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 Alan Cumming QuotationMovie Title: Titus (1999) as Saturnius: Saturnius : What hast thou done, unnatural and unkind? Titus : Killed her, for whom my tears had made me blind. Movie Title: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) as Gazoo / Mick Jagged: Fred Flintstone : Hey, was that an insult? Gazoo : Well, if the shoe fits... Barney Rubble : What's a shoe? Gazoo : Than I guess it *was* an insult. Mick Jagged : You're awfully pretty when you smile, Miss Betty O'Shale. Gazoo : [after seeing the "Univershell" logo] Did anyone else see those big letters circling the planet? Movie Title: The High Life (1994) as Sebastian: Sebastian : Nul points! Nul Points! Even Lynsey de Paul and Mike Moran did better than that in 1977 with 'Rock Bottom' and they were shite! Sebastian : Pif, paf pof! Sebastian : Hello Ms Spurtle, how's your arse for love bites? Shona : Fine thankye, how's ye ear for dermatitis? Sebastian : Piff Paff Poff! I want to have it off 'till I cough! Movie Title: Spy Kids (2001) as Fegan Floop: Mr. Alexander Minion : I feel it is time we concentrated on our grand, diabolical plan. Fegan Floop : Syndication? Movie Title: Emma (1996) as Rev. Elton: Emma Woodhouse : Thank you for being so thoughtful. Rev. Elton : No - thank you for thinking I am thoughtful. Rev. Elton : Were I not an old married man, I should gladly do the job. But my dancing days are over. Emma Woodhouse : [Seating herself in a carriage] My, this weather ... Rev. Elton : Miss Woodhouse, please! Fate has left us alone for a reason. Emma Woodhouse : Mr. Elton! Why do you seize my hand! Rev. Elton : I do not seize your hand so much as the opportunity to tell you that I am hoping, no, fearing; ready to die if you refuse me! Emma Woodhouse : Good heavens! Go back! Rev. Elton : Surely my ardent attachment to you, my love and devotion cannot help but have made an impression! Emma Woodhouse : Mr. Elton! It is I, Miss Woodhouse! Rev. Elton : Mm hmm. Emma Woodhouse : The party spirits have confused you! Allow me to deliver your message to Miss Smith, but you must direct no more of it to me. Rev. Elton : Miss Smith? What sort of message would I want to send to her? Miss Smith? Movie Title: GoldenEye (1995) as Boris Grishenko: [repeated line] Boris Grishenko : I am invincible! Boris Grishenko : [shaking a malfunctioning computer monitor vigorously] Speak to me! Movie Title: Josie and the Pussycats (2001) as Wyatt: [to pilot] Wyatt : Put the Chevy to the levy. Wyatt : Lithping Litha? Is it really you? Fiona : White-Ass Wally? Alexandra Cabot : [using a fake English accent] I used to travel the continent. Fancy a snog? Wyatt : Fancy a mint? Movie Title: X2 (2003) as Nightcrawler: Nightcrawler : You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hated them. I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes. Storm : Well I gave up on pity a long time ago. Nightcrawler : Someone so beautiful should not be so angry. Storm : Sometimes anger can help you survive. Nightcrawler : So can faith. Storm : Can you teleport inside? Nightcrawler : No. I have to be able to see where I am going, otherwise I could wind up inside a wall. Storm : It is about to get very cold in here. Nightcrawler : I'm not going anywhere. Nightcrawler : Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody, even their voice. Mystique : [as Nightcrawler] Even their voice. Nightcrawler : Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else. Mystique : Because we shouldn't have to. Cyclops : Everybody stand back. Dr. Jean Grey : Scott no. His mind is connected to Cerebro. Opening the door, could kill him and everyone his mind is linked to. Storm : Wait, Kurt, I need you to take me inside. Cyclops : Storm, who is this guy? Who are you? Nightcrawler : My name is Kurt Wagner, but in the Munich Circus... Storm : He's a teleporter. Nightcrawler : I told you, If I can't see where I'm going... Storm : I have faith in you. Dr. Jean Grey : Don't believe anything you see in there. Nightcrawler : Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven. Storm : [about Nightcrawler's scars] So... What are they? Nightcrawler : They're angelic symbols, passed on to mankind by the archangel Gabriel. Storm : They're beautiful. How many do you have? Nightcrawler : One for every sin. So quite a few. Nightcrawler : My name is Kurt Wagner. But in the Munich circus, I was known as The Incredible Nightcrawler! Wolverine : Ah, save it. Nightcrawler : Please don't kill me, I didn't mean to harm anyone. Storm : Now why would people have gotten that impression? Nightcrawler : There was so much shooting, such fear and then there was only pain. I could see it all happening, but I couldn't stop myself. It was like a bad dream. Perhaps he is testing me. Storm : and before you were in the white house, what do you remember? Nightcrawler : Nothing. I was here. Storm : Jean. Dr. Jean Grey : I'd rather get him back to the professor. Nightcrawler : The Professor? Storm : Did you do these yourself? Nightcrawler : Yes. Nightcrawler : The lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Movie Title: Bernard and the Genie (1991) as Bernard Bottle: Bernard Bottle : So all I have to do is wish? Genie : As far as I know; the training for this stupid job is practically nonexistent. Genie : One day I was in the Temple when they tried to turn it into a supermarket; Jesus went in there and kicked ass! Bernard Bottle : Like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Genie : Yes, but with smaller pectorals. Bernard Bottle : But now, I'm as happy as Michelle Pfeiffer's underpants. Movie Title: Plunkett & Macleane (1999) as Lord Rochester: Macleane : Still swinging both ways, Rochester? Lord Rochester : Jamie, I swing every way. Lord Rochester : No, the new world is too far. Too big. Too primitive. No, no, my place is here...corrupting the young. Movie Title: Get Carter (2000) as Jeffrey Kinnear / Jeremy Kinnear: Jeffrey Kinnear : I'm a fucking Harvard graduate, I don't do porn! Jeremy Kinnear : [stops his golf cart and starts to talk to Jack Carter] You know why I like golf, Mr. Carter? [pause] Jeremy Kinnear : Cause the ball just keeps going away. [pause] Jeremy Kinnear : Only sport where you hit that little suck and it doesn't come back actually. [pause] Jeremy Kinnear : I gonna wanna go after and get it. I wanna get to it. I just knock it away again. [laughs] Jeremy Kinnear : You see what I'm saying, Mr. Carter? [pause] Jeremy Kinnear : Once I get rid of it, [pause] Jeremy Kinnear : I never wanna see it again. Jeremy Kinnear : Please slow down, you gonna kill us. Jack Carter : That's the point, Jeremy. Jeremy Kinnear : OK. OK, you want money? You want money, just name your price. I have more money than God. Jack Carter : You need a drink. [Jack Carter comes with Geraldine in Jeremy Kinnear's office and sees his bodyguard Jimmy] Jeremy Kinnear : Oh, don't worry about Jimmy. He's... He's more here for decoration. Jack Carter : So, what's your name? Jeremy Kinnear : Jeremy Kinnear. Maybe you read about me in Forbes. Jack Carter : No, I don't do that, Jeremy. So, what do you telling me, you're bucks up? Movie Title: Spice World (1997) as Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth: Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth : [singing while inquiring of three getting in on one ticket] Tonight is the night when three become one. |
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