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 Tom Cruise Quotation"When he talks, he has so much energy it's almost like he's dancing. So I used that to choreograph his action scenes." - John Woo "The thing about film-making is I give it everything, that's why I work so hard. I always tell young actors to take charge. It's not that hard. Sign your own checks, be responsible." "I don't drink but I had a beer that night and they only did one set up like that. I'm a cheap date. What can I say?" -- to Jay Leno regarding his topless Vanity Fair cover shoot. "We knew from the beginning the level of commitment needed. We felt honored to work with Stanley Kubrick. We were going to do what it took to do this picture, whatever time, because I felt - and Nic [Nicole Kidman] did, too - that this was going to be a really special time for us. We knew it would be difficult. But I would have absolutely kicked myself if I hadn't done this." - Talking about "Eyes Wide Shut". "I have cooked turkeys in my day but when Mom's around I let her do it." "I was 18 when I saw Kurosawa's Seven Samurai. After about 30 seconds I relaised that this was not just a cultural thing, it was universal. Years later I read Bushido. It talked about many things that I strive for in my own life: loyality, compassion, responsibility, the idea of looking back on your life and taking responsibility for everything you've ever done. I'm fascinated by the samurai and the samurai code - it's one of the main reasons I wanted to make The Last Samurai." "Awards are wonderful. I've been nominated many times and I've won many awards. But my journey is not towards that. If it happens it will be a blast. If it doesn't, it's still been a blast." "I believe in life. I know that life comes in at your heart and it doesn't matter if you're an actor, a filmmaker or a gentleman on the street, it comes at you. What Scientology gives me is the tools to deal with that, to better enjoy my life and to be able to contribute more." [On his role as the hitman in 'Collateral'] "I've never played a character like this before. Vincent interested me because he is such an anti-social personality, bringing destruction and chaos with him wherever he goes. He's a force of nature." I remember getting through high school and thinking, 'Boy, I'm glad I got that behind me!' Then when I was 19, I got 'Risky Business,' and I realized, 'Ah, so this is life - it's a little bigger than I thought! As a young actor, people were trying to define who I was before I really knew that for myself. But I still remember thinking, 'This is what I love doing, and I hope I'm going to be able to do it forever. I've had a very interesting life. There are ways of handling the complexities. I'm willing to take on responsibilities as a father, as a producer, as an actor - and I enjoy that. I've always been changing and evolving and growing. There's no pinnacle of power where you can sit back and rest. Because I grew up in so many different places, I was used to rumors [about me]. You know, I didn't have the right shoes, I didn't have the right clothes. I even had the wrong accent. Movie Title: Days of Thunder (1990) as Cole Trickle: Cole Trickle : Yeah, well the sonofabitch just slammed into me. Harry Hogge : No, no, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he RUBBED you. And rubbin, son, is racin'. Harry Hogge : What do you know about stock car racing? Cole Trickle : Well... watched it on television, of course. Harry Hogge : You've seen it on television? Cole Trickle : ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up. Harry Hogge : I'm sure I would. Tim Daland : You said you'd look at him. Harry Hogge : I've looked at him. Tim Daland : I paid twenty five hundred dollars to use this track today, Harry. Cole Trickle : Forget it, he needs a brand name like Exon or Richard Petty. Harry Hogge : Well, I know a damn race driver when I see one. Rowdy Burns : You run good. Cole Trickle : Thank you. Rowdy Burns : Now go get your own car and we'll see how you do in a crowd. [During a pit stop.] Harry Hogge : Alright. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car. Cole Trickle : Hit the pace car? Harry Hogge : Hit the pace car. Cole Trickle : What for? Harry Hogge : Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect. Dr. Claire Lewicki : Boy, you're very quick. Cole Trickle : You oughta see me drive. Dr. Claire Lewicki : Tell me what you love so much about racing. Cole Trickle : Speed. To be able to control it. To know that I can control something that's out of control. Cole Trickle : Claire, I'm more afraid of bein' nothing than I am of being hurt. Cole Trickle : "Whoa. Her ass is all over the place." Harry Hogge : "Loose is fast, and on the edge of out-of-control" Cole Trickle : Now are you gonna walk, or am I gonna have to carry you? Harry Hogge : To where? Cole Trickle : Victory Lane. Harry Hogge : Walk? Hell... I'll race your ass. Movie Title: The Outsiders (1983) as Steve: Steve : Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something. Ponyboy : The police talking about putting me and Soda in a boys home: No way! They ain't putting me in no boys' home. Steve : Don't worry, Ponyboy they don't do that to heroes. Hey, where is soda and super-dope, anyhow? Darrel Curtis : Super what? Steve : All brawn, no brains. Steve : Beer for breakfast there, Two-Bit? Movie Title: Far and Away (1992) as Joseph Donnelly: Joseph Donnelly : You're a corker, Shannon. What a corker you are. Joseph Donnelly : I have no wish to fight ya. Joseph Donnelly : You arrogant bastard! You're not in Ireland any more! [about Grace] Shannon Christie : She's got an awfully large Chest to be going to church. Joseph Donnelly : Well, All Chests are equal in the eyes of God. Joseph Donnelly : I tried to prove myself to you, But I know nothing of Books, or Alphabets, or Sun, or Moon, or... All I know is Joseph Loves Shannon [To one of his drunken brothers who has just insulted him] Joseph Donnelly : There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life. [Joe Donnelly dies] Batey: God bless your soul Joe Donnelly... [everyone is quiet, they turn and Joe comes back to life] Joseph Donnelly : SAINTS ALIVE! Da! We thought you were dead! Joe Donnelly: I was, I came back to tell you something... you're an odd one boy. Joseph Donnelly : You came back to tell me I was odd? Movie Title: Young Guns (1988) as Charlie Crawford: Charlie Crawford : Hey you ain't no regulator, boy. You just stay here with the pork, they're smarter than you anyway, you might learn something. Movie Title: A Few Good Men (1992) as Kaffee: Kaffee : Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security? Kaffee : And don't wear that perfume in court, it wrecks my concentration. Galloway : Really. Kaffee : I was talking to Sam. Kaffee : Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with Kennedy assassination. Kaffee : You don't need a patch on your arm to have honor. Lt. Weinberg : You've heard her. My daughter said a word. She said 'pa'. Kaffee : She was pointing to a mailbox, Sam. Lt. Weinberg : That's right. She pointed to the mailbox and said 'pa, look, a mailbox. Kaffee : You ever talk to a client of mine without permission, I'll have you disbarred. Friends? Galloway : I had authorization. Kaffee : From who? Galloway : Ginny Miller. Louden's aunt on his mother's side. Kaffee : You got authorization from Aunt Ginny? Galloway : It's perfectly within my boundaries. Kaffee : Does Aunt Ginny have a barn? Maybe we could hold the trial there. I'll sew the costumes and maybe Uncle Goober can be the judge. Lt. Weinberg : Cmdr. Galloway, Lt. Kaffee is considered to be the best litigator in our office. He successfully plea bargained 44 cases in 9 months. Kaffee : One more and I get a set of steak knives. Kaffee : You think I can't subpoena Markinson? Capt. Ross : You won't find him. Do you know what Markinson did for his first 17 of his 22 years in the Marines? Counterintelligence. Markinson is gone. There is no Markinson. Kaffee : You and Dawson, you both live in the same dreamworld. It doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove. So don't tell me what I know, or don't know. I know the LAW. Kaffee : Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit. Galloway : It's my opinion that if this case is handled in the same slick-ass, Persian bazaar, fast food manner with which you seem to handle everything else, it's my opinion that something would be missed. And I wouldn't be doing my job if I let Dawson and Downey spent any more time in prison than absolutely necessary because their lawyer had predetermined the path of least resistance. Kaffee : Wow... I'm sexually aroused, Commander. Kaffee : [yelling] Did you order the code red? Col. Jessep : [yelling] You're god damn right I did. Col. Jessep : So how is your dad, Danny? Kaffee : He passed away seven years ago, sir. Col. Jessep : Don't I feel like the fucking asshole? Kaffee : Not at all sir. Kaffee : Whoa. Hold it. We gotta take a boat? Barnes : Yes, sir. To get to the other side of the bay. Kaffee : Nobody said anything about a boat. Barnes : Is there a problem, sir? Kaffee : No, no problem. I'm just not that crazy about boats, that's all. Galloway : Jesus Christ, Kaffee, you're in the Navy for crying out loud. Kaffee : I don't like flying because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain. I don't think Dramamine is going to help. Lt. Weinberg : Try some oregano. I hear that works pretty good. Kaffee : I figured since we were out of witnesses, I might as well drink a little. Galloway : We can still win this. Kaffee : Maybe you should drink a little. Kaffee : ...and what do we have for our contestants, Bob? For Lt. Kaffee we have a court martial. [shouting] Kaffee : Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid." Kaffee : Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school. Kaffee : Lt. Kendrick, may I call you John? Lt. Kendrick : No, you may not. Kaffee : Have I done something to offend you? Lt. Kendrick : No, I like all you Navy boys. Every time we gotta go some place to fight, you fellas always give us a ride. Col. Jessep : Ever put your life in a man's hands or asked him to put his life in yours? Kaffee : No, sir. Col. Jessep : We follow orders, son. We follow orders or people die. It's that simple. Are we clear? Kaffee : Yes, sir. Col. Jessep : ARE WE CLEAR? Kaffee : Crystal. Colonel, I just have one