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 Terry Gilliam Quotation"'One Of Hollywood's Greatest Visionaries'?!? I'm Not Even A Hollywood Director!!!" "There's a side of me that always fell for manic things, frenzied, cartoony performances. I always liked sideshows, freakshows. Jerry Lewis was a freakshow...Absolutely grotesque, awful, tasteless. I like things to be tasteless." "People in Hollywood are not showmen, they're maintenance men, pandering to what they think their audiences want." Movie Title: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) as Bridgekeeper / Old Man / Patsy: Lancelot : Look, my liege. [trumpets] King Arthur : Camelot. Sir Galahad : Camelot. Lancelot : Camelot. Patsy : It's only a model. King Arthur : Shh. Bridgekeeper : Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Lancelot : Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper : What... is your name? Sir Lancelot : My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. Bridgekeeper : What... is your quest? Sir Lancelot : To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper : What... is your favourite colour? Sir Lancelot : Blue. Bridgekeeper : Go on. Off you go. Sir Lancelot : Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Sir Robin : That's easy. Bridgekeeper : Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Robin : Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid. Bridgekeeper : What... is your name? Sir Robin : Sir Robin of Camelot. Bridgekeeper : What... is your quest? Sir Robin : To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper : What... is the capital of Assyria? [pause] Sir Robin : I don't know that. [he is thrown over the edge into the volcano] Sir Robin : Auuuuuuuugh. Bridgekeeper : Stop. What... is your name? Galahad : Sir Galahad of Camelot. Bridgekeeper : What... is your quest? Galahad : I seek the Grail. Bridgekeeper : What... is your favourite colour? Galahad : Blue. No, yel... [he is also thrown over the edge] Galahad : auuuuuuuugh. Bridgekeeper : Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name? King Arthur : It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper : What... is your quest? King Arthur : To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper : What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur : What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Bridgekeeper : Huh? I... I don't know that. [he is thrown over] Bridgekeeper : Auuuuuuuugh. Sir Bedevere : How do know so much about swallows? King Arthur : Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know. Dingo : [to camera] Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now we're glad. It's better than some of the previous scenes, I think. Left Head : At least ours was better visually. Dennis : At least ours was committed. It wasn't just a string of pussy jokes. Old Man : Oh, get on with it. Tim the Enchanter : Yes, get on with it. Army: Yeah, get on with it. Dingo : Oh, I am enjoying this scene. God : GET ON WITH IT. Movie Title: Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969) as Fifth Writer: Larry Saltzberg : Now boys, here's my idea. Third Writer : It's great! Larry Saltzberg : You like it, huh? Others: Great, really great! etc. Larry Saltzberg : Do *you* like it? First Writer : Yeah! Uh... yeah. Larry Saltzberg : What do you like best about it? First Writer : Er, well, you haven't told us... what it is yet... Larry Saltzberg : WHAT? First Writer : I like what he likes. Larry Saltzberg : What do you like? Second Writer : I like what he likes. Third Writer : I like what he likes. Fourth Writer : I like what he likes. Fifth Writer : I'm just crazy about what he likes. Larry Saltzberg : What do you like? Sixth Writer : Uh... I... I agree with them. Larry Saltzberg : Good. Now we're getting somewhere. Movie Title: The Battle of Brazil: A Video History (1996) as Terry Gilliam: Terry Gilliam : The only words I could say during this were Fuck, Shit, and Piss. Movie Title: Lost In La Mancha (2002) as Terry Gilliam: [Upon watching a screen test of the giants] Terry Gilliam : That's our trailer, right there! Terry Gilliam : At least if we're going to be fucked, let's know we're fucked ahead of time. Movie Title: Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl (1982) as Flying minstrel: Flying minstrel : I've got two legs, from my hips to the ground / And when I move them, they walk around / And when I lift them, they climb the stairs / And when I shave them, they ain't got hairs. Movie Title: US Comedy Arts Festival Tribute to Monty Python (1998) as Terry Gilliam: Robert Klein : You were six and of course, Graham Chapman passed away in 1989. He would have loved this. Terry Jones : He would have. John Cleese : But he's dead. Michael Palin : He is no more. Terry Gilliam : Stone dead! Michael Pailn: He is no more. Ceased to be. John Cleese : Stone fucking dead. Michael Palin : Fucking dead. |
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