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    Billy Jayne Quotation






    Movie Title: Just One of the Guys (1985) as Buddy:



    Buddy : Hey, no problem. Just a couple of clean American kids experimenting with sex.


    Terry : Budster, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she's all yours.
    Buddy : Sounds too kinky for me.
    Terry : Buddy, she needs you; I need you; you need her.
    Buddy : Is she really half-naked?
    Terry : Maybe more by now.
    Buddy : What if you're lying?
    Terry : What if I'm not?
    Buddy : Good point - if I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.


    Terry : You know, sometimes I just wish I was a guy.
    Buddy : No you don't! The male body needs sex at all times! It's a living hell!

    [Buddy is trying to show Terry how to act like a guy by getting her to scratch her "balls". She's not doing too good a job at it]
    Terry : Look, maybe my balls don't itch.
    Buddy : All balls itch! It's a fact!


    Terry : Aren't you embarrassed?
    Buddy : Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass anytime.


    Terry : I'm just so confused.
    Buddy : Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear.

    [Terry, dressed in a tuxedo, is ready for the prom]
    Terry : How do I look?
    Buddy : Dashing.
    Terry : My zipper's open.
    Buddy : That was the dashing part.


    Buddy : Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. I've had lots of sex. It's just that now I'd like to try it with a partner.


    Buddy : [on the phone] Hey yo scumbag! Suck your own! Eat me. [Terry stares at him in bewilderment]
    Buddy : Mom says 'hi.'


    Terry : Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid?
    Buddy : A blowjob.

    Movie Title: Party Camp (1986) as D.A.:



    Ned-man : How did you pay for camp? Food stamps?
    D.A. : Hey listen dick-breath, I don't have a rich mommy and daddy to pay for me. I earned my way.


    Winslow : Unless I'm mistaken, this is a wild herb known as 'Angelica Vulgaris'.
    D.A. : So?
    Winslow : Well, the Greeks and Romans believed that certain herbs had medicinal and mystical powers. If I'm right, this plant is supposed to be an aphrodesiac.
    D.A. : How strong is it?
    Winslow : I've heard that it makes spanish fly look like sea salt.

       
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