final question before I put Airman O'Malley and Airman Rodriguez on the stand: If you gave an order that Private Santiago wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would Private Santiago be in danger? Why would it be necessary to transfer him off the base? Col. Jessep : We follow orders son. We follow orders, or people die. It's that simple. Are we clear? Kaffee : Yes, Sir. Col. Jessep : Are we CLEAR? Kaffee : Crystal. Col. Jessep : You want answers? Kaffee : I think I'm entitled. Col. Jessep : You want answers? Kaffee : I want the truth. Col. Jessep : You can't handle the truth. Barnes : I've got some camouflage jackets in the Jeep, sirs, I suggest you both put them on. Kaffee : Camouflage jackets? Barnes : Yes sir, we'll be riding pretty close to the fence line. The Cubans see an officer wearing white, they think it might be someone they'd wanna take a shot at. Kaffee : Good call, Sam. Galloway : Are you planning on doing any investigating, or are you just gonna take the guided tour? Kaffee : I'm pacing myself. Dawson : Do you think we were right? Kaffee : It doesn't matter... Dawson : DO YOU THINK WE WERE RIGHT? Kaffee : I think you'd lose. Dawson : You're such a coward, I can't believe they let you wear a uniform. Kaffee : So this is what a courtroom looks like. Kaffee : It was oregano, Dave, it was a dime bag of oregano. Lieutenant Dave Spradling : Yeah, well, your client thought it was marijuana. Kaffee : My client's a moron, that's not against the law. Capt. Ross : Who is this? Kaffee : Lieutenant Galloway. She's very pleased to meet you. Capt. Ross : Who is this? Kaffee : Lieutenant Galloway. She's very pleased to meet you. Kaffee : This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers. Kaffee : Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room? [Dawson stands up and shoves his hands in his pockets] Col. Jessep : You fuckin' people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son. Kaffee : Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy. And you're under arrest, you son of a bitch. Kaffee : All right, what's the code? Dawson : Unit, Corps, God, country. Kaffee : Come again? Dawson : Unit, Corps, God, country. Kaffee : The United States of America wants to charge the two of you with murder & you want me to go before the judge with "Unit, Corps, God, country"? Kaffee : Sherby, does the Navy still hang people from yardarms? Lt. Sherby : I don't think so. Kaffee : Dave, Sherby doesn't think the Navy hangs people from yardarms anymore. Kaffee : Did you talk to your friend at the NIS? Lt. Weinberg : Yeah, he said if Markinson doesn't want to be found, we're not gonna find him. He said I could be Markinson and you wouldn't even know. Kaffee : Are you Markinson? Lt. Weinberg : No. Kaffee : I'm not Markinson... that's two. Kaffee : Is this funny, sir? Col. Jessep : No, it's tragic. Kaffee : Do you have an answer? Col. Jessep : Absolutely. My answer is I don't have the first damn clue. Maybe he was an early riser and liked to pack in the morning. And maybe he didn't have any friends. I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the travel habits of William Santiago. What I do know is that he was set to leave the base at 0600. Now, are these the questions I was called here to answer? Phone calls and foot lockers? Please tell me you have something more, Lieutenant. These two men are on trial for their lives. Please tell me that their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a phone bill. [Kaffee hesitates, dumbfounded] Col. Jessep : Do you have any more questions for me, Counselor? Judge Randolph : Lt. Kaffee, do you have any more questions for this witness? [Jessep defiantly gets up to leave the courtroom] Col. Jessep : Thanks, Danny. I love Washington. Kaffee : Excuse me. Col. Jessep : I beg your pardon? Kaffee : I haven't finished my examination yet. Sit down. Capt. Ross : I have here the Marine Corps Outline for Recruit Training. I'd like you to turn to the chapter on "code reds". Cpl. Barnes : Well, you see, sir, "code red" is a term we use, just down in Gitmo... Capt. Ross : Oh, then, we're in luck. Marching Orders/Standard Operating Procedure, Rifle Security Company, Guatanamo Bay, Cuba. I'm sure we'll find it in there. Cpl. Barnes : You won't find it in there, either, sir. Capt. Ross : Cpl. Barnes, I'm a Marine. You mean to tell me there's no manual, no set of instructions that tells me, as a Marine, one of my duties is to perform "code reds?" Cpl. Barnes : No, sir. No book, sir. Capt. Ross : No further questions. [As Ross returns to his seat, Kaffee gets up and snatches the Rifle Company SOP out of his hand] Kaffee : Cpl. Barnes, turn to the page in this book that tells me how to get to the mess hall. Cpl. Barnes : Lt. Kaffee, that's not in the book, sir. Kaffee : You mean the whole time you've been at Gitmo, you've never had a meal? Cpl. Barnes : No, sir. Three squares a day, sir. Kaffee : Then how did you find the mess hall if it wasn't in this book? Cpl. Barnes : Well, sir, like everybody else, I just followed the crowd at chow time, sir. Kaffee : No further questions. Col. Jessep : [shouting] What do you want? Kaffee : [shouting] I want the truth. Col. Jessep : [shouting] You can't handle the truth. Kaffee : You're a lousy fucking softball player Jack. Galloway : I'm going with you to Cuba tomorrow. Kaffee : And the hits just keep on coming. Kaffee : You're Aunt Ginny? Aunt Ginny Miller : Uh-huh. Kaffee : I'm sorry, I was expecting someone older. Aunt Ginny Miller : So was I. Kaffee : [just seconds before the trial starts] Last chance. I'll flip you for it. Bailiff : All rise. Capt. Ross : Too late. Movie Title: Taps (1981) as David Shawn: Alex Dwyer : What the hell were you doing back there? David Shawn : At least I had your ass over the grinder and it's okay enough to thank me, shithead! Brian Moreland : Hut! What's the problem? Alex Dwyer : The problem is that this asshole just shot the town! David Shawn : Brian, Dungeons and Dragons game tonight? Brian Moreland : Can't. [David flips Alex the finger] Alex Dwyer : Have a good day. [Firing machine gun] David Shawn : It's beautiful, man! Movie Title: Born on the Fourth of July (1989) as Ron Kovic: Mrs. Kovic : Don't say penis in this house! Ron Kovic : Penis! Penis! Big fucking erect penis, ma! Ron Kovic : People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America. Ron Kovic : They burned the flag and they demonstrated against us; it's on the cover of the paper today. They have no respect. They have no idea what's going on over there, Mom -- the men that are sacrificing their lives. People are dying every day over there, and nobody back here even seems to care. It's a bunch of goddamn shit if you ask me! Mrs. Kovic : Ronnie, don't take the Lord's name in vain -- not in front of the children. I agree with everything you say! Ron Kovic : I served my country -- and they just want to take from it -- just take, take! Love it or leave it, that's what I think. Ron Kovic : When I was in the hospital, I thought, yeah -- yeah, this makes sense. Timmy Burns : What makes sense? Ron Kovic : Because I failed, Timmy. Timmy Burns : What are you talking about? Ron Kovic : Because I -- I killed some -- people; I made some terrible -- mistakes! Timmy Burns : Oh, for Christ's sake, Ronnie, we all made mistakes. I mean, you -- you had no choice. That's something that those goddamn pansy demonstrators ain't never gonna understand! Now, you don't even have to talk about it, Ronnie; I mean, it was insane over there! It was crazy! Ron Kovic : Sometimes I wish, I wish I'd -- The first time I got hit, I was shot in the foot. I could have laid down, I mean -- who gives a fuck now if I was a hero or not? I was paralyzed, castrated that day; why? It was all so -- stupid! I'd have my dick and my balls now, and some days, Timmy -- some days I think I'd give everything I believe in -- everything I got, all my values, just to have my body back again, just to be whole again. But I'm not whole; I never will be, and that's -- that's the way it is, isn't it? Timmy Burns : [after a slight pause] For Christ's sake, Ronnie, it's your birthday. You're alive. You made it! Smile. Steve Boyer : You could start out as a cashier ... and then work your way up to becoming a manager of one of these places -- just like your dad. Ron Kovic : I get $1700 a month from the government. I think I'm just going to lay low, and look around -- Steve Boyer : (dismissively) That's charity money, Ronnie; this isn't. Ron Kovic : Charity? Steve Boyer : All I'm saying is that you got to -- you got to put the war behind you, you know; you got to forget about this chair you're in! Ron Kovic : (leans forward) Sometimes, Stevie, I think people, they know you're back from Vietnam, and their face -- changes: the eyes, the voice, the way they look at you, you know. Steve Boyer : I know what you mean, Ronnie, but people here -- they don't give a shit about the war! Yeah! To them it's just a million miles away. It's all bullshit, anyway. I mean, the government sold us a bill of goods and we bought it, and got the shit kicked out of us, and for what, huh? Ron Kovic : What do you mean, "we," Stevie? You were in college, man. Steve Boyer : [shrugs shoulders] You bought that Communist bullshit, Ronnie. Yeah, they were going to take over the world, you remember that? Fenelli, you, Walsh -- the whole town was devastated. [pause] Steve Boyer : For what? For lies, for bullshit lies? Ron Kovic : [to Charlie] I had a mother; I had a father, things -- things that made sense. Do you remember things that made sense? Things you could count on? Before we all got so lost? What are we gonna do, Charlie? What am I gonna do? Mrs. Kovic : [enters the room, beaming] Ronnie, Ronnie, you're doing the right thing! Communism has to be stopped! It's God's will that you go, and I'm proud of you. (gently pats his shoulder) Just be careful, that's all. [pause] Ron Kovic : Don't you know what it means to me to be a Marine, Dad? Ever since I was a kid I've wanted this -- I've wanted to serve my country -- and I want to go. I want to go to Vietnam -- and I'll die there if I have to. Doctor: We want to make one thing very clear to you, Ron. The possibility of your ever walking again is minimal ... almost impossible. You're a T6 -- paralyzed from the mid-chest down. Probably ... you'll be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. (pause) Do you understand