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![]() Orson Bean QuotationMovie Title: Being John Malkovich (1999) as Dr. Lester: Dr. Lester : She has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western. Dr. Lester : I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. [During a job interview] Dr. Lester : Which of these two letters comes first, this one or this one? Craig Schwartz : The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir? Dr. Lester : Damn, you're good. I was trying to trick you. Dr. Lester : Any questions? Craig Schwartz : Just one. Why are these ceilings so low? Dr. Lester : Low overhead, my boy - we pass the savings on to you! But seriously, that'll all be covered in the orientation. Dr. Lester : Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz. Craig Schwartz : Oh, no. Dr. Lester : If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears. Craig Schwartz : I wasn't toying with her sir, I wouldn't -- pardon me, how old are you, sir? Dr. Lester : 105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes. Dr. Lester : Hello, Mr. Juarez. Craig Schwartz : Dr. Lester, My name is Craig Schwartz, a small mixup with your secretary... Dr. Lester : [into intercom] Security! Dr. Lester : Floris, Get Guinness on the phone. Floris : Right away, Dr. Lester. Genghis Khan Capone. Dr. Lester : My Spunk is manna from heaven. Movie Title: The Hobbit (1977) as Bilbo Baggins: Bilbo Baggins : I'm Mr. Bilbo Baggins, I've lost my dwarves, my wizard and my way. Bilbo Baggins : A box without hinges, key, or a lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. Gollum : Eggs! Eggs is the answer. Bilbo Baggins : No hat, no stick, no pipe, not even a pocket handherchief. How can one survive? Bilbo Baggins : We hobbits are plain, quiet creatures. Adventures make one late for dinner. |
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