fields : Jane warned me about how cranky you get in the morning. [learning that Megan is a hooker] Dr. Michael Mancini : I've had a lot of practice dealing with women who, shall we say... stray from the norm. [to Matt] Dr. Michael Mancini : I don't know how it works with your kind, but when I buy a woman a closet full of clothes, it's because I want to see her naked. [About Megan] Dr. Michael Mancini : If you get us back together, what's in it for you? Jennifer Mancini : ["Godfather" voice] One day Michael, I will come to you for a favor, and when I do, you will grant me that favor... no matter what it is. Capiche? Dr. Michael Mancini : [Pause] You're the weird one in the family... you know that, right? [Eric has sent Megan flowers] Dr. Michael Mancini : [Jealous] This is a doctor's office. Patients have allergies, I have allergies. Megan Lewis Mancini : No you don't. Dr. Michael Mancini : Well, I'm developing them. Dr. Brett "Coop" Cooper : Is it weird to show compassion? To want to give life back to a patient? Dr. Michael Mancini : Dr. Frankenstein said the same thing. Dr. Brett "Coop" Cooper : You know, you have got to be the lowest form of life I've encountered since the last time I stepped on a slug! Dr. Michael Mancini : Well why don't you just leave before I throw you out with the rest of the medical waste. [calling Burns, Mancini & Cooper] Dr. Michael Mancini : Megan! I need a favor! Megan Lewis Mancini McBride : Uh, you have the wrong number! Dr. Michael Mancini : What was I thinking? That you'd actually listen to me? That you'd actually stay out of my life? Course you won't. You can't. You haven't got the capabilities! It's like asking an ape to do algebra. Taylor Davis McBride : Now now Michael. Apes are very intelligent. [Taylor wants to go with Michael to his college reunion] Dr. Michael Mancini : The answer is no! You're probably too pregnant to travel anyway. Taylor Davis McBride : I'm not that delicate! Dr. Michael Mancini : No, but you'll probably throw the plane out of balance. Movie Title: Best Actress (2000) as Ted Gavin: Lori Seefer : So what's Hell like? Is it hot with burning fires? Ted Gavin : No, it's a lot like Hollywood only with more agents. Lori Seefer : Ewew! Ted Gavin : I'm kidding! It's like I'm in this weird limbo state where I'm forced to watch my sad pathetic life over and over again. It's like a made-for-TV-movie, but with narration. |
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