what I'm saying? Ron Kovic : Well, doctor -- Doctor: Hmm? Ron Kovic : Doctor, will I ever be able to -- to have children? Doctor: No. [pause] Doctor: No, but we have a good psychologist. He's helped a lot of people. Ron Kovic : I'll walk again. Doctor: No you won't -- Ron Kovic : No, I know I'll walk again! Doctor: No, let me tell you something, Ron. You will NEVER walk again. [in the Bronx VA hospital] Ron Kovic : This place is a fuckin' slum! Marvin : You want out of here, man? Fine. We take that leg of yours, and we can get you out of here in two weeks! Ron Kovic : I want my leg. Marvin : Why? Ron Kovic : I want my leg! Marvin : Why? You can't feel it no how! Ron Kovic : (incredulous and angry) It's my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can't you understand that? All's I'm sayin' is that I want to be treated like a human being! I fought for my country! I am a Vietnam veteran! I fought for my country! Patient: [off-camera] Shut the fuck up! Ron Kovic : And I think that I deserve to be treated ... decent! [Ron is attempting to walk in the hospital; Willie is beside him] Ron Kovic : Am I good? Hey [drags himself forward] Ron Kovic : , am I good? Willie : Man, you're one crazy Marine, Kovic -- so gung-ho and everything, but you don't know shit about what's really happenin' in this country. Ron Kovic : Fuck you, Willie. Willie : I'm serious man. It ain't about burnin' the flag and Vietnam, man. While we fight for rights over there, we ain't got no rights at home. It's about Detroit and Newark, man. It's about racism, man. Ron Kovic : Is that right? Willie : Because you can't get no job at home. Vietnam is a white man's war, a rich man's war. Ron Kovic : (contemptuously) Where's my money? Willie : I'm serious, man, you gotta read some books. There's a revolution going on, Kovic. Brothers are gettin' it together, and if you ain't part of the solution, man, then you're part of the problem. Chaplain: How are you? Ron Kovic : [weakly] Tell them -- they have to operate on me. There's something wrong with me. Chaplain: The doctors are real busy right now. There's a lot of wounded here today. No time for anything except trying to stay alive, so you got to try and stay alive, okay? You hear me? Try and stay alive. [pause] Chaplain: I've come to give you your last rites. Are you ready? Ron Kovic : (weakly) Yeah. Chaplain: I am the Resurrection and the Life. He who believes in Me, though he were dead, yet shall he live, and whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die. You brught nothing into this world, and it is certain that you will take nothing out of it. The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away. Blessed be the name of the Lord. Movie Title: Jerry Maguire (1996) as Jerry Maguire: Jerry Maguire : I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok? Jerry Maguire : I don't like black people? I am Mister black people. Jerry Maguire : I lost the number one draft pick the night before the draft! Rod Tidwell : Well, boo-fucking-hoo. Jerry Maguire : I'm still sort of moved by your "My word is stronger than oak" thing. Jerry Maguire : I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back. Laurel : You fuck this up, I'll kill you! Jerry Maguire : I'm glad we had this talk. Jerry Maguire : I'm not trying to make history here. [Rod has just told Jerry he will keep him as his agent] Jerry Maguire : That's great. I'm very... happy. Rod Tidwell : That's what I'm gonna do for you. God bless you, Jerry. Now this is what you're gonna do for me. You listening? Jerry Maguire : Yeah, yeah, what can I do for YOU, Rod? Rod Tidwell : It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it's a family motto. Now are you ready? Just checking to make sure you're ready (Rod turns his boom box real low) here it is - show me the money. (He now blasts the boom box at full level) OHHH! SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! Doesn't it make you feel good just to say that, Jerry? Say it with me one time brother! Jerry Maguire : ...Show you the money. Rod Tidwell : Oh, come on, you can do better than that! I want you to say it brother with meaning! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line I better hear you say it! Jerry Maguire : Yeah, ye - no, show you the money! Rod Tidwell : AH! Not show YOU! Show ME the money! Jerry Maguire : Show me the money! Rod Tidwell : Yeah, that's it brother but you got to yell that shit! Jerry Maguire : Show me the money! Rod Tidwell : Louder! Jerry Maguire : Show me the money! Jerry Maguire : How's your head? Rod Tidwell : Bubblicious. Ray : D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds? Jerry Maguire : Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards? Ray : D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear? Jerry Maguire : Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame? Ray : D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits? Jerry Maguire : I... I can't compete with that! Jerry Maguire : Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment? Avery Bishop : There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you. Jerry Maguire : I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time. Avery Bishop : Well, it worked. Rod Tidwell : Who's your motherfucker? Jerry Maguire : You're my motherfucker! Jerry Maguire : Do you want this jacket? I don't need it. I'm cloaked in failure! Jerry Maguire : Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm! Jerry Maguire : The fuckin zoo is closed, Ray. Ray : You said fuck. Jerry Maguire : Uh... yeah... I... Ray : Don't worry. I won't tell. Jerry Maguire : What do you want from me? My soul? Dorothy : Why not? I deserve that much. Jerry Maguire : This is going to change everything. Dorothy : Promise? Jerry Maguire : I won't let you get rid of me. Jerry Maguire : I love you. You... complete me. Dorothy : Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "hello." Jerry Maguire : Show me the money! Jerry Maguire : That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie. Jerry Maguire : But if anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business and we will do it together! Who's coming with me besides..."Flipper" here? [Looking over an inadequate contract] Jerry Maguire : I'll go back to them. Marcee Tidwell : And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"? Jerry Maguire : We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me. Rod Tidwell : I feel for you, man. But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom. Jerry Maguire : I didn't shoplift the pootie. [Rod gives him a long Look] Jerry Maguire : Alright. I shoplifted the pootie. Jerry Maguire : I hated myself... no, I hated my place in the world. Rod Tidwell : I am a valuable commodity! I go across the middle! I see a dude coming at me, trying to kill me, I tell myself 'Get killed. Catch the ball!' BOO YA! Touchdown! I make miracles happen! Jerry Maguire : Rod... Rod Tidwell : I'm from Arizona Jerry! I broke Arizona records! I went to Arizona State! I'm a Sun Devil, man! Jerry Maguire : And now you want Arizona dollars? Rod Tidwell : Exaaaacctly! Jerry Maguire : Don't worry, I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP OUT! Rod Tidwell : Ya know! Ya know! We're together on this one! Ya know! Ya know! Jerry Maguire : Oh my god. Jerry Maguire : Rod, think about back when you were a little kid. It wasn't about the money, was it? Was it? [Questionably] Jerry Maguire : Was it? Jerry Maguire : Help me... help you. Help me, help you. Rod Tidwell : Thanks for coming. Jerry Maguire : I missed ya. What can I say? You're all I've got. [Jerry and Dorothy are in the elevator and a hearing impaired couple gets on. The man of the couple starts talking with his hands, then they get off] Jerry Maguire : I wonder what he just said. Dorothy Boyd: My favorite aunt is hearing impaired. He just said "You complete me". Movie Title: The Color of Money (1986) as Vincent Lauria: Vincent Lauria : I think maybe the money's what's throwing you off here today. Eddie Felson : Do you smell that? Vincent Lauria : What, smoke? Carmen : No, he's talking about money. Vincent Lauria : Hey Grady. Up your ass with the spot. Is that OK with you? Grady Seasons: [Laughs] That's fine by me. Eddie Felson : You're also a natural character. Vincent Lauria : [To Carmen] You see? I been tellin' her that. I got natural character. Eddie Felson : That's not what I said, kid. I said you *are* a natural character; you're an incredible flake. [Vincent's smile fades; Eddie continues] Eddie Felson : "But that's a gift. Some guys spend their whole lives looking for something like that. You walk into a poolroom with that go-go-go... guys'll be killin' each other to get to you. Eddie Felson : How much did you take off Moselle? I heard a hundred... Vincent Lauria : 150. Eddie Felson : [sarcastically] A hundred and fifty? Vincent Lauria : That's right, a hundred and fifty. Eddie Felson : You walk into a shoe store with a hundred and fifty, you walk out with one shoe! We were working on five thousand! Movie Title: The Firm (1993) as Mitch McDeere: Mitch McDeere : Anything I can do for you? Ray McDeere : Sure. Get me outta here. Mitch McDeere : Where to? Ray McDeere : Anywhere I can see a whole lotta sky. I get through the days, I even eat the food. It's amazing how much you miss the sky. Wayne Tarrance : How about you get down on your knees and kiss my ass for not indicting you as a co-conspirator right now, you chickenshit little Harvard cocksucker? Mitch McDeere : I haven't done anything, and you know it! Wayne Tarrance : Who gives a fuck? I'm a federal agent! You know what that means, you lowlife motherfucker? It means you've got no rights, your life is mine! I could kick your teeth down your throat and yank 'em out your asshole, and I'm not even violating your civil rights! Mitch McDeere : You want to know something funny? You actually made me think about the law. I managed to go through three years of law school without doing that. Mitch McDeere : Let me get this straight: you want me to steal files from the firm, turn them over to the FBI, send my colleagues to jail... Wayne Tarrance : They roped you into this. Mitch McDeere : Breach attorney-client privilege, thus getting myself disbarred for life, then testify in open court against the Mafia... Wayne Tarrance : Well, unfortunately, Mitch... Mitch McDeere : Let me ask you something: are you out of your fucking