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 Toby Huss QuotationMovie Title: The Adventures of Pete & Pete (1993) as Artie, The Strongest Man in the World: Artie, The Strongest Man in the World : Soon you will be like Cheese Boy: melty, melty, melty! Younger Pete Wrigley : Will I ever see you again? Artie, The Strongest Man in the World : Worry not, boy. Worry not... for I am Artie, the strongest man [takes superhero position] Artie, The Strongest Man in the World : in the world! Artie, The Strongest Man in the World : Begone with you pulpy, before I fold you into some type of brochure! Movie Title: Bedazzled (2000) as Jerry: Jerry : [as Lance] And I'm Tony Danza! [Elliot is trying to prove he isn't gay] Jerry : [as Lance] This is so sad! Elliot Richards : You shut up, bitch! Movie Title: King of the Hill (1997) as Cotton Hill / Kahn: Hank Hill : So, are you Chinese or Japanese? Kahn : I lived in Arizona for the past 20 years. I'm originally from Laos. [pause] Hank Hill : So, are you Chinese or Japanese? Cotton Hill : I'm going to call this son Hank. I always wanted a son named Hank. Hank Hill : Dad, my name's Hank. Cotton Hill : Oh, yeah. In that case, I'm going to call this one Good Hank. Hank Hill : Dad, you shouldn't call him Good Hank. It makes me sound like Bad Hank. Kahn : You tell your stupid redneck son to stay the hell away from my daughter. Hank Hill : What happened? Kahn : Yesterday, I catch him half naked in Kahn Junior's room. Tell him to keep away. Hank Hill : Well, that boy's getting a talking to. [Hank leaves and sighs in relief] Kahn : That hillbilly no good for my daughter. Mihn : All fathers say that. My father never think you good enough for me. Kahn : I thought the General loved me. Mihn : No, he hate you. He never think you good enough for his little princess. Maybe for my sister, but not for me. Restaurant Manager: What do you think you're doing? Cotton Hill : These folks was waitin', so I'm showin' 'em to their table. Restaurant Manager: [sighs] All right, you are the greeter. Your job is to greet. The hostess shows the clients to their table. Now, please, go back to your stool... Cotton Hill : Listen to me, Junior. I led a platoon through the jungle of Sai-Ke. I think I can lead a party of four to table six. [to teach Bobby a lesson, Hank, Peggy and Luanne pretend to force Bobby to marry Luanne] Kahn : Ha. I knew it. Hillbilly gonna marry his cousin. [Luanne's roommate refuses to pay his rent and ripped off Hank and Cotton] Cotton Hill : I'm makin' a citizen's arrest. Luanne's Roommate: Get your hands off of me, you Nazi. Cotton Hill : [screams] WHO YOU CALLIN' NAZI, BOY? Kahn : [screaming] Oh no, Hank Hill! I don't know how that feels you dumb redneck! My real last name is Smith! I only change it to Soupanousinphone when I moved to Texas! Kahn : Oh no, I don't know how that feels. My real name is Smith. I just changed it to Soupanousinphone when I moved to Texas. You dumb redneck. [Bobby is fighting his mom and kicks her in the crotch] Peggy Hill : That's right Bobby. As you can see, I do not have testicles. Where's your secret weapon now? Kahn : She bluffing. Finish her. Cotton Hill : Thanks a lot, Girlie, but the truth is: you're a girl. Cotton Hill : I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off? Cotton Hill : [to newborn G.H] You wanna kill a Nazi? Ya wanna kill a Nazi-Squazzy? [Hank has temporarily gone blind] Cotton Hill : Still blind, or are you faking? [He punches Hank in the gut] Cotton Hill : Either you're blind or you're slow. I'd believe both. [in the airport] Kahn : I look out the window of the airplane, and what do I see? A frozen Gribble. Dale Gribble : The only thing that kept me going was my will... to smoke again. Cotton Hill : Good God, Hank. You're wearin' butt boobies. Cotton Hill : Hey missy! Git me sum samiches! [at Bobby's birthday party] Peggy Hill : Good grief, Cotton, you gave him a loaded shotgun? Cotton Hill : Well, you don't give a toy without batteries. |
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