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 Kevin Clash QuotationMovie Title: Dinosaurs (1991) as Baby / Baby Sinclair / Howard Handupme: Fran Sinclair : [They are driving to the doctor's office] How about a cupcake? Baby Sinclair : Ooh Cupcake. Earl Sinclair : [driving] You're giving a kid a cupcake in a new car? What are you thinking about? Fran Sinclair : Him. He gets a little nervous whenever I take him to the pediatrician so I'm trying to make the whole experience a little more positive. It's called parenting, Earl. Earl Sinclair : Oh please. I've been parenting for 15 years, nobody has to tell me how to be a good dad. [to Baby] Earl Sinclair : You get one crumb on that seat and you're crawling home, buster. Earl Sinclair : Mr. Toilet's a friend, and the best way to treat a new friend is to sit on them and give them a big present. Baby Sinclair : That's disgusting. Earl Sinclair : That may be, but you're gonna do it anyway. Chief Elder Edward R. Hero: I decree that henceforth, this child shall be called... Uh... Baby Sinclair : I'm the Baby, gotta love me. Chief Elder Edward R. Hero: Baby. Baby Sinciar. Yes. Fran Sinclair : Baby? Oh what a beautiful name. Earl Sinclair : Baby? I could've done this job. Baby Sinclair : Smoo. B.P. Richfield : What did he call me? Earl Sinclair : Uh... He said Lou. You see he thinks of you as his sweet Uncle Lou. B.P. Richfield : My name is not Lou. Earl Sinclair : I know but don't you find the uncle part endearing? Baby : Robbie. Um, tell me a story. Robbie Sinclair : Life stinks, The End. Baby Sinclair : Not the momma. Earl : Good day, family that loves me. Baby : Not the Momma. Earl : Alright, that ends right now. I've had it up to here with that not-the-momma stuff. I am not Not the Momma, I am the daddy, and you only get one, and that's what you're gonna call me. Say "Daddy". [Baby refuses Baby : I got leeches. Can I keep them? Frank : No, hon, those are for dinner. Baby : Are we dead? Fran : No, sweetheart. Baby : You promised. Earl : Don't touch that remote control. Don't you pick that up. You turn off that television, you're going to be one sorry little dinosaur. Baby : [Switches off TV] I'm sorry. Earl : Give me that back. Baby : Story. Earl : No story. Baby : Story. Earl : No story, give me that back. [Baby hits Earl with remote] Earl : Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children and it was a golden age. Baby : Then what happened? Earl : I went to work. Baby : Why? Earl : Because your mother makes me. Baby : Am I at work? Earl : No. Baby : Am I at work? Earl : No. Baby : Am I at work? Earl : Yes, yes. Baby : No I'm not. Howard Handupme : A meteor, twice the size of earth, is heading towards our planet and will destroy all life. This just in, no it's not. Baby Sinclair : I'm alone in here. Baby : You sure you know what you're doing? Earl : Haven't a clue. Baby : I wanna go to school. Charlene : Why? Baby : So I can stay home. Charlene : You are home. Baby : Then I got my way. [Baby Sinclair pretends he's snoring] Fran Sinclair : I don't believe you. Baby Sinclair : I don't blame you. Baby Sinclair : I wanna go to the afterlife. So much better then the now life. Movie Title: Muppet Treasure Island (1996) as Spa'am / Polly Lobster: Gonzo : I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets. Long John Silver : Talking... parrots? Polly Lobster : What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots, what's next - a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park? Polly Lobster : I could have been a lawyer, but I just had too much heart. Spa'am : Hmm... we see you have boom-boom sticks... bye bye. Polly Lobster : Give it to him. Clueless Morgan : (Confused) But, um, it's not even his Birthday... Movie Title: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) as Splinter: Splinter : Kids. April : Okay, those guys in the black pajamas, they jumped me, and... and that rat... I saw you in the parking lot... and you guys... I have no idea where you came from! Splinter : If you will please just sit down... April : It talks! Splinter : It is really quite simple, Miss O'Neil. April : And he knows my name... perfect! Why don't I ever dream of Harrison Ford? Splinter : I just made a funny! [last lines] Leonardo : We were awesome! Michaelangelo : Bodacious! Raphael : Bitchin'! Donatello : Uh... Michaelangelo : Gnarly! Leonardo : Radical! Raphael : Totally tubular, Dude. Michaelangelo : Wicked! Splinter : I have always liked... Cowabunga. All: Cowabunga! Splinter : I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan, a