mind? Ray McDeere : How'd you land a job like that with a brother in the slammer? [Mitch says nothing] Ray McDeere : I get it. Don't worry, I'd probably have done the same thing. Mitch McDeere : You're always there for me, Ray... Ray McDeere : I'd have done the same thing. You think I want to tell the guys around here that I got a brother at Harvard? Mitch McDeere : I got mine, Wayne, you get the rest of them. Wayne Tarrance : Get 'em with what? Overbilling, mail fraud? Oh, that's exciting. Mitch McDeere : It's not sexy, but it's got teeth! Wayne Tarrance : Man, I don't understand you. What'd you do it for? You didn't win a thing. Mitch McDeere : Oh, yes I did. I won my life back. YOU don't run me, and THEY don't run me! Mitch McDeere : Are you saying my life is in danger? Denton Voyles : I am saying that your life as you know it is over. Mitch McDeere : You are FBI Agent Wayne Terrance, right? Wayne Tarrance : Yeah, you're damn right! You may be able to get by the local cops, but... [cell phone rings] Wayne Tarrance : Hello! Tammy : Is this Wayne Terrance? Wayne Tarrance : Who is this? Tammy : Is this Wayne Terrance? Wayne Tarrance : Yeah, this is Wayne Terrance? Tammy : So is this. [plays tape of previous conversation with Mitch] Mitch McDeere : [to Wayne Terrance] I think you should reconsider. Movie Title: Magnolia (1999) as Frank T.J. Mackey: Frank T.J. Mackey : I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me. Gwenovier : What are you doing? Frank T.J. Mackey : I'm quietly judging you. Frank T.J. Mackey : Respect the cock... and tame the cunt. Tame it. Frank T.J. Mackey : In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take. Frank T.J. Mackey : Denise. Denise the piece. Frank T.J. Mackey : Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fucking Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby. Frank T.J. Mackey : I will not apologize for who I am. Frank T.J. Mackey : Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fucking Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby. Frank T.J. Mackey : I'll tell you what I want, Janet; I want you to do your fucking job. Frank T.J. Mackey : Don't die you fucking asshole, don't die. Don't die you FUCKING ASSHOLE. Movie Title: Austin Powers: Goldmember (2002) as Famous Austin: Dixie Normous : Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous. I may be just a small-town FBI agent slash single mother, but I'm still tough... and sexy. Famous Austin : Well, Miss Normous... shall we shag now, or shag later? Movie Title: All the Right Moves (1983) as Steff: [To the players in the locker room] Steff : Listen up, ladies. Brian Riley is going to USC, motherfuckers!! Riley: All I have to do is maintain my fantastic 2.0 grade-point average, and everything is cool. Movie Title: Minority Report (2002) as John Anderton: John Anderton : Mr. Marks, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I'm placing you under arrest for the future murder of Sarah Marks and Donald Dubin that was to take place today, April 22 at 0800 hours and four minutes. John Anderton : No doubt the precogs have already seen this. Lamar Burgess : No doubt. John Anderton : You see the dilemma don't you. If you don't kill me, precogs were wrong and precrime is over. If you do kill me, you go away, but it proves the system works. The precogs were right. So, what are you going to do now? What's it worth? Just one more murder? You'll rot in hell with a halo, but people will still believe in precrime. All you have to do is kill me like they said you would. Except you know your own future, which means you can change it if you want to. You still have a choice Lamar. Like I did. Officer Fletcher : John, don't run. John Anderton : You don't have to chase me. Officer Fletcher : But you don't have to run. John Anderton : Everybody runs, Fletch. Everybody runs. Agatha : Dr. Hineman once said, "The dead don't die. They look on and help." Remember that, John. John Anderton : Agatha... Agatha : Sean... He's on the beach now, a toe in the water. He's asking you to come in with him. He's been racing his mother up and down the sand. There's so much love in this house. He's ten years old. He's surrounded by animals. He wants to be a vet. You keep a rabbit for him, a bird and a fox. He's in high school. He likes to run, like his father. He runs the two-mile and the long relay. He's 23. He's at a university. He makes love to a pretty girl named Claire. He asks her to be his wife. He calls here and tells Lara, who cries. He still runs. Across the university and in the stadium, where John watches. Oh God, he's running so fast, just like his daddy. He sees his daddy. He wants to run to him. But he's only six years old, and he can't do it. And the other men are so fast. There was so much love in this house. John Anderton : [sobbing] I want him back so bad. Agatha : So did she. Can't you see? She just wanted her little girl back. But it was too late. Her little girl was already gone. John Anderton : She's still alive. Agatha : She didn't die, but she's not alive. John Anderton : Agatha, just tell me, who killed your mother? Who killed Anne Lively? Agatha : [whispering] I'm sorry John, but you're gonna have to run again. John Anderton : What? Agatha : [screaming] RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! [While he's kicking Leo on the floor] John Anderton : Is he alive? He's alive. Where've you got him? Is he alright? [shouting] John Anderton : Tell me, you fuck, where is he? John Anderton : He set me up. He set me up. John Anderton : They set me up. Director Burgess : Who's the victim? John Anderton : Somebody, Leo Crow Director Burgess : Who's Leo Crow? John Anderton : I have no idea. But I'm suppose to kill him in less than thirty-six hours. Director Burgess : You don't have to run John. John Anderton : You don't have to chase me. John Anderton : There hasn't been a murder in six years. The system, it is perfect. John Anderton : Why'd you catch that? Danny Witwer : Because it was going to fall. John Anderton : You're certain? Danny Witwer : Yeah. John Anderton : But it didn't fall. You caught it. The fact that you prevented it from happening doesnt change the fact that it was *going* to happen. John Anderton : I need your help. You contain information. I need to know how to get at it. John Anderton : I have to know. I have to find out what happened to my life. John Anderton : Why don't you cut the cute act, Danny boy, and tell me what it is you're looking for? Danny Witwer : Flaws. John Anderton : There hasn't been a murder in six years. There's nothing wrong with this system it is... Danny Witwer : Perfect I agree, but there's a flaw. It's human. [Hundreds of contained prisoners rise up around Anderton and Gideon] John Anderton : My God, I forgot there were so many. Gideon : And just think, they'd all be out there killing people if it wasn't for you. Look at how peaceful they all are. But on the inside... [taps his head] Gideon : busy busy busy. [Officer Fletcher, on a jet pack, lands in front of Anderton] John Anderton : Rough landing... have to work on that. Officer Fletcher : Yeah, it's this shit knee of mine. John Anderton : [to Agatha] Everyday for the last six years I've thought of only two things. The first is what Sean would look like if he were alive today, if I would recognize him if I saw him on the street, the second is what I would do to the man who took him if I ever found him. You're right... I'm not being set up. Agatha : You have to take me home. John Anderton : No. You said so yourself. There is no minority report, I don't have an alternate future. I am going to kill this man. [The readings Agatha is giving run quickly on a makeshift screen] John Anderton : It's too fast. Slow it down. Rufus Riley : How do I slow this down, I should hit her on the head? [Dr. Solomon is about to transplant new eyes into Anderton] John Anderton : I'd like to keep the old ones. Dr. Solomon : Why? John Anderton : Because my mother gave them to me. John Anderton : I'm not being set up. I really am going to kill this man. Leo Crow : You're not going to kill me. John Anderton : Goodbye, Crow. John Anderton : Don't you ever say his name. John Anderton : That's all, huh? Just walk right into Precrime, go into the Temple, somehow tap into the Precogs, and then download this Minority Report... Dr. Iris Henimen : If... you have one. John Anderton : and then walk out. Dr. Iris Henimen : Actually, I think you'll have to run out, but yes, that's what you have to do. Dr. Iris Henimen : Find the minority report. John Anderton : How do I even know which one has it? Dr. Iris Henimen : It's always the more gifted of the three. John Anderton : Which one is it? Dr. Iris Henimen : The female. Rufus Riley : [to Agatha] Are you reading my mind right now? John Anderton : Get up. Rufus Riley : [to Agatha] I'm sorry for whatever I'm going to do and I swear I didn't do any of that stuff I did. John Anderton : You set your patients on fire. Dr. Solomon : I put 'em out. Movie Title: Risky Business (1983) as Joel Goodson: Joel Goodson : When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her. Miles : That should never stop you. Joel Goodson : Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it. Lana : Go to school, Joel. Learn something. Joel Goodson : College women can smell ignorance... like dog shit. Joel Goodson : So is this Guido guy... he's your "manager"? Lana : That's right. Joel Goodson : Or a pimp? Lana : Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new? [After Joel's Princeton interview] Lana : So, how're we doin'? Joel Goodson : Looks like University of Illinois! Joel Goodson : Porsche. There is no substitute. Miles : Fuck you. Joel Goodson : [sigh] You know bill? There is one thing I've learned in all my years... sometimes you gotta say "what the fuck." Make your move. Miles : Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck", make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying "What the Fuck", brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity brings freedom. So your parents are going out of town. You got the place all to yourself. Joel Goodson : Yeah. Miles : What the fuck. Joel Goodson : It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four letter word. [last line] Joel Goodson : My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid? Joel Goodson : Looks like the University of Illinois! Joel Goodson : [narrating] The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors. I knock, but no one seems to be there, so I go inside. Guido : Listen to me. Joel Goodson : No, no. You listen to ME! [Guido hangs up] Joel Goodson : Shit! Joel Goodson : You listen to me, buster. You, you a-hole. Guido : A-hole? Joel Goodson : I want my stuff back right now. Guido : Now you listen to me, you little fuck. Not only you take my two best girls, you call me names. If I didn't have any self-respect, it wouldn't just be the furniture, it'd be your arms, your legs, your head. Joel Goodson : I don't think I am going to say, "What the fuck?" anymore Movie Title: Mission: Impossible (1996) as Senator John Waltzer / Ethan Hunt: Ethan Hunt : Zero bodycount. Franz Krieger : We'll see. Ethan Hunt : Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think. Luther Stickell : You really think we can do this. Ethan Hunt : We're going to do it. Eugene Kittridge : I understand you're very upset. Ethan Hunt : Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset. Eugene Kittridge : All right, Hunt. Enough is enough. You have bribed, cajoled, and killed, and you have done it using loyalties on the inside. You want to shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me. I just want to make sure that you do it in hell! Eugene Kittridge : Ethan, I can see you're very upset. Ethan Hunt : Kittridge, you've never seen me "very upset". Jim Phelps : Any questions? Ethan Hunt : Yeah. Could we get a capuccino machine in here? 