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 Khary Payton QuotationMovie Title: Latter Days (2003) as Andrew: [chastising a major actress] Traci Levine : Thank God. She's finally leaving. Andrew : Can you believe Entertainment Weekly called her "the new sweetheart of American cinema?" Traci Levine : That cunt? She made Julie take my table because she thought I hadn't bathed recently - like she should talk. Did you see the way she eats? Andrew : Yeah. Did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call 'em calves. Christian Markelli : I bet after sex, she smokes a ham. [Lila appears] Lila Montagne : Andrew, darling, a glass of that cuvée. And people, I do hope we're not speaking despairingly about our clientele. Gossip is so ignoble, especially regarding those less fortunate. Traci Levine : Less fortunate, that bitch? Andrew : You know something. Come on, tell! Lila Montagne : Please, no. I would never tell tales such as... well, with the frequency she does it, the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic exercises. Christian Markelli : No way! She hardly looks bulimic! Lila Montagne : Yes. Well, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest more of the purging and a little less of the binging. Andrew : Hey, there, beauty queen. Pay attention to the task at hand, ok? I don't have all day to go over this stuff. Christian : Hey, I got up at 5:30 to be here on time - cut me some slack, will you? Andrew : Look, quit bitching. It's the early bird that catches the worm. Christian : Ok, now, there's an incentive. Who cares about a worm when you can get pizza till 3? Andrew : Ok, here's the deal. I'm gonna take you around to see a few more things. Once we finish up your training, there'll be a half-hour of cutting and chopping, then we'll set you up with a route. Christian : A route? On my first day? Andrew : Come on, you're delivering food. It's what you do already - only this time you're driving. Think of yourself as a waiter on wheels. Christian : Great. If I were in hot pants and rollar skates, this would be the fulfillment of a dream. Andrew : [looks Christian up and down] For all of us. Movie Title: Teen Titans (2003) as Cyborg: Beast Boy : Who wants tofu waffles? Cyborg : Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles. [Starfire, Cyborg and Robin are sitting at a picnic table] Starfire : This tangy, yellow liquid is delicious. Cyborg : Uh, Starfire...? Robin : That's mustard... Starfire : Is there any more? [Robin and Cyborg stare at her weirdly] Cyborg : Does the tofu have meat in it? Beast Boy : No, of course the tofu doesn't have meat in it, it's TOFU. Cyborg : Have you ever seen her this happy? Beast Boy : Dude, I didn't think Raven could DO happy. [Beast Boy and Cyborg are fighting, trying to fnid the remote control] Cyborg : [shouting] Man, how am I supposed to watch TV without the remote? Raven : (angry) Simple... you just get up, and change the channel. [Pause] Cyborg : Don't even joke like that. Raven : Ugggghh... I wasn't joking. Cyborg : Good. Cause it's not funny. [the Titans are deciding on pizza toppings] Cyborg : Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience? Beast Boy : Dude, I've BEEN most of those animals. Robin : You've got a problem, Tin Man? Cyborg : YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel. [about remote controls] Cyborg : Yeah... we have, like, nine. Cyborg : Maybe he has an extra remote. I mean, we got like nine... Cyborg : Fuzzy dice? Now that's just tacky! Cyborg : That's it, y'all. The Teen Titans are officially probe-free. Beast Boy : [doing the robot] Go Beast Boy, you're probeless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy... get funkkky! [moonwalks] Beast Boy : Uh uh that's right. Cyborg : I will NOT be havin' attitude from a BOAT! Robin : [yawn] Cyborg? It's late. And I don't think we're supposed to be out of our... Cyborg : I can't sleep. I tried calling home to make sure Beast Boy's okay... but I can't get a signal through. Robin : We're in an alternate dimension... kinda outside your calling plan. I'm sure he's fine. The Master said all the losers were sent home... safe and sound. Cyborg : Yeah, I know. But I've just got a bad feeling... there's something weird about this game. Robin : I guess it couldn't hurt to have a look around... HOOOLD ON- I know what you're doing! Cyborg : [question mark] What am I doing? Robin : You're trying to trick me again, like you did in the card game. Cyborg : I am? Robin : Sure. [inside Robin's "Sherlock Holmes" thougt bubble] Robin : We'll go..."investigate" and be up ALL night and find nothing. Then you'll recharge your batteries in fifteen minutes while I get no sleep! Cyborg : Say WHAT? Robin : When round two starts, I'll be fighting fatigued, and you'll be that much closer to winning the prize. Cyborg : No man, for REAL! I'm just worried about BB, c'mon... winning ISN'T... Robin : [closing the door] Riiiiight. [shuts door] Cyborg : [muttering under his breath] Crazy, paranoid, hyper-competitive, spiky-haired little-... [Beast Boy as just caught Raven] Raven : You saved me? I thought you didn't like me. Beast Boy : Thought you didn't like me. Cyborg : Hey! I like both of you! Now let's get out of here! Robin : [seeing Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven standing in the doorway of her room] Where have you guys been? Cyborg : Just getting to know each other. Starfire : Come friend, let us prepare a breakfast feast! Beast Boy : [looking at Raven] It's a little late for breakfast Star. How about about some herbal tea? Raven : [smiling at Beast Boy] Actually, breakfast sounds nice. Beast Boy : [beaming] All right! One breakfast, coming up! [he runs off] Cyborg : Oh no! [he runs after Beast Boy] Cyborg : I'm making breakfast! We're having real eggs! Cash: What's going on, Buddy? Cyborg : I want my car. Sammy : Yeah, see, um... the thing is... we sort of lost it in a race. Cyborg : YOU LOST MY CAR? MY CAR LOST A RACE? Cash: No way, we beat him easily. She handled like a dream. Cyborg : She did? How'd you take the curve? Cause, you know, I've been working on the supsension part to d-d-d-d... Don't try to distract me. Cyborg : [about Terra] No more chances. Starfire : No more trust. Raven : No more mercy. Beast Boy : She's just another criminal. Robin : And we're gonna stop her. No matter WHAT it takes. Cyborg : [Cyborg and Beast Boy are playing racing car games] You wanna past me, but you can't pass me, you can't pass... YOU PASSED ME! |
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