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 Richard Benjamin QuotationMovie Title: Westworld (1973) as Peter Martin: Peter Martin : You talk too much. Robot Gunslinger : You say something boy? Peter Martin : I said you talk too much. Robot Gunslinger : Try to make me shut-up. Movie Title: House Calls (1978) as Dr. Solomon: Dr. Solomon : Do you know what he calls you? Dr. Willoughby : Yeah. The Old Fart. Dr. Solomon : No sir... He calls you... Golden Hands Willoughby! Dr. Willoughby : Golden Hands. Silverman, you're a goddamned liar. Movie Title: Love at First Bite (1979) as Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg / Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Doctor Jeff Rosenberg : You know what Freud said: if you don't pay for it, you don't get better. Doctor Jeff Rosenberg : Look, a check. She paid me everything she owes me. She left me, but she learned something. She's a responsible person, or whatever. [Rosenberg approaches Dracula in a restaurant] Doctor Jeff Rosenberg : The second way to kill a vampire, Count; three silver bullets through the heart! Cindy Soundheim : Jeffrey! [Jeff shoots Dracula three times] Count Dracula : No, Rosenberg, that is a werewolf Doctor Jeff Rosenberg : A werewolf? Really? Are you sure? [Guards start to take him away] Doctor Jeff Rosenberg : [To the guards] No harm done! The man's all right! This was for a werewolf! No problem! Calm down! Take it easy! I'm a doctor! I know where I'm going! [repeated line] Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg : I'm a doctor! I know what I'm doing. Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg : [triumphantly] Well, Count, what do you say to that? [Pulls out a Star of David] Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg : [Dracula hides his face, then realizes what it is and removes his hands] Count Dracula : I would say, leave Cindy alone and find yourself a nice Jewish girl,Doctor! Rosenberg: Huh? [looks at star] Rosenberg: Ah shit! It's the other one, isn't it? Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg : [speaking of Count Dracula : Where is he? Cindy Sondheim : He'll be here. Rosenberg: Another fly by night character. Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg : My name is Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg, and I want to talk to you about a man who sucks the blood out of people. Lieutenant Ferguson : A loan shark, eh? What's 's name. Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg : [picking hotel room lock] Every now and then it sure helps to have a patient doing five to ten for breaking and entering. Lieutenant Ferguson : You know we can't go in there without a warrant. Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg : If we don't, she'll lose her eternal soul. Ferguson: If we do I'll lose my pension. Cindy Sondheim : [to Renfield] Why did you tell him that? Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg : Because the bad guy always tells the good guy what he's about to do before he tries to kill him. Renfield : He's right, miss. It's in the rules. Movie Title: The Pentagon Wars (1998) as Caspar Weinberger: Caspar Weinberger : Please be seated. This will be brief, as I'm needed at the Oval Office. I'd like to call your attention to this morning's New York Times. If you'll turn to the editorial page? It essentially says that every weapon we produce is an over-priced piece of junk. Now, that's not news, critics have said it for years. What was news to me touched on our supposedly spectacular "Sgt. York" Anti-Aircraft Gun. It says that there when the "Sgt. York" proved incapable of hitting airplanes, we test-fired it at hovering helicopters. When it failed to hit hovering helicopters, we test-fired it at stationary targets, and it missed those. Now is this possible, General Keane? Keane : There was a problem with the proximity fusing. Caspar Weinberger : According to this, one missile locked on to a ventilation fan in the latrine, and destroyed the latrine! Were we test-firing at latrines that day? Caspar Weinberger : Frankly, I don't appreciate calls from reporters and congressmen asking me why nothing we are working on works and I can't answer them because the men in charge of developing these systems tell me everything is just peachy. Movie Title: Catch-22 (1970) as Danby: [last lines] [Yossarian leaps out of the hospital window, fleeing the base. Danby and Tappman watch from the window] Danby : Yossarian! Yossarian : I can do it, Danby! Tappman : They'll catch you, they'll bring you back! Yossarian : I can do it! Danby : This is insane! Yossarian : I can do it! Tappman : What about your clothes? Yossarian : They'll never recognize me without my uniform! Danby : You'll be on the run with no friends! You'll live in constant danger of betrayal! Yossarian : [laughs] I live that way now. Danby : Yossarian, for God's sake, hurry up! Yossarian : So long, Chaplain! Tappman : How do you feel, Yossarian? Yossarian : Fine... because I'm scared to death. Danby : You'll have to keep on your toes every minute. Yossarian : I'll keep on my toes. Tappman : You'll have to jump. Yossarian : I'll jump. Tappman : JUMP! [Yossarian jumps over a ditch and runs to the sea while inflating a life raft. He leaps into the sea, paddling furiously, and is gone] Movie Title: Saturday the 14th (1981) as John: Television Announcer: George and Elizabeth Bennetson got into their car to go to a party... But this wasn't going to be the kind of party they expected. The guests are about to arrive-- John : Billy, will you turn that thing off? Billy : I did turn it off. |
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