'Cause I don't know what you call this. Jack Harmen : I call it cruel and unusual. Claire Phelps : Hey, I made that coffee. Ethan Hunt : Exactly. Ethan Hunt : So, how does it feel to be a solid citizen again? Luther Stickell : Man, I don't know. I'm gonna miss bein' disreputable. Ethan Hunt : Well, Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I'll always think of you that way. [over the phone] Ethan Hunt : They're dead. Eugene Kittridge : What? Who's dead? Ethan Hunt : My team. My team is DEAD. They knew we were coming, man. They knew we were coming and the disk is gone. Eugene Kittridge : Wait a minute... Ethan Hunt : Did you hear me? The list is in the open. Senator John Waltzer : We were living in a democracy the last time I checked. Ethan Hunt : You're worried about me. Why? Ethan Hunt : [referring to CIA headquarters] This is the Mount Everest of hacks. Ethan Hunt : [just before entering the vault] Kriger, from this point on... absolute silence! Eugene Kittridge : I think we've lost enough agents for one night. Ethan Hunt : You mean, *I've* lost enough agents for one night. Eugene Kittridge : You seem hell-bent on blaming yourself, Ethan. Ethan Hunt : Who else is left? Eugene Kittridge : Yeah. I see your point. Luther Stickell : Reach your folks? [Ethan nods] Luther Stickell : How do they feel? Ethan Hunt : About what? Luther Stickell : The apology from the Justice Department, VIP treatment. You know, the whole nine yards. Ethan Hunt : Well, my mom was a little confused how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida Keys. [last lines] Flight Attendant : Excuse me. Mr. Hunt? Would you like to watch a movie? Ethan Hunt : Oh, uh, no thank you. Flight Attendant : Would you consider the cinema of the Caribbean? Aruba, perhaps? Movie Title: Legend (1985) as Jack: Princess Lily : Are you afraid to kiss me, Jack? Jack : I'm afraid you'll break my heart. Princess Lily : Then I'll steal your heart instead. Movie Title: Cocktail (1988) as Brian: Brian : Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, you life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours. Bonnie : Don't let it end this way. Brian : All things end badly, or else they wouldn't end. Brian : Coughlin's law: never show surprise, never lose your cool. Brian : You're offering me a job? Doug : Uh huh. Brian : The waitresses hate me! Doug : You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred. [Flanagan's advice to his unborn child:] Brian : If Jordan gives birth to a fine Irish son / There will be Cocktails and Dreams for him one day to run / A business that will yield the financial windfall / To be franchised in every suburban shopping mall. / If a daughter arrives to bless our clan / I guess the shit will finally hit the fan / But this I shall promise thee / I'll never let her marry a guy like me. / Still if our child is the naughtiet of girls or the wildest of young men / I swear I'll be the best dad I can / And never ever get spooked again. [Last Barman poem] Brian : I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The 3-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweat and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don't you just order a shot? / Bar is open. Brian : Not a goddamned thing any one of those professors says makes a difference on the street. Doug : If you know that, you're ready to graduate. [Jordan is drawing a picture of Brian] Brian : So this is your profession. Jordan : More like my.. obsession. Brian : To pay the rent? Jordan : Someday it will. Brian : Should we let it breathe? Doug : It hasn't breathed for fifty years, it's dead. Let's just drink it. Brian : I'll stick with the brew. Doug : Beer is for breakfast around here, drink or be gone. [Jordan has returned to her father's Park Avenue penthouse to find Brian arguing with him.] Brian : I think there's a chance for us. Jordan : Brian, there is no "us." There's too many things about "us" that don't work. Brian : What about the baby? A kid needs a father. Jordan : Not one who's not going to be around in a year? Mr. Mooney : Yeah, with your lifestyle, what kind of a father would you... Jordan : Dad! Movie Title: Vanilla Sky (2001) as David: David : He never watched television, and yet his biggest magazine is still the TV Digest. David : Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality. David : And to what do I owe this pleasure? Sofía : The pleasure of Sofia Serrano. Sofía : What about you? What's your nickname? David : Citizen Dildo. Sofía : Hmm. You are not staying over. Thomas Tipp : But I say this with complete love. Claim your life. Learn to be an asshole. Don't... David : Two's enough. Thomas Tipp : Forgive me. But I still believe in this family, David, even if it's only you. David : See, I've got this little problem. I've got a stalker. Sofía : It doesn't sound life threatening. David : But I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we're having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained. [Both laugh] David : I know it's tough. Sofía : I'll improvise. David : Thomas Tipp was right; people will read again. David : Is it me? David : No. Tell me now. Sofía : I'll tell you later. David : If something's wrong please tell me now. David : Say everything now, now, now, now. David : I'm frozen and you're dead, and I love you. Brian : You're rich and women love you, and I'm from Ohio and I'm drunk. Can I tell you the truth? David : Everybody does. Brian : I dig her, and I've never said this to you before about any girl. But she could be, could be, could be, could be the girl of my fucking dreams. David : You're not from Ohio. Brian : I know. David : You're not blind. You're drinking Jack Daniels, and when you drink Jack, you start in with that... Frank Sinatra, she shot me down, give me a cigarette, "King of Sad" thing. Brian : That I do. Give me a cigarette. David : My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money. David : The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there? David : Where's Sofia? WHERE IS SHE? Julie : I AM SOFIA. David : Doc, once you've been driven off a bridge at 80 miles an hour, somehow you don't invite happiness in without a full body search. David : Tech Support. David : I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer. Dr. Curtis McCabe : And you didn't immediately wanna sleep with her? David : Well, you know, I'm a pleasure delayer. [David receives his facial prosthetic] Dr. Pomerantz: It's a helpful unit. David : Good. Because for a minute there, I thought we were talking about A FUCKING MASK! Dr. Pomerantz: It's only a mask... if you treat it that way. David : Oh, no. It's great. This completely takes care of Halloween. But what about the other 364 days of the year? Movie Title: The Last Samurai (2003) as Algren: Emperor Meiji : Tell me how he died. Algren : I will tell you how he lived. Algren : There is Life in every breath... Katsumoto : That is, Bushido. Algren : I will miss our conversations. Katsumoto : And who was your general? Algren : Don't you have a rebellion to lead? Katsumoto : People in your country do not like conversation? Algren : He was a lieutenant colonel. His name was Custer. Katsumoto : I know this name. He killed many warriors Algren : Oh, yes. Many warriors. Katsumoto : So he was a good general. Algren : No. No, he wasn't a good general. He was arrogant and foolhardy. And he got massacred because he took a single battalion against two thousand angry Indians. Katsumoto : Two thousand Indians? How many men for Custer? Algren : Two hundred and eleven. Katsumoto : I like this General Custer. Algren : He was a murderer who fell in love with his own legend. And his troopers died for it. Katsumoto : I think this is a very good death. Algren : Well, maybe you can have one just like it someday. Algren : I killed her husband? Katsumoto : It was a good death. Katsumoto : You believe a man can change his destiny? Algren : I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed. [Nobutada is shamed by Imperial Guards who cut off his top knot and take his swords, leaving him in a heap in the street] Algren : C'mon, I'll take you home. Algren : My thanks, on behalf of those who died in the name of better mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities. Algren : You want me to kill Jappos, I'll kill Jappos. Colonel Bagley : I'm not asking you to kill anybody. Algren : "You want me to kill THE ENEMIES of Jappos, I'll kill THE ENEMIES of Jappos... Rebs, The Souix, The Cheyenne... For $500 a month I'll kill whoever you want. But keep one thing in mind, I'd gladly kill you for free. Algren : I have been hired to suppress the rebellion of yet another tribal leader. Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life. Algren : [shouting] What do you want from me? Katsumoto : What do you want for yourself? Algren : I have questions. Katsumoto : Questions come later. Silent Samurai : Algren-San. [he rushes in front of Algren to protect him from being shot, and is consequently shot himself] Algren : Bob. Algren : Mr. Graham. Tell this man to fire at me. Simon Graham : Pardon? Algren : Tell this man that if he does not shoot me, I will kill him. Algren : [shouting] What the hell am I doing here? ['Bob' rushes up, about to draw his sword and kill Algren, but Katsumoto gestures for him to stop] Katsumoto : In spring the snows will melt and the passes will open. Until that time, you are here. Algren : Sergeant Gant did you hear my order? Zebulon Gant : I did indeed sir. Algren : Then you will obey it. Now! Zebulon Gant : No disrespect intended, sir, but shove it up your ass. Algren : How's your poem coming? Katsumoto : The end is proving difficult. Algren : Who sent those men to kill you? Was it the Emperor? Omura? Katsumoto : If The Emperor wishes my death, he has but to ask. Algren : So it was Omura. Algren : A million, you understand this number? Katsumoto : I understand this number. Algren : I have questions. Katsumoto : Questions can wait. Algren : I have questions. [About General Hasegawa] Algren : He fought with the Samurai? Simon Graham : He IS Samurai. Zebulon Gant : [shouting loudly] Right, you little bastards! You will stand up straight or I will personally shit kick every far eastern buttock that appear before me eyes! Algren : Well done, sergeant. Zebulon Gant : When you understand the language, sir, everything falls into place. Algren : [narrating] They are an intriguing people. From the moment they wake they devote themselves to the perfection of whatever they pursue. I have never seem such discipline. I am surprised to learn that the word Samurai means, 'to serve', and that Katsumoto believes his rebellion to be in the service of the Emperor. Algren : [narrating] Winter, 1877. What does it mean to be Samurai? To devote yourself utterly to a set of moral principles. To seek a stillness of your mind. And to master the way of the sword. Algren : [narrating] Spring, 1877. This marks the longest I've stayed in one place since I left the farm at 17. There is so much here I will never understand. I've never been a church going man, and what I've seen on the field of battle has led me to question God's purpose. But there is indeed something spiritual in this place. And though it may forever be obscure to me, I cannot but be aware of its power. I do know that it is here that I've known my first untroubled sleep in many years. Algren : Are you a ladies man, Bob? Algren : I know why you don't talk. Because you're angry. You're angry because they make you wear a dress. Isn't that right Bob? You mind if I call you Bob? I knew a guy named Bob. He was as ugly as a mule. You a ladies man, Bob? [Katsumoto hands a samurai sword to Algren, it has a message written on it] Algren : What does it say? Katsumoto : "I belong to the warrior in whom the old ways have joined the new." [Algren and Katsumoto ride up to Bagley, who sees that Algren has turned against him] Colonel Bagley : Good God... Sir, the Imperial Army of Japan demands your surrender. If you and your fellas lay down your arms, you will not be harmed. Katsumoto : This is not possible, as Mr. Omura knows. Colonel Bagley : Captain Algren. We will show you no quarter. You ride against us, and you're the same as they are. Algren : I'll look for you on the field. Movie Title: Rain Man (1988) as Charlie: Susanna : You use me, you use Raymond, you use everybody. Charlie : Using Raymond? Hey Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you Raymond? Raymond : Yeah. Charlie : Shut up! He is answering a question from a half hour ago! [Raymond has jumped in the car with Susanna] Charlie : Hey, who is this guy? Susanna : He just jumped in the car. Charlie : Yeah well he can jump out. Come on! Raymond : I'm an excellent driver. Charlie : That's good. Come on! Susanna, why'd you let him get in this car? It's not a toy. Susanna : He says he drives this car. Raymond : Dad let's me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. 'Course the seats were originally brown leather now they're a pitiful red. Charlie : [surprised] Hey, these seats were brown leather. You know this car? Raymond : I know this car. Charlie : How do you know this car? Raymond : It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad let's me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday. Charlie : Who's your dad? Raymond : Sanford Babbitt. 10961 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati Ohio. Charlie : That's my address. Hey, who's your mother? Raymond : Eleanor Babbitt. Died January 5, 1965 after short and sudden illness. Charlie : Who the hell are you? Raymond : Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner. [Raymond proceeds back to Walbrook, ignoring Charlie] Charlie : Wait, I wanna ask you a question! Hey! Dr. Bruner, who is he? Dr. Bruner : Raymond is your brother. [In a telephone booth with the door closed] Raymond : Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart. Charlie : Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart? Raymond : Fart. Charlie : [Trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that? Raymond : I don't mind it. Charlie : How can you stand it? Raymond : Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV. Raymond : That's my pen. That's definitely my book. Charlie : Well taking your book is not a serious injury! Raymond : Serious injury book is a red book, that book is blue. Charlie : Well forgive me, I've lost my secret decoder ring! [In a phone booth] Raymond : It's definitely very small in here. [Tries to leave] Charlie : Small, and safe. Don't wanna miss the party. You know that, there's a party in your honor Ray. When we get to LA, there'll be a little custody hearing. Lawyers are setting it up right now. Know why there's a party for you? Because you're the $3,000,000 man. Charlie : [talking to the woman who answers the door] I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen. Raymond : Ofcourse I don't have my underwear. I'm definately not wearing my underwear. Charlie : I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they? Raymond : They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here. Charlie : I don't want them back. Raymond : These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32. Charlie : Underwear is underwear, Ray. Raymond : My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond. Charlie : Alright, when we pass the store, we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts. Raymond : I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinatti. Charlie : We're not going back to Cincinatti, Ray, so don't even start with that. Raymond : Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart. Charlie : [Pulls over, get's out of the car and yells] WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT'S UNDERWEAR WHEREEVER YOU BUY IT! IN CINCINNATTI OR WHEREVER! Raymond : K-Mart! Charlie : You know what I think Ray? I think this autisticism is a bunch of shit! Because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere! Raymond : Boxer shorts. K-Mart! [Ray and Charlie are sitting at a duck pond. Ray is staring off into space] Charlie : Raymond, what are you looking at? The ducks are over here. What are you looking at? Raymond : I don't know. Raymond : Lights out at eleven. Charlie : Yeah well new rules. Charlie : Listen, Ray, our dad died, that means he's not with us anymore. Did they tell you about that? Raymond : I don't know. Charlie : You don't know if they told you or you don't know what death is? Raymond : I don't know. Charlie : Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn't mean that they are not safe. Raymond : QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed. Charlie : QANTAS? Raymond : Never crashed. Charlie : Oh that's gonna do me a lot of good because QANTAS doesn't fly to Los Angeles out of Cincinnati, you have to get to Melbourne! Melbourne, Australia in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles! [Raymond is boarding a train back to Walbrook] Raymond : 'Course it's 10 minutes to Wapner. Charlie : You'll make it. Raymond : Yeah. [Location: on a back road, nineteen minutes to eleven o'clock] Charlie : We're not in the air, we're not on the highway, I'm on some shit secondary road. I gotta make up some time. I have to get to LA, I should've been there this afternoon, my business needs me. I gotta make up some time. Raymond : Definitely watch TV but you have to be in bed at eleven. Lights out at eleven. Charlie : Forget it. Raymond : Uh oh, nineteen minutes to eleven. Raymond : I'm an excellent driver. Charlie : When did you drive? Raymond : I drove slow on the driveway when my dad came to Walbrook. Charlie : Was Dad in the car? Raymond : Yeah. Charlie : I'll have to let you drive sometime. [Raymond grabs the wheel and nearly steers them into an oncoming car] Charlie : Raymond, you NEVER! NEVER touch the steering wheel when I'm driving. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? Charlie : Hey Raymond, remember today when the doctor was asking you those questions? How'd you know the answers? Raymond : [while brushing his teeth at the same time, Charlie can't make out what he said] I see it. Charlie : What? Stop that for a second. Raymond : I see it. Charlie : Raymond! [Grabs tooth brush from him] Charlie : When I say stop it, why don't you stop it? Why do you always have to act like an idiot? [Raymond begins to laugh] Charlie : You think that's funny? Raymond : Yeah funny Rain Man, funny teeth. Charlie : What'd you say? Funny teeth? What? Raymond : I didn't say funny teeth, funny Rain Man. Charlie : You? You're the Rain Man? Charlie : Who took this picture? Raymond : D-A-D. Charlie : And you lived with us? Raymond : Yeah, 10962 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnatti, Ohio. Charlie : When did you leave? Raymond : January 12, 1965. Very snowy that day. 12.2 inches of snow that day. Charlie : Just after Mom died. Raymond : Yeah Mom died January 5, 1965. Charlie : You remember that day. Was I there? Where was I? Raymond : You were in the window. You waved to me, "Bye bye Rain Man", "Bye bye." Charlie : I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks. Sally Dibbs : Good Morning! Coffee? Raymond : [looks at her nametag] Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally. 461-0192. Sally Dibbs : How did you know my phone number? Charlie : How did you know that? Raymond : You said read the telephone book last night. Dibbs Sally. 461-0192. Charlie : He, uh, remembers things. Little things sometimes. Sally Dibbs : Very clever boys. I'll be right back. Dr. Bruner : Raymond, wouldn't you feel more relaxed in your favorite K-Mart clothes? Charlie : Tell him, Ray. Raymond : K-Mart sucks. Dr. Bruner : Oh, I see. Charlie : What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes. Raymond : Of course you can't have pancakes without maple syrup. Charlie : You bet your butt. Raymond : Bet your butt. Charlie : I'm gonna go take a celebration piss. Charlie : This is a good one. We don't go out when it rains, this is a real good one. I hope you appreciate this because my business is going down the fucking toilet. I should be in L.A., instead I'm in the Honeymoon Haven motel in Bumblefuck, Missouri because you won't go out when it rains. Mystifying. Fucking mystifying. Raymond : 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. Charlie : Ray, enough already! Change the channel. Raymond : 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. Raymond : Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes. Charlie : We haven't ordered yet, Ray. Raymond : Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definitely be too late. Charlie : How is that gonna be too late? We haven't ordered the pancakes yet. Raymond : We're gonna be here the entire morning with no maple syrup and no - no toothpicks, I'm definitely, definitely not gonna have my pancakes w-with... [Charlie grabs him by the neck] Raymond : OW! Charlie : Don't make a scene! Raymond : OW! Charlie : Stop acting like a fucking retard. Raymond : UH-OH! [Pulls out red book and writes in it] Charlie : What are you writing?... What the fuck is this? "Serious Injury List"? *Serious* injury list? Are you fucking kidding me? Raymond : Number eighteen in 1988, Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988. Charlie : Squeezed and pulled and hurt your neck in 1988? [in a pancake restaurant] Raymond : Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes. Charlie : Ray. Raymond : Yeah? Charlie : [Presents a container of maple syrup] Ta da. Raymond : Ha ha. Charlie Babbitt made a joke. [Raymond doesn't want to go outside when it rains] Charlie : Hey, Ray, you take a shower right? Raymond : Yeah. Charlie : Well the rain is a lot like the shower, you get a little wet. What do you say, Ray? What do you say? Raymond : Of course the shower is in the bathroom. Charlie : That's the end of that conversation. [Raymond blows their ruse to get into a farmhouse to watch The People's Court] Charlie : That's it. You blew it. You don't get to see your program. Finished. Raymond : One minute to Wapner. Charlie : Yes, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray! You were in there! The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. *Legal history!* [in a pancake restaurant] Charlie : Okay, Ray, we've got blueberry, buckwheat, all flavors, what kind do you want? Raymond : Pancakes. Charlie : I know, but what kind? Raymond : Pancakes. [Raymond is reciting Abbott and Costello's Who's on First Base skit] Charlie : Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who *is* on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott. John Mooney : Are you disappointed? Charlie : Disappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rose bushes didn't I? I got a used car, didn't I? This other guy, what'd you call him? John Mooney : The beneficiary. Charlie : Yeah him, he got $3,000,000 but he didn't get the rose bushes. I got the rose bushes. I definitely got the rose bushes. Those are rose bushes! John Mooney : Mr. Babbitt, there's no reason to... Charlie : To what? To get upset? If there is a hell, sir, my father is in it and he is looking up right now and he is laughing his ass off. Sanford Babbitt, you wanna be that guy's son for five minutes? I mean did you hear that letter? Were you listening? John Mooney : Yes I was. Were you? Charlie : Um, no, can you repeat it because I can't believe my fucking ears. Charlie : [Raymond making remarks about going to Cincinnati to get underwear] Ray, did you fucking hear what I said? SHUT UP! [Raymond is afraid of riding in a car on the freeway] Charlie : Hey Ray, I got a great idea. Stay in front of the car until we get off the exit, you'll get in and we'll take a not so dangerous road, whatever that might me. Is that an idea? Raymond : Yeah. Charlie : Give me five, that's a great idea. Give me five. [Raymond doesn't comply so Charlie jogs back to the car] Charlie : This guy's a fucking fruit cake. Raymond : 'Course I got Jeopardy! at five o'clock. I watch Jeopardy! Charlie : Don't start with that, Ray. Charlie : That's amazing. He should work for NASA or something like that. Doctor : Ray, if you had a dollar and you spent fifty cents, how much would you have left over? Raymond : About seventy. Doctor : Seventy cents? Raymond : Seventy cents. Charlie : So much for the NASA idea. Raymond : [to Charlie] K-Mart, we should go to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street. Charlie : What did I tell you? After this! Charlie : You've got a date, Ray, you're gonna go dancing. Raymond : Yeah. Charlie : You know how to dance, Ray? Raymond : No. Charlie : I'll have to teach you sometime. Raymond : Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now. Charlie : Ray, you're not gonna have to dance, but I will teach you sometime. Raymond : Definitely have to dance with Iris. Charlie : Sorry I even brought this up. You're right, Ray, you got a date with the only famous dancing hooker in Las Vegas. Charlie : $200 is about to go to the shit house and Lenny doesn't wanna answer the phone! Charlie : I'll tell you a story about my father, that car in the garage, was off limits to me. He said it was a classic, it demands respect. One day, I'm a sophomore in high school, I bring home a report card, it's almost all A's so I go to the old man, ask him if I can take the car out as sort of a victory drive. He says no. So I stole the keys and snuck it out. Susanna : You took the car with no permission? Why? Charlie : Because I deserved it! Nothing I did was ever good enough for this guy. Don't you understand, We're on Columbia Parkway, four kids, and we get pulled over. Susanna : Accident? What is pulled over? Charlie : You know, siren, police. Can I finish? Okay so we're taken to jail. The other kids' fathers bail them out, mine left me there for two days. Susanna : He left you in prison for two days? Were you scared? Charlie : Yeah. Susanna : You have his money. Charlie : HIS money? That man was my father too, what about my fuckin' half? Where's my fuckin' half? I'm entitled to that money, Goddammit! Lenny : Charlie, where the hell have you been? I've been waiting by this phone for 3 hours man. Charlie : Take it easy, I was just buying some clothes. Lenny : Charlie we are in serious trouble. Serious trouble and you're buying clothes. Charlie : What trouble? Lenny : The cars. The cars are gone, the buyers want their deposits back, they all do. That's eighty thou, Charlie. Charlie : $80,000. I don't have it. Lenny : You gotta pay these people or we're out of business! What am I gonna tell them? Charlie : I don't know. [Storms about the desert then yells] Charlie : SON OF A BITCH! SON OF A BITCH! [Charlie is pulling Raymond's books off the shelves, leaving Raymond nervous] Charlie : You read The Twelth Night? Raymond : I don't know. V-E-R-N. Charlie : You read MacBeth? Raymond : Yes. Charlie : So you read all these stories and you don't know if you read the book? Charlie : He's not crazy, he's not retarded but he's here. Dr. Bruner : He's an autistic savant. People like him used to be called idiot savants. There's certain deficiencies, certain abilities that impairs him. Charlie : So he's retarded. Dr. Bruner : Autistic. There's certain routines, rituals that he follows. Charlie : Rituals, I like that. Dr. Bruner : The way he eats, sleeps, walks, talks, uses the bathroom. It's all he has to protect himself. Any break from this routine leaves him terrified. Raymond : 12:30 is lunch. Charlie : What do you want? Raymond : Wednesday is fish sticks. Green lime jello for dessert. Charlie : You want another apple juice? Raymond : No, orange soda. Uh oh, it's 12:31. [After Ray spills a box of toothpicks on the floor] Raymond : 82, 82, 82. Charlie : 82 what? Raymond : Toothpicks. Charlie : There's a lot more than 82 toothpicks, Ray. Raymond : 246 total. Charlie : How many? Sally Dibbs : 250. Charlie : Pretty close. Sally Dibbs : There's four left in the box. Charlie : Now casinos have house rules: they don't like to lose. So you never show that you're counting cards. That is *the* cardinal sin, Ray. Raymond : Counting cards is bad. Charlie : Yes. Raymond : I like to drive slow on the driveway. Charlie : If you get this right, Ray, you can drive anywhere you want as slow as you want. Charlie : Rain Man. Raymond : Yeah? Charlie : Let's play some cards! Raymond : Yeah. Charlie : Does Raymond know how much money he's inherited? Dr. Bruner : No, he doesn't understand the concept of money. Charlie : He doesn't understand the concept of money? He just inherited $3,000,000 and he doesn't understand the concept of money? Wow, good work, Dad. I'm getting fucking poetic here. [Raymond is about to go back to Walbrook on a train. He and Charlie are saying goodbye] Raymond : Very shiny train. Charlie : Yeah, sure is. Charlie : When I was a little kid and I got scared, the Rain Man would come and save me. Susanna : Rain what? Charlie : Oh you know, one of those imaginary childhood friends. Susanna : What happened to him? Charlie : Nothing, I just grew up. Susanna : Not so much. Charlie : I'm going to see you in 2 weeks now how many days is that before we'll be together? Raymond : 14 days from today, today's Wednesday. Charlie : Hours? Raymond : 336 hours. Charlie : Mystifying Raymond : Course that's 20,160 minutes. 1,290,600, six hundred seconds. Charlie : What's it going to be Ray? What's it going to be? Raymond : This is a very dangerous highway. Charlie : How am I going to get to LA? Raymond : Course driving your car on this interstate is very dangerous. Charlie : You want to get off the highway will that make you happy? Raymond : Yeah. Charlie : Yeah, well you gotta GET IN THE CAR SO THAT WE CAN GET OFF THE HIGHWAY! Raymond : Course in 1986 46,400 male drivers were definitely involved in fatal accidents. Movie Title: Eyes Wide Shut (1999) as Dr. Bill Harford: Dr. Bill Harford : No dream is ever just a dream. Dr. Bill Harford : Are you sure of that? Alice Harford : Am I sure? Only as sure as I am that the reality of one night, let alone that of a whole lifetime, can ever be the whole truth. Dr. Bill Harford : And no dream is ever just a dream. [last lines] Alice Harford : I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible. Dr. Bill Harford : What's that? Alice Harford : Fuck. Alice Harford : Why do think Ziegler invites us to these things every year? Dr. Bill Harford : This is what you get for making house calls. Dr. Bill Harford : You know what they say, once a doctor always a doctor. Nick Nightingale : Yes, or in my case, never a doctor, never a doctor. Gayle : Do you know what's so nice about doctors? Dr. Bill Harford : Usually a lot less than people imagine. Gayle : They always seem so knowledgeable. Dr. Bill Harford : Oh, they are very knowledgeable about all sorts of things. Gayle : But I bet they work too hard. Just think of all they miss. Dr. Bill Harford : You're probably right. Dr. Bill Harford : Now, where exactly are we going... exactly? Gayle : Where the rainbow ends. Dr. Bill Harford : Where the rainbow ends? Nuala : Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends? Dr. Bill Harford : Well, now that depends where that is. Gayle : Well, let's find out. Alice Harford : Millions of years of evolution, right? Right? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women... women it is just about security and commitment and whatever the fuck else! Dr. Bill Harford : A little oversimplified, Alice, but yes, something like that. Alice Harford : If you men only knew... Marion : I love you. I don't want to go away with Carl. Dr. Bill Harford : Marion, I don't think you realize... Marion : I do, even if I'm never to see you again, I want at least to live near you. Dr. Bill Harford : Marion, listen to me, listen to me. You're very upset right now and I don't think you realize what you're saying. Marion : I love you. Dr. Bill Harford : We barely know each other. I don't think we've had a single conversation about anything except your father. Marion : I love you. Movie Title: Mission: Impossible II (2000) as Ethan Hunt: Ethan Hunt : You turned around. Nyah Nordoff-Hall : What are you going to do? Spank me? Ethan Hunt : She's got no training for this. Mission Commander Swanbeck : What? To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs. Mission Commander Swanbeck : Good morning, Mr. Hunt. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves the recovery of a stolen item designated "Chimera." You may select any two team members, but it is essential that the third member of your team be Nyah Nordoff-Hall. She is a civilian, and a highly capable professional thief. You have forty-eight hours to recruit Miss Hall and meet me in Seville to receive your assignment. As always, should any member of your team be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you're going. This message will self-destruct in five seconds. Ethan Hunt : If I let you know where I'm going, I won't be on holiday. Ethan Hunt : We just rolled up a snowball and threw it into Hell. Now we'll see if it has a chance. Ethan Hunt : Don't you think we should wait a decent interval? Nyah Nordoff-Hall : Who wants to be decent? [steps in sheep droppings] Luther Stickell : Shit. Ethan Hunt : Yes it is. [Nyah is standing right in front of Ethan] Luther Stickell : [over radio] Ethan, Nyah's in the building. Do you copy? Ethan Hunt : [dryly, into radio] Thank you. Ethan Hunt : We've got 19 hours and 57 minutes. I'll get Bellerophon into your system by then. Just stay alive. I'm not going to lose you. Ethan Hunt : Clear the bridge for me. Mission Commander Swanbeck : You were under specific instructions to bring back a living sample of the Chimera virus. I'd be very interested to know how, after you'd managed its recovery intact, it subsequently got destroyed. Ethan Hunt : By fire. That's the best way, really. Movie Title: Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) as Lestat: Lestat : No one could resist me, not even you, Louis. Louis : I tried. Lestat : [smiling] And the more you tried, the more I wanted you. Lestat : Your body's dying. Pay no attention. Lestat : You are a vampire who never knew what life was until it ran out in a big gush over your lips. Louis : Where are we? Lestat : Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice, filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting, proper enough? Louis : We belong in hell. Lestat : And what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there? Ever think of that? Louis : But there was a hell, and no matter where we moved to, I was in it. Lestat : God, I swear you grow more like Louis each day. Then you'll be eating rats. Claudia : Rats? When did you eat rats Louis? Louis : It was a long, long time ago. Before you were born, and I don't recommend them. Lestat : Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves. Lestat : LOUIS! Put me in my coffin! Claudia : I'll put you in your coffin! Lestat : Evildoers are easier, and they taste better. Lestat : What's wrong, my dear? Whore : It's a coffin... Lestat : Yes, it is. Well, then you must be dead. Claudia : Which one of you did it? Which one of you did it? Which on of you made me the way I am? Lestat : The way you are? A vampire gone insane that pollutes it's own bed? Claudia : And if I cut my hair again? Lestat : It will grow back again. Claudia : But it wasn't always so. I had a mother once, and Louis: he had a wife. He was mortal same as she and so was I. Louis : Claudia. Claudia : You made us what we are, didn't you? Lestat : Stop her, Louis. Claudia : Did you do it to me? [slashes Lestat's face, and it heals immediately] Claudia : How did you do it? Lestat : Why should I tell you? It's in my power. Claudia : Why yours alone? Tell me how it was done. Lestat : Be glad I made you what you are. (grabs her throat with one hand) You'd be dead now if I hadn't, just like that damned corpse. Now, get rid of it. (releases her) Claudia : You get rid of it. Lestat : Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had. Lestat : We are predators, Whose all seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment. Lestat : Merciful death. How you love your precious guilt. Lestat : It's your coffin, my love. Enjoy it. Most of us never get to know what it feels like. Louis : Why do you do this? Lestat : I like to do it. I enjoy it. Take your aesthete's; taste purer things; kill them swiftly, if you will, but do it. For do not doubt: you are a killer, Louis. Lestat : Oh Louis, Louis. Still whining Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries. Lestat : I am afraid, madam, my days are sacrosanct. Lestat : Lord, what I wouldn't give for a drop of good old-fashioned Creole blood. Louis : Yankees are not to your taste? Lestat : Their democratic flavor doesn't suit my palate, Louis. [to Malloy] Lestat : I assume I need no introduction. Lestat : Claudia, you have been a very, very naughty little girl. Lestat : Whining coward of a vampire that prowls the night killing rats and poodles; you could have finished us both. Louis : You've condemned me to Hell. Lestat : I don't know any Hell. Lestat : [dancing around with the corpse of Claudia's mother] There's still life in the old lady yet. Lestat : Should we put out the light? And then put out the light. But once put out thy light, I cannot give it vital breath again. It needs must wither. Lestat : Have you said your good-byes to the light? [bites Louis] Lestat : I've drained you to the point of death. If I leave you here, you die. Or you can be young always, my friend, as we are now, but you must tell me: will you come or no? Claudia : Where's mama? Lestat : Mama... mama has gone to Heaven, Chèrie, like that sweet lady right there. They all go to Heaven. Louis : All but us. Lestat : Shh. Do you want to frighten our little daughter? Claudia : I'm not your daughter. Lestat : Oh, yes, you are. You're mine and Louis' daughter now. You see, Louis was going to leave us, he was going to go away, but now he's not. Now, he's going to stay and make you happy. Claudia : Louis. Louis : You fiend. Lestat : One happy family. Lestat : Read her thoughts. Louis : I can't. Lestat : The dark gift is different for each of us. Lestat : You-you let me drink *dead blood*? Lestat : It's so easy you almost feel sorry for them. You'll get used to killing. Just forget about that mortal coil. You'll become accustomed to it, all too quickly. Movie Title: Collateral (2004) as Vincent: Max : Hey! Hey, he fell on the cab! I think he's dead. Vincent : Good guess. Max : You... you killed him? Vincent : No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him. Max : I can't drive you around while you're killing folks. It ain't my job! Vincent : Tonight it is. Vincent : Okay, look, here's the deal. Man, you were gonna drive me around tonight, never be the wiser, but El Gordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into Plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it. Max : I Ching? What are you talking about, man? You threw a man out of a window. Vincent : I didn't throw him. He *fell* Max : Well what did he do to you? Vincent : What? Max : What did he do to *you*? Vincent : Nothing. I only met him tonight. Max : You just met him once and you killed him like that? Vincent : What? I should only kill people after I get to know them? [from trailer] Vincent : Slow down! Max : Shoot me! [first lines] Vincent : You OK? Airport Man : Yeah, I'm fine mate, don't worry about it. [last lines] Vincent : Guy gets on the MTA here in L.A. and dies; think anyone will notice? [discussing two policemen who have pulled Max over] Vincent : If they open that trunk, they're going inside it. [discussing Vincent's career as a hitman] Max : How long have you been doing this? In case anyone asks? Vincent : About six years in the private sector. [after Vincent and Max load a corpse into the cab's trunk] Vincent : Lets go. Max : Hey, why don't you just take the cab? Vincent : Take the cab? Max : Yeah, you take it. I'll - I'll chill. I'll - I'll just chill. They don't even know who's driving these things half the time anyway. They never check or anything. Okay... so... just - just take it. You, me... Vincent< |