pet of my master Yoshi. Mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki and they competed in all things but nothing more fiercely than the love for a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance, I remember it well. As my master returned home to find his beloved Shin, lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone. Splinter : Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago in the home of my master, Omato Yoshi! The Shredder : [Removes his mask to reveal his bite wounds] You! Now I will finish what I began with your EAR! Splinter : Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be [Shredder falls from the building and lands in the back of a garbage truck] Splinter : ... Without honor. Splinter : I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja that ultimate mastering comes not from the body but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight that which I gladly return with my final words, I love you all my sons. Splinter : For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi. When we were forced to come to New York, I found myself for the first time without a home, wandering thew sewers, scavaging for whatever I could find. And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles. Michaelangelo : That was us. Hee hee. Donatello : Shut up. Oh no! Splinter : The little ones were crawling into a strange glowing ooze from a broken canister near by. I gathered them up in an old coffee can and when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock. For they had doubled in size. I, too, was growing. Particularly in intellect. I was amazed how intelligent they seemed, but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next: one of them spoke! More words followed, and I began their training. Teaching them all that I had learned from my master. And soon, I gave them all names: Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael. April : I'm not dreaming, am I? Splinter : No. I'm afraid not. Movie Title: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) as Splinter: Splinter : Michaelangelo, show the professor where we may rest. Michaelangelo : Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton. [Opens subway car and they both look in] Michaelangelo : Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton. Splinter : Their world can never be ours. Michaelangelo : Uh... Not even pizza? Splinter : [after pause] Pizza's okay. [The turtles sigh with relief] Michaelangelo : Man, give a guy a heart attack. April: And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight... Donatello : What? April: He said he'd send out Tokka and Razahr again. This time into Central Park. Donatello : Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those people? Splinter : Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes. Splinter : Were you seen? Leonardo : Of course not Master. Donatello : We practice Ninja. Michalangelo: [appearing from behind Don] The art of invisibility. Splinter : (holds up newspaper with the turtles on it, headed; Ninja Rap Is Born) Practise harder. Ten flips now! [The turtles sigh] Splinter : And remember, Go ninja, go ninja, go! Splinter : Were you seen? Leonardo : Of course not, Master, we practiced Ninja. Michaelangelo : The art of invisibility. Splinter : [Shows them a newspaper picture of the turtles dancing on stage] Practice harder. Ten flips now! And remember: Go Ninja, go Ninja, go! I made another funny! Ha ha ha ha! Splinter : I made another funny! Hahaha! Movie Title: Sesame Street (1969) as Elmo: Elmo : Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle. Movie Title: Muppets From Space (1999) as Clifford: [Gonzo appears on live TV] Clifford : Hey, you better get down there, Kerm. Kermit : Relax. No one is going anywhere, okay? Gonzo : [on TV] You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space. Rizzo : So you want to go now, or wait for the commercial? Kermit : Now. Kermit : What is he doing up there? Rizzo : His breakfast cereal told him to sit up there. Clifford : Talk about whole grain and nuts. Clifford : Nah, Baby! Me and Gonzo are very tight. In fact, we're gonna be chillin' in our hot tub later on. Perhaps you'd like to partake in the partay? Movie Title: Sesame Street Special (1988) as Hoots the Owl: Ernie : Listen, Hoots, ya gotta put down the saxophone if you wanna squeak your duckie. Hoots the Owl : You gotta put down the duckie if you wanna play the saxophone